Pirated Ronaldo

Chapter 470 A Banana

Chapter 470 Two Bananas
Manchester United played again on the 22nd!That horrible little Ronaldo from Portugal is back on the pitch!
The first two Ronaldos in this world are both famous for their super talent in football. However, the appearance of the third Ronaldo has subverted people's understanding of Latin players. His talent may be equally outstanding, but because of missing The best football enlightenment time, no longer an absolute star with extraordinary football skills, but an alternative star.

He has the willpower to surpass players from European countries, and his basic skills are rough, but because of his talent that appears and disappears from time to time, his state is even more elusive. He has a super ability to seize opportunities in front of goal and has a super high scoring efficiency!
He is a terrible football machine, not gorgeous, but practical, not dazzling, but when he appears in your field of vision, he is often the most lethal one.

A man who dares to hit the ground with his fist and would rather get hurt than compromise!
The 18-year-old Portuguese has too many mysterious things in him. Being his teammate is a kind of happiness, and being his enemy is sorrow. Today's West Ham has occupied the field in the first 20 minutes of the game. He took the initiative, but because of the sudden outbreak of this alternative genius, all the advantages were destroyed. Not only was the score equalized, but also, West Ham's fierce temperament seemed to be strangled by an invisible big hand.

When Ronaldo, wearing a striking black glove, re-entered the field after being checked by the fourth official, the West Ham fans in the stands fell silent.

Not long ago, they were still imagining that their team could completely subdue Manchester United. They didn't want to achieve the amazing score of 6:0 as three years ago, but at the very least, they won a victory against Manchester United. The location is right and the people are friendly, and West Ham is lucky, it shouldn't be difficult, right?
However, all of this seems to be unrealistic. Manchester United, whose morale is slowly recovering, does not know when they will resume their status as Red Devils and launch a fierce attack on West Ham.

victory?No, maybe West Ham won't have a great chance of keeping the draw. As long as the number 22 is still on the field, all hope is so slim!
At this time, a West Ham fan rushed to the guardrail, stretched his right arm out of the gap between the guardrails, pointed at the place where Ronando was, and yelled loudly: "The devil! You are the devil! The Hammer Gang Never bow to you! We will curse you! Curse you forever! Go to hell!"

In Western religions, cursing someone to go to hell is the most vicious thing, even worse than cutting him with a knife!
However, this fan's scolding was not opposed by other West Ham fans. Instead, it made everyone wake up. They are the bravest Hammers. Puton Park Stadium, so arrogant?right!Curse him!Everyone curse him together!

"The devil! You are the devil! Curse you to hell!"

"Go to hell! You devil! Go to hell!"

This is really an unforgettable spectacle. The two sides of the confrontation, from the players of the two teams wearing different jerseys on the field, evolved into Manchester United player Ronaldo and tens of thousands of Hammer fans in the stands. confrontation!On the one hand, they were calm and prepared to use their performance on the court to attack the enemy, but on the other hand, they were an angry crowd, using vicious curses as weapons to attack the hearts of the enemies.

Ronaldo and West Ham fans, carry on!
No one knows that this grievance has been fermented since today, and then it has been unable to die, and finally it has developed into a unique landscape in the Premier League. Whenever Ronaldo appears on the field as an opponent of West Ham, countless West Ham Mu fans will flock to him, they just curse their enemies like this, insist on it, and refuse to take half a step back.

As the other side of this unequal confrontation, Ronando will not back down. He chooses to resist with goals and breakthroughs. Every resistance will deepen the hatred between them, so that it will never be bridged.

Of course, the Manchester United players at this time never expected this kind of follow-up change. At this moment, they saw Ronando playing with an injury, and some of them were only joy and admiration.

Captain Gary Neville ran two steps forward, stretched out his left hand and shook hands with Ronando, he laughed and said, "Good boy! Welcome back to the team, don't worry about those fans...fuck them!"

Ronando was also in a great mood, he laughed: "Fuck them! Captain, the more they scold you, the more I want to score goals!"

Already scoring a goal, Ronando has no psychological burden at all at this moment!
Scoring goals in four consecutive games is not a big deal for the Premier League. There are not many outstanding players who can achieve this indicator, but if you take it a step further, among young players under the age of 21, you can do it. How many people have reached this point?What about super young players who are only 18 years old?
What is certain is that if an ordinary 18-year-old young player can score a goal in an official Premier League game, he will be called a genius by the media.

Ronaldo has already scored 9 goals in the league, which is about to reach double digits. The total number of goals scored by his club in official games is even more remarkable. It has reached 14 goals. This is an amazing achievement. For others, Already crazy!
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"The devil! You are the devil! Curse you to hell!"

"Go to hell! You devil! Go to hell!"

The fans of the Hammers in the stands are very crazy. They have been insisting on cursing like a blind man chanting scriptures. However, the fighting spirit of the West Ham players on the field is far inferior to their fans. Instead of rising, their momentum gradually began to decline. This is not surprising, because West Ham players must also follow the laws of nature.

Don't think that West Ham players are familiar with the stadium, so they won't be affected by the snow, they are flesh and blood people, they will be cold, and the lawn will feel slipperier than usual!
To overcome these hurdles, West Ham's players, too, had to put in more physical effort than usual, and they were treated the same as United players.

In the first 20 minutes of the game, the West Ham players were able to attack continuously and beat the Manchester United team into a mess. This was motivated by the first goal scored at the beginning of the game, and on the other hand, they had a certain psychological advantage. Thinking that they are more suitable for this stadium, they can beat powerful opponents in today's special environment.

However, the reality ruthlessly shattered the dreams of these West Ham players. A player from the opponent single-handedly overthrew their entire team!

too terrifying!Stealing, charging, dribbling, shooting, all of them are done by one person. Such a character will never be found in West Ham's formation. It's normal to think about it. They are the Red Devils Manchester United. There are many worth tens of millions in the team. , Those who are worth millions and can play games are also figures who stand out in countless competitions. In comparison, West Ham is far behind. There are very few who can reach the multi-million level, and most of them are only worth hundreds of thousands. .

So, isn't West Ham still "brave"?Bare feet are not afraid of wearing shoes, can West Ham use a fierce style of play against Manchester United?

Stop talking nonsense!Look at the number 22 of the other party, he is really fierce, the fist made of meat, he hit the ground without any distress, his finger was broken, and he was still laughing!

Is it fierce to compete with such a person?Are you sure you're not drunk and talking?
This is how people are. When self-confidence is shaken, the exhaustion of the body will immediately double the effect on the body. At this moment, the sequelae of the onslaught in the first 20 minutes appeared, and West Ham's offensive rhythm was obviously frustrated. They have no ability Continue to press the Manchester United players on the defensive line exhaustedly, but consciously start to recover and firmly hold their own defensive line.

positional warfare!The first stage of the rushing and fighting competition is over, and now the two sides are competing for the second round of the battle, their respective strengths in a relatively stable positional battle.

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On the sidelines of the court, Ferguson couldn't help smiling happily as the game gradually stabilized.

"Thank God! Carlos, we have survived the biggest difficulty. It is very difficult for West Ham to win us, just to get a draw... that is also very difficult!"

"Yes! Jazz, the strength of a well-regulated positional battle, even if there is a sword in the sky, we will have the upper hand! As long as West Ham doesn't go crazy, we will win!" Queiroz happily echoed.

God?Dear God is far away in heaven. He has no time to help Manchester United out of trouble. Manchester United can't get God's help, only an 18-year-old young man.

In the 30th minute of the first half, shortly after the cooldown time of Ronando's "Three Seconds God" expired, he saw the opportunity and suddenly pounced on No. 17 Hayden Mullins who was dribbling the ball again. What he didn't expect was that Hayden Mullins saw Ronando jumping up, immediately turned around and passed the ball to No. 7 Christian Daly behind him. The latter stopped the ball because of the sudden incident. It was too big, and Rooney, who was running aggressively, rushed over and grabbed the ball. This time, West Ham's defense line was in chaos again.

"Little Tank", "Manchester United Twin Stars" Manchester United's "Mr. 2700 million", Wayne Rooney's name is louder than Ronaldo, he is often called the boss of the Manchester United Twin Stars!

boom!Rooney shot, he also chose a long shot.

Ronando's successful long-range shot has actually reminded the players on both sides that it is snowing today. In this weather, the lawn is wet and slippery, the goalkeeper's limbs are prone to stiffness, and the ball is slippery. At this time, the power of the long-range shot is greater than usual, otherwise, the chance of scoring the goal of Ronando's shot has been touched by the goalkeeper must be very small, but the goal was scored, which shows that West Han Goalkeeper Roy Carroll has been greatly influenced by the environment.

So, what are you waiting for?It is far easier to find long-range shots than to break into the penalty area and shoot at close range. Therefore, players on both sides unanimously strengthened long-range shots.

Rooney's long-range shot was obviously not as lucky as Ronaldo's. It was a volley shot from the back of his foot. The ball he shot took a slightly downward arc. When it reached the goal, it was at shoulder height , West Ham goalkeeper Roy Carroll struggled to save the ball.

"Oh! What the hell! What bad luck!" Rooney muttered dissatisfiedly, turned around, raised his right fist in the direction of Ronando, stretched out his thumb, reversed, so that the thumb was aimed at the ground.

Ah!Ronando almost laughed at Rooney's gesture. If it was an unfamiliar person, this gesture had an insulting connotation, but Ronando knew that Rooney was definitely not insulting him. He might be saying: "Hi! You just That goal was **** luck!", or "I'm so unlucky! Too bad to score!"

Ronando smiled and stretched out his left fist, also turning his thumb down!What do you mean, don't care about him, let Rooney guess by himself!

The two young attackers in the team have a harmonious relationship with each other, which made other teammates smile knowingly.

Rooney, the eldest of the twin stars, scored 11 goals in the league after joining Manchester United last season. He is already the team's top scorer. season.

The second son, Ronando, is amazing. He has scored 9 league goals so far, and the league has only played in the 14th game. Thierry Henry of the Golden Boot went to fight for that honor, and even if he didn't get the Golden Boot, the difference would not be too far.

With this pair of young people, Manchester United's goals are basically guaranteed, which is easier than last season!
More importantly, the personal relationship between these two young people is still so good, which is a blessing for Manchester United. Who doesn't know that when there are more talents in a team, internal fighting will become a big trouble?

easy!Relaxation of mind!At this time of the game, although Manchester United still failed to overtake the score, the mentality of the players has relaxed, the stadium environment has not changed, and the opponent is still West Ham. Will it be far?
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In the last 15 minutes of the first half, both sides chose to play steadily.

Want some excitement?No!At this time, no player on either side wants to irritate the opponent. Fighting on such a court for half an hour, even if you are a superman of physical fitness, you will feel unbearable. What everyone hopes most now is to recharge their batteries and wait for the most beneficial timing.

"Beep!" The referee Steven Bennett finally blew the whistle for the end of the first half.

The score between the two sides is 1:1. This is an acceptable score for the time being. Although many people are not satisfied, isn't there still 45 minutes in the second half waiting for them?
Ronando followed his teammates to the direction of the player tunnel. He originally wanted to charge twice at the last moment of the first half, but in the end he gave up because his energy consumption was also very high. More importantly, his right calf And the injury on the finger of his right hand brought him bursts of pain, which he could bear, but it inevitably distracted him and prevented him from achieving "full concentration".

Unable to concentrate fully, Ronando's skill level plummeted to his usual level, which was the level before his skill was fully improved!

This is an embarrassing discovery. It turns out that his current technical state still has a lot of hidden worries. If he can't concentrate, his level will drop a lot, such as injury.

This discovery reminded Ronaldo that in the future, he must not be easily injured on the court, otherwise, he will no longer be a super Ronaldo, but the mediocre guy before, unless he activates "Three Seconds God" Otherwise, his technical level will be far below the average level of the Premier League. This state was acceptable to Ronaldo in the past, but now Ronaldo, who has tasted the sweetness, can no longer bear it.

People who are used to big fish and big meat, if you let him eat leftovers suddenly, he must feel more uncomfortable than others, that's the reason.

Suddenly, just as Ronando lowered his head and was about to approach the entrance of the player tunnel, he heard Darren Fletcher, who was walking beside him, shout: "Be careful! Cristiano!"

Ronando raised his head suddenly, and saw a large yellow shadow flying from their left side!

Swish!Darren Fletcher, who had just loudly reminded Ronando to pay attention, jumped up, opened his arms, and lifted himself into the air, blocking Ronando's body obliquely above, that is, the yellow thing flying In the direction of the arrow, many of the yellow objects fell on Darren Fletcher's body and head, and some fell on Ronando's body and surroundings.

banana!It was a large piece of bananas flying out of nowhere, and someone attacked them with bananas!
Ronaldo was furious. He took a closer look and saw that on the stand near the left side of the channel, there were several fans wearing West Ham jerseys sticking their bodies against the guardrail near this side. , pointing at Ronando and Darren Fletcher who had fallen to the ground in a panic, laughing!

"Yellow monkey! Yellow devil! I'll eat bananas for you! Take it! Haha!" these fans shouted recklessly.

anger!Ronando felt really angry!

Today's West Ham fans are too insolent. They have been cursing him to go to hell without any scruples. Now they hit him with bananas and call him a "yellow monkey". This is a very severe insult in Western languages. It is equivalent to scolding Ronando's ancestors for eight generations, who can bear this shit?
The small gate leading to the side of the stands on the side of the stadium has been opened, and several heavily armed security guards bravely rushed towards the fans, because their behavior is already very serious and they will be forcibly expelled from the stadium.

Can just throwing them off the court solve the hatred?
As a professional player, Ronando is on the weak side at the moment. Don’t let him pick up bananas and throw them back, or use vicious words to scold each other. Even if he makes a provocative gesture, he will be punished by the FA. If he is not good, he will be suspended. This is the rule, not only in England, but also in European leagues.

Suddenly, Ronando squatted down, picked up two bananas from the ground, held them in his hands, and even grabbed one in his black gloved hand.

Ryan Giggs, who was also glaring at those fans standing beside him, said in shock, "Cristiano! Don't smash it! You will be suspended!"

"Oh!...Of course, I won't do stupid things." With a nonchalant smile on his face, Ronando lifted up the two bananas in his hands, waved them at the surprised West Ham fans, and then Holding those two bananas, he lowered his head and walked quickly into the player tunnel.

(End of this chapter)

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