Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 5

"VICTORY!"

"Wow! Xiaobai is amazing!"

The beautiful girl with long hair and shawl jumped up excitedly, and was a little incoherent in excitement: "Brother Fang Xun, Xiaobai is so good, the two of us have defeated three teams in a row!"

"Meow~"

Beastmaster Xue Hao raised his head proudly, as if saying: "I am stronger than the master."

Fang Xun said depressedly: "You really let it play, let me tell you, don't spoil our Xuehao."

Fang Xun, who had been away for a short period of time because he sensed the breath of a monster, found that Ye Chixun was actually playing a game with Xue Hao when he came back. The key point is that he even won!
This is definitely an extremely heavy blow to Fang Xun, he is not even as good as a cat!
Although this cat is actually the incarnation of the Beastmaster.

"Hmph, who made Brother Fang Xun too stupid, but Xiaobai is smart, right?"

The girl Xun hugged Xue Hao and buried her in her arms, Xue Hao also stuck out his tongue and licked the girl's face.

"Meow."

"Hehehe, Brother Fang Xun, look, Xiaobai even admits that you are stupid than him."

Fang Xun glared at Xue Hao viciously, and the kitten lying in Xun's arms shivered, shrinking its neck in fear.

"Brother Fang Xun, you are not allowed to bully Xiaobai, otherwise... otherwise Xiaobai and I will ignore you."

The girl's delicate and beautiful face put on a fierce look, but it was a pity that it looked extremely cute no matter how you looked at it, and people couldn't help but want to pinch it.

Fang Xun raised his hands helplessly: "OK, I surrender, I really lost to you two."

The girl covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "Brother Fang Xun is so wronged like a little bitch."

"puff!"

Fang Xun, who was drinking water, almost choked himself to death, the girl quickly stepped forward and patted him on the back, Fang Xun was relieved, and said, "Sooner or later, you will spoil me." After thinking about it, I think This sentence was wrong, and he changed his words again: "Sooner or later, I will be mad at you."

"Okay, okay, so Xiaobai is mine." The girl said solemnly.

Fang Xun can't laugh or cry, if he really died, I'm afraid this kitten will show up in real time, start killing, and then razed the whole Pingyang city to the ground with one slap, and fled into the black forest to continue to live its life as a mountain king. .

Don't let it be a pet anymore, even if it is an ancestor, I'm afraid it won't want it.

"Don't talk to you, I'm a little hungry, do you want to eat?"

Fang Xun waved his hand and asked.

The young and beautiful girl in black stockings tilted her head and considered for a moment, then said seriously: "I want to eat chocolate strawberry cake."

Fang Xun: "..."

"No, just plain bread and biscuits."

"I want to eat chocolate strawberry cake." The girl Kaoru held Fang Xun's arm and said resolutely.

"I like to eat or not." Fang Xun calmly shook off the girl's arm.

"No, your place is obviously a grocery store."

Fang Xun, who was about to go upstairs to get snacks, suddenly staggered: "Hey, sister, you also know that this is a grocery store, not a cake shop."

"Then I'll eat biscuits." The girl pouted.

"Got it, Your Lady Queen." Fang Xun said helplessly.

The girl nodded in satisfaction, imitated Fang Xun's posture and sat on the small bench, stroking Xuehao's white hair happily.

At this time, a suspension sports car slowly stopped outside the door. Just when the girl was puzzled, the door of the suspension sports car opened, and a handsome and tall young man walked out. It was Lin Huazhuan who had finally found here.

"Hi, Xun, you are really here." Lin Hua saw Ye Chixun sitting at the door at a glance, and waved hello quickly.

Ye Chixun, who was originally quite happy, fell to the bottom of the valley in an instant. She said coldly: "Why are you here? Also, we don't know each other well, please call me by my name."

"Okay, okay, Miss Ye Chixun, is it alright?" Lin Huazhuan smiled as usual, "It's this cat that made you come to this crappy place for two consecutive weeks?"

"Lin Huazhuan, I'm warning you not to mess around!"

"Hehe, how could I mess around? Don't slander me."

Lin Huazhuan sneered and said, "Where is the owner of this grocery store? Hurry up and give it to me..."

"Who called me?"

Fang Xun, who came downstairs with a bag of snacks, said lazily, "Did you call me? What's the matter?"

The moment he saw Fang Xun, Lin Huazhuan tensed up on the spot, his whole body was stiff, and he swallowed the three words that were about to come out.

"Here...here, give me a share..." Lin Huazhuan stared, stuttering and unable to speak.

"What's the share?" Fang Xun's eyes were strange, thinking that this person was fine just now, why suddenly he stuttered.

A flash of inspiration flashed in Lin Huazhuan's mind: "Take some crispy noodles!" This is Lin Huazhuan's favorite snack, so he blurted out reflexively.

"What?" Fang Xun was taken aback, his face darkened immediately: "Little brother, I am a grocery store here, and the snack shop is next door. You are not here to make trouble, are you?"

"No, no, no." Lin Huazhuan waved his hand anxiously, pointed at Ye Chixun and said, "Actually, I'm here to find her!"

The girl sat at the door with a dazed expression on her face, completely wondering why Lin Huazhuan, who had always been domineering, suddenly made a 180-degree turn in his attitude, and judging by his frightened look, he seemed to be afraid of Fang Xun?
"I don't know him." No matter what, Ye Chixun didn't want to have anything to do with this ignorant dude, so he vowed.

"Ye Chixun! Anyway, I have pursued you for two years, how can you be so heartless?" Lin Huazhuan shouted with tears in his eyes.

"Hmph." The girl snorted, and simply turned around and ignored Lin Huazhuan.

Fang Xun also figured it out, so this young man is Ye Chixun's fanatical suitor, but what are you trying to do by looking at me tremblingly?Am I that scary?

Throwing a few bags of biscuits to Ye Chixun in pain, Fang Xun said to Lin Huazhuan, "Is the suspension sports car outside yours?"

Lin Huazhuan quickly nodded obediently, and said respectfully, "If you like it, I can give it to you."

Fang Xun: "???"

Ye Chixun: "???"

What the hell?Want to give a suspension sports car worth tens of millions as soon as we meet?Is this treating me as a father-in-law?
Fang Xun looked at Ye Chixun, and then at himself. Although he did look a little decadent and not very young, he couldn't be regarded as Ye Chixun's father, right?
"You seem to be afraid of me?" Fang Xun asked.

Nonsense, can I not be afraid?You killed the six-armed demon ape with one punch!

Although Lin Huazhuan didn't see the face of the man who killed the six-armed ape just now, his figure and shape will not change, let alone Fang Xun didn't even change his clothes!

Therefore, the moment Lin Huazhuan saw Fang Xun, he recognized him as the peerless expert!
(End of this chapter)