Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 43 Prepare the Pot for Dinner!

Zhang Yang's real body is a dark gray sea turtle with six eyes and a heavy back shell. The whole body is covered with complex and obscure lines. This is the inscription that can perfectly hide his breath. Unexpectedly, the sea monsters Actually mastered this magical ability.

"Be obedient and catch him without a fight. If you reveal the identity of other hidden monsters, maybe your life will be spared, how about it?"

Zhao Ruocheng followed the seductive way, trying to open Zhang Yang's mouth in vain.

"Hahaha, I'm not a coward like the green-scaled tiger shark who is greedy for life and afraid of death. If you want to kill me, then come!"

Zhang Yang, or the Rock Splitting Turtle, sneered disdainfully.

"Then there is no other way, let's do it." Wang Lingguan waved his palm, and gradually approached with his juniors.

The Rock Splitting Black Turtle is a powerful monster known for its super high defense power, especially after reaching the level of Beastmaster, its defense power doubles, which is why he can resist Fang Xun's palm and survive.

Therefore, the seven stars of the alliance naturally chose to besiege.

And "Zhang Yang" became more and more nervous. To be honest, it was impossible not to be afraid of death, but he had no room to escape, so he could only sit and wait for death.

"and many more!"

At the very moment, Fang Xun suddenly broke the frozen atmosphere.

"What's wrong? Senior Yan Luo?"

Wang Lingguan was puzzled, thinking that Fang Xun was holding a grudge because of Zhang Yang's assassination, and wanted to solve it by himself.

"Oh, he's a sea turtle, right? I have something to ask him."

Fang Xun said seriously.

"Ah?" Wang Lingguan and the others were taken aback: "Senior Yan Luo, he won't speak easily."

"That's right! I won't name the other lurkers, just give up!" "Zhang Yang" glared angrily, and his six eyes burst out with firm light.

"No, I want to ask if you would like to be my pet? I just want to go deep into the East China Sea tomorrow, and I lack a guide who is familiar with the terrain."

Fang seeks the right way.

"What? Pets? Are you insulting our sea clan sacred beasts? We are the most powerful race on earth, not the fish you slaughtered hundreds of years ago!"

"Zhang Yang" roared angrily, with an extremely solemn demeanor, which seemed to be desperate.

The next day, noon.

"Master, it's time for us to go."

The Rock Splitting Turtle changed back to its flamboyant appearance again, and said respectfully.

Fang Xun nodded, boarded the latest "Red Tide" battleship specially prepared for him by Yin Longjia, and waved goodbye to those who saw him off behind him.

"Little friend Yan Luo, the old man is waiting for your triumphant return and the good news that will shock the world."

Yin Longjia sat in a wheelchair, stroked his beard and smiled.

"Old man, this is the last time I will fight as a sword bearer. From now on, I will leave the task of maintaining world peace to you."

The Red Tide battleship flew into the sky, then entered stealth mode, and disappeared.

Compared with the world-famous sixth-generation warship, Nangong Yu's previous floating spaceship is simply a small toy. It is said that even an ordinary person driving a red tide warship can kill a monk in the foundation establishment period.

Fang Xun stretched his waist and said, "Come out, we have already gone far."

Nangong Yu, who had already been hiding in the battleship, ran out lightly, sneaking like a thief.

Fang Xun and Yin Longjia made a request to bring Nangong language, but he refused to agree to it. In desperation, Fang Xun had to secretly "abduct" his precious apprentice away.

"In the next few days, we will not be so easy. Get ready for the battle."

Fang Xun said seriously, then yawned, and said again: "I'm going to catch up on sleep first. I was exhausted after tossing around for most of the night last night. You, drive the battleship to find the nearest beast king's lair. Yan Luo went to sleep, if you don't see the Beast King when you come back, I will punch you to death."

Zhang Yang, who was appointed as a navigator, burst into tears. Why did he think about assassinating this monster in a twitch?Isn't this suicidal?

It really complied with the saying that there is a way to heaven if you don’t go, there is no way to enter hell.

Fang Xun didn't know what method he used last night to make him spit out all the things he knew. Now it's all right, not only he was exposed, but the entire layout of the sea monsters that had been planning for hundreds of years was ruined. at once.

Zhang Yang, who wanted to cry but had no tears, had no choice but to "abandon the darkness and turn to the light" and chose to follow Fang Xun.

"Yes, Master!"

Zhang Yang ran to the cab honestly, leaving Fang Xun and Nangong Yu staring at each other, discussing dinner.

At this time, Fang Xun lifted the disguise technique. Anyway, he is called Yama with Thousand Faces, and no one will doubt what he has become. What's more, there are only three people in this battleship... Uh, one of them is a turtle .

"Brother Fang Xun, I want to eat lobster tonight."

Nangong Yu said, well, she has liked to eat lobster since she was a child, especially the big ones.

"Okay, I'll catch a few more later. By the way, do you want some soup? Do you want me to catch a few bastards to make soup? I heard it's very nourishing, maybe it's good for your cultivation." Fang Xun said.

Not far away, Zhang Yang in the cab shivered, thinking that Fang Xun was going to stew him.

"Well, no need, I don't like creatures like bastards, I feel stupid." The girl replied seriously.

Zhang Yang: "???"

You're looking down on us bastards by saying that... No, the sea turtles?We are one of the twelve most powerful tribes of the sea clan holy beasts. Even the crowning of the beast king will give us three points. You two stupid... Uh, it seems that they really have the right to look down on us?
Zhang Yang frowned and thought for a moment, but found that he couldn't refute it, so he simply stopped thinking about it.

More than two hours later, the red tide stopped above a rough sea area, Zhang Yang turned off the stealth mode, and slowly revealed the red hull.

In fact, in front of high-level monsters, the stealth mode is useless at all. Although the soul power of monsters is weaker than that of humans, their spiritual knowledge is still not to be underestimated.

It's just that the few small characters encountered along the way were taken care of by Zhang Yang. After all, he is also a boss at the Beastmaster level. Even if he is injured, it is not a problem to deal with a few miscellaneous soldiers and salted fish.

"Master, master, we're here." Zhang Yang knocked on Fang Xun's door without haste. He didn't know Fang Xun's temper, what if he got angry and beat him to death with a punch.

Fang Xun came out wearing pajamas, and asked sleepily, "Where are you?"

Zhang Yang reminded: "The beast king's lair, this is the territory of a jade lobster king."

Hearing the word lobster, Fang Xun's eyes lit up, and he rushed out of the battleship before he even had time to change his clothes.

At this time, the Beastmaster entrenched here also noticed the Red Tide Battleship. Just as he was wondering how such a battleship penetrated into his place, a tiny black dot flew out of the battleship, and then a thunderous sound sounded.

"Lobster? Where is the lobster? Come out quickly! Xiaoyu, prepare the pot, and have a good meal tonight!"

　Eat dirt, brothers
　　
　
(End of this chapter)