My dad is so rude

Chapter 4 How to be beaten decently and gracefully?

Not having a phone is really inconvenient.

Chen Mu first sent the things home, then went to a mobile phone store near his home and bought a second-hand smart phone for 300 yuan.

By the way, I applied for another card, but the card fee charged him 20 yuan.Heartbroken maggot!

Turning around, he went to the vegetable market and bought vegetables for 100 yuan.

In fact, there are not many dishes, mainly because the meat is more expensive!

Go home and start cooking.

As a result, the liquefied gas was burned and there was no gas.

Chen Mu was going crazy.

In this world, Nima stepped half a foot into the world of science fiction, and he is still using the original gas tank.

That's all, the most annoying thing is that the gas tank is still the 5kg kind...

孽 孽!
The meat is in the pot, so you can't throw it away.

Call the natural gas company, open an account 3000 yuan + 2000 yuan for the replacement and installation of the stove, a total of 5000 yuan.

Chen Mu looked at the less than 1000 yuan in his pocket, and could only go downstairs holding the liquefied gas cylinder with a full face to get some air.

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After lunch, Chen Mu became energetic again.

The little setback before lunch was also forgotten by him, and now he is only thinking about how to strengthen his body and... making money!
It is best to combine the two.

It means "being beaten" while still making money.

The brain hole in the morning is still feasible. Standing on the side of the road and being beaten can make money and strengthen the body.

However, this is not a long-term solution. After a long time, it is easy for some caring people to see the problem and cause unnecessary trouble.

Martial artists in this world can't speculate with common sense, it's better to keep a low profile.

After thinking about it for a while, I couldn't think of any good way.

Then he turned on his phone and searched online: 【How to get beaten decently and gracefully? 】

Countless answers came out in an instant.

Aside from those stupid suggestions, the most reliable one is - "Martial arts training partner".

"Hey, that's a good suggestion!"

His eyes suddenly lit up.

According to the memory records in my mind, many big martial arts gyms in this world recruit sparring partners.

"Sparring" is a nice name, but it is actually a "human-shaped sandbag" that is specially beaten.

Compared with dummies, partner training undoubtedly has advantages in all aspects, and can simulate the actual combat effect of real people to the greatest extent, so large martial arts gymnasiums will use partner training.

As far as he knows, the hourly salary of a good training partner is very expensive, and ordinary martial arts gyms can't afford it.

Being able to make money and being beaten at the same time is very much in line with his "decent and elegant beating".

Without thinking too much, Chen Mu immediately went out to find the martial arts gym.

The first martial arts gym is near home.

It's a pity that this martial arts gym already has a regular sparring partner.

The second martial arts gym is next to the supermarket I went to in the morning, and it takes half an hour to walk there.

This martial arts gym recruited sparring partners, but the person in charge burst out laughing when he saw Chen Mu with a collapsed body and a vicissitudes of face.

"You? A sparring partner?"

Chen Mu grinned and said, "What's the matter, can't you?"

The supervisor laughed and said, "What do you think? With your age and physical fitness, let alone those students, I can punch you to death!"

Chen Mu grinned and said, "Then try it!"

The supervisor put away the smile on his face, waved his hands and said impatiently: "Forget it. You should go back to retire..."

Chen Mu begged: "You try it, I am really resistant to beating!"

Even when Chen Mu was beaten to death, he would never have imagined that one day he would beg others to beat him up...

The supervisor frowned and said, "Didn't you hear me let you go? If you make trouble here again, I will call the police."

Chen Mu had no choice but to get up and leave.

Heavy codes are used in troubled times. The criminal law here is very strict for ordinary people, and it started in three years to pick quarrels.

Even warriors, if they have no meritorious service, they will still be severely punished.

This is also the reason why he owed money to the lending company, and those debt collectors only dared to write threats in large characters in the corridor, but did not dare to break into his house.

After leaving this martial arts gym, Chen Mu took out his mobile phone to search.

In this district, there is only Eleventh Middle School and a large martial arts gym recruiting training partners, but the requirement is "junior martial artist".

It is equivalent to an undergraduate student in a previous life.

With the mentality of giving it a try, Chen Mu drove over by car.

This martial arts gym covers a large area and is divided into two areas, the ordinary area and the high-end area.

There was an endless stream of guests inside, basically every venue was full of students.

This time, the sparring partner was recruited in the general area.

Unlike the interview in the office of the previous company, this time the lady at the front desk took him directly to the practice field.

The interviewer was a woman, a beautiful woman, a beautiful woman with a ponytail.

The woman stared intently at the two boys fighting on the court, frowning slightly.

"Papapapa!!!" The girl with ponytail clapped her hands suddenly, and after the two boys on the field stopped, she walked over and reprimanded unceremoniously, "What are you doing? Are you playing house? The fists are weak, and the whip legs like a cramp..."

After roaring, the woman didn't stop until the two boys lowered their heads with red faces.

"Continue to spar!" After the ponytail girl finished speaking, she hurried over.

Chen Mu hurriedly said, "Well... Hello, Mr. Si."

Si Nan...that is, the ponytail girl, asked doubtfully, "What's the matter?"

Chen Mu: "Uh... I'm here for an interview as a training partner."

Si Nan looked Chen Mu up and down, frowned and asked, "Are you sure you're here for an interview as a training partner?"

When Chen Mu heard the words, he immediately said: "Sure! Sure! Definitely!"

Si Nan asked, "How old are you this year?"

Chen Mu: "Uh, not so old... 38 years old."

"..." Si Nan was speechless, "What level of warrior?"

Chen Mu: "Uh...Level [-]!"

武者划分：【初级武者：1~3级】【中级武者：4~6级】【高级武者：7~9级】

Further up is the legend-level master-level martial artist, which is too far away from ordinary people.

Chen Mu said that he is a first-level martial artist, but he just put money on his face. Back then, he didn't even pass the college entrance examination, nor was he certified by the Warrior Association.

Moreover, after drinking and smoking for so many years, even his dantian has already dried up, let alone his internal strength.

Si Nan said, "Let's go."

Chen Mu immediately pleaded: "Both my children are studying in No. [-] Middle School. I really need this job! Please, Teacher Si."

Si Nan: "It's useless for you to ask me! At your age, coupled with such a physical foundation, you are simply not qualified for the job of a training partner. If I hire you, I will harm you!"

As soon as Chen Mu heard this teacher Si's tone, he knew there was hope, and immediately hit the snake with the stick: "My body is really good, if you don't believe Teacher Si, you can try it!"

Si Nan: "..."

Chen Mu: "Trust me, Teacher Si! Don't look at me as skinny, my bones are full of muscles, and I'm particularly resistant to beatings. Teacher Si, you can try Zhong...try my skills...not..."

"Okay, okay..." Si Nan interrupted him, turned his head to look around, and then gestured to the red leg target on the sidelines, "Go and get it!"

Chen Mu immediately ran over and took the leg target.

The foot target here is very thin, only half the thickness of the previous life.

Si Nan said: "Take it!"

Hearing this, Chen Mu immediately clenched his legs and put them against his waist, "Okay! Come on!"

Seeing no momentum, Si Nan directly swept towards the target with a fierce sweep.

"Pong!"

A bang suddenly sounded in the martial arts hall!
All the students who were practicing looked over one after another.

At the same time, a cold mechanical sound came from Chen Mu's ear.

[Attacked, internal strength transfer-260, impact force transfer-210, damage transfer-207, internal strength +7, resistance to blows +5, five internal organs strength +4, bone marrow strength +3, heart strength +2]

Following the sound of the machine, a stream of heat came from the soles of Chen Mu's feet.

And under the strong inner strength of his body, his arms were numb and trembling, and his legs almost flew out of his hands.

But Chen Mu still clenched his legs tightly.

After all the internal strength was released, he adjusted his position immediately, walked back to the original place again, suppressed his excitement and said, "Come again!"

This chick's legs are indeed strong enough, if there is no transfer of internal strength, he has no doubt that this kick can kick himself out of internal bleeding.

Si Nan was a little impressed by Chen Mu's performance.

I purposely added internal strength to the whip kick, but I didn't kick him down. It seems that my physical fitness is really good.

He smiled and said, "Okay, the interview has passed, let's sign the contract! It's okay to start working today, right?"

It was a pity for Chen Mu to hear the words, but then he said excitedly: "No problem! Thank you, thank you Teacher Si."

"Go!"

"it is good!"

Chen Mu immediately went to the personnel department of the martial arts school and signed a temporary sparring agreement.

The official contract can only be signed after passing the medical examination to prevent Chen Mu from suffering from hidden diseases.

However, the remuneration is paid according to the official training partner, 3000 basic salary + 1000 yuan per hour as training fee, including working meals.

This price is quite reasonable, as a living target, the training partner only practice for two hours a day.

After a long time, the iron body can't stand it!
"You take this form with you, and go to the Sixth Hospital for a physical examination tomorrow!" Miss HR handed over a piece of paper.

Chen Mu took it over and asked, "I don't need to pay the medical examination fee, do I?"

Miss HR nodded: "Of course, the medical examination fee will be paid by the martial arts school, you just go there."

"Okay, I see! Goodbye beauty!"

Chen Mu folded the form and put it in his pocket, then hurried to the venue...

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