Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 83 The Sad Iron Eater
Earth, China, Black Forest.

My name is Iron Eater, I am 260 years old this year, and I am the leader of a hundred miles around. Because of my strength, all the monsters in the forest are in awe of me.

The wind ruffles my hair, for he too is jealous of my beauty.

Today is sunny and cloudless. It is a good day to overcome the catastrophe. Yes, after 260 seven years of cultivation, I will become a peerless monster in the Nascent Soul stage.

At that time, I will be able to get the right to mate with the female bear next door, and I will become one of the three great beast kings in the Black Forest, and I will reach the pinnacle of animal life from then on.

The iron-eating beast stretched its waist, and slowly stood up with its fat body. Its aura began to grow stronger and higher, until it reached the perfection of the golden core and still had no intention of stopping.

As if sensing the iron-eating beast's provocation, a pitch-black cloud suddenly appeared in the originally clear sky, and electric currents shuttled back and forth in the cloud layer, filled with a terrifying aura of destruction.

"Roar!"

The iron-eating beast raised its head to the sky and roared loudly, startling countless monsters and scaring them away from the coverage of the thundercloud.

Because the defense of monsters is much higher than that of humans, the promotion of monsters is also more terrifying than humans, with strong penetrating power.

The iron-eating beasts had all their beards and hair, and desperately resisted the thunder that fell like a waterfall. The surrounding trees were turned into ashes in an instant, and some low-level monsters that hadn't had time to escape turned into roast meat without accident, exuding a faint fragrance .

Seeing that the thunder calamity was about to be exhausted, the iron-eating beast was overjoyed. As long as it resisted the last thunder, it would be able to advance successfully and become the first iron-eating beast of the beast king level in history.

The iron-eating beast seems to have seen its sworn enemy and the female bear nestled in its arms, as well as its expanded territory and countless resources. No beast can stop me anymore, hahahaha.

However, at this moment, the iron-eating beast saw a scene it would never forget in its life.

I saw violent fluctuations suddenly appearing in the thunderous dark cloud, and then spread rapidly, and then, the thundercloud dispersed...disappeared...?

Iron Eater: "???"

I haven't finished the promotion yet, what about the four-nine thunder calamity that was agreed?Obviously, the last one is still missing!

As we all know, cultivation goes against the sky, and thunder calamity is the punishment from heaven. Unlike other disasters, thunder calamity cannot be avoided, otherwise it will be impossible to break through.

The iron-eating beast has endured 35 thunderstorms, which is only half a step away from the Nascent Soul, but if the last thunder has not fallen, then he will not be able to fully enter the Nascent Soul Stage.

This pitiful Thunder Tribulation!

Just when the iron-eating beast was crazily complaining about Lei Jie, a big hole suddenly opened in the sky, no, it was a huge vortex!

"what is that?"

The iron-eating beast saw a black dot flying out of the vortex, and then the black dot continued to enlarge, forming a shadow that covered the sky and the sun, like a hill!
The iron-eating beast suddenly stared straight: "Fuck, what the hell is this?"

The iron-eating beast wanted to avoid it, but it was too late!

boom!
The entire forest was shaken, and the ground shook.

My name is Iron Eater, I am 260 years old this year, and I am the leader of a hundred miles around. Because of my strength, all the monsters in the forest are in awe of me.

The wind ruffles my hair, for he too is jealous of my beauty.

But at the moment, I'm being held down by a monster ten times my size, and an ass!
"Xiaohong, what's wrong with you, Xiaohong, are you okay, Xiaohong? I've lived with you for so many years. Don't scare me!"

Mufeng asked nervously.

Xiaohong shook her head, and an extremely humane expression appeared on the ferocious dragon's face: "Master, it's all right, it's just that I ate badly in the Demon God Temple last night, and when I flew through the portal, I suddenly had a stomachache, so I couldn't control it." I lived and fell down."

Mu Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "How many times have I told you, don't eat recklessly, don't eat recklessly, but I just don't listen."

"Well."

The expression on Xiaohong's face became subtle again, and she said with difficulty: "I...I can't help it!"

puff!

"Fuck, you son of a bitch!" Mu Feng hurriedly backed away with a look of disgust, Fang Xun and Su Yuehan also pinched their noses as if facing a formidable enemy.

The iron-eating beast dares to swear to God, this is the greatest humiliation he has ever received since he was born. This giant beast that came from nowhere not only interrupted its thunder tribulation, sat on it with its buttocks, but also Put an earth-shattering big fart!
This is definitely the stinkiest fart it has ever smelled!

When Xiao Hong stood up comfortably, she realized that there was actually a big black and white bear lying under her buttocks, her eyes were dull, her pink tongue was sticking out a lot, she was obviously passed out.

Xiaohong swallowed guiltyly, no wonder it felt soft when it landed, it turned out that a poor guy became its pad.

Fang Xun looked around, frowned and said, "This seems to be a black forest."

As the strongest swordsman in the alliance, Fang Xun is very familiar with the Black Forest. He is the Xuehao who tamed here, so he naturally remembers it fresh.

"Black Forest?" Mu Feng was taken aback. He hadn't been on Earth for 26 years, and he couldn't help feeling a little flustered: "Have you read online novels?"

Fang Xun nodded, while Su Yuehan showed a puzzled look.

Mu Feng said again: "Do you think the timeline of Cangming Continent is different from that of Earth? Although we have come back, it has actually been decades or hundreds of years?"

Fang Xun: "..."

Su Yuehan: "..."

Looking at the murderous eyes of the two, Mu Feng rubbed his hands embarrassingly, and said, "Heh, heh, I'm joking, I'm joking, don't take it seriously."

Fang Xun didn't pay attention to Mufeng, but directly scanned half of the earth with the magic pupil of true vision, and he was secretly relieved until he confirmed that the scene in his image hadn't changed much. That would be really big.

"The black forest is full of monsters and beasts. It's extremely dangerous. Let's leave first."

Su Yuehan said.

Naturally, Fang Xun and the two didn't have any opinions. The most urgent thing is to go back to their respective homes and find their respective mothers. As for other matters, we will talk about them later.

"Do you know illusion?"

Fang Xun suddenly said to Mu Feng.

Mu Feng hesitated and said, "A little bit."

"Then cover the portal above with illusion, or it will be easily exposed." Fang Xun pointed to the vortex that was still slowly rotating in the sky, and said lightly.

While complaining about why the passage of the portal is in the sky, Mufeng cast a spell to perfectly disguise the portal. Unless someone happens to bump into it, it is impossible to be discovered with the current level of cultivation on the earth.

Mufeng has such self-confidence.

(End of this chapter)