The little writer in the love apartment

Chapter 226 Live Streaming

"Handsome? Really or fake."

"No picture, no truth, I don't believe it."

There are messages from listeners and friends in the applet, which Zeng Xiaoxian and Lin Yi can see at any time.

When Lin Yi saw the comments, he didn't have anything to explain. It didn't matter. After Zeng Xiaoxian introduced himself, it was his turn to speak, so he said, "Hi everyone, I'm Lin Yi."

"Wow, that sound! I love it!"

"Is this the voice of a male god? I'm a voice controller, and I feel like I'm in love!"

"This voice makes me mesmerized. Is appearance important?"

"If the host is changed to brother Lin Yi, I will definitely be your loyal fan!"

Seeing these comments, Zeng Xiaoxian felt pain in his heart. Do people nowadays only pay attention to appearance and voice?Shouldn't you be paying attention to the content of the broadcast?

Don't you know that hosting a show requires rich experience and technology?
Zeng Xiaoxian cheered for himself, Lin Yi is only a guest tonight, and he is the soul.

Zeng Xiaoxian coughed and said, "Now, let me step into the theme of tonight, and Xiaoxian will share with you the latest anecdote."

As he spoke, he picked up the script and began to follow the script.

"Recently, a freshman was working in a restaurant in the middle of the night, and was robbed late at night. As a result, the freshman robbed the robbers with his backhand."

Lin Yi: "????"

What kind of monster and ghost is this, there are such coquettish operations.

"My younger brother was cheated of 4 yuan by a female netizen. My sister laughed at my younger brother and planned to cheat back 4 yuan. However, the enemy was too powerful and I was cheated of 10 yuan instead."

When Lin Yi heard this, he couldn't help but said: "I think the purpose of this sister is just to let my younger brother know that the whole family should be tidy."

"My god, my sister wants to let my brother know that the whole family should be neat and tidy. Are you a devil?"

"Hahahahaha, little brother Lin Yi is too humorous."

"I don't know why, but as soon as little brother Lin Yi opened his mouth, I wanted to laugh."

"I felt very relaxed listening to this broadcast, which is very good."

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard Lin Yi's words, he was stunned. Lin Yi is not needed for this link. Why did Lin Yi suddenly speak up?
But he didn't expect the program to be so effective, Zeng Xiaoxian gave Lin Yi a thumbs up.

Then he continued: "A woman took Didi and smoked in the car. The driver started to release poison to relieve the smell of smoke. Then the woman continued to smoke to relieve the poisonous gas. The man continued to release poison. The woman's cigarettes were exhausted, but the poisonous gas was still heavy. , so the woman was about to continue lighting a cigarette, and then the car exploded."

After listening, Lin Yi said: "This story tells us that smoking is harmful to health."

"Although you are right, how do you explain the poisonous gas?"

"The thing that can be solved by opening the window, why smoke? So smoking is harmful to health, hahaha!"

"These sisters are too miserable. Two people who smoked died."

"This is all sand sculpture news, it makes me laugh."

Zeng Xiaoxian was very excited when he saw so many feedbacks. His live broadcast was successful, and he continued: "The old campus of an old campus is going to be demolished. A chemistry graduate has successfully developed an explosive through his own research and obtained a patent. , blew up his alma mater openly and aboveboard."

Lin Yi heard the words and said: "Learning chemistry well is the sign of growth."

"Is the symbol of God's growth, the symbol of blowing up his alma mater?"

"I understand, only by getting rid of distracting thoughts can we go further!"

"What my little brother said is so meaningful!"

In everyone's comments, Zeng Xiaoxian continued: "A thief stole during the Chinese New Year, but this family happened to be a policeman family and was playing mahjong. The thief went in and froze."

Lin Yi added: "I stole the four of you, and you are still surrounded by me. Raise your hands and surrender."

"Okay, the gods come down to earth and hit four with one blow."

"Hahahahahaha, is this the legendary pack of four?"

With Lin Yi's supplement, the audience became more and more active one by one, and the effect of the live broadcast was immediately full.

Who doesn't love a handsome guy with a nice voice and a sense of humor?

Finally, the anecdote was over, Zeng Xiaoxian played a song and said, "Next, let's enjoy a piece of beautiful music, and then enter the call from the audience."

After finishing speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian turned off the microphone and poured Lin Yi a glass of water.

Lin Yi took a few sips and was ready to continue the live broadcast.

"Welcome back, next, let's listen to the first audience call."

After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, Zhu Di immediately answered the phone and came in.

"Hello, what's your name?"

"My surname is Li, you can call me Xiao Li."

Lin Yi asked curiously: "Xiao Li? Why isn't it called Xiao Lizi?"

Caller: "???"

Doesn't this make him a eunuch?
Zeng Xiaoxian was laughed at by Lin Yi's little Li, and said, "Xiao Li, what troubles do you have? Tell everyone."

Xiao Li: "I'm a college student and I'm going to join the club, but I don't know how to make everyone remember me, so I want to make a crazy self-introduction, so I'm here."

Zeng Xiao Xian:"???"

"This." Zeng Xiaoxian was a little annoyed, this was beyond the scope of his knowledge.

He looked at Lin Yi decisively, hoping that Lin Yi had a good idea.

Lin Yi thought about it carefully and said, "You can say that.

Hello, my name is Xiao Lizi. My biggest feature is my eyes. Have you seen my eyes?If you can't see it, that's right, because my eyes are not visible to ordinary people, unless you are a handsome guy or a beautiful woman, otherwise I am destined to be a person without eyes. "

Xiao Li: "???"

"Hahahahaha."

"It's okay if you can't see the eyes. Is this the eyeless person?"

"People who are destined to have no eyes, I laughed."

Lin Yi's words were too irritating, causing the audience to discuss a lot, even the people in the iPartment were also discussing.

Hearing Lin Yi's words, Zeng Xiaoxian recited the meditation mantra silently, and just now he couldn't help but stop laughing. He coughed lightly and said, "Little Li, I think this introduction is good. You will definitely be remembered by everyone."

Xiao Li: "???"

My name is Xiao Li, not Xiao Lizi.

No, my introduction like this will not only make people remember, but also make people laugh wildly. I am afraid that the university will not have a good life. In order to make my college career unremarkable, Xiao Li quickly said: "I think this The introduction is a bit mediocre, why not make an introduction of cultural points, so that everyone will think that I am a cultural person."

"Hey, this guy is really demanding, and he's a cultured person." Zi Qiao said.

"I don't know if Lin Yi has anything else to say." Meijia looked expectant.

"There must be." Guan Gu believed in Lin Yi.

Dali felt that Lin Yi should do it, Lin Yi is so talented, how could he lose here?

Xiao Li said this kind of request is to make Lin Yi normal, not to make these bells and whistles.

Lin Yi smiled lightly when he heard Xiao Li's request.

"There's another one, that's it.

I am Xiao Li, and I once won the first place in the provincial composition competition for primary school students. My composition name is "My District Mayor's Father". "

Xiao Li: "???"

Audience friends: "???"

"Talent, this really seems to be the introduction method of a cultural person."

"Not to mention, there really is this piece of composition, and it really is the champion."

"Upstairs show, I went to check."

"66666666."

(End of this chapter)