Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 36
"What? You want to give Xiaobai to me?" Ye Chixun said in surprise.

"I just let you keep it for a few days, I have something to leave for a while." Fang Xun rolled his eyes speechlessly.

Lin Huazhuan asked eagerly from the side: "Brother Fang, where are you going?"

"Of course I'm going to my house." Nangong Yu who changed his appearance into "Fang Yu" jumped out, stuck out his tongue cutely, and said, "Brother Fang Xun is going to visit my house for a few days, don't miss him."

Ye Chixun glanced at Nangong Yu unhappily, but said nothing.

Reluctantly, Fang Xun walked over and patted the girl on the head, handed Xuehao into her hands, and said, "Help me take care of it, otherwise it will get angry."

By the way, he pinched Xue Hao's small face, and said: "You'd better be honest, remember the tasks I gave you, if something goes wrong, hehe."

Xue Hao shivered, and nodded in fear.

Ye Chixun couldn't help asking, "What mission?"

"I won't tell you." Fang Xun smiled mysteriously.

"Cut, forget it." Ye Chixun pouted, full of disdain.

Fang Xun shrugged, and boarded the floating spaceship she was riding with Nangong Yu.

"Brother Fang Xun, come back early, my mother wants you to play at my house!"

It wasn't until the floating spaceship slowly lifted into the sky that Ye Chixun below couldn't restrain his emotions and shouted.

Fang Xun smiled and waved his arms.

Nowadays, the strong men who can rival Xuehao are either resisting the beast tide in the East China Sea, or being injured by him. Fang Xun is relieved to have Xuehao protecting Ye Chixun and others. It is not as "kind" as Fang Xun. Anyone who provokes Those who came to it basically went to see God.

The most important thing is that Fang Xun exerted a supernatural power on Xue Hao, which can make it ignore any attack for a short period of time. Even if there is any accident, Xue Hao can safely escape with Ye Chixun and others.

"Brother Fang Xun, I remember you told me that the kitten is a king-level monster, right?" Nangong Yu said as if remembering something.

"Uh..." Fang Xun rubbed his hands together and said, "Yes, but you don't have to worry, it's very obedient and won't easily hurt humans."

"I'm not worried about this." Nangong Yu interrupted Fang Xun directly: "I mean, brother Fang Xun really cares about that girl, and even asked a king-level monster to serve as her bodyguard."

Fang Xun showed an awkward yet polite smile: "Oh, you're thinking too much. I just don't want to take that little guy with me. What if it sees the same kind of betrayal, you say yes."

The girl looked at Fang Xun suspiciously, obviously not believing Fang Xun's words.

Fang Xun quickly changed the subject and said, "How long will it take to reach the East China Sea?"

The floating spaceship rose higher and higher until the Yuanling District could not be seen clearly, and then azure blue flames spewed out from the tail, pushing the hull forward at an extremely fast speed.

"This is a fully automatic intelligent armed spaceship, comparable to ordinary warships, ten times the speed of sound, and it can reach the East China Sea defense zone in about a few hours."

Nangong Yu took off his disguise and said lightly.

"So fast?" Fang Xun's eyes widened. In his impression, ten times the speed of sound is already very fast.

Nangong said: "Brother Fang Xun, a slightly stronger Golden Core cultivator can reach this speed if he flies at full speed."

Fang Xun was stunned. He didn't know much about these data, so he thought that ten times the speed of sound was already very fast. After Nangong Yu's explanation, he found that it seemed a bit too slow.

"Brother Fang Xun, you should rest for a while, I will depend on you later."

Nangong Yu said softly.

"Well, I'll go to bed for a while. By the way, prepare me something to eat. I'll have the strength to fight when I'm full." Fang Xun yawned. He slept on the sofa last night, which made him want to eat. My back hurts and my legs cramp. There will be time to catch up on a good night's sleep.

There are five or six rooms inside the floating spaceship. Fang Xun randomly found a room and went to bed after taking a shower. In the haze, Fang Xun felt as if he was in a soft place, which was extremely comfortable.

Just when Fang Xun just woke up, a scream broke his sweet dream.

"What's the matter? What's the matter?"

Fang Xun jumped up and put on a fighting stance. During this period, he failed to control a force, and the entire floating spaceship shook violently, almost falling apart.

Then Fang Xun saw Nangong Yu standing at the door, looking at him with a flushed face.

"What's wrong?" Fang Xun was at a loss.

"You said it!"

The girl said anxiously and shyly, "Why are you sleeping in my room?"

"Ah?" Fang Xun was taken aback: "This is your room?"

The girl pointed at Fang Xun's head, and said fiercely: "You still pretend, Brother Fang Xun is a big pervert!"

Only then did Fang Xun realize that there was a bra on his head, and then he looked down, completely dumbfounded.

Inside the quilt was actually a girl's underwear. Not only was he wearing a bra on his head, but he also had Peppa Pig's shorts hanging on his leg.

This new type of underwear is made of silk, which is as light as nothing and extremely comfortable, which is why Fang Xun feels that the whole bed is soft and slippery, extremely comfortable.

"Hmph! Brother Fang Xun is a big pervert!" The girl repeated again, kicked Fang Xun off the bed and drove him out of the room, and then closed the door with a bang.

Fang Xun rubbed his butt in depression, and shouted at the door: "Xiaoyu, I really didn't mean it."

However, the girl hid in the room and ignored him at all. Fang Xun explained outside the door for a moment without getting the slightest response.

"Xiaoyu, at least let me take out my clothes, you can't let me wear underwear all the time."

In the end, Fang Xun could only beg with a bitter face.

As soon as the voice fell, the door of the room suddenly opened. Before Fang Xun had time to be happy, a few clothes were thrown on him, and then closed again.

After this incident, Fang Xun was still in the mood to sleep, put on his clothes, found something to eat, and sat down in the hall.

About two hours later, the girl came out of the room with her head down. Fang Xun heaved a sigh of relief, and wanted to continue to explain, but the girl gave her a hard look: "Don't mention this matter again! Otherwise, I will Ignore it and find my brother!"

Fang Xun nodded again and again, happy in his heart, he couldn't help but mention this matter.

The girl snorted and stepped into the cab.

At this time, the distance to the East China Sea Defense Zone was getting closer and closer, and heavily armed warships and practitioners flying in the air began to appear around them.

Ever since spiritual energy revived and humans stepped into the era of self-cultivation, the ocean has almost become a restricted area for humans. There are endless monsters hidden in the bottom of the sea, and they are extremely dangerous. Even now, except for Fang Xun, no one dares to go deep into the ocean.

Therefore, in order to resist the attacks of sea monsters, human beings have established defense zones on various seasides, investing a large number of practitioners and troops, and the East China Sea Defense Zone has become one of the top five large defense zones in the world. So far, only During the catastrophe six years ago, the East China Sea defense area was completely captured, and the rest of the time, it was impregnable.

Even though the three lines of defense were breached by the sea monsters at this moment, there were still seven indestructible lines of defense, at least not affecting ordinary people in a short period of time.

(End of this chapter)