Pirated Ronaldo

Chapter 480 Lao Lei's Small Abacus
"Look! Portsmouth today is a little different from usual, they are wearing red socks!"

"The socks of the Pompeii Legion have always been blue! It has been since World War II, and it is to commemorate Portsmouth becoming an important military port in the south!"

"What a joke! Pompeii wants to imitate West Ham and come up with a red, blue and white match!"

"Haha! What a ****! Do you think you can turn into a hammer to help West Ham by wearing red socks?"

Portsmouth, who played in an away game, quickly attracted the attention of Manchester United fans because the socks on their players' feet were too eye-catching. The original Portsmouth jersey was a typical blue team style, with a blue shirt. There is a white wide edge on the lower edge of the shoulders on both sides, extending from the armpit to the hem of the jersey, white shorts, blue socks, this combination of blue + white is very popular in English football, but today, playing The socks of the Portsmouth players were all replaced with bright red.

The Hammers help West Ham with a special combination of red, blue and white, a sauce red top, blue sleeves, white shorts, red or blue socks, that is West Ham's unique style.

The British flag is often called the Union Jack, which is composed of red, white and blue. The red and blue on the West Ham jersey are well coordinated, but today's Portsmouth can't do it. Their players stand there, It gives people a weird feeling. The blue people only have two dazzling red legs. When they run, they are even more unsightly. Those fast-swinging legs in red socks look like they are in contact with the body. They separated and became monsters without legs, or were temporarily fitted with two artificial legs.

All in all, the Portsmouth players looked weird on the pitch and it was hilarious.

"Today's weather is very suitable for the game. It is cloudy, the temperature is 4 degrees Celsius, and there is no wind. The Red Devils at home launched the offensive first, and the ball was handed over to No. 22 Cristiano Ronaldo on the right! Our old man Prince Trafford!… The Portuguese young player Ronaldo has left a deep impression on the fans this season. He has grown rapidly under the witness of everyone. Now he is calm, tough, and quite mature General temperament, this kind of temperament is extremely rare in a player who is only 18 years old."

"Toe poke! A nimble, ferocious sideways sprint! . . . so beautiful! Our prince showed off one of his most classic dribbles as he slid past 32 Lomana Lualua, Portsmouth , move on..."

"Ronando's wing breakthrough caused tension among the Portsmouth players! No. 40 Salif Dior, No. 16 Andy Griffin, double-team defense! ... Pass! The ball came from Ronaldo He flew out under his feet and accurately found No. 8 Wayne Rooney who followed up in the middle! The exquisite cooperation between the Manchester United twin stars is flawless!..."

Manchester United's game today, according to Ferguson's words, is to build up confidence and take Portsmouth as their whetstone!
It doesn't matter if Portsmouth wears blue socks or red socks, they are just mediocre Portsmouth, they will not become Chelsea, and they will not become Liverpool. Against such a team with the strength of Manchester United For the team, as long as they play their own style and momentum, it is not difficult to win. The key is to show the spirit of the new Manchester United to the fans and to themselves through this battle.

From now on, Manchester United's attitude towards the game will be different: serious, dedicated, fierce, calm, ruthless, meticulous, persistent...

In short, Manchester United must achieve the temperament that an excellent team should have. A ferocious Red Devils formed by a group of Manchester United players, a new invincible team that is no less majestic than the Red Devils in the 90s.

The commentator at Old Trafford was so clever that he used a new term "Red Devils" at the beginning of the game.

The Red Devils are obviously different from the Red Devils in the 90s, and also different from Manchester United in the last two seasons. Although this is just a name change, it immediately gives people a refreshing feeling. The Legion, in European football fields On the Internet, the so-called legion, corps and other titles abound, it is to remind people of a rigorous, brave and fearless army, which can inspire people and bring a sense of iron, blood and toughness. A team like Manchester United , has always had a tenacious style, and is called the Legion, which is very appropriate.

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In the stands, tens of thousands of Manchester United fans were roaring hard, cheering for their players who made wonderful moves on the pitch. The Manchester United fans this season are very happy. Since the beginning of the season, Manchester United have played well. , and the more they played the better, even the giant Chelsea was defeated by Manchester United. This is a rare phenomenon in the last two seasons. Countless Manchester United fans have already recognized this "New Manchester United" .

On the sidelines of the pitch, the chubby Scottish old man is still standing there. He is known as a landscape of Manchester United. Where there is Manchester United, there is this old man.

At this moment, Ferguson squinted his eyes, staring greedily at the field in front of him, unable to see whether he was satisfied with the game or not.

On the other side of the fourth official, a few meters away from Ferguson, is Portsmouth's rookie coach Lao Lei.

In other words, Lao Lei is really ugly, just like his mind is a little crooked, his face is also a little crooked, the right half of his face is slightly drooping, causing the corner of his right eye to obviously slant down, and Ferguson on the other side is just like that. It’s not enough to be famous and handsome, with the simple and honest appearance of an old farmer. The old Lei on this side is even uglier. He is 58 years old, and his old appearance is already obvious. In addition, his appearance is crooked. Wearing a thick woolen coat, you can't see much of the demeanor of England's first head coach.

Lao Lei's eyes were gloomy and a little erratic. He swept around the court, and sometimes turned his head to look at Ferguson once or twice.

Did Lao Lei and Ferguson have any grudges in the past?Why did he provoke Manchester United and also Ferguson?

This is not true. Although Lao Lei has officially served as the head coach of West Ham since 1994 and has a certain competitive relationship with Ferguson, in general, the friendship between them is more than the hatred. The relationship between Manchester United and West Ham is also considered harmonious. On the one hand, West Ham cannot shake Manchester United's strong position in the league. On the other hand, the youth training systems of Manchester United and West Ham are tied for the best youth training camps in England. They sometimes need to communicate with each other. Another important point is that Lao Lei will come to trouble, and he knows who can offend and who is best not to offend.

Ferguson served as the coach of the Scottish national team for a short time before he became the coach of Manchester United. He can be regarded as a head coach with status.

In the Premier League in the 90s, Lao Lei not only would not take the initiative to offend Ferguson, but also often helped Ferguson beat the side drums and jointly deal with Arsenal and Tottenham. Therefore, Lao Lei and Ferguson had a good personal relationship. It is said that Lao Lei left When West Ham first arrived in Portsmouth, they also consulted Ferguson about the introduction of Nigerian striker Yakubu. The core of Tesmouth's attack.

So, since Ferguson was so friendly to Lao Lei, this time Lao Lei returned to Portsmouth, why did he take Ferguson first to make a move?

Difficult!Lao Lei is a shrewd person. In fact, his biggest opponent is not the head coach of another team, but the chairman of Portsmouth Mandalic. Lao Lei returned to Portsmouth in just a few days and caused a stir Throbbing, in order to suppress Mandalic's head in momentum!What he wants is to defeat Mandarich and become the absolute master of Portsmouth!
At the same time, Lao Lei is also a standard interest supremacist!friendship?Can the friendship between colleagues be called friendship?

Today, because the two teams have a common enemy, their head coaches can become friends. Tomorrow, when the two teams have conflicts of interest, the so-called friendship between the two head coaches is useless. The trash can be thrown into the trash can without hesitation!

Lao Lei is such a person. In his eyes, the most important thing is profit. All human relations are for his own benefit, without exception!

Ferguson is a meritorious coach in the Premier League, a legend in the first decade of the Premier League, and the only Jazz among active coaches, but!So what?After all, Ferguson is old. The old man is 64 years old this year. As he is also 58 years old, Lao Lei knows very well that age is an insurmountable obstacle. Although Ferguson had gray hair ten years ago, his body shape was not out of shape. Wearing a pair of silver-rimmed glasses, he has the demeanor of a handsome man, but now Ferguson can no longer pretend to be a handsome man, just a fat old Scottish man.

What's so scary about Ferguson?Maybe I will retire soon, and I can only plant flowers and play with birds in my own garden, what a terrible thing!
That's what Lao Lei thinks. Anyway, Ferguson is about to retire, and Harry Redknapp can still toss in the Premier League for a few more years. At this time, if he can step on the head of the legendary coach Ferguson and jump up In a flash, when Ferguson retires, he may be the No. 1 handsome man in the Premier League, and he may even be able to mix with a certain wealthy team for two years!It's a pity that Lao Lei didn't become the coach of a wealthy family after spending his whole life.

The corner of Lao Lei's mouth twitched fiercely, and he looked at the calm Ferguson on the other side again, secretly proud in his heart, he believed that the other party had already understood what he meant.

"Hey! If you're just bluffing, and I have a tacit match, preferably a draw, then hello and hello. But if you really want to blow my team to pieces, go build your new Manchester United dynasty , then I'm sorry old man, I'm not a vegetarian when I'm in a hurry!...I can't compare with you, I'm six years younger than you! Can I not care about this season's ranking...Can you?"

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"Successful interception! Manchester United's captain No. 2 Gary Neville made a beautiful forward attack and accurately broke the ball at the foot of Portsmouth striker No. 9 Hazard Karadas! Pass! The ball is fast Passed to midfielder Paul Scholes!...a side kick out of nowhere! Wonderful! Paul Scholes used a kick similar to a dance, non-stop ball with the outside of his left foot Ball sent! No. 20 Ole Solskjaer got the ball, go for it!"

"Manchester United's fast break was clean and beautiful! The ball was transferred quickly and was brought to Portsmouth's half-court area in a blink of an eye!"

"The visiting team Portsmouth can't keep up with Manchester United's offensive rhythm! Their defense is in chaos! This is a good opportunity! Today Portsmouth boldly arranged a 3-5-2 formation with three defenders, trying to use five. The defensive line composed of three midfielders made it difficult for Manchester United to break through, but we saw that the boys of Manchester United played very smartly. It works! Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp's formation is very difficult to achieve."

"Portsmouth right-back No. 2 Linwo Primus rushed up to block! This is an England veteran, 32 years old, who played for Charlton last season... Solskjaer turned his back, and he suddenly slammed The front fell! We saw that No. 2 Linwo Primus made a push behind Solskjaer! ... The ball was still passed! No. 8 Wayne Rooney rushed up! The referee Chris Foy signaled the game to continue, and the offense is favorable!"

Manchester United not only has a fast offensive rhythm, but the players on the field are also very fierce!

Danish striker Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is a 32-year-old player with a serious knee injury, but he still insisted on passing the ball to Rooney's feet when he was suddenly pushed down. It was a rare opportunity to attack, and the little fat Rooney was also unequivocal. After receiving the pass, he quickly moved forward, forced the opponent's midfielder No. 26 Gary O'Neill, and rushed into the penalty area.

The disadvantages of Portsmouth's back three have been revealed!
Because Manchester United attacked too fast, Portsmouth's midfield interception effect was not obvious. When Rooney rushed into the penalty area, another defender was attracted by Ronando who came in from the wing, causing a frontal block. For Rooney, only central defender No. 6 Brian Persky is left as a defensive player.

The tall Danish central defender Brian Perski is a tough Nordic big man, but his reaction speed is not as good as Rooney.

On the court, Rooney suddenly stopped and turned, forcibly opened a gap in the penalty area, and shot with his foot!

boom!
The ball was like a cannonball, flew from the lawn, flew straight to the goal, dodged the opponent's goalkeeper's arm, and slammed into the goal!
"GOAL! GOAL! G————O—————A————L——————————L————————————————— ——L!!"

There was thunderous cheers at Old Trafford, and all the Manchester United fans shouted happily. Today, Manchester United not only took the initiative in every aspect of the field, but also scored very well. Only in the 18th minute of the first half, they knocked open The opponent's defense, and it was England's native Rooney who scored the goal. This is Rooney's first goal after the league failed in October. It is gratifying to congratulate.

"Rooney! Tank! Manchester United genius!"

"Long live! Long live the new Manchester United!"

"Brilliant Manchester United! The Red Devils return victorious!"

Portsmouth has changed a head coach, even if it is the famous England coach Redknapp, so what?

Under the powerful blow of Manchester United, Portsmouth has no power to fight back. They want a draw?That is simply a dream!Don't think about it!
Under the iron heels of the Red Devils, it is best for a low-level team like Portsmouth to surrender obediently and save their energy on other opponents. If they try their best to fight against Manchester United, the ending will definitely be miserable !Just like today's Portsmouth, they put up a defensive line of five midfielders and fought tenaciously, but they failed after only 18 minutes. If they continue to play like this, who knows how many goals they will concede?
Manchester United took the lead easily. The players happily hugged and celebrated on the field. Ferguson on the sidelines happily raised his hands above his head and applauded the fans in the stands. His expression was very confident. This scene immediately won the applause of the fans. Cheers were heard, and the Manchester United fans who were near Ferguson's side behind the bench cheered and took the initiative to create a Mexican wave, that is, the fans sat down and stood up in an orderly row, creating a tumbling wave. Spectacular, these fans soon got a warm response from other fans.

Shouting, applause, applause, waves of Mexicans, and Ferguson with a relaxed smile... This scene is so familiar. It used to be the iconic scene of the Red Devils in Old Trafford in its glory days.

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A haze appeared over Harry Redknapp's distorted face.

Lao Lei felt that he had been fooled, and he felt angry at being played by others. As for who he was fooled by, Ferguson or himself, Lao Lei now has no time to think about it. In his vision, today's It's not impossible for Manchester United to win, but they must not win so easily, leaving Lao Lei with no way out.

In Lao Lei's imagination, what should Ferguson do after being provoked by him?

Ferguson should do this: On the one hand, he declared to the media in a high-profile manner that Manchester United will not compromise after being threatened, but on the other hand, Ferguson should tell his players to stop playing a little when they are on the court, at least let Portsmouth To save face, for example, in the first half of the time, when the time is spent in the first half, when you wait until a certain time in the second half, you suddenly speed up and rush for a while. It is best to score a goal. With the hope of winning, Portsmouth also took care of face and will not be forced to desperately.

but!Lao Lei judges others by himself, he guessed wrong!Today's Ferguson is going to kill someone!It was he who killed it, Harry Redknapp!
Lao Lei's chest heaved violently. Judging from the current situation, if he doesn't do anything, he will face a bloodbath in his first game after returning to Portsmouth!There is also a more serious consequence. His intimidation of Manchester United has failed. If he endures it, no matter which team he intimidates in the future, they will no longer take Redknapp's words seriously. , this is a fact he cannot accept...

(End of this chapter)