daily quirks

Chapter 25 Deadly Serial Call (1)

Everyone is more open these days. Now when you walk on the street and call a beauty, no matter whether you are an aunt or aunt, an 80-year-old lady, or a three-year-old girl, you will turn around when you hear a word of beauty. If it was in the past, don’t It is very rare for you to see a girl who has not left the court when some kind of person turns around.Let alone getting to know each other.But it's different now, everyone is equal, at least you don't have to bind your feet and you don't need to be locked in the boudoir and don't go out, right?You don’t have to be constrained by the idea that a woman’s lack of talent is virtue. Don’t be too outrageous in what you want to do. There are no big restrictions, but if you want to run naked in the street, you must not do it.You say that men and women are not very equal in this society, then I say it depends on how you see it.If you think that equality between men and women means that a certain gender can do whatever it wants, then it is definitely impossible. If you think that equality between men and women means that women are a disadvantaged group, and if you are weak and you are reasonable, then it is definitely impossible to be equal anyway.

Now everyone's relationship is not the same as in the past, the two have never met, they get married according to the orders of their parents, they have children, and they grow old together.Although there are still blind dates and introductions from parents, it is much better than before. You said that now, you can not only fall in love early, secretly, openly, and online. If you can accept it, you can also fall in love at night.Like my friend An An, her boyfriend Monkey is a puppy love.

Just for this, I went to Baidu, and Baidu Encyclopedia told me that "puppy love refers to the establishment of romantic relationships among adolescents. The term "puppy love" is only widely used in mainland China. Puppy love generally refers to adolescents who have not yet entered college. There are many loves, especially among primary and middle school students. After 20 years of investigation in China, there are many people who have had feelings in middle school. Most of them are secret love and unrequited love (unrequited love). Only mutual love A good impression can develop into a puppy love. The puppy love behavior is based on the sexual and physical development of adolescents, and it is also the practice of transforming psychology into behavior." It turns out that this is the case, and I understood it at once, which shows that the age limit for puppy love refers to Before college, but I think this is a very vague concept. For example, how old did you go to college?I think, this should be calculated like this, for example, if two people are together, the minimum age is still in puberty to define whether it is puppy love.For example, An An and Monkey, this is a proper puppy love.

An An and Houzi are childhood sweethearts who grew up together. They grew up in the same courtyard. Not to mention their parents know each other, and the neighbors are not the only ones who get closer. I didn't intervene too much, just saying not to affect learning.But the teachers at the school don’t think so, this monkey, his real name is not Hou Ziwen, the monkey’s real name is Hou Ziwen, it sounds like Ziwen Ziwen, so quiet, but the monkey doesn’t, the monkey has been named the same as his surname since he was a child , It's just a monkey.At the age of three, he went to the house to remove tiles, at the age of five, he climbed the tree to dig out the bird's nest, at the age of seven, he pulled the girls' braids, and at the age of eight, he kicked the teacher's ass, and he never stopped.Especially after he entered junior high school, he was even more of a demon king, lawless and making trouble everywhere.Forget it, the monkey still publicly announced that An An was his girlfriend at school, and he would beat anyone who dared to talk to An An.This teacher couldn't bear it, so he immediately talked to An An and the monkey's parents.

The parents of An'an and Houzi are also big-hearted, so they think that these two children are doing well now, they haven't grown up yet, just kidding, how can there be so many puppy loves, and their hair hasn't even grown.What's more, An'an and Houzi grew up together, and the two families get along well, and it's not bad to get married in the end. The two families become one family, and everyone is happy.This time, the heart-to-heart talk did not pose much threat to the monkey, but instead depressed the teacher.

This An An and Hou Zi were together in a grand manner in their third year of junior high school.

An An said to me like this: "At that time, he was at the door of my classroom and hit a boy who gave me chocolates to confess. He kissed me in the middle of it, the first kiss, and then left a sentence, I will be responsible for you, just I ran away." I asked An An: "Then you are with him like this?" An An smiled and said: "Yes, I think he is very cool, so I beat that strong Duan Ba Get down."

After An An and the monkey got together, the two of them did not affect their studies. To be precise, their grades should have not changed much.The teacher didn't say anything when he saw this, as long as it didn't affect the critical moment of entering the third year of junior high school, don't affect the mood of the two of them preparing for the exam.

However, the grades of An An and Monkey must not be admitted together, so when they reached high school, An An and Monkey were divided into two different high schools. In fact, strictly speaking, Monkey did not pass the exam. that high school.

Although the two of them in high school met each other on weekends in a week, it didn't affect their relationship at all. They were in school, and whenever they had time, they would call and chat online. Not only did their relationship not weaken, but it actually deepened.At that time, the monkey, if An An called himself, or took the initiative to send a message, even if he was taking a bath, he would dry his hands and reply.

The two soon arrived at the university, and the monkey went to high school and worked hard. With the continuous remedial lessons and An An's constant supervision, the monkey finally got into the university that An An got in, of course, it was the major with the lowest score.But Monkey doesn't care, as long as he can be in the same school as An An, what major does it matter?

As soon as the two entered the university, they were like canaries flying out of the cage. Except for class, they basically got tired of being together.

Everyone sometimes starts to tease them, saying that they are basically conjoined twins. Except that they can’t take a shower and go to the bathroom together, they all wish they could be together. Even the monkey’s roommates complain that they live together, but they don’t see each other every day. A few times, my girlfriend made a phone call and went out immediately.

In the first year, the two of them didn't have many classes, and because they were all taking basic classes, everyone's schedule was similar, so Monkey and An'an were basically conjoined twins who kept dating.In the second year, it was wrong. An An’s major had a lot of sophomore classes, but for the monkey major, there were relatively few classes. In addition, the monkey was a boy, so everyone was lazy and skipped classes. So I lived a very leisurely life, and since I had nothing to do, I often played games with my roommates in the dormitory and played black games.

Sometimes when An An is looking for a monkey, he has to make a lot of phone calls, and every time he has to make a series of deadly calls, even if he makes a dozen or twenty calls, he may not be able to find him.An'an was very distressed by this, but the monkey didn't take it seriously. Everyone is in school, and they won't lose it. Why are they so nervous?What's more, calling in the middle of the night is just chatting and talking on the phone, which not only wastes money, but also affects rest. I really shouldn't do such boring things.

For this reason, An An often has small quarrels with monkeys.But neither of them has any major problems, so they have been together like this.We lived in peace like this until An An and Houzi graduated. An An's job was easy to find, so he found it quickly. He was close to home from nine to five, with a stable salary and few things to do.However, it was not so easy to find a job for Monkey's major. After graduation, he couldn't find a job, so he had to start sales in a company.There are a lot of things to do, and I am very tired. Every day when I get home, I am so tired that I don’t even have the energy to take off my clothes, so I just fell asleep and fell asleep.

An An went to work easily, and she was still in the same state as when she was in college. If she had nothing to do, she would call the monkey, and if she couldn't get through, she would keep calling.But what about monkeys?A newcomer in the workplace, running business outside every day, basking in the sun and sweating profusely, how can he have the energy to deal with An An's call for nothing?Sometimes, An An made too many phone calls, and the monkey was very busy, so sometimes An An made too many calls, and the monkey simply turned off the phone.But An An will not stop obediently, one after another, one after another, when the monkey remembers to turn on the phone, he finds that An An has called him at least a few hundred times, and his inbox has been flooded by reminder text messages from the operator. full.

Only then did the monkey begin to calm down and try to coax An An.How could An An be so easy to coax after making so many phone calls?Sometimes, in order to coax An An, the monkey even ran to An An's house in the middle of the night to ask for forgiveness.At that time, An An and Hou Zi did not live in the original compound, they were shared with colleagues. It took more than an hour to drive from Hou Zi’s house to An An’s house without a red light. Every time Monkey finished coaxing An An, he felt his whole body fell apart. , and even began to envy his single colleagues.

But the number of times is too high, and the monkey doesn't want to coax An An anymore, and he is also in the stage of the year-end evaluation. At this time, when he is about to sell, how can he have so much time and energy to deal with An An's unreasonable troubles?From Monkey's point of view, every time An An calls, all he wants to tell him is that he got up, what he ate today, and what fun he had at work today.But the monkey was too busy to say a word, and even forgot his parents' birthdays, how could he have the energy to care whether An An ate small rapeseed or Chinese cabbage, broccoli or purple cabbage today?
In the end, An An once failed to contact the monkey for a month. Finally, An An couldn't take it anymore and killed the monkey's dormitory. Seeing the monkey drinking and getting drunk with his roommates in the dormitory, when An An opened the door and entered, the sky was full of alcohol. De An An frowned, seeing that the person he had been worried about for a month turned out to be drunk, An An was so angry that he slapped the monkey, left a word of breakup, and turned to leave.

(End of this chapter)