The little writer in the love apartment

Chapter 179 Baby's Poop

"Give me a drink, I'm so thirsty from quilt Qiao." Yoyo said.

"Okay." Hearing that, Curry Sauce handed Yoyo a drink.

Meijia looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "You're only having lunch now? Xiaobu's observation meeting just ended, why didn't you come?"

"I'm writing a novel." Zhao Haitang said excitedly, "The number of hits on my novel has increased in the past two days, and I think I'm going to be popular."

As soon as Lin Yi heard Zhao Haitang say that, he almost punched him. This guy had the nerve to say that it was all his novels that made Ziqiao look like this.

Meijia is a little puzzled, is this kind of novel still popular?

At this moment, Ziqiao came out and said, "Meijia, Xiaobu misses you, go and accompany her."

After finishing speaking, Ziqiao sat on the sofa and said, "Staying up late is too exhausting. I'll eat something first to supplement."

"Heh." Meijia let out a weird smile and said, "You are staying up all night."

This is simply cultivating immortals.

Ziqiao is very active now. After eating two pairs of chicken wings and a hamburger, he began to organize Xiaobu's photos.

Lin Yi took a look and found that Ziqiao was in the p-picture.

Lin Yi said, "Zi Qiao, is your filter too bright?"

Hearing this, Ziqiao took a closer look and said, "No, Xiaobu is so bright. You don't know. From the first time I saw her, I felt that she was full of hope. Angel.

When she opened her eyes, they were filled with curious light.

When he stretched out his hand, there was a warm light in his hand. "

Lin Yi: "???"

Zi Qiao, we are not living in Mary Su's novels, this is reality, even angels are not so exaggerated.

Curry Sauce heard Zi Qiao's words and said, "Uncle, your eyes don't have astigmatism, do they?"

"This is an advanced terminal illness, and there is no cure." Yifei said angrily.

"Don't talk nonsense." Zi Qiao glanced at the two and said, "My eyesight is 5.2, and I can count the sun at night without any problem."

Lin Yi: "???"

This guy is really crazy, counting the sun at night?
Everyone also looked at Zi Qiao in bewilderment.

Seeing them looking at her, Ziqiao didn't care, just took photos by herself.

Zhan Bo leaned over to take a look and said, "Zi Qiao, your skills are too bad. Look at this picture, Xiao Xiaobu has been smashed into a lump."

Zi Qiao heard Zhan Bo's words, smiled and said, "Sorry, this one is indeed poop."

"puff--"

Everyone backed away after hearing Ziqiao's words, and said, "Aren't you too perverted? You even shoot poop?"

"What do you know?" Ziqiao looked at the photo and said, "The baby can't talk, and you can tell by looking at the poop."

After finishing speaking, Ziqiao held up the ipad and said, "Look at this picture. The color of this piece of poop is golden yellow, very similar to the color of corn, which shows that Xiaobu is in good health."

Zhao Haitang eating corn on the cob: "???"

Brother, I invite you to eat, are you so sick of me?

Zhao Haitang dropped the corn cob and left.

Everyone looked at Zhao Haitang with sympathetic eyes, and then said: "Okay, okay, I see, you can see for yourself, let's eat."

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao put the iPad back, and said disgustedly: "I don't want to show you such precious photos, this is the best of the poop, really ignorant."

Lin Yi: "???"

Zi Qiao's condition is a bit serious, it's terrible.

Dali did not have such a big reaction as everyone else, but looked at Ziqiao and said, "Old Bu, I think the color of the photos you took is a bit distorted."

Ziqiao: "???"

Ziqiao didn't expect Dali to observe this point, so he asked Dali: "Will it affect it?"

Dali said: "Color distortion will lead to observation errors, and then the composition cannot be accurately judged."

Dali pointed to another place and said: "You also used soft light, so the texture of the poop will be deviated, and this photo is too bright, do you still remember the original texture and color? Otherwise, you can't make an accurate judgment."

Zhan Bo and Wan Yu were stunned when they heard Dali's words.

I didn't expect Dali to be so powerful. Although I had heard about it a long time ago, it was better to meet him than to hear about it.

Such a person is not a bully, who is?
Hearing Dali's professional analysis, Ziqiao was inexplicably anxious. He shouldn't have turned on beauty and filters. What if there is something wrong with Xiaobu and he can't find it?
Ziqiao quickly looked around, and said with bright eyes, "The texture of poop is like the flour on the grilled chicken wings soaked in water."

Wan Yu, Guan Gu, Yifei, Zhang Wei, and others stared at the curry sauce that was eating grilled chicken wings.

"Lu Ziqiao, you are poisonous!"

After everyone finished talking, they all dropped their chicken wings and left.

Went to rinse my mouth, it was disgusting.

Yoyo is thankful that what she is drinking is a drink. Although the color is a little yellow, it is definitely different from that one.

Who knows, Ziqiao said next: "The color of the poop is the same as this drink, yellow and dark."

long:"???"

so?
Zi Qiao's words made a group of people stop eating.

Seeing this, Zi Qiao shook his head regretfully.

"I just pay attention to every change of Xiaobu from a scientific point of view, why don't you understand?"

Ziqiao said, looked at Lin Yi and said, "The last update today is that Dad didn't notice the changes in the cells in his daughter's body, which caused her to die of a serious illness. What a tragedy!"

Lin Yi shook his head helplessly, Ziqiao was too poisoned and could not be saved.

"Dali, can you teach me some more details?" Zi Qiao looked at Dali and said.

He nodded vigorously.

10 minute later.

Lin Yi looked at the two people who were discussing enthusiastically, with a helpless expression on his face. This topic is really unappetizing.

Although Lin Yi is a scientist, he is not in the same field. Sorry to bother you.

Lin Yi also left.

night.

After Lin Yi and Dali finished exercising, they chatted on the bed.

Lin Yi asked Dali: "How long have you been chatting?"

Dali said, "We chatted for two hours."

"It's all about poop?" Lin Yi said in surprise.

He nodded vigorously.

Joe is too boring, isn't he?
Lin Yi looked at Dali and said, "Zi Qiao's condition seems to be very serious, he should hire another psychiatrist."

"I don't think it's necessary." After thinking about it vigorously, he said, "Old Bu just values ​​Xiao Bu too much. Wasn't the psychiatrist also useless last time? Let nature take its course.

And, after an afternoon of discussion, I feel like I can write a thesis on baby poop. "

Lin Yi: "???"

Can this write a thesis?Awesome!

At this moment, Lin Yi's cell phone rang.

Lin Yi took a look and found that it was Ziqiao who sent it: "Lin Yi, did you sleep vigorously?"

Lin Yi was curious and asked, "What's wrong?"

Ziqiao said: "I see that Dali is so interested in baby poop, I am afraid that Dali will come and steal the child, and then let the child keep pooping for research."

Lin Yi: "???"

Lin Yi told Dali what Zi Qiao had said, and said, "Da Dali, are you sure Zi Qiao doesn't need to read it again?"

After listening vigorously, he said decisively: "This must be asked, otherwise there is no hope."

Joe's problem really got worse.

(End of this chapter)