Chapter 99

The price of Wending Dongying cuisine is high, and the service is naturally correspondingly good. After a while, the waiter brought over the various delicacies that Chu Xixi had ordered for Wei Yi.

Weil has always been open-minded and never twitched. While entertaining his stomach, he narrated his tragic experience.

Tonight was originally just a non-distinctive day out of 360 five days a year, if I hadn't met such an "unprecedented" blind date man.

The blind date man is 1.7 meters tall and weighs [-]. He has small eyes and a big mouth. He jogs for three hours a week and is barely healthy.

Three years after graduating from the second university, the blind date man has always worked in a grassroots organization, and has never had the idea of ​​changing jobs. According to his words, it is called "a soft spot".According to him, the establishment problem will be solved after the year, and he will become a glorious employee of the empire, which can be called a successful career.

At present, the blind date man lives with his parents in a [-]-square-meter property-owned house with two bedrooms and one living room. Since he is the only child, he does not plan to buy a house. The spare money is not as good as improving life, not to mention that the house will still be theirs after a hundred years.

The above are not the objects of Weil's complaints.

The blind date was in a small coffee shop, which was at lunch level for ordinary office workers, and there was no pressure to pay the bill, but the top-notch man actually asked the waiter for three free cups of boiled water from the beginning to the end!
Wey went on a blind date right after work. She was so hungry that her chest was on her back after working all afternoon. During that not-so-short conversation, she asked for some staple food more than once. In fact, she didn't think about it at all. He tried to let the top-quality blind date man pay the bill, but he seemed to be afraid of how much money she would spend, so he blocked the waiter from approaching every time.

Otherwise, there will be no third cup of free boiled water.

"Xixi, to tell you the truth, before I even touched the menu, the superb man told the waiter that we only need a free glass of boiled water! You don't even know how embarrassing I was at that time! Do you think this lady wants Taking advantage of her? Fen Dan! Who is this lady, I have never thought of taking advantage of others in my life!!"

Hearing this, Chu Xixi also slapped the table furiously: "What a big bastard! You are so much shorter than Xiao Wei at 1.7 meters! You weigh [-] and can crush you to death! A stingy stingy who doesn't pull out a hair ..."

Hearing this, Qi Jiahui's heart trembled. He also weighs more than 150 kilograms. Although it is suitable for a man who is more than 1.8 meters tall to have a weight of more than 150 kilograms, his Xixi will feel heavy. How can this be done? Woolen cloth?Be sure to lose weight!Starting today, we must increase physical training, and at the same time reduce food intake!
Yes, just do it!

Oops!How could he be distracted when his Xixi was talking!I missed her words when I was distracted, what a heinous crime! !
Fortunately, during Qi Jiahui's distraction, Chu Xixi has been listening to Wei Yi's narration quietly.

Every time after driving away the waiter, the best man starts to talk about it immediately, from the macro-control policies of the empire to the anecdotes about Linzhou, and then casually mentions his grand plans after starting a company in the future, claiming to be a network in the circle How wide it is, leaving no second for Wey to appeal, choking her speechless...

Meowing, the top-quality man said to drink water when he was thirsty, and then continued after drinking water, Weil was in a panic, and he was so hungry that he played a symphony, but since this was the first time we met, he was embarrassed to express it directly The fact that I am hungry, I can only follow the one-character formula - endure!

What's even more exasperating is that after the top-notch man drank two free cups of boiled water, he saw that there was still half a cup in the teacup in front of Wey. He seemed to ask a question, but without waiting for Wey's answer, he directly took it and drank it all up. .

"Damn it's disgusting! I've never seen such an unhygienic man! If something happens after tonight, don't blame this lady! If it wasn't for this lady's personal reputation, she would have Give him a good meal! Let him taste my lady's Snow White Snow White Maiden Fist!!

"Hahaha, it's time for that superb man to taste Xiao Wei's snow-white LOLI fist!"

Chu Xixi laughed and stood up, three times to the left and three times to the right, shaking her hands and feet, twisting her neck and buttocks, and accidentally fell into Wei Yi's arms.

"Smiling... smiling..."

Qi Jiahui sat in his seat solemnly, his eyes were always on Chu Xixi, dancing back and forth with her, bouncing up and down.

His Xixi is really full of vitality!

Wei Yi didn't notice Qi Jiahui's nympho reaction. Although she was dissatisfied on the face, she was powerless to change, so she could only express her feelings with soft coquettishness: "It's Girl Boxing! This lady is not a LOLI! It's not like singing " The Little Witch of Health Song!!"

"Okay, Xiao Wei, you have grown up too! You are no longer a little LOLI or a little witch haha! Then what happened after that?"

Hearing Chu Xixi ask what strange things happened later, Qi Jiahui also pricked up his ears and listened carefully.

As long as it was something that Chu Xixi and Wei Yi hated, he would keep it in mind, and he couldn't do it accidentally no matter when or where.

Qi Jiahui had a great ideal since he was a child - to become the most perfect man in Chu Xixi's life!
For Chu Xixi, he is willing to become a unique perfect man who belongs only to Chu Xixi!

Tired to go why deserted again!Fendan, Fendan! !

"Hehehaha... Hallelujah... Then, that, that top-notch man also said that since he wants to start a company, he must have his own car, and suggested that I lend him some money." Weil twitched his lips, Showing a mocking smile, "Of course, he's talking about investing in a car instead of borrowing it. Hehehe, is there a way for a scammer to catch up?"

Pausing for a moment, without waiting for Chu Xixi to give an answer, Wei Yi took a sip of watermelon juice, and said disdainfully: "I haven't written the horoscope yet, but I said it clearly. If it's not a scammer, what is it!"

"That's right, Jubi is a fraudster who was released after serving his sentence! Or else he was a fraudster who was released on parole for medical treatment in advance!! Xiao Wei, you haven't been deceived, have you? The fraudsters are so powerful now! The Imperial Office always does nothing, if they can be punished severely A scammer, the social atmosphere wouldn't be so bad!" Chu Xixi's expression froze.

Hearing this, Qi Jiahui's heart tightened. What Chu Xixi said must be true, right?His current rights are still relatively small, but at least he can improve the local social security in Linzhou, and if he can do this silently, Chu Xixi will praise him for a while if he finds out, right?
It was just a sudden thought of Qi Jiahui, the hard days of the big liars, the little liars, and even the part-time liars on the Internet are coming!

Humph, those scammers who cheated on "Running Everyday", your end is not far away! !

"Am I that stupid?" Wei Yi raised his hand and pinched Chu Xixi's face, and continued, "I wanted to leave several times, but he stopped me. When that guy got excited, he almost drool Spray on my face... So I sent you a message for help! Luckily, Xixi, you are smart, if you meet some stupid idiot, you may not see me who is smart, cute and kind! For example, that annoying Qiu Zhenxiang The stalker!!"

puff……

Qiu Zhenxiang choked speechlessly, was my reaction so slow?

Qi Jiahui felt the same way. He didn't expect Xiao Wei to have such a keen insight. If he had discovered this earlier, the journey to Linzhou to chase his wife would not have been so bumpy!
Maybe their little baby will be able to make soy sauce! !

Qiu Zhenxiang sweated and cursed in his heart: Young master, you have only been in Linzhou for a few months!Are you a man or a fly?Even old flies don't have the skills to make soy sauce!Not to mention the little flies! !

"Yeah, it's really impossible to deal with it in time with someone else." Chu Xixi didn't feel blushing at all, and nodded sincerely in agreement.

"The current blind date is really scary! Because you don't know if the other party is a bad person who will come out to deceive you by lying about the blind date!" Wei Yi squeezed out some mustard sauce with a sad face, and waited for Chu Xixi to pour an appropriate amount of soy sauce for her Finally, stir them listlessly.

Chu Xixi sympathized with Wei Yi's tragic experience very much. She also felt the same about those cheating blind dates. She patted Wei Yi on the back understandingly and comforted: "Ah, ah, it's just a blind date, it's a trivial matter! Let's talk ...Actually, it's not impossible for Auntie to stop helping you on blind dates, it's just..."

(End of this chapter)

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