Monkey King's Infinite Devour

Chapter 20 Weird Sermons

Chapter 20 Weird Sermons

"Well, it's very stable, it's outrageously stable!" Bodhi thought in his heart.

Then he let go of Sun Xiaosheng's pulse, stroked his beard on his chest, and fell into deep thought for a while!
Sun Xiaosheng didn't know what Bodhi was thinking, and he didn't disturb himself.

The time for one incense stick passed, and Sun Xiaosheng felt something was wrong.

"Master, master?" He called twice, but Bodhi was still stroking his beard.

Sun Xiaosheng felt something was wrong, then walked over and waved in front of Bodhi.

The latter didn't even bat an eyelid.

Poke with a finger.

"Pfft~" Bodhi's figure suddenly exploded into a cloud of white smoke.

"This is?" Sun Xiaosheng was on the spot in a daze!
Then he was a little speechless, and Bodhi ran away!

"Fuck! What does this mean? I found out that I have such a talent, shouldn't I be supplied with all kinds of geniuses and treasures? Why are you running away?"

After muttering, Sun Xiaosheng left Wugendong a little disturbed.

Bodhi has run away, it is impossible to get a treasure from him!
But Sun Xiaosheng suddenly thought about it!

It seems that Bodhi's hanging bed is not bad, as well as the quilt, teapot, coffee table and so on!
Thinking of this, Sun Xiaosheng chuckled, he could run away from the monk, but he couldn't run away from the temple!

So, after five hours, Sun Xiaosheng walked out of Rootless Cave contentedly, looking at the 20 golden chaos value in the background, he felt a burst of comfort!

Not long after, Sun Xiaosheng came to Yinger's residence again, came to the room with big thorns, went to the latter's reclining chair, and hummed a little song!

Yinger also woke up from meditation at this time, seeing that Sun Xiaosheng seemed to be in a good mood, so she asked curiously: "What happened, so happy?"

Sun Xiaosheng shook his head: "It's nothing, I just feel like I'm about to break through again!"

Yinger nodded: "Of course we want to be happy!" After all, Yinger couldn't help but ask, "How come there is no movement on your cultivation base, so when can we get married?"

Sun Xiaosheng's face trembled when he asked.

This feeling is like he had a girlfriend in his previous life. He fell in love with him for seven years. In the end, the girl waited for him for seven years, but he didn't have the money to get married at all, so it was nothing.

In this matter, Sun Xiaosheng has always been very inferior. Because he has no money, he can't even hold the most basic wedding. He doesn't blame other people's parents for not wanting their daughter to live for him.If it were me, I wouldn't want my daughter to spend her whole life with someone who has nothing.

Thinking of this, Sun Xiaosheng said: "Actually, with the method, I will be able to break through the realm!" After finishing speaking, Sun Xiaosheng was a little distressed: "Master didn't teach me the method, and even said, before I don't have the method, I don't want to be here." A breakthrough in cultivation!"

Ying Er curled her lips: "Little monkey just likes to brag, but the master should have his own reasons for not giving you the method!"

Sun Xiaosheng didn't believe it at all.

Is the latter with ulterior motives?Wrong, it means that the latter doesn't want to give him a method at all.

"Do you still remember the last time, when the master said to teach me the method, he caught the two of us and beat me up together, and finally kicked me out after beating me up, but he didn't give me the method!"

It's okay not to mention this matter, but Yinger's teeth itch with anger when this matter is mentioned!
"It's not you, if not, I won't be implicated!"

Knowing that he said something wrong, Sun Xiaosheng was very witty, closed his eyes, and pretended to be dead!
……

In a blink of an eye, two days have passed.

On this day, a Taoist boy came to deliver a message.

"Senior Sister Ying Er, the day of preaching has arrived!"

But when Daotong saw Sun Xiaosheng inside, he screamed in fright and ran away!
Ying'er looked confused, and then asked angrily: "Hou'er, what did you do to that little junior sister?"

Sun Xiaosheng was actually a little confused: "No, I've only seen it two or three times!"

Yinger obviously didn't believe it: "I haven't done anything, why did the latter scream when I saw you?"

Sun Xiaosheng scratched his head: "How do I know!"

This incident made such a fuss that Sun Xiaosheng felt that he had committed all the embarrassment and cancer!

In fact, Sun Xiaosheng didn't know that Daotong's summons were usually summoned from childhood to adulthood.

When he came to Sun Xiaosheng's back mountain, he was really terrified to see the empty space.

It was okay to meet Sun Xiaosheng before, the latter only ate spirit grass, and then saw that the latter started to eat fairy grass, and then saw that the latter even ate soil.

This time I went to summon Sun Xiaosheng. The latter ate the mountain directly. Could she not be worried? I was really afraid that one day Sun Xiaosheng would be unhappy and eat her!
Not long after, Sun Xiaosheng came to the preaching hall with ease.

This time, Sun Xiaosheng still came earlier, and sat in his exclusive seat after arriving.

Suddenly, Sun Xiaosheng felt that two eyes looked at him with anger.

Turn around.

Sun Xiaosheng had an idea.

It turned out that three people came to the second floor, which was rarely seen in a century, one was himself, and the other two were Qian Yuanzi and Lingtaizi!

At this time, Ersheng all stared at Sun Xiaosheng, his eyes were full of anger.

why?Because when he came, he couldn’t find his own jade futon left or right. It was carved from jade with a pure heart. not bad.

It is not easy to sleep on this jade bed, at least it takes a year to sleep.

But now, their dream tool for sleeping was eaten by this nasty monkey!

Sun Xiaosheng didn't say anything, and then sat upright, looking like a good student who was attentively waiting for the lecture.

Seeing Sun Xiaosheng's behavior, Qian Yuanzi and Lingtaizi's teeth itch.

"Brother, how about we teach this monkey a lesson after the Dao class?"

Qian Yuanzi shook his head: "As seniors, how can we teach the younger brother a lesson?" Then, Qian Yuanzi paused: "However, I think the younger brother has been a beginner for eight years, and he hasn't made any progress in cultivation. As a senior brother, you also need to give some pointers!"

Lingtaizi looked at Qianyuanzi with a sinister smile on his face: "Brother, you really know how to play!"

Not long after, disciples from the outer sect also came in, but they already knew that Sun Xiaosheng ate their futons, so all the disciples who came this time brought their own futons.

Of course, these futons were specially distributed by Shimen, and the effect was the same as the ones in the preaching hall.

It's just that they didn't blame Sun Xiaosheng, but looked at him with gratitude.

This made Qian Yuanzi and Lingtaizi a little confused, what do you mean?Are you not angry with this nasty monkey at all?

Not much to say, this time Bodhi still came from the void.

The only difference this time is that Bodhi floated in the air, his face turned dark.

"What the hell, where is my futon?" Bodhi complained in his heart, then looked at his three direct disciples inquiringly.

Then Qian Yuanzi and Lingtaizi pouted together, all pointing at Sun Xiaosheng.

Sun Xiaosheng continued to close his eyes, sitting cross-legged, a scene that was not disturbed by external objects.

Bodhi looked at Sun Xiaosheng and took a deep breath for a moment.

It doesn't matter if there is no futon, and then Bodhi began to summon his hanging bed in the rootless cave. After all, the old-fashioned floating in mid-air is not a solution. If you sit on it, it seems that it is not suitable.

Then, Bodhi waited for a while, but he didn't see his hanging bed.

Then a blue light flashed in Bodhi's eyes.

Then Bodhi trembled with anger.

The Rootless Cave where he lived was originally relatively simple except for the sea of ​​stars and rivers.

But now, it is even more rudimentary, there is nothing inside, even the top of the tea table where he usually drinks tea is covered with tooth marks.

Seeing this, Bodhi almost vomited blood.

However, the Tao still has to be said!
So, Bodhi casually made a cloud, and then sat directly on top of the cloud, not to mention, this showed his style even more.

Bodhi smiled satisfied with his masterpiece, why didn't he think of it before?
Then Bodhi began to preach.

It's just that after preaching, Bodhi couldn't continue speaking.

First, there are three of his own direct disciples, each of whom looked at the pig while sleeping.

What the hell, where do you want my master's face to go?

And what happened to the disciples down here today.

From time to time, I heard a "click", and then Bodhi saw some disciples chewing on the futons with enlightened expressions on their faces.

This is so special, is it plausible?

If this spread, his ordinary disciples would like to eat futons when they came out to listen to the sermon?what is this?
Thus, Bodhi looked at Sun Xiaosheng angrily for the third time.

Fortunately, Sun Xiaosheng's nose is bubbling right now, how comfortable it is to sleep, how comfortable it is!
Then, Bodhi finished speaking in a stumbling manner, and then left angrily.

He doesn't want to see Sun Xiaosheng now, and when he sees the latter, he can't help but want to beat the monkey.

After the sermon, Sun Xiaosheng stretched himself!

This time, I slept really comfortably.

Only at this time, Qian Yuanzi and Lingtaizi surrounded Sun Xiaosheng together.

"Brother, this is the first time we met, and the brother didn't have any presents, hey, this is for you!"

After finishing speaking, Lingtaizi took out a universe bag and threw it to Sun Xiaosheng.

Taking the Qiankun bag blankly, Sun Xiaosheng glanced at Lingtaizi suspiciously, thinking, are you so kind?

At this time, Qian Yuanzi also coughed: "Since the four senior brothers have given away, I can't be stingy." After speaking, he also gave Sun Xiaosheng a small object.

That thing looks a bit like a bird, but it's not if you look closely.

"What's the use of this thing?" Sun Xiaosheng asked again blankly?
Qian Yuanzi smiled: "This is a small town disk I created casually. There is nothing special about it. It just recorded a wonderful song! I came in a hurry and didn't bring anything. This is also a way to show my identity. A little sincerity for senior brother, I hope junior brother will not be disgusted!"

Sun Xiaosheng blinked, then silently put it away.

"How dare the younger brother despise the gift from the senior brother! Thank you so much!" After finishing speaking, Sun Xiaosheng left. He always felt that the two senior brothers had absolutely no good intentions!
(End of this chapter)