My dad is so rude

Chapter 7 Dad, Why Do You Want to Work?
The turmoil in the lounge quickly subsided.

But everyone looked at Chen Mu with weird eyes.

Anyone with a discerning eye could see that Chen Mu had obviously provoked the sand sculpture youth on purpose just now, and the purpose was self-evident-to touch porcelain.

12500 yuan per punch, this money is really good money!
While everyone was contemptuous, they were also envious.

Luo Zhenfei didn't talk to Chen Mu again, and he seemed to think that Chen Mu was "touching porcelain".

Naturally, Chen Mu didn't bother to explain, and lay down on the chair with his eyes closed.

No one ordered his desk until after get off work.

Pat your ass and leave.

……

When I got home, I found that the lights in the house were on.

It was only then that Chen Mu remembered that he still had a pair of twin girls, and suddenly his head grew dizzy.

It was fine when I came, and I can't go back.

And inexplicably became the real Laozi.

I stood at the door of the house and thought for a while, but I didn't think about what to say when we met, so I had to bite the bullet and knock on the door.

"Here we come~" A crisp voice came from inside the room.

"Click!"

The anti-theft door opened, and a handsome face appeared in front of him. It was Chen Mu's "eldest son" Chen Changqing.

Chen Mu said awkwardly: "Uh..."

Before he could speak, Chen Changqing said calmly, "Dad, you are back."

"Uh... um!"

With the sound of 'Dad', Chen Mu's goosebumps came out.

The process of making a child is also a journey of psychological adaptation.

Now omitting the steps of manufacturing and growing up, he directly upgrades to Lao Tzu, which makes him feel awkward for a while, feeling like a "step dad".

The key is that his mental age is only 24.

Spontaneously, there is a sense of sight of each theory!

Seeing Chen Muchu at the door, Chen Changqing looked at him suspiciously, "Aren't you coming in?"

"Oh~" Chen Mu came back to his senses and walked in.

Just smelling the aroma of vegetables, I had nothing to say: "Have you cooked?"

Chen Changqing who was behind closed the door smoothly, turned around and looked at Chen Mu strangely.

The father in my memory would never speak in this tone. Every time he came back, he would either pick up the bowl and cook the rice, or fall asleep drunk.

"Hmm! I saw that there was food in the kitchen, so I burned it." Chen Changqing said as he walked towards the balcony, "Dad, come and eat."

"Oh oh~" Chen Mu was uncomfortable, as if there were countless ants crawling on his body.

He really wanted to say to Chen Changqing: Don't call me dad, call me brother.

"I really don't know how there were so many boys in the previous life who liked to hear girls call 'Daddy'?" Chen Mu muttered to himself, and came to the balcony.

The back of the house is sunny, and the house is dark after four or five o'clock in the afternoon. Eating on the balcony is brighter and saves electricity bills!

After this conclusion emerged in his mind, Chen Mu was really speechless.

"He" is really unworthy of being a father.

But although his father is very unreliable, Chen Changqing's son is very filial. After packing the meal, he put the bowl and chopsticks in front of him and said, "Dad, eat!"

"Yeah!" Chen Mu endured his awkwardness, picked up his job, and had nothing to say: "Uh...well, where is your sister?"

Chen Changqing was not surprised by Chen Mu's question.

His father was drunk every day, and he didn't care about the big and small things in the family. He was drinking or on the way to drink every day, so he was nicknamed "Chen Carrying Pot", also called Carrying Pot...

So even if he disappears one day, it is estimated that his father will not realize it until a long time later.

"She lives in Teacher Liu's house."

"Oh~ what is he doing? Male or female?"

"Female! Teacher Liu teaches theory classes, and Xiangru stayed at the teacher's house two years ago..."

It's rare that Chen Mu is conscious today, so Chen Changqing took the time to tell him some things.

Otherwise, he was really afraid that after a long time, his father would forget that he still had a daughter.

Chen Mu waited for Chen Changqing to finish speaking, nodded, thought for a while and said, "I found a job."

"Ah?" Chen Changqing was stunned for a moment before realizing what Chen Mu was saying, and suddenly coughed again and again in shock, "cough cough cough... cough cough..."

"Are you okay?" Chen Mu quickly stood up and patted his back.

Chen Changqing managed to stop coughing, and then looked at Chen Mu in disbelief, "Dad... what are you talking about? Are you looking for a job?"

Chen Mu said uncomfortably, "Uh...um."

Chen Changqing was surprised: "Dad, why do you have the idea of ​​working... No, I mean, Dad, you don't drink... No, I mean Dad, you really want to work?"

Chen Mu was very embarrassed at first, but the cheap son's reaction made him want to laugh, "That's right! What's the matter?"

Chen Changqing: "That... Dad, didn't you say that it is impossible to work part-time in this life?"

Chen Mu blinked: "Did I say that?"

Chen Changqing nodded: "I said so."

Chen Mu: "Then you heard it wrong. In the future, your dad will not only have to work, but also be a master!"

"Ah... oh~" Hearing this, Chen Changqing felt a little excited, but instantly felt as if a bucket of cold water had been poured on her.

He has heard so much.

When his father was drunk, he would often say that he wanted to become the Supreme of the World, the hero of the universe, making those who looked down on him crawl under his feet and tremble.

But the next morning, I still go out on time to drink, and then come back at night like a puddle of mud.

It was the first time I heard him say that he was going to work part-time, so it was a bit novel.

"Dad, why don't you drink and eat more food."

Chen Mu: "..."

He didn't bother to explain much, and buried himself in cooking.

After dinner, Chen Mu sat on the stool and smoked: "I bought a mobile phone, the number is 245575946."

Chen Changqing, who was packing up the dishes, said casually, "Oh, I see."

[Invaded by poisonous gas, damage transfer -6, lung strengthening +1]

"Fuck..." Chen Mu almost jumped up in shock.

Chen Changqing was startled, and asked, "Dad, what's the matter with you?"

Chen Mu shook his head: "Uh...it's nothing."

He took two more puffs.

[When attacked by poisonous gas, damage transfer -5, -7, lung function strengthening +1]

"...too stupid!"

Chen Mu was so excited that he almost jumped up!

He took a deep breath, then took a puff of the big long dragon, and sucked down the remaining half of the cigarette in one go.

[Continuously attacked by poisonous gas, damage transfer -5, -5, -4, -3...Lung function strengthening +2, kidney function strengthening +1]

Chen Mu: "Smoking can actually strengthen kidney function..."

He quickly took out another cigarette from his pocket and lit it with a click.

He puffed out smoke and asked, "Do you have a phone?"

"There's a little genius." Chen Changqing's answer came from the kitchen, "But the number is down."

Chen Mu took out the money from his pocket and counted it, and there was less than 500 yuan left in total.

He took out 100 yuan and saved it for an emergency tomorrow, and then gave the rest of the money to Chen Changqing, "Hey, go buy another card tomorrow."

Chen Changqing said in amazement: "Dad, you give me all the money, don't you want to buy wine?"

"starting today……"

Chen Mu just wanted to say that he quit drinking, but suddenly thought that since smoking can strengthen the lung and kidney functions, maybe drinking alcohol can also strengthen the liver, "Uh... don't worry about that."

Chen Changqing nodded, "Okay then! I'll save it for you first, and if you want to buy wine, ask me later."

Chen Mu: "Well, I see..."

When I went back to the room, I saw the sheets and bedding I bought in the morning, still piled up on the floor.

So I called my cheap son in and cleaned up with him.

Looking at Chen Changqing's strange eyes throughout the whole process, Chen Mu didn't explain much.

After resting for a while, he began to sit cross-legged on the bed, ready to practice.

Now that he has decided to work hard and become a master, he must work hard.

Although the dantian has long since dried up and the internal force no longer exists, he still remembers the basic internal energy training formulas.

Close your eyes and start practicing according to the exercise route.

Just like an old-fashioned hand-cranked tractor, the dry Dantian began to move slowly.

Soon, a familiar mechanical beep sounded in my ears.

[During training, internal force transfer -1]

[During training, stamina transfer -1, bone strength transfer -1]

[During continuous training, shock resistance transfer -1, visceral nerve strength transfer -1...]

Chen Mu suddenly opened his eyes, his face full of pain.

It's fine if this damn does not increase her internal strength, but she even lost the attribute points she gained from being beaten through "hard work"!

This plus version of "Jianghuajiemu" reminded him of the "marriage magic skill" which has the same effect but the same effect...

There is no way, since he can't practice, it seems that he can only continue to be beaten.

He got up and searched around, and finally found a solid iron rod under the bed.

It was bumped in the hand, it was definitely old iron, there was nothing wrong with it.

Then he sat on the bed, grinned and slapped himself on the head hard.

"Boom!"

[Attacked, power transfer -44, impact force transfer -35, damage transfer -23, head strength +1]

Chen Mu: "..."

He lit another cigarette, and while puffing, he knocked on his head "dongdongdong".

……

In the next room, Chen Changqing, who was meditating and practicing Qi, slowly opened his eyes and listened for a while.

Then he sighed deeply. Not surprisingly, his father was 'mischievous' again.

Eating, drinking, sleeping, and sleeping, this is what his father does every day...

(End of this chapter)