Chapter 22
"Married? Started a family?"

Hearing this question, Lin Sisi tilted her head and thought for a while.

"I haven't thought about it, come on, I haven't graduated from college, okay?! How can a girl think about these problems at a young age?"

Speaking of which, in Lin Chen's impression, Lin Sisi has never shown the slightest interest in the opposite sex since she was a child, even when she entered adolescence.

Except myself.

Of course, it is also possible that in this perverted woman's heart, she is not considered the opposite sex to her.

Whether Lin Sisi is in junior high school or high school, she is always the best candidate for school belle.

Even if she was admitted to Tianhe Normal University, which is full of beauties, she still dominates the top three in the school flower list all the year round.

The reason why she only ranks in the top three instead of occupying the top spot is not that other people are so beautiful, but that Lin Sisi always has a cold attitude towards boys. look.

For things like the school flower list, the main voters are a group of LSPs. A girl like Lin Sisi, who has never been a boy, is at a disadvantage when it comes to being a voting object.

"Hmph! Smelly brat, you want my sister to marry so much? Do you think my sister is annoying?! Or do you think my sister is ugly and want me to leave quickly?!"

"Say! Did you have a little girlfriend outside behind my back?!"

"Ah? No. I just asked casually, why is your imagination so rich?!"

"Humph!"

Lin Sisi pouted her mouth in dissatisfaction, and said angrily:
"Ignore you, go back alone!"

"I won't take you with any delicious food in the future! Hmph!"

After all, the girl turned her head and turned her back to Lin Chen.

"Hey, really, how can you say you're angry when you're angry?"

Some people say that women's emotions are as unpredictable as the weather.

Lin Chen felt that what he said was wrong.

Changes in the weather can be predicted through the monitoring results of the weather observatory, but women's emotions cannot be predicted.

"Okay, okay, I was just asking casually just now, sister, don't be angry, okay?"

Over the years, Lin Chen has gotten used to the fact that Lin Sisi likes to play a little temper with him from time to time. If Lin Sisi doesn't play with him for more than three days, Lin Chen may suspect that Lin Sisi is a fake.

"I don't care! You have to coax me!"

".I'll buy you milk tea, okay? Add a double serving of taro balls!"

Whenever this happened, Lin Chen would have the illusion that he was his elder brother.

Seeing Lin Chen's bewildered look, Lin Sisi couldn't help laughing.

"Silly brother, you can't even coax girls. Oh, how can you find a girlfriend in the future if you're like this?"

"Sister taught you, the best way to coax a girl is to put on women's clothes, dress up prettier than her, it's better to make it sexy, use beauty to please her, and then"

"."

"You go to die, okay?!"

The two fought for a while, and separated at the next intersection. Lin Chen had military training in the afternoon, and Lin Sisi also had an e-commerce shooting event in the afternoon, so the two parted.

Lin Chen scanned a shared bicycle, and when he returned to school, it was already 10:[-] in the afternoon. There were still [-] minutes before the military training began, and the freshmen on the stadium had already arrived one after another.

"Brother Chen!!!"

The three grandchildren in dormitory 203 have also arrived. When they saw Lin Chen, they jumped up from the stadium lawn as if they had seen a ghost.

"Brother Chen, what happened in the morning?"

"Why can you make a female voice? What kind of witchcraft is this?!"

Lin Chen glanced at the three of them, and said quietly:
"Three classmates, do I know you?"

"???"

"Even if you want to strike up a conversation with a girl, you should use a more imaginative way, right? This kind of strike-up routine is too old-fashioned."

Listening to this beautiful voice, the three of them were completely stunned.

What the hell!

what's going on?
What happened to this world?
Who is this person?
Could it be that Lin Chen's true identity is a girl with a flat chest and low self-esteem, so she mixed into the boys' dormitory?
Maybe she was a girl?
Then why did she say she didn't know them?Could it be that in their memory, Lin Chen who lived in dormitory 203 was a Cthulhu-style hallucination from beginning to end?

Seeing the dazed and terrified expressions on the faces of the three grandsons, Lin Chen couldn't help laughing.

"Silly X, have you heard the false sound?"

Lin Chen took out his mobile phone while talking, opened the beep station, and clicked on a teaching video of a master falsetto.

"False sound?"

This is the first time Jiang Changgeng and the others have heard this word. Curiously, they leaned in front of Lin Chen's mobile phone and watched a bearded man in the video. From a male voice to a sweet loli voice.

"See, it's very simple from a male voice to a female voice."

"Fuck. What else is there?!"

Seeing the rough man on the video screen uttering all kinds of familiar lines in a loli voice, the three of them had great confusion about the concept of "gender".

Especially Deng Jun.

This guy is a teenage boy with an Internet addiction. He basically doesn't socialize on weekdays. When he's free, he either takes a day trip to the canyon or eats all kinds of chicken.

He is very familiar with the words spoken by the man on Lin Chen's mobile phone.

"Little brother, little brother, can you give me your third-level armor?"

"Little brother, can you give me the pawn line?"

"Woooooo, I'm so good at playing, no one will take me to the top, can my little brother take me?"

A girl with such a sweet voice must not look too bad, at least Deng Jun thinks so.

He fantasized countless times that the girl opposite him was as beautiful as a fairy, and he was impressed by his superb game skills, and then started a vigorous online dating?

However, when he saw the teaching video of this false sound, his beautiful fantasy about love for many years was completely shattered.

Those game girls with sweet voices that he has been thinking about day and night, maybe they are not women at all? !

Maybe even a burly man stronger than him? !

"vomit!!!"

Thinking of this, Deng Jun couldn't help retching.

. . . . . .

"beep--"

A sharp whistle came, and the red instructor had arrived.

"Everyone, assemble! Start the roll call!"

"This afternoon, we mainly practice walking forward. I know the sun is very strong, but this is not an excuse for you to be lazy!"

"By the way, I'll tell you good news. I've done a favor for you."

"I discussed with the instructors of several other colleges and decided to change the position of our team for training."

"I decided to pull you to train between the School of Communication and the School of Foreign Languages. I heard that these two schools are famous for having a lot of beauties. If you don't perform well in front of so many girls, then you After four years in college, just wait to be single to the end!"

(New characters will appear in the next chapter! Big beauty!)

 Thanks to Mr. Yucheng for the monthly pass and the reward, and thanks to Mr. Suiyi Luoyue for the 500 point reward!
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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