daily quirks

Chapter 53 Bookkeeping Brother and AA Sister (2)

Ozu didn't say anything, and didn't want to say anything, he just greeted Xiaobo and left on his own, but a thorn fell in his heart.

When Ozu went back, he joined a colleague from the purchasing department of the head office. That colleague was a distant cousin of his. He had been in the purchasing department for a certain number of years, and he was still a gossip. He knew the company's affairs best when asked.

After Ozu joined this colleague, a message of approval popped up soon. After taking a shower, Ozu sat in front of the computer and chatted with this colleague.

Slightly slightly slightly slightly: acridine~ Isn’t this our Xiaojinjin?What do you want me to do?

A-Jin: You still know me?If you know me and you don't add me, it's a shame that you and I are still relatives.

Slightly slightly slightly slightly: Didn't you think of adding it?

Slightly slightly slightly slightly: What is the beauty of Ozu looking for me?

A-Jin: Let me ask you, I went to the company today and saw a beautiful woman with big brown waves, a suit, skirt and stockings, black high-heeled shoes, about 1.7 meters tall, from your department, who is that beautiful woman?
Wei Wei Wei Wei Wei: Oh, that's Xiao Mei, Xiao Mei, a flower in our department, when did you become so interested in women? Let me tell you, this Xiao Mei has a boyfriend.

A-Jin: Have a boyfriend?Who?company?I have a friend who likes her very much. He sent me here today, and he fell in love with her at first sight. That arrow, hey, fell in love with her, you know.

Slightly slightly slightly slightly: You don’t know this, you should know, that’s the accountant Xiaobo from the accounting department, we all say that this flower is covered with cow dung, you are also an accountant, you don’t know, don’t pretend~
Slightly slightly slightly slightly: Phew~ Just plug it in, it’s useless, the girl has someone, tell him to withdraw it~
A-Jin: But I heard that Xiaobo has a girlfriend?It's a college classmate.

Slightly slightly slightly slightly: Didn't you say that you broke up some time ago?We were still drinking at that time, and some of our colleagues saw Xiaomei in the bar for real.

A-Jin: No, I had dinner with his girlfriend today~
Slightly slightly slightly slightly: What the fuck?He is on two boats?Do you know this crazy news?

Slightly slightly slightly slightly: Oh my god, this is simply the biggest gossip tomorrow, octagonal, sixteen-corner, big gossip~
A-Jin: Her girlfriend brought over soup and food today, it’s a bit too much for her to be in two boats...

Slightly slightly slightly slightly: This Xiaobo is too cloudy, we looked at him indifferently, and thought he was an honest guy, but we didn't expect it to be so cloudy, the red flag at home will not fall, and the colorful flags are still flying outside?Hook us up for a flower?See if I don't poke his tire~
Ozu looked at the content displayed on the screen, and was so excited that he couldn't speak. A few hours ago, he told himself that He Ren was just a colleague's boyfriend. It turned out that he had been with him for a long time, and they were recognized as a couple by the company. I was still in the dark, still foolish, thinking about supplementing nutrition for him.

Ozu mosaiced the chat records and sent them to Xiaobo, with a sentence at the bottom: Break up, never see you again.

Then Ozu turned around and went to sleep. When he woke up the next morning, he found that there were N missed calls and text messages on his phone.

Bo: Listen to me explain, what kind of girlfriend
Bo: you answer the phone
Bo: answer the phone
Bo: Hurry up and answer the phone

Bo: I have nothing to do with her
Bo: you answer the phone
Ozu looked at it, and directly put the number into the blacklist.

Although they broke up, they still had to go to work, and it was still a working day. After packing up, Ozu was ready to go to work.

When Ozu walked downstairs, he saw Xiaobo standing downstairs. Xiaobo looked haggard, as if he had been standing downstairs overnight.When Xiaobo saw Ozu, he rushed up to explain, but Ozu didn't want to give Xiaobo a chance, so he turned around, took a taxi and left.

Xiaobo stepped forward to hold Ozu and refused to let him get on the bus. The taxi driver saw the two chattering, and it was rush hour again, so he went to pick up the person who was also waiting in front of him.

Xiao Bo pulled Xiao Jin away, put his arms around Xiao Jin, and said in Xiao Jin's ear: "Why don't you answer the phone, I really have nothing to do with her, don't listen to other people's nonsense, then everyone in the purchasing department will hear that the wind is the rain, Not a word of truth."

"Isn't there a word of truth? You don't have a word of truth, right?" Ozu broke away from Xiao Bo's arms, smiled at Xiao Bo and said, "You told me to work overtime, and then went to the bar to pretend to be drunk? You told me that No one is telling the truth?"

"I didn't. I had a glass of wine with my friend to relax. I didn't mean I was broken in love. I really didn't. You believe me..." Xiao Bo looked into Ozu's eyes and said sincerely.

"Don't explain anymore, I don't want to hear it, so let it be." Ozu pushed Xiaobo away, turned around and stopped a taxi casually, got in the car and left, leaving Xiaobo alone in place.

Ozu arrived at the work unit, ready to start his day's work, and didn't care about what Xiaobo said, anyway, it had nothing to do with him.

After the day passed, Xiaobo didn't contact Xiaozu either. Xiaozu thought it was all right. Anyway, everyone got together and left without delaying anyone, but Xiaobo didn't expect that half a month after the two broke up, Xiaobo suddenly changed. He called Ozu on the phone and asked for a meeting, saying that he had something to give to Ozu.

After thinking about it, Ozu agreed, anyway, it's not a big deal, he just took his things and left, it's been nothing for half a month, is he still hoping to save something?

The irony is that the place where Xiaobo met Ozu was the coffee shop where the two had their first date. Xiaobo was still sitting at the original place, ordering the original coffee, and seeing Ozu coming, he even ordered a cup for Ozu.

Ozu walked up to Xiaobo, sat down, took a sip of the coffee he had just served, and it was indeed his favorite flavor. Looking at the price list on the side of the table, Ozu opened the bag, counted out the money for the coffee and put it on the table.

Xiaobo looked at Ozu's behavior, smiled, and said, "You still like the AA system so much."

"It's okay to be able to tell the difference." Ozu didn't raise his eyes, and concentrated on drinking his coffee.

Xiaobo looked at Ozu in front of him, sighed, and said, "Indeed, it's good to be able to tell the difference." Xiaobo opened the bag he was carrying, took out a notebook from it, turned to one of the pages, spread it out, yes Looking at Ozu, he said, "Look at this."

Ozu looked down, and saw that this was a very well-made bookkeeping book, with grids for bookkeeping neatly drawn inside, and the neat handwriting inside, it seemed that it was written by Xiaobo. Ozu looked at this page, and classified names It was me, and I immediately understood that this was the account between Xiaobo and himself.

From the account that the two met for the first time, to the account that the two interacted with each other, everything was recorded on it one by one, and many of them were marked with special pens. It was the gift money that Xiaobo gave him, and the money for the Valentine's Day dinner that Xiaobo treated himself to.Ozu glanced at it roughly, and found that there was a detailed summary of the sum at the bottom, so he smiled and asked Xiaobo: "What do you mean by showing me this?"

"It's not interesting, as you said, there's nothing wrong with the two of them being able to tell the difference." Xiao Bo closed the ledger, took out a piece of paper, wrote a number on it, handed it to Ozu, and said to Ozu: "Since we broke up, you can pay the money."

After hearing this, Ozu looked surprised, and said to Xiaobo: "What kind of money is this? I remember that I usually go out with you with AA."

"These are the gift money I gave you over the years, and the money for setting up the venue for confession, and the money for our Valentine's Day candlelight dinner." Xiao Bo looked at Ozu and said nonchalantly: "I put all the money in AA, to be precise To the second decimal point, my bank account, you know, we are a bank, there is no inter-bank fee, please transfer this money to me."

"What?! You have to count the money with me? Two people are together, you insisted on giving it to me?"

"Well, when we were together, I was willing to spend this money, but now that we have broken up, I am not willing to spend this money. What's more, I originally thought that if we can get married smoothly, then Even if this money is the joint expenses of our husband and wife, AA is naturally not required, but we have not reached the stage of marriage, so you still have to pay me this money." Xiao Bo looked at Ozu, saying it as a matter of course.

Ozu rolled his eyes at Xiaobo, and said angrily, "Then why is there a decimal point?"

"We need to look at the details of this decimal point." After saying that, Xiao Bo took out the account book from his bag, skillfully opened the page dedicated to Xiao Bo, pointed to a line of data and said, "Look, this is the account book that we are together. On the first Valentine’s Day, I booked the candlelight dinner in advance and got a 199% discount. The original price was 398 yuan per person, and it was 338.3 yuan for two people. After the 169.15% discount, it was 68 yuan, and then divided by two, One person is 63 yuan. Let’s talk about this business again. This is the time we watched a movie. The movie ticket was purchased in a group purchase. The movie ticket for the day was 55 yuan, and the movie ticket for two people was 3.75 yuan. The five yuan discount is [-] yuan. Although you bought our snacks later, it cost [-] yuan, but I still spent [-] yuan more, I split it up, we each had [-] yuan, but because there was a discount for paying with Alipay that day, each person only needed [-] yuan. Look at this again..."

"Shut up, don't talk about it, how much is it?" Ozu really didn't want to look at the face of this person in front of him. He used to think that this person was a good candidate for living a good life, but now thinking about it, he was really blind at the time. How could he see it? For this kind of person, although there are not many boys in my department, no one is better than him, so I have to fall in love with this kind of person.

"The total is 780 yuan, [-] yuan and [-] cents. Did you pay by bank transfer or Alipay?" Xiaobo said, writing the amount on the other side of the paper, and writing his bank account number and Alipay at the bottom. account number, and said to Ozu: "This is my bank account number and Alipay account number. I'm afraid you forgot it. You can transfer it now, so as to save us from contacting you again. You are quite reluctant."

"You can also see that I'm reluctant, so let's make it better as soon as possible. This is the price for my cup of coffee, don't talk about discounts, discounts for whatever is full, and group purchases. I'm not short of that. The money you place is treated as my invitation." Ozu took out his mobile phone and remitted money to Xiaobo's account, and after a while, the money was transferred.Ozu said to Xiaobo: "It's finished, take a look."

When Xiaobo heard this, he immediately lowered his head and turned on his mobile phone, and found that he had received a text message, so he felt relieved and said to Ozu: "This coffee shop does not have group purchases or discounts. I didn't take advantage of you. If you don't believe me, you can watch it. Receipt..." Turning around, he wanted to take out the receipt from his wallet and show it to Ozu.

Ozu looked at the person in front of him, picked up his bag and left without saying a word.

Ozu complained to his best friend when he got home, he didn't know how many times he had been unlucky enough to know such a man, he was stingy and stingy, nothing happened when they were together, and everything was clear when they broke up.

Ozu thought that the matter between himself and Xiaobo was over, so he also deleted Xiaobo's contact information. There should be no intersection in this life, but the facts proved that Ozu was wrong. More than half a year later, Xiaobo appeared in Ozu's world again. This time is not a reunion, but Xiaobo is getting married.

The marriage partner is that Xiaomei that time.

It's nothing else, Xiaobo wants to invite himself to the wedding.Ozu looked at it, thinking it didn't matter, he and Xiaomei didn't know each other, and he had other things to do that day, so he simply didn't go, so he told Xiaobo that he didn't have time not to go.

But Xiaobo actually used someone else's mobile phone to send a message to Ozu, saying that if you don't come, please pay the wedding red envelope, Alipay, bank transfer, WeChat red envelope, QQ red envelope, etc. are supported, and all kinds of methods are sent to Ozu .

Ozu saw it, hey, it smells shameless enough.

When Ozu saw this, he immediately became interested. The day before Xiaobo's wedding, he went to the bank to exchange 300 yuan of dimes, which was a big bag full.

On the day of Xiaobo's wedding, Ozu took the big bag with him and went to the wedding venue. The entrance of the wedding venue was where the red envelopes were collected.

The person who received the red envelope turned out to be his distant cousin.

The distant cousin saw Ozu and was about to say hello, but Ozu didn't care what he said, and asked someone to open the bag of dime coins. Ozu grabbed a handful and sprinkled it on the table, saying to his distant cousin : "This one is for me to wish him and Xiaomei a happy union for a hundred years and be united forever."

Ozu turned around and grabbed another handful, threw it on the ground, and said to the wedding scene: "This one is my wish for him and Xiaomei to love each other, trust each other, and not cheat!"

Ozu turned around and grabbed the last one, threw it on the wedding photo of the two of them at the door, and said to the wedding scene: "This one is for me to wish him happiness every day, and never record the divorce."

Then, with all his strength, Ozu picked up the bag containing the money, and dumped it on the table for receiving red envelopes. The table was full of coins, and then Ozu said to Xiaobo who came: "This is my money in the red envelope, I hope you can make it clear." Now, I don't owe you any more, don't try to find excuses to ask me for money every day like a beggar, I am your ex, not your banker!"

Ozu turned around and left. Afterwards, I asked Ozu if what he did at the wedding that day meant he never forgot about Xiaobo.Ozu didn't answer my question directly, but just smiled and said, "Do you think I'm stupid?"

(End of this chapter)