Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 55 Desert
When Su Yuehan woke up, she found that she was in a desert with endless surroundings, two huge suns were shining brightly, and it was extremely hot. Just when she thought she was dreaming, a voice of a man collapsed in her ear: "The VR glasses are not Oh, and there is no signal from the spiritual brain, ah, ah, today is the finale of "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf: The World of Cultivation 99", I have been waiting for a long time, how could this happen."

Su Yuehan struggled to get up, and saw a depressed young man sitting beside her.

"You're awake." The young man said listlessly.

"You are... the owner of that grocery store, Fang Xun?" Su Yuehan asked hesitantly, because she suspected Fang Xun's identity, so she remembered it very clearly.

Fang Xun was slightly surprised: "You still remember me?"

Su Yuehan nodded and asked, "Where are we?"

Hearing this, Fang Xun smiled bitterly and said, "I don't know either."

Su Yuehan looked around, and found that there was nothing but golden sand at the end of his field of vision.

"Don't worry about it. We are in the desert. This desert is [-] miles wide and [-] miles long."

Fang Xun yawned and said.

Su Yuehan showed a strange expression: "How do you know so clearly?"

"Nonsense." Fang Xun rolled his eyes: "Of course it's because I calculated."

As soon as Fang Xun came here, he used his ability to see the whole world. Simply put, like the world view in most fantasy novels, this is a pure continent suspended in the void. As for the name, Fang Xun didn't know.

It is worth mentioning that because the portal was reversed by Xue Lao, they and Xue Lao landed in different places, otherwise Fang Xun must have cleaned up that one immediately so that he would not be able to read "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf: The World of Cultivation 99" Old stuff from the grand finale.

"You really are not an ordinary person!" Su Yuehan's beautiful eyes widened, as if she had discovered a new continent.

Anyway, his identity on Earth has been completely exposed, and Fang Xun didn't bother to hide it: "Yes, I am actually Yan Luo. In order to save you, now we are both involved in another world."

"This is not the earth?" Su Yuehan said in shock.

Fang Xun pouted speechlessly: "Sister, you can't see the two suns in the sky, how could it be the earth."

Su Yuehan asked again: "Are you really Yan Luo?"

Fang Xun was taken aback, "Damn, beauty, you have such a big heart, you don't even care if this is the earth or not."

"I said, since you are awake, let's leave this desert quickly. I am very busy and don't want to waste time here."

With that said, Fang Xun flew away on his own.

Seeing that Fang Xun flew up without any fluctuations in spiritual power, Su Yuehan immediately believed it, so she quickly followed up and asked: "How did we come to another world? I remember that the third high school suddenly gathered a lot of spiritual power, and then A spiritual storm broke out, and then I saw the leader and the others were injured..."

"Stop, stop."

Fang Xun interrupted Su Yuehan with a wave of his hand: "Sister, you don't need to repeat everything, it's very slow, and readers will complain."

"Oh." Su Yuehan nodded, half understanding.

"Alas." Fang Xun sighed, and while flying, told what happened after Su Yuehan fell into a coma, and how they fell through the portal and fell into the desert by accident.

After listening to Fang Xun's narration, Su Yuehan was silent for a while, then said in a daze: "The portal has disappeared, does that mean we can't go back?"

Fang Xun opened his mouth, but he was speechless. Why did he feel that Qinglian Fairy, who is stationed in Pingyang City and known as Huaxia Bingdilian, is a bit stupid?
"I'm trying to figure something out right now, so you'd better not talk."

In the end, Fang found the unquestionable way.

"Oh." Su Yuehan shut her mouth tactfully.

To be honest, this is Fang Xun's first time alone with a strange girl, especially a stupid girl, so he doubts how such a stupid guy can be promoted to build a foundation and become a b-level swordsman of those.

It must be through the back door, well, absolutely right.

To be honest, this is the first time Su Yuehan has been alone with a strange man, especially a man with an ordinary appearance, so she doubts how such an ordinary guy can sweep the world and become the legend of Yan Luo with Thousand Faces in the cultivation world .

Among them, there must be something else hidden.

In the next few minutes, Su Yuehan defined Fang Xun as an out-and-out weirdo, because he always took out his spiritual brain to check repeatedly, and poked the screen angrily from time to time, chanting about the relationship between Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf. Kind of like, uh... isn't that what kids watch?

The so-called Yama with Thousand Faces seems a little childish, or is this actually part of cultivation?

Su Yuehan silently remembered this point, if they can go back, she must try to watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf practice, well, maybe it will get twice the result with half the effort.

"Uh...well, Yan Luo, where are we going?"

Su Yuehan finally couldn't help asking.

With a gloomy face, Fang Xun pinched the 72nd version of his banana brain, and said, "Just call me Fang Xun. Now we are going to the nearest city to see if there is any way to go back."

"Huh? What is that?"

Su Yuehan suddenly pointed behind Fang Xun and said.

"What's the matter?" Fang Xun turned his head impatiently, and then saw a group of black sandstorms overwhelming the sky. If you have seen "Mad Max 4", you know what kind of scene it is. It's just that it's replaced with pure black here!
As if the night was falling, the black storm rolled up the dust and swallowed Fang Xun and the two in an instant.

"It's such a strong wind, let's leave after the sandstorm passes." Su Yuehan said as she propped up the spiritual barrier.

"It's really...everything is against me!"

Fang Xun gritted his teeth in displeasure, and punched out, the black sandstorm that was raging the world a second ago suddenly had a ripple visible to the naked eye, and then this black sandstorm that could blow ordinary foundation-building monks away was like the ebbing seawater Dissipated quickly, leaving no trace.

Su Yuehan, who had witnessed the whole process, was speechless, speechless in surprise. Is this Yan Luo's strength?One punch can resist the force of nature in one world!

"Okay, it's okay, let's go."

Fang Xun remained expressionless and continued to move forward.

Su Yuehan looked at the desert that had been restored to light, and then at Fang Xun, and began to wonder if she had hallucinations just now.

"Hey, hurry up, I won't wait for you."

Fang Xun said unceremoniously.

"Oh, here we come."

Su Yuehan speeded up and followed.

　Oops, it's been really hot these two days, my underwear is wet, it's terrible (-"-anger)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)