Pirated Ronaldo

Chapter 491 An Unprecedented Own Goal
"The 12-man Benfica drew with the 1-man Manchester United in the last minute! An anecdote!"

"That guy fooled the world with a perfect shot! He deserves the world's condemnation!"

"The former Red Eagles repaid his favor magically and sent Benfica to the top 16!"

"The Yellow Submarine is unexpectedly out of the game, and the whole country of Spain is shocked!"

Incredible!Ronando's kick at the last moment of the Stadium of Light, whether it was a shot or a clearance, with this kick rewriting the score on the field to a 1:1 tie, the entire Stadium of Light cheered thunderously, and all the Portuguese were here For a moment of celebration, they had a team miraculously reached the knockout round of the Champions League, but!The sequelae that followed were also extremely violent.

Especially Portugal's neighbor Spain, the whole country has been completely mad!
This season, La Liga also has four teams entering the Champions League group stage. Among the four teams, Barcelona and Real Madrid are guaranteed to qualify one round ahead. Group, has been eliminated in the previous round, and the only suspense left is Villarreal in Group D.

Villarreal was defeated by the tenacious Bundesliga Werder Bremen at their home stadium, and finally could only accept a 0-0 draw, but it didn't matter, Manchester United was very strong, leading Benfica in the second half.

According to this score, Villarreal can just surpass Benfica by 1 point and reach the top 2 as No.16 in Group D. This is a great event for a newcomer to the Champions League, and it is also a great event for Spanish football. .

However, just as the Spanish fans were anxiously waiting for the end of the match between Manchester United and Benfica and officially started to celebrate, the situation suddenly changed. Benfica equalized the score in the last minute. This news seemed to pour cold water on the heads of many Spanish fans. But this is not what makes them most angry. If the goal at the last moment is because Manchester United, which has secured the first place in the group, did not work hard and was successfully stolen by Benfica, the Spanish fans can only curse a few words. , there is no other way.

The Premier League and La Liga are rivals. Why should Manchester United help Villarreal to fight Benfica?It is a great honor for Manchester United to lead in the second half!

but!That was not a goal scored by a Benfica player, but an own goal by Manchester United!

It doesn't matter if it's an own goal. There are too many own goals on the football field. Who can guarantee that their team will never score an own goal?

but!The person who scored the own goal was none other than Ronaldinho, one of the heroes of Benfica's triple crown half a year ago. He just transferred to Manchester United this summer.
Was Benfica's old player Ronaldo scoring this own goal?That has to be tolerated!What can you do if you can't bear it?If someone makes a mistake and hits the ball into your own gate, even if you doubt it, who can explain what happened in the football field in a split second? You can't force a star not to make mistakes.

but!As long as you have seen the so-called "own goal", you must shut up!

That's not a rescue at all!No matter from which angle you look at it, you can't say with the cheek that Ronando's kick was to clear the siege, and no player in the world would kick the ball like that for a clearance!He rushed up quickly, and there was a slight pause the moment his foot came out, and then he turned his right foot sideways, and kicked the ball out with the inside of the right foot with the largest contact surface!
The final flight trajectory of the ball also proves this point, it is a shot!It is definitely not a rescue!

As long as you have a little football knowledge, you have to dare to say in front of the Spanish fans that it was a kick to clear the siege, and the Spanish fans will dare to slap you!Damn it!Your family is kicking like this!

condemn him!shameless!scold him!Let him never hold his head up in European football!Curse him!Such a player who disregards professional ethics dares to participate in the selection of the European Golden Boy Award!No matter how skilled such a player is, is he qualified to be the object of worship of many fans?He is a disgrace to football and deserves to be flogged to death...

Of course, the one who was so angry with Ronando must be Spain, who was the most injured. Fans from other countries laughed more: Damn!That baby is so talented, she can do this kind of thing!
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UEFA President and Swede Renate Johansen: "We will set up a special investigation team to conduct a detailed investigation on whether there are factors other than the game for the second goal in the match between Manchester United and Benfica on December 12. Investigation. The result of this match is valid pending the results of the investigation."

Angela Bilal, President of the Spanish Football Association: "I watched the game video carefully, and the result was shocking! Spain will organize football experts to conduct technical analysis, hoping to help the UEFA investigation team!"

Manuel Pellegrini, head coach of Villarreal: "We played the best season, we also successfully broke through the troubles of the death group, and grabbed the qualifying place in Group D. However, the No. 22 God's feet leave us with nothing in an instant, what else can we do but pray for the real God to come?"

Villarreal chairman Roig: "This is shameless theft! The Portuguese stole our treasure. They have an accomplice who happens to be wearing a Manchester United jersey!"

Platini, vice president of UEFA and president of the French Football Association: "If it was premeditated, we should deal with it seriously! But before finding out the truth, I hope that all parties concerned will exercise restraint."

The referee on duty, Belgian Dondalini: "From the referee's point of view, there is no problem with that goal, including Manchester United player Cristiano Ronaldo's free kick caused by kicking down the opposing player. It is in accordance with the rules of football, so I award that goal."

Argentine football king Maradona: "I guarantee it with my personality! It was a very high-level shot! If it wasn't a shot, I would eat the ball myself!"

European football, and even world football, are in turmoil. Everyone is discussing the "own goal" scored by Ronaldo at the Stadium of Light. To be honest, many people believe in the president of the Spanish Football Association and the Argentine football king. As Maradona said, it was a shot, and it was a calm and high-level shot, but as the referee Dondalini said, this goal is no problem from the rules of the game. It is impossible for the referee to invalidate the goal, that is to say, Villarreal will suffer the loss!
investigation?technical analysis?There is wool!Unless someone dares to dissect Ronando's brain to see what he was thinking at the time, but!Does such an instrument exist on Earth?
Daredevil!All put the label on the 18-year-old Manchester United star's head.

Spain's sworn enemy!This is the second label that Ronaldo has gained. After offending Real Madrid and Barcelona successively, this time his unprecedented own goal made him offend the whole of Spain!
Of course, Portugal, the beneficiary of the own goal, and England, who did not want to be involved, both chose to support Ronaldo, or spoke cautiously, or simply kept silent to avoid getting angry. It can be said that Ronaldo's this Invisibly, England and Portugal on both sides of the strait have faintly become a pair of allies. Although this kind of relationship is not rare for the English, what can be done?

The first to bear the brunt was Ferguson, who was the first person who couldn't escape the press of the media.

Manchester United coach Ferguson: "I am sorry for the second goal in the game, which cost us a handy victory. But I believe my players did not intend to do that. Cristiano Ronaldo is A young player, he has not undergone systematic football training, and his basic skills are not solid enough. In that kind of fierce competition, he made mistakes that should not have been made. We should not be too demanding on an 18-year-old kid. He has entered the profession It’s only been one year in football and this year is also the first time to participate in the Champions League at a high level. Mistakes are inevitable.”

mistake!Of course it was a mistake!

After Ferguson finished that shot, although he was full of anger, he was still rational, and immediately used the last substitution spot, quickly replacing Ronando from the field, not daring to let this The troublemaker stayed on the field, and arranged for assistant coach Queiroz to keep an eye on him!

Ferguson has been coaching Manchester United for 19 years. If it has been more than 30 years since he officially became the head coach, although he has never encountered such a thing, his experience tells him that the more troublesome the more calm it is.

If this little guy like Ronando really wants to get his brains on the pitch, and shouts "I just wanted to shoot on purpose", then everything will be over, not only Manchester United's new genius Ronando himself, but Manchester United will follow suit Bad luck, bad luck!A guy who seriously challenges the bottom line of a player's professional ethics will definitely be severely punished by UEFA, and the FA can only bite the bullet and impose severe penalties. The suspension is light, and it is not impossible to get a lifetime ban. Manchester United Not only will the reputation be ruined, the season will be ruined, and the investment will also be ruined.

Grounded!Move into the youth team quarters at Carrington Castle and stay!Without Ferguson's consent, you are not allowed to go out without permission!
This time, Ferguson really lost his temper. Ronando, who was protected like a giant panda, received such an order just after returning to Manchester, not even letting him go back to his home in Salford.

Ferguson's handling was very timely. At this time, not only the English media wanted to interview Ronando, but also well-known media from all over Europe sent reporters to Manchester to join in the fun and dig up news. If Ronando returns home, he will not be able to escape no matter what. If he doesn't answer questions, those crazy reporters will never let him go.

The center of the whirlpool of public opinion throughout Europe, this guy who insists on challenging the moral bottom line of players has put himself on the crater.

On December 12, the Manchester United Club held a press conference, which was hosted by assistant coach Queiroz himself.

Queiroz first announced that Manchester United lost a victory because Ronaldo "accidentally" scored an "own goal" in the game. At this time, he was very guilty and his mood fluctuated greatly. The club has arranged psychological counseling The teacher is giving Ronando psychological counseling, so Ronando can't answer the reporter's questions in person.

Then, Queiroz read a statement written by Ronaldo himself on his behalf: "...At that time, the game was very tense. After 90 minutes of the game, I felt a lot of pain in my right calf. Afterwards, I was checked by the team doctor. When Benfica player Ricardo Rocha kicked him down, the muscle on the back of his calf swelled. It was because of the pain in the calf that my last kick to clear the siege was deformed, which had disastrous consequences..."

The media questioned whether Ronaldo and Benfica had a behind-the-scenes deal?That's impossible!
Ronando's former teammate and benfica defender ricardo rocha did give ronando a hard kick just a few minutes before ronando's super own goal. He also received a yellow card. Going back further, Ronando seldom played well in the game, but after returning to the defense quickly with a kick, he successfully destroyed Benfica's defense of a deadly pass. That was Benfica's best in the game A chance to score, without Ronaldo, Manchester United may have fallen behind in the first half.

Questioned that Ronando's last kick was not a clearance, but a shot?

That's because he was injured at the time, and his movements were deformed due to nervousness. The reason why the clearance looked like a shot is easy to explain. Who can guarantee what the kicked ball will look like after the deformation of the movements?Because it is out of control, no one can predict what it will look like, and neither can Ronando himself!
On Friday, December 12th, the FA temporarily announced that the award ceremony for the best player in the Premier League in November, which was originally scheduled to be held before Manchester United's home game on Sunday, was postponed and postponed for some reason.

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In the 2005-06 season, the top 16 teams in the UEFA Champions League were born, and the Premier League achieved great success. A total of four teams reached the knockout stage, occupying a quarter of the entire European country. The reputation of the first league is worthy of the name, including Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United. First, Chelsea are second in the group after Liverpool in the same group, which means that none of the four Premier League teams fell behind any other non-Premier League team in the group stage.

Serie A 3 teams: Inter Milan, AC Milan, Juventus.

La Liga 2 teams: Barcelona, ​​Real Madrid.

Ligue 2 [-] teams: Lyon, Lille,
Eredivisie 2 teams: Ajax, PSV Eindhoven.

Bundesliga: Bayern Munich; Soviet Super League: Glasgow Rangers; Portuguese Super League: Benfica.

According to UEFA competition rules, the draw rules for the UEFA Champions League Round of 1 are the strictest, including that teams belonging to the same country will not face each other, teams with No.[-] scores in each group will not face each other, and teams in the same group in the group stage Not against each other.

In other words, eight No.1 groups will fall into the upper half, and the other eight No.2 groups will fall into the lower half, paired in pairs.

For a while, the attention of European football was focused on the grouping of the Champions League knockout round. Of course, due to the new grievances between Manchester United and Spanish football, which team Manchester United will meet in the knockout round has become the focus of attention , this year's La Liga only two teams have reached the knockout rounds, of which Barcelona is the first in Group C, and Real Madrid is just the second in Group F. If La Liga wants revenge, it is best for Real Madrid to touch Manchester United. There is a good show to watch, the meeting of these two teams is definitely a classic blockbuster!
At the same time, Benfica, which accidentally reached the top 16, is undoubtedly the soft persimmon among all the teams. So, which team with the first place in the group will encounter this soft persimmon?The media have speculated that the Premier League team is out of play, and the most likely one is Barcelona. Letting a La Liga team end Benfica's Champions League trip is also a good show.

UEFA's knockout group draw ceremony will be held at the UEFA headquarters in Nyon, Switzerland at 16:19 on the evening of the [-]th. By then, everything will be clear.

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Ronando was grounded, and he didn't care much about it. Anyway, things have been done, and it's superfluous to think about anything.

Will Ferguson ban Ronaldo from the team?That's impossible. Manchester United is short of major generals. Even if the old man gets angry again, he can't suspend Ronando. He put Ronando in the youth team dormitory. What should not be said in front of the reporter, Ronando fully understands this, after all, he has brought a lot of unnecessary trouble to Manchester United and Ferguson.

On the contrary, when a group of young players mingled in his room and chatted, everyone felt sorry for him.

Darren Fletcher said: "You will definitely not get the Golden Boy Award. Even if you have more votes than Messi, the Torino Sports News will not dare to award you the award!"

Everyone nodded again and again, this is indeed the truth, the current Ronando is "a guilty body", and UEFA will organize an investigation. At this juncture, "Torino Sport" has the courage to dare to risk the world It's a big mistake to award the Golden Boy Award to Ronando. If Ronando's deception is done on purpose, the Golden Boy Award will be destroyed.

Ronando said indifferently: "I couldn't get it in the first place! Discussing that useless thing, it's better to think about our own game... In other words, did the old man say anything, and will he suspend me for the next game?"

"You bastard, are you afraid sometimes?" Rooney laughed and said, "Don't make trouble anymore, the old man will never ignore the team's performance. The following games will not be easy. Everton, Wigan Athletic, Vera, they are not rich, but they are not easy to deal with! Hey, whoever hurt me, it is useless to worry now..."

When Rooney heard Rooney's words, Ronando rolled his eyes and said, "Wayne, are you free these two days? Do you want to find something for you to do, um... a very good thing!"

Before Rooney could speak, Gerard Pique complained, "Can you do something good? Wayne, don't listen to him! Think about it, we went to Upton Park to play a game, and he took the inside Brother O was cheated, he went to Lisbon to play a game, and now he cheated me too! The Spanish fans are now talking about Manchester United, and they are gnashing their teeth with hatred. As a Manchester United player, I was scolded bloody by the way... Wayne, be careful not to be betrayed by him."

Ronando laughed and scolded: "Fuck you Gerrard! You honestly find an English chick, and you can be Manchester United's son-in-law here!"

Gerard Pique yelled in fright: "That's impossible! I still want to find Shakira. She wants to become a Spanish citizen. How can I be the son-in-law of Manchester United?"

Everyone laughed and said, "Pike, what happened to you and your Shakira?  …

(End of this chapter)