Pirated Ronaldo

Chapter 473 Please stop eating!
kill him!Kill that Portuguese!The Hammers are not the Jokers! "

Upton Park became violent again, which is absolutely unavoidable. The always proud West Ham fans, how can they stand being slapped in the face like this, it is more unbearable for them than digging their ancestors' graves.

The majestic England Hammers, targeting an 18-year-old foreign player, have been brought to such a miserable state that they are about to "be famous all over the world". If these people can let it go, the sun will really come out from the west. The fans might have flinched and chose to hide and lick their wounds quietly because of Ronando's power, but Ronando's "eating" has already pushed all West Ham fans to the corner and to the top.

This time, the roar of the West Ham fans gave people a heart-piercing pain. They really hurt, and they will never forgive someone again...

The on-duty referee Steven? Bennett felt really hard!
Ronando raised his injured finger for the first time, causing fans to riot. Steven Bennett showed a yellow card. Yellow card?
Whose business is it that a player eats a banana?With this yellow card, two yellows turned into one red, and he was kicked out of the field?absurd!
Or warn that number 22 to stop eating bananas?Steven Bennett looked in the direction of the Manchester United bench with a bitter face, and immediately stopped his own thoughts. The reason is very simple, it is just a banana, and the little Portuguese ancestor of Manchester United has already eaten it in two bites. At the moment, he is hiding himself in a chair on the bench to avoid being hit by the fans in the stands with debris.

Why!Steven Bennett sighed and waved his hand to let the fourth official inform the coaches of both sides to temporarily suspend the game!Waiting for stadium staff to pick up their own fans...

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In front of Manchester United's bench, more than a dozen players are crowded in front of a row of benches. This area is the safest, with a partition made of tempered glass behind them and a canopy above their heads. The fans in the stands just throw Even a piece of iron could not hit them. At the moment, the players were all winking, but when their eyes glanced at Ronando who was hiding in the chair, their eyes were a little different from before.

Where is the head coach Ferguson?The old man at this moment is very interesting. He is sitting on his special chair, with his elbows on his thighs, and his face is buried in his fat palms.

The old man is snickering!As the coach of Manchester United, of course he can't smile openly, but it doesn't prevent him from entertaining himself there alone.

On the other side of the bench, Gerard Pique and Ronando huddled together.

Gerald Pique asked quietly: "Hi! Was my expression cool just now? How many newspapers do you think will make me headlines?"

On the other side, Rooney reached out and poked Gerard Pique's arm, jokingly said: "There is another one, do you want to keep it as a collection?"

"Oh! That's a good idea!" Gerard Pique whispered: "Maybe we can auction off the remaining banana and make a fortune! The West Ham fans will go crazy Take it back!"

Ronando grinned and said with a chuckle: "Hey! I can guarantee that before you get the money, the West Ham fans will use bricks to blow up your handsome face!"

Gerald Pique didn't care: "God bears witness! I'm just an accomplice...you are the murderer! Brother, the Port of London will be your restricted area from now on. If you don't play with the team, don't enter here. You will be punished by tens of thousands." East Londoners catch you and turn you into bacon jerky!"

The security guards at Upton Park Stadium worked very efficiently. A few minutes later, they arrested a group of leading "troublemakers" again. On the field, Ronando grabbed Gerard Pique's arm before going on the field.

"Hey! Brother, you must keep an eye on that banana, you know?"

"Don't worry, I will protect it like my life... Cristiano, this banana belongs to me, right? I think I can find a way to make it a collectible..."

"No! Listen! I'm going to eat it later!"

"...Eat it?...Hey! What do you mean? Don't tell me...you want to score again..."

Gerard Pique looked at Ronando who was running into the stadium quickly, then turned his head and glanced at the stadium stands on all sides, quickly retracted his neck, and let his tall body retract into the chair. This time, Even Gerald Pique, who is not afraid of anything, feels a little scared.

That kid is really ruthless!If anyone offends him, he must be prepared to be chopped down with a knife and whipped to death!

Fortunately, that kid is my friend...

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The referee Steven Bennett showed West Ham central defender Anton Ferdinand a yellow card for throwing Ronaldo in the penalty area. The nature of East Ferdinand's foul is not too much to give a red card, but this yellow card is not the biggest trouble for West Ham.

West Ham on the pitch has become a dilemma. They are behind in the score, and it is time to go all out. However, Manchester United's strong attack power also makes them very scrupulous.

Compared to Ronaldo's right, Manchester United's Ryan Giggs on the left and Rooney in the center are both powerful offensive weapons. The pressure they bring to the defensive side in the game is stronger than that of Ronaldo , whether it is Ryan Giggs or Rooney, they need to deploy heavy troops to resist. Once the defensive force is weakened, these two good attackers with different characteristics can easily penetrate the defense line.

If, coupled with the lessons that have already brought blood, Ronaldo scored two goals, Manchester United has the ability to attack cities in three attack directions!

After West Ham guarded against Manchester United's offense in three directions at the same time, they were able to invest very little force in the offense. What ability did they have to counterattack?
Shortly after the start of the game, there was a dramatic scene on the court.

Teddy Sheringham, the captain of West Ham: "Brothers! Step up the attack! The two sides come up!"

Hayden Mullins, the core midfielder: "Steady the defense! We still have time... Don't mess up! Stand firm and counterattack!"

Well, the two commanders of West Ham on the field each issued contradictory orders to their teammates. At this moment, the players on the field became at a loss, and some players immediately looked at the head coach Alan Par Du, hoped to get clear instructions from the head coach, but they were very disappointed. At this moment, Alan Pardue was pulling two substitute players to give orders in a low voice, and did not notice that there had been serious differences among the players on the field.

A defensive defender, an attacking midfielder?

From the two players who accepted the orders of Alan Pardue, that is, the two players who may come off the bench, it is impossible to see that Alan Pardue is more inclined to attack or defend next?

At this time, the hero of West Ham's goal today, 26-year-old striker Marlon Haywood, ran to midfield commander Hayden Mullins and slapped him on the shoulder!

"Hayden! Didn't you hear what the captain said? We need to step up our attack now! Only ten minutes left!"

Hayden Mullins, who was pushed, became angry on the spot: "Oh! SHIT! What do you mean, fat man?"

Fatty?West Ham striker Marlon Heywood is indeed very fat. If you only look at the physical data, he is comparable to Chelsea's famous black striker Didier Drogba. He is 188cm tall and weighs 90kg. He is almost the second World of Warcraft, but , anyone who sees Marlon Harwood will not think he is a striker who can be compared with Didier Drogba.

He is too fat!The whole body is full of fat, the whole body is rolling, and it trembles when running, especially the two large lumps of fat on the chest, like a super big nurse.

Therefore, Marlon Haywood hated people calling him "Fatty" very much. Of course, his teammates on the team knew this habit and usually avoided using this name to provoke him.

Now, Marlon Heywood, who was publicly called "Fatty", his eyes were almost spitting fire. He took a step towards Hayden Mullins, half threatening and half mocking: "Bastard! You are just a guy from Crystal Palace... you Do you think you are the captain of the field? Sorry, you are nothing!"

Hearing this, Hayden Mullins spat on the ground and stared back unwillingly: "I'm not your direct descendant of West Ham, but I was the club's best player last season!"

In other words, within the West Ham team, there are also factional conflicts. Of course, the most powerful faction is from the West Ham youth training camp. Forward Marlon Heywood is one of the bosses, and Hayden Mullin Si joined the team for two and a half years. He is also a veteran. He is not only the core of the midfielder, but also the hero of the team's return to the Premier League. His qualifications in the team are tougher than captain Sheringham.

Marlon Haywood and Hayden Mullins had an argument, but the game was going on, and it wouldn't stop just because they had an argument!
Maybe God wants to have trouble with today's West Ham. Just when the West Ham players had a dispute with their two core players and were a little absent-minded, the situation on the court suddenly changed!
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney suddenly rushed to West Ham midfielder No. 7 Christian Daley, who was in possession of the ball, and successfully intercepted the ball!
This time West Ham is in big trouble. What kind of player is Rooney?That is the main striker of the England national team with comprehensive skills. Very dangerous, a player like Rooney can threaten the goal in the blink of an eye.

Central defender Anton Ferdinand yelled anxiously: "Be careful! Retreat! Stop him!"

However, Anton Ferdinand's reminder was obviously too late. Christian Daly, who was intercepted by the ball, went to grab Rooney with a backhand.
a mess!
In West Ham's big penalty area, Anton Ferdinand rushed towards Rooney desperately, trying to block the opponent's kick. Another defender No. 4 Gabbiton also rushed towards Rooney, running halfway. He jumped forward and flew forward, using his body as a cannonball, and threw it in front of Rooney, hoping to stop the opponent, even if it was a foul.

boom!Rooney still kicked and shot hard!
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"Manchester United striker No. 8 Wayne Rooney hits the goal from inside the penalty area! This shot is very powerful! The left side of the goal! ...Goalkeeper No. 1 Roy Carroll flew sideways! Beautiful! Double fist attack! Beautiful! Roy Carroll saved West Ham! He blocked Wayne Rooney's powerful shot! Two fists blocked the ball!...Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney's shot was like a cannonball, very difficult to defend, this time Rooney E. Carroll performed at a super high level, and his saves were accurate and timely!"

"The ball... oh! The ball fell to the left of the penalty area... Manchester United player! A Manchester United player rushed up like lightning!...Impossible! His speed is so fast! Where did he run from!... "

With the terrified shouts of the on-site commentator, everyone saw it!

There is really a Manchester United player wearing a white jersey and black shorts, running towards the ball at high speed!

No!To be precise, the word "run" can no longer be used to describe it, but "fly" should be used!The speed of this player is so fast that there seems to be only afterimages left in the air, and it is so fast that no one can see the jersey number on the back of that player clearly!Paul Konchesky, who was rushing towards the ball from nearby, was as fast as a snail!

Ronando!That can only be Ronando!And it's Super Ronando in the "Three Seconds God" state!

In other words, this is also the fault of the West Ham fans themselves. After Ronando's last goal, the goal celebration time was first, and then the game was temporarily suspended due to the fans' disturbance. Therefore, although only two points have passed on the game time card It's been a long time, but Ronando's 10-minute skill cooling time has passed, and it's time for him to activate his special skills again.

What are you waiting for?When West Ham goalkeeper Roy Carroll saved the ball, in West Ham's penalty area, due to Rooney's shot, the two central defenders who were trying to block fell to the ground. Nando, of course, will not let go of this good opportunity.

Start "Three Seconds God"!Go forward desperately!

At this time, Ronando didn't even think about whether he would be caught by scientists for an autopsy after running faster than the world record for sprinting. All he could think about was rushing forward and shooting.

The sudden and fast charge made other players on the field uncomfortable. Even the fans in the stands, because they had been paying attention to Rooney's shot, couldn't figure out where Ronando came from. It is very strange that this white figure just appeared out of thin air!
West Ham defender Paul Konchesky was not as fast as Ronando, this time, it can only be a tragedy.

Tens of thousands of West Ham fans in the audience once again experienced a cruel moment. They watched the white afterimage in a daze, rushed into the penalty area at an astonishingly high speed, and easily grabbed Paul Kong, who was closer to the ball. In front of Chesky, he stretched his foot and touched the ball.

Until now, when the speed of the afterimage slowed down, everyone discovered in horror that there was a big number on that jersey: "22"!
It turned out to be the disaster star Ronando again!The catastrophe that West Ham people hate, Cristiano Ronando!
A painful howl suddenly came from the stands: "Ah! Why is it him again! Why! Why!..." The howl came suddenly, but it hit West Ham like a heavy hammer. People's hearts make them feel difficult to breathe, and everyone feels that their eyes have become ethereal and unreal.

However, no one could answer the howling guy, and in fact others kept asking: Why him again?

Snapped!
Ronando in the penalty area easily kicked the ball into West Ham's goal again, and there was another empty goal!Goalkeeper Roy Carroll just got up from the ground because he saved Rooney's shot. There was no way to move himself into the right position to prevent the ball from being shot into the net.

Three goals!This terrifying Manchester United No. 22 actually scored the ball into West Ham's goal three times in a row in this game...

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The referee Steven Bennett wanted to cry aggrievedly!He even wanted to tear off the whistle hanging around his neck and throw it on the ground. I quit!
When Ronando rushed into the penalty area and shot successfully, Steven Bennett subconsciously raised his hand to indicate that the goal was valid, because there was no problem with the goal, and there was no physical contact with any other players when Ronando shot , This is a supplementary shot, and there is no suspicion of offside. Of course, it is a good goal. There is no reason to invalidate the goal.

However, Steven Bennett always felt that something was wrong in his intuition, but he couldn't remember what was wrong for a while.

Until he saw that Manchester United's No. 22 player turned his head to look at him and made a gesture to make a goal, then turned his head and ran to the bench, Steven? Bennett finally knew what he was worried about!

Nima!The referee on the football field is the supreme judge, he has the greatest power, and he says what he says!

Nima!Steven Bennett has worked as a referee for more than ten years. He feels that he is the most unlucky referee, and no one is more aggrieved than him!

Don't let that kid eat bananas anymore!Please, little ancestor, stop eating bananas!

Steven Bennett's face changed drastically, and he started to run towards Manchester United's bench, but his speed was much slower than Ronando's. Before he ran to the touchline, Steven Bennett knew I don't need to waste my effort, because that hateful Manchester United kid has already taken the second banana from another equally hateful Manchester United No. 28 kid, and stuffed it into his mouth quickly .

It's over!Steven Bennett's eyes darkened, and he could figure out what would happen next on the court with his ass.

boom!
The Upton Park stadium really exploded again!West Ham fans went berserk again...

This is really a game that can make people depressing to the point of madness!Manchester United's Portuguese kid scored three goals, he raised his finger and ate two bananas, and then tens of thousands of West Ham fans went crazy three times, causing three stadium riots, and countless fans were killed three times in a row The stadium security took them away forcibly, causing the game to be temporarily suspended three times in a row.

Give boy No. 22 a yellow card, send him a plane ticket and let him go?Oh shit!Why come back to this old question again?That might as well be Steven Bennett giving himself a red card and kicking himself out, that's more reasonable!
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