Monkey King's Infinite Devour

Chapter 347 I'm Really Just a Fortune Teller
Chapter 349 I'm Really Just a Fortune Teller
Sun Xiaosheng is a little unbelieving.

"Shouldn't this place put inedible things on the table?" Thinking of this, Sun Xiaosheng directly picked up a piece of meat with chopsticks, which was still in good condition.

It's just that the meat was picked up by Sun Xiaosheng and connected with some unknown liquid, it's really... hard to describe!
Even Sun Xiaosheng can eat anything, but now he really doesn't have any appetite.

Seeing the unknown heart on the plate again, Sun Xiaosheng only felt that the whole plate smelled of dark cooking.

Helpless, Sun Xiaosheng had no choice but to put down his chopsticks and looked at the drink again.

The wine is a thick green color, and it's still a little viscous...

Sun Xiaosheng put down his cup and looked at the ceiling helplessly.

"Little Er, come here."

Hearing Sun Xiaosheng's message, a servant hurried over.

"Guest officer, what's the matter?"

Sun Xiaosheng hooked his head and motioned for the latter to sit down.

Xiaoer laughed dryly: "Objective, I understand what you mean." After speaking, Xiaoer directly picked up a piece of meat and took a bite.

By the way, he took a sip of wine.

Sun Xiaosheng saw a touch of intoxication on the face of the second child.

"Could it be that I'm thinking too much?" Sun Xiaosheng was not only a little puzzled.

Besides, if this dish can't be eaten, can this restaurant still be open?Can this dish become a signature?

He turned his sharp eyes and scanned the entire restaurant.

This restaurant is quite prosperous, generally it can be used as a private room, and few of them are short of money.

Therefore, this signboard has become the signboard of the elegant room.

Seeing those people eating their mouths full of juice, Sun Xiaosheng felt nauseous for a while.

And that drink, tsk tsk, Sun Xiaosheng couldn't drink it no matter what.

"Or, if you change me to a table of ordinary dishes and drinks, this table will still count as money."

Since it's not bad, Xiaoer of course agrees with a smile.

While holding the plate and eating, the little girl burst into laughter.

It is rare to be able to eat the signboard of this restaurant once today.

Sun Xiaosheng shook his head, really unable to understand himself.

I have eaten potatoes, and I have eaten raw monsters.

But why can't you say anything about the ugly signboard.

"Could it be that I'm floating!" Sun Xiaosheng asked himself.

Not long after, the wine and dishes were served again.

This time, Sun Xiaosheng ate quite comfortably, and the drinks were relatively normal.

After drinking and eating, I stayed in this restaurant by the way.

The upper room of the restaurant is not as horrible as the dishes, and it is even more gorgeous.

Whether it's a bed or a cabinet, they are all Luban's mechanism techniques, and with some formations, they are very beautiful.

"Da da da da..."

Sun Xiaosheng walked to the bed, and there was a sound of gears.

Then, like a purse blooming, the bed slowly rose out of the purse.

"Tsk tsk, it's kind of interesting."

Sun Xiaosheng smiled and sat on the bed.

He is now thinking, should Lu Ban go directly to Huaguoshan, and give Huaguoshan more tricks and the like.

Besides, Lu Ban was originally an immortal in the Heavenly Court, and he was also the new Emperor of Heaven. Strictly speaking, he was still Lu Ban's boss.

This shouldn't be robbery, it can only be said that it is an appropriate amount of transfer from the position.

……

In the early morning of the next day, Sun Xiaosheng got lazy, opened a mirror in the void, looked at his extra white hair, and was a little speechless.

"Made, if I didn't ask those people to give me more Chaos Points, I really want to restore the original source immediately."

If the source is not repaired, Sun Xiaosheng will understand what it means to be top-heavy and what it means to be old.

As soon as he walked out of the room, Xiaoer had been guarding Sun Xiaosheng for a long time.

"Objective, did you sleep well last night?"

Sun Xiaosheng rolled his eyes: "If I can't say it well, don't I need to pay?"

Xiao Er was stunned for a moment.

"Well, objectively..." Xiao Er looked a little embarrassed.

Anyone who comes to Qingpin Pavilion knows the rules of Qingpin Pavilion.

In Qingpin Pavilion, those who can afford to live in high-end houses and eat famous brands will generally not renege on their debts.

The only possibility is that his service is not good.

Thinking of this, he was about to cry.

"Guest officer, what's wrong with me, tell me, can I change my career?" Xiao Er cried.

Sun Xiaosheng was stunned for a moment.

"No, you get up first, I'll pay, can I pay?"

Sun Xiaosheng was also really embarrassed.

"Okay, sir, this way please." Xiaoer changed his smile in an instant.

The speed of changing his face made Sun Xiaosheng gasp.

It's faster than girls changing faces...

When he arrived at the counter, Sun Xiaosheng directly took out a sack.

"How much?" Sun Xiaosheng asked.

The shopkeeper looked at Sun Xiaosheng's sack for a moment.

It feels like a countryman carrying a big bag into the city and being rejected by others.

Regarding this, Sun Xiaosheng also pretended not to see it, mainly because he was too lazy to care about it.

"A total of 200 yuan Hao Yu~"

Not long after, the shopkeeper did his calculations, and his voice was neither salty nor weak.

Sun Xiaosheng admired this person quite a bit. Although he felt a little disgusted in his heart, he was really talented if he could hold back.

But it was only 200 yuan for Hao Yu, which surprised him a bit.

His sack was worth thousands of Hao Yu.

A piece of Hao Yu was as big as the ocean that Sun Xiaosheng had seen in his previous life.

Opening the sack, Hao Yu's luster instantly shined on the faces of the shopkeeper and Xiao Er.

Looking at Sun Xiaosheng's Hao Yu, who was in a sack, the two opened their mouths, but were speechless.

Sun Xiaosheng asked Hao Yu to count out the pieces one by one, and then put them on the counter.

"Shopkeeper, is that enough?"

The shopkeeper quickly regained his composure, and immediately greeted him with a smile: "That's enough, that's enough. If you have any objective needs, feel free to mention them."

Sun Xiaosheng nodded, then walked out with the sack on his shoulders.

"I'll see you off!" Xiao Er said hastily.

But at the door, Xiao Er asked curiously.

"Grandpa, what do you do?"

Sun Xiaosheng looked at Xiaoer, a little uncertain: "Maybe it's a fortune teller!"

Xiao Er was also a little confused about Sun Xiaosheng's answer.

What is possible?Are you that unsure about your career?

As soon as Sun Xiaosheng came to the door, he was surrounded by a group of people.

"Master, master, I want to tell a fortune, here, this is Hao Yu."

"Master, master, do you still remember me, I was your second customer yesterday, I brought all my brothers here, they are also counted as bodies."

Sun Xiaosheng looked at the sky speechlessly, what happened to this group of people?Why are you so loyal to me?
Xiaoer is also confused, big brother, what fate are you counting?I want Hao Yu, and looking at these people, I think it's worth it. Brother, how famous are you?
However, no matter how helpless he is, Sun Xiaosheng has to pretend.

"Okay, come one by one."

Sighing, Sun Xiaosheng directly moved a small bench and put the fortune-telling pieces aside.

"Objectively, how healthy is your body today..."

"Master, I understand~"

Before Sun Xiaosheng finished speaking, the man interrupted directly and took off one of his legs.

Sun Xiaosheng: "..."

Not long after, the guest left very satisfied.

"Benefactor, you..."

"Master, I understand~"

"Crack~"

One arm was given to Sun Xiaosheng.

Not long after, the man left again satisfied.

Sun Xiaosheng looked at the next person, with that look in his eyes that I understood, and he didn't bother to talk about it.

"Grass, what's your problem?"

The man's face was reddish, and he was a little embarrassed to speak.

"My, that problem is a bit serious!"

Sun Xiaosheng raised his eyebrows.

what is the problem?You said it!

Seeing the constipated look on that person's face, Sun Xiaosheng was slightly taken aback.

"In that respect?"

The man was a little twitchy.

Seeing a big old man twitching like this, Sun Xiaosheng felt chills for a while.

"I'm really just a fortune teller, not a doctor~ I'm afraid you have found the wrong person."

The man's face was a little coquettish.

"I hate it, I'm afraid it's my problem, only you can cure it!"

Sun Xiaosheng felt that since he came to this world, he has been in trouble.

He obviously ate everything, but in this world, he was disgusted for the second time.

"I said Yuehua, look, there is a medical center opposite, go straight without turning right."

The man was a little confused.

What the hell is Yuehua?Who is Yuehua?
The man shook his head, then took out two wooden lumps from Xiongqian and put them on the table of Sun Xiaosheng's stall.

"Master, only you can help me with this matter."

Sun Xiaosheng looked at the two lumps and even the cracks on them, a little confused.

"Tell me first, are you a man or a woman?"

The man had some resentment: "He is so beautiful as a flower, of course it is~"

Sun Xiaosheng hurriedly interrupted: "I understand, I understand, Ruhua, this is yours, it's ready. And I'll change it for you."

Na Ruhua took the two lumps and smiled instantly.

Then under Sun Xiaosheng's gaze, he directly buckled the stubbled face.

It turned out that it was just a mask.

Sun Xiaosheng looked at the clear woman with red lips and white teeth again, and was speechless for a while.

"Nezha, you're looking for smoke, right?" Sun Xiaosheng asked via voice transmission.

Nezha didn't speak, but continued to pretend.

"Master, my face..."

Before she finished speaking, Sun Xiaosheng slapped that face into pieces.

"What face do you need, one is enough."

Nezha: "..."

She felt that the monkey was definitely scolding her.

Sun Xiaosheng didn't intend to talk to Nezha, and directly shouted: "Next."

Nezha was directly squeezed away.

"Master! Asking you for fortune-telling is really not tolerated." After finishing speaking, he took off his ears directly.

Sun Xiaosheng complained crazily in his heart.

If you come to me for fortune-telling, then why do you dismantle your prosthetic limbs when you see me?Is it too much?I'm really just a fortune teller!
However, this income, tsk tsk.

Sun Xiaosheng silently moved aside the sail net.

At the end of the day, Sun Xiaosheng looked at the four or five sacks around him, squatting on the ground feeling a little melancholy.

I didn't want to be famous at first, but as a result, my fame now is a bit beyond imagination.

Some people even voluntarily help him promote it.

There is a fortune teller in Dongcheng, who is fast, good, and in excellent health.

Listen, is this human?

If you don't know, this literally means, are you a fortune teller or a butcher?

In desperation, Sun Xiaosheng had no choice but to put away those sacks melancholy, turned his head, and entered the restaurant again.

(End of this chapter)