The little writer in the love apartment

9 The Plan Has Changed
Well, since the reward is one hundred tiny robots.
Well, it's not that I like robots, it's just that robots are a bargain,

For the sake of the robot, it is okay to give up the female assistant.

Lin Yi suddenly became more dramatic, with regret in his serious expression.

"It's a pity, Zhuge, you didn't pass the interview, please."

".?"

Zhuge Dali's eyes seemed to have turned into peas.

"how can that be?"

Zhuge Dali looked unconvinced.

She was notified that she was not qualified for the first interview.

Hey, is this my purpose?

Didn't I come to find a boyfriend?

Cough, I didn't expect to come to find a boyfriend, but I was brought into the rhythm of the interview, and even got rejected?

who I am?I am there?

Zhuge Dali felt ashamed at this moment.

"Wait a minute, the interview should be mutual! I want to test you a few questions too, okay?"

The request was very reasonable, and Lin Yi found that he seemed to have no reason to refuse.

"Of course, you can ask."

Dali decided to show her profound knowledge to defend her dignity, and hit Lin Yi by the way.

"Excuse me, why is there no cat in the Chinese zodiac?"

Lin Yi is very calm: "There are folk myths and legends that use the saying "rats deceive cats" to explain this problem, but the real reason is that there were no cats in ancient my country. Cats came from ancient Egypt. There is no way to verify when cats were introduced to my country, but Before the introduction, the sequence of the twelve zodiac signs has been arranged."

Zhuge Dali was taken aback for a moment, excellent, brother, you know all of this?

Continue to ask: "Why is taking advantage of women called "eating tofu"?"

Lin Yi said without pausing: "During the Han Dynasty, there was a tofu shop opened by a husband and wife on Chang'an Avenue. The proprietress was very charming. She was known as Tofu Xi Shi. In order to entertain customers, she would inevitably show off coquettishly, attracting the men around her." In the name of "eating tofu", I came to the store to flirt with the proprietress, and touched the proprietress's slender hands while paying. Later, it evolved into this."

Zhuge vigorously refused to accept it, and continued: "Again? Why do we always talk about going to the toilet and going to the kitchen?"

Lin Yi smiled, "In ancient times, there was a theory of Feng Shui metaphysics, and the toilet was built on the east side of the north due to its location, and the kitchen was built on the east side of the south. The ancients often said that going north and going south, so I got used to saying Going to the bathroom, going to the kitchen, and so on to today.”

Zhuge Dali felt incredible, this man's knowledge is not limited!
Can only use the last resort.

"Excuse me, why do Westerners use their middle finger to curse people?"

Lin Yi showed a strange look on his face, "The "vertical middle finger" first appeared in the battle between the Eagles and the Falcons. The archers of the Eagles caused heavy losses to the Falcons. The Falcons vowed to defeat the Eagles and break off the middle fingers of the Eagles' archers. But As a result, the Fa army suffered a disastrous defeat. After the Fa army retreated, the Eagle army collectively stretched out their middle fingers to show off their victory. Now, it has become a curse gesture."

"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to insult anyone."

"."

Lin Yi's performance in the face of a series of problems left Zhuge Dali speechless.

She has almost asked all the questions that should be asked, and the questions that may stump ordinary people have no effect on him.

Seeing that Dali didn't ask new questions, Lin Yi knew it was time to end.

"Generally speaking, you are very good and excellent. I believe you can find a better job. In fact, the most important thing is"

"What is the most important thing?"

Zhuge asked vigorously.

Lin Yi spread his hands, "Your past internship salary was too high, I'm sorry, I'm poor and I can't afford it, girl, you are too precious, please leave."

"???"

Zhuge vigorously issued a black question mark.

She blinked her beautiful big eyes, then chuckled.

Is it because I am too precious?
The depressed mood was swept away in an instant, and she felt that the frank Lin Yi was so cute.

Booking a boyfriend is more interesting than you think!
She stood up and put on a smile.

"Well, it looks like we do need to know more."

"By the way, is it convenient to consult your requirements for dating?"

Lin Yi began to ask black people questions, why is this girl so fat, she asked such sensitive questions when they first met.

After pondering for a moment, he said: "According to the big data, 56% of couples in today's society originated from love at first sight, and love at first sight is love at first sight. It can be seen that girls, it takes a long time to find a partner."

Dali wondered: "Where did the big data come from, why don't I know?"

"This is what the gourd baby opposite me told me. Although they are single, the data is absolutely true."

Dali nodded his head slowly, "I see, I understand."

she thought:

It seems that the plan has changed, um, revise it again.

I need time to get to know this man.

This is a very challenging thing.

Thinking about it, Dali's eyes seemed to radiate light again.

Lin Yi looked at Dali at this moment, and there was another black question mark, is this girl okay, why does she feel so naive.

Dali calmly put away his resume, and said to Lin Yi, "Looking forward to our next meeting."

"By the way, I have another question."

"go ahead."

"My looks aren't bad, are they?"

"quite pretty."

"Chatting with me isn't boring, is it?"

"It is interesting."

"That's good."

Hearing Lin Yi's answer, Dali expressed his satisfaction.

She thought happily: The difficulty seems to have become smaller, at least he has a good impression of me.

Book a boyfriend and look forward to seeing you next time.

"I'm looking forward to seeing you next time, how about you?"

Zhuge vigorously walked out the door, stopped suddenly, turned his head, and faced Lin Yi, blinking his right eye lightly, as if an electric current shot out of his eyes.

(End of this chapter)