Datang: Salted fish at the beginning, Gao Yang was given marriage by Li Er

Chapter 208
Suzaku Long Street.

The turmoil outside the window continued. The angry crowd abused the arrogant figure on the stage, and some fierce people rushed towards the high platform, calling on like-minded people to join the ranks of teaching the Tubo envoys a lesson. Family members and relatives He dragged the figure to say these good words to persuade him.

The emaciated woman was staggered by the turbulent flow of people, and the baby in her arms was crying loudly.The old people propped up their arms to protect their young grandsons, yelling loudly at the barbarians.

The Jinwu guards guarding the safety of the imperial city surrounded the high platform and tried their best to block the surging crowd. I am afraid that the embankment built as a human wall will burst and cause a big mistake.

Li Xian on the second floor glanced at the increasingly fierce meeting place, feeling a chill in his heart, bowed his head and whispered something in the ear of the servant who hurried over, patted his shoulder and urged.

"Hurry up and go back, if you delay any longer, there will be big problems."

There was a look of joy on the boy's face, he gave Li Xian a thumbs up, and walked down the attic.

After a while.

The high-pitched voice overwhelmed the noise in the venue, and the shouting voice from the usual restaurant finally came in handy.

"It's just a couplet, so what's the problem!"

"Some people really use a pair of sour Shanghai couplets as a treasure to bluff people?"

With a single word, everyone in the audience was shocked.

The chaotic scene seemed to be in the middle, and time seemed to be frozen. Everyone was stunned. They turned their heads to look at the tea shop behind them.

He took down the white cloth habitually, but found that there was no desk in front of him to wipe, so he threw the white cloth over his shoulder, raised his arm and pointed at the Tubo envoy on the high platform.

"I said, you barbarian, why don't you know good from bad?"

"Second Master Li gave you the steps. Did your uncivilized head get kicked by a donkey? You don't know how to change things?"

"Could it be that you really thought you were so smart that you couldn't beat Li Erye?"

Pooh.

The boy spat on the ground, straightened his back, and pointed at the Tubo envoy.

"Listen up."

"I'm originally a clerk in the tea shop, and I don't want to participate in this matter, but you are endless, which makes the shopkeeper unhappy. At the end of the month, I must deduct my wages."

"People from Tubo, my second couplet is really simple, come and taste it for me."

After saying that, the young servant put his hands behind his back and looked like a gentleman, he squinted his eyes and spoke loudly.

"A horse got stuck in the mud, how could this beast stick its hooves?"

"Hey! That barbarian, after thinking about it, remove the table earlier, so as not to affect our store's hospitality."

wow.

The lips of the people present were wide open, and there was an expression of disbelief on their faces.

A servant who is a long-term worker in a small tea shop can fight against each other with ease and write the second couplet.

"Okay! That's right! I think this artistic conception is more satisfying than the first couplet, hahaha."

Someone among the dazed crowd was the first to react and applauded.

hooves?question?
puff.

More people laughed.

"Eternal Absolute, Eternal Absolute! Unexpectedly, this brother is hiding everything, amazing, amazing!"

"Happy! The Tubo savages on the stage, can you see the strength of my scribes in the Tang Dynasty? Even this street tea shop has people who are good at peach charms."

"A frog in the bottom of a well still thinks that he is number one in the world, do you think you are the only one who can curse?"

"That's right! We literati students of the Tang Dynasty are inquiring into knowledge, want to scold the street? Come, let us people accompany you!"

The arrogant smile on the face of the Tubo envoy disappeared, the corners of his mouth unconsciously twitched, snorted coldly, and pointed at him.

"Every man's courage, he is complacent about the last couplet."

"An unknown soldier in a yellow-brown cloth robe dares to come here to disrupt the situation! Well, I still have a couplet here, and I want to see your skills!"

"The white goose yellow has not been completely removed, and the passion does not know the height of the sky and the earth!"

The boy knew that he didn't have such talent, so he didn't want to fight with him, so he waved the white cloth over his shoulders and waved his arms.

"Your couplet is really old-fashioned and nothing new. After I entertain the two guest officers at the door, they will come to confront you."

Without waiting for everyone to react, he swaggered into the tea shop, stepped through the threshold, and rushed up to the third floor.Panting, he appeared in front of Li Xianyi's desk, waving his hands again and again.

"Guest officer, this won't work. This barbarian speaks well, and it's really hard for a small one to fight."

"It's still up to you to wait..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Xian stretched out his arm to put on the shoulder of the bowed servant, and said calmly.

"Don't panic!"

"In terms of talent, I don't think I have a few cents, but in terms of swearing, I can silence him."

Regardless of the boy's embarrassing expression, Li Xian listened again and pushed his shoulders.

"go Go!"

The boy was about to decline, when he caught a glimpse of Cheng Chumo whose fists were clenched on one side, he glared and shouted.

"The enemy is at hand, as a citizen of Tang Dynasty, if you dare to refuse, I will tie you up and send them to the martial arts competition!"

As soon as these words came out, the boy didn't dare to say any more and hurried downstairs.When he reached the threshold, he turned into a leisurely walk, and coughed lightly, attracting the attention of many discussions, before he raised his head and spoke.

"Oh! You savage is really interesting."

"Knowing that your skills are inferior to others, you play tricks to embarrass us Tang literati. If I say a few words, you still want to compete with me? Do you really think that the people of Tang Dynasty are all made of mud?"

"I think you are, the tortoise's shell has long been polished, and you can be regarded as a cunning and cunning man. You are not young, and you are holding the best things of the people of the Tang Dynasty. How immature!"

In the next sentence of the doped couplet, no matter how stupid people are, they can hear the meaning.

Amid the cheers and cheers of the crowd, the Tubo envoy secretly clenched his fists, and anger burst out of his eyes.

"A mantis' arm blocks a car, a raging tiger relies on a river, how brave is a man."

"You savage villain, if you want to come to the stage and play chess with me for three rounds!"

The figure flickered in the field of vision, and disappeared again at the door of the tea shop. The Tubo envoy was shocked and angry, and when he was about to yell at the coward, the familiar face on the third floor leaned out.

"Cicadas don't know the snow, ants get their ambitions, when will the villain quit."

"Don't embarrass yourself here! I'm not on the stage because I'm saying that you are the noble envoys, so save some face!"

"I hope you can take care of yourself and leave quickly. If not, it will hurt your peace, and it will appear that our Tang Dynasty is neglecting you!"

When the voice of the words resounded, the figure disappeared in front of the open window lattice again.

The roar of laughter erupted in the entire open ground, and the anger that everyone had borne for a long time was also released with the servant's response.

Second Master Li on the stage snorted coldly, glanced at the embarrassed and angry figure opposite, and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth.

"Shameless! I don't know what's good or bad."

"My Great Tang, Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger, in fact, you, a little barbarian, can be bullied?"

"Playing chess with a person like you who has no talent and no morals is the most shameful thing in this old man's life."

Raising his sleeves and cupping his hands towards the open window, Second Master Li bowed solemnly, his eyes full of gratitude.

"Thank you for the rescue. When I have free time, the old man will pay a visit in person."

Striding down the stage, Li Erye left quietly amidst the cheers of the crowd.

On the lonely stage, the veins on the back of the hand clenched into a fist were throbbing. The Tubo envoy gritted his teeth, crossed his arm in resentment, and pointed to the attic on the third floor.

"Coward……"

(End of this chapter)