The little writer in the love apartment

Chapter 107 Curry Sauce Wants to Fall in Love

While looking at their faces vigorously, everyone also picked up their glasses.

When Meijia saw that everyone's faces had turned into Zhang Wei's, she was surprised and said, "Zhang Wei's face is actually an average face?"

"Zhang Wei's face is actually average-looking?" Ziqiao was surprised.

Yifei looked at Meijia and said, "It's quite appropriate for Zhang Wei to wear women's clothing."

Zhang Wei, who just put on his glasses: "???"

What the hell?
What exactly did they see?
Zhang Wei took a closer look, the good guy is all himself, Zhang Wei is not well.

"I don't play anymore, why is the screen full of me!" Zhang Wei was not convinced.

Xiao Hei said, "That's it."

Zhang Wei looked at Xiao Hei and said, "Xiao Hei, are you trying to play tricks on me?"

"I don't, so don't slander me." Xiao Hei said innocently: "Actually, strictly speaking, it's not that your face is an average face, it's just that the face generated by big data is very similar to your face."

"I do not believe!"

Zhang Wei pointed to Yifei and Meijia, and said, "It's so, why do girls have faces like this?"

Xiao Hei coughed twice, and said: "It's said to be a trial, the time is too short, and the girl's face hasn't been calculated yet, so I have to use yours instead."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Meijia and Yifei couldn't help laughing out loud when they heard Xiaohei's words.

Because Zhang Wei's appearance in women's clothing is really too funny.

Ziqiao looked at everyone and said, "I suggest going to the bar to drink later, and then put on these glasses, so that you can see the maid pretending to be Zhang Wei."

"puff."

It's a good idea.

Lin Yi couldn't help laughing.

In fact, as long as Zhang Wei's face is not on Dali's body, he thinks it's okay, hahahaha.

Hearing Zi Qiao's words, Zhang Wei looked at Xiao Hei seriously, and said, "You are defrauding consumers. I have warned you in the name of a lawyer. I ask you to destroy this product immediately and apologize to me."

Yifei heard the words and said: "I advise you to make big things small and small things small. Now only a few of us know that your face is average. Once Xiao Hei apologizes, more people will know, maybe the whole community Or Xiao Hei's circle of friends knows about it."

Xiao Hei nodded, and said: "This invention is only in the experimental stage now, and it is debatable whether it will be launched in the future. If I speak up, it is estimated that many people will be interested."

After all, I believe many people will be interested in things like the average face, because they all appear in science fiction or movies.

Um, so the show has gone beyond the city?

Lin Yi couldn't help thinking about this question.

Zhang Wei changed his words decisively when he heard the words, and said: "Since the glasses are not sold for profit, then it cannot constitute fraudulent consumers, then I ask you to apologize, and let this matter be as it is."

Lin Yi: "."

Your principles are cheap.

While Xiao Hei and Zhang Wei were discussing there, curry sauce also came over.

She said, "It's so lively here, what are you doing?"

"There's something good about it."

Meijia quickly picked up a glass and handed it to the curry sauce.

Said: "Put it on, and you can see Zhang Wei in women's clothing!"

"!!!"

Curry sauce looked surprised, what is so amazing?

Curry Sauce immediately put on his glasses and looked around.

Exclaimed: "Really! Lawyer Zhang in women's clothing is also good."

After seeing Curry Sauce put on glasses, Meijia also posed a few charming poses in order to highlight the charm of Zhang Wei in women's clothing.

"puff."

The curry sauce laughed unkindly, what the hell is this!How could it be so funny.

Then Zhang Wei saw a curry sauce who was rolling all over the floor laughing.

"."

Zhang Wei's head was full of black lines.

Mika, are you a devil?Slander me so much?

Seeing this scene, Xiao Hei said, "I'll go first, I wish you all a good time."

Xiao Hei just left, and Curry Sauce wore glasses to look at everyone and said, "It's really the face of Lawyer Zhang."

Hearing what Curry Sauce said, Zhang Wei immediately corrected him: "There is only one Lawyer Zhang, and that is me. They are all counterfeit."

"really."

Curry sauce said seriously: "Your temperament is very unique. I can tell at a glance that they are all fake, and you are the real one."

Oh?really?
Cheering up, Zhang Wei looked at the curry sauce and said, "Tell me carefully, where is my unique temperament?"

Curry paste: "."

Seeing the expression on Curry Sauce, Lin Yi had some guesses.

Curry Sauce said, "Are you sure you want me to?"

Zhang Wei said: "Sure, hurry up."

Curry Sauce said, "You look the cheapest."

Zhang Wei: "."

You are talking nonsense.

"Ha ha ha ha."

When the others heard this, they burst out laughing.

Zhang Wei stood up from the sofa and said, "Farewell!"

After speaking, he walked away with decisive steps.

Zhang Wei regrets it very much now, why did he wear those glasses, why?

A voice sounded from the sky: "Because you are stingy."

Zhang Wei: "."

Goodbye!

Curry Sauce held the glasses and said, "I'm going back, I was just watching a horror movie, it was scary.

I plan to wear this pair of glasses to watch, it must be very interesting, because everyone in it will become Lawyer Zhang, so it will not be scary, and it will even become a comedy. "

"what?"

When Meijia heard what Curry Sauce said, she immediately became interested and said, "A horror movie starring Zhang Wei? It seems very interesting."

"Then shall we go too?" Yifei said.

He looked at Lin Yi vigorously and said, "Lin Yi, do you want to go together?"

"Let's go." Lin Yi said.

a while.

Everyone watched the horror film "The Shining" starring Zhang Wei in the living room of 3602, and they laughed so hard that they couldn't get enough of it.

"Zhang Wei cut himself with an axe. This scene is really a classic among classics." Ziqiao said.

"This is no longer a child's shadow, it is already a super funny funny movie." Meijia said.

Yifei played with her mobile phone and said, "It's a pity that this scene can't be filmed, otherwise I'll go and see Zeng Xiaoxian too, so that he won't be bored with ALS."

Lin Yi said: "It's very simple, ask Xiao Hei for one, and then send it over."

Yifei said, "That's right, ask Xiao Hei directly."

After finishing speaking, Yifei went to find Xiaohei.

Dali looked at the screen expressionlessly.

Lin Yi asked Dali: "What's the matter, Dali, isn't it funny?"

Dali said: "This movie has too many goofy scenes, it's boring."

Lin Yi: "???"

Are you looking at this?Didn't you come to see Zhang Wei?
Lin Yi watched Dali take off his glasses with a serious look, wondering if Dali would be more serious if he didn't wear glasses, um, forget it, the last time I watched a ghost movie is still vivid in my memory.

After watching The Shining, Curry Sauce took off his glasses and said, "Watching horror movies with these glasses is really effective."

Yifei said with a smile, "We made a good invention into an entertainment toy, and Xiao Hei is about to cry."

"No, this is more than just an entertainment toy."

Meijia looked at Yifei and said, "Just now Taobao reminded me that a new dress has arrived, I went up to check and found that the models were all Zhang Wei's faces.

Without the bonus of the model, I didn't want to buy anything, and the shopping cart was instantly empty. "

"Really?"

When Ziqiao heard what Meijia said, his eyes lit up instantly, and he said, "Does Xiao Hei's glasses still have this effect?"

Meijia looked at the phone and said, "Dali is right. After I have an average appearance, I will pay more attention to the style of the clothes, and I will not be easily attracted by models and spend money indiscriminately."

Dali heard the words, put his hand on Meijia's shoulder, and said, "How about keeping your IQ online all the time?"

"Very good!" Mika said.

"Persevere, you will fall in love with this feeling." Dali said.

Then he turned his attention to Lin Yi.

She looked at Lin Yi and said, "Lin Yi, I want to ask you a question."

"You ask." Lin Yi felt something bad, very similar to the death of his girlfriend.

"Do you like my face or my soul?" Dali asked Lin Yi.

Lin Yi secretly thought, it really is such a problem.

When the others heard Dali's question, they all showed subtle smiles.

This question is really a bit difficult to answer, send a proposition here.

Lin Yi actually didn't want to answer, but seeing Dali's serious face, it was difficult to avoid him, so he thought for a while and said, "How should I put it, I like you not only because of your face or your soul, but because of your face. You, I like everything about you."

Dali feels that he has been teased, this answer is full marks!

other people:"???"

How about choosing one of the two?Why are you so flirtatious?

A screen full of dog food.

Dali was wondering if Lin Yi liked her so much in the first place?

Lin Yi touched Dali's head and said, "Don't ask such silly questions in the future, you know? I like you, I really like you, it can't be anyone else, it can only be you."

other people:"!!!"

shut up!Beast!

Meijia stood up from the sofa with a full belch, and said, "The dog food is too full, I'm going out for a walk, and I'm leaving."

"I'll accompany you."

Ziqiao also stood up and went for a walk with Meijia.

Yifei put on the glasses again, and said to Lin Yihe Dali: "Go on, I can still eat dog food and I will lose."

Lin Yi: "???"

Is it so extreme?Aren't you afraid to spit it out?

When Curry Sauce saw Yifei doing this, he asked, "Sister Yifei, aren't you afraid of nausea when you see Lawyer Zhang and Lawyer Zhang showing affection?"

Yifei: "."

Fuck, forget about this question.

Cough, this picture is too beautiful, it doesn't suit me, forget it.

Yifei took off his glasses again and said, "Okay, I think this is good, it's better than nausea."

Lin Yi looked at Yifei and said, "Okay, Dali and I are not the kind of people who just throw away dog ​​food."

Yifei shook his head when he heard Lin Yi's words, and said, "The two of you are not just talking casually, you are simply talking about your life."

Lin Yi: "."

is it so serious?I do not know how.

Curry Sauce looked at Lin Yi and Dali, and said, "It's good to have a partner, and I really want to fall in love."

"Talk about it."

Yifei put her hand on Curry Sauce's shoulder and said, "There is a small animal themed party in the small bar tonight, you can go and see if there is your real soul mate."

"Little animal theme party?"

Dali heard what Yifei said, and said to Lin Yi: "Lin Yi, I think it's very interesting, let's go too."

"Okay." Lin Yi, who is a real tool man, naturally has no opinion, what kind of tool man?Girlfriend tool man hahaha.

Curry Sauce looked at the three of them, his face became serious, and he said, "I'd like to ask you a question, how can you tell if the other person is my true son and not a scumbag?"

Lin Yi: "."

The question for us?
"It's easy to judge." Yifei said: "Isn't the real man and the scumbag looking at you?"

Curry Sauce said, "See if I need to ask you guys?"

Yifei thought that there was nothing wrong with this, so she said, "I think this man will feel something, and isn't a scumbag and the man right?"

Curry Sauce said, "That's not it. A second ago, the man who I thought was the right man suddenly became a scumbag."

Yifei: "???"

Lin Yi: "???"

so cruel?

(End of this chapter)