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Chapter 584 A Hundred Years of Solitude ([-])
Park Anhao's Diary July 2013, 7 I Love Classical Chinese

Since graduating from high school, I have rarely been exposed to classical Chinese.

I remember when I was studying in the past, in the Chinese class, what everyone said the most was that classical Chinese was the most difficult.But I have always liked classical Chinese, and I like the translation of content words, function words, and fake words.Maybe it's because I like the subject of Chinese and have a special liking for words, so I spend a lot of time reciting and understanding ancient Chinese.

Hard work pays off.This sentence is true.

In every exam, the ancient prose part has always been almost perfect.

After graduating from college, I rarely read this type of book again.Occasionally when I go home, the children in the village come to ask questions with books before reviewing them again.However, in the end, I learned very well at that time, so it is still as clear as ever.

When I was having lunch today, I suddenly remembered Lin Sihuan's "Ventuillary Skills".So I sat at the desk in the afternoon and began to write silently.

"There are people who are good at ventriloquism in Beijing. There will be a feast for the guests. In the northeast corner of the hall, an eight-foot barrier is set up. The ventriloquist sits in the barrier, with a table, a chair, a fan, and a foot. The group of guests sits. After a short while, I heard a stroke of a ruler in the barrier, and there was no one who dared to shout.

Hearing the barking of dogs in the deep alley from afar, a woman was startled, and her husband was babbling.Then he woke up and cried.Husband also woke up.The woman caresses the child's milk, the child cries with the milk, the woman pats and whines.Another big child woke up, and the rustling continued.At that time, the woman's hands clapped her baby's hands, her mouth whimpered, her baby's milk cries, her eldest son woke up, and her husband yelled at her son.All the guests who were seated stretched their necks, looked sideways, smiled, and sighed silently, thinking it was wonderful.

After a while, the husband's roar started, and the woman's beat gradually stopped.Slightly smelled rat twitching, the basin was tilted, and the woman coughed in her dream.The guests were less comfortable and sat upright.

Suddenly a person yelled: "Fire starts", the husband yelled, and the woman also yelled.Both sons cried together.In Russia, hundreds of people shouted loudly, hundreds of children cried, and hundreds of dogs barked.In the middle, there are the sounds of pulling and collapsing, the sound of fire, the sound of whistling wind, and hundreds of thousands of them working together; there are also hundreds of sounds of begging for help, the sound of dragging the house, snatching, and splashing water.Wherever it is, nothing is there.Although a man has a hundred hands and a hundred fingers, he cannot point to one end; a man has a hundred mouths and a hundred tongues, and he cannot name one of them.So the guests all left the table in dismay, and they fought with each other, almost wanting to leave first.

Suddenly stroke the ruler, and the group rings out.Take off the screen and look at it, just one person, one table, one chair, one door, and one foot. "

Memory is an amazing thing.After so many years, I was able to recite it completely and write it silently.

So ever.

——Of course he has to show off to Xia Weiliang.

But this time it was a bit of a failure, because Wei Liang's phone was shut down.Opened Taobao on the mobile phone and charged 100 yuan to Weiliang.Call again.

- Slightly cool.it's me.

--Ok.I know, I miss my sister.

——Well, let me chat with you by the way.

——Is the work going well? Did the kids in the class pee their pants?

——…

——You are both a teacher and a second mother, when you have time to come to W City, my sister will treat you well.

——…

——Hahaha, Anhao, don't be speechless.Sorry.I really miss you.

--Um.

——Ah, let’s not talk about it, the leader is here.Call you back.

——…

Beep~ A busy tone.This guy~ it seems that he is really ruined, so he can only entertain himself and boast about it—Comrade Park Anhao, you are really... so boring.

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(End of this chapter)