Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 250 Pain and happiness
"Brother Fang Xun, you looked so scary just now."

At this time, the girl flew forward and said with lingering fear.

"Ah? Is there?" Fang Xun scratched his head innocently, not knowing that when he activated the Ten Yamas, his figure would briefly overlap with the Ten Yamas, making him look fierce.

The girl nodded seriously, and said, "Of course, Xiaoyu is not a big liar like Brother Fang Xun."

Fang Xun: "..."

What the hell, why did the flames of war burn on him out of nowhere?
"Oh, I'm suddenly a little hungry, let's go out to eat."

Fang Xun rolled his eyes and quickly changed the subject.

Hearing this, the originally listless girl suddenly became active: "Okay, okay, I almost forgot, I promised to cook for brother Fang Xun."

Fang Xun: "???"

Hearing the girl's words, Fang Xun's whole body was in a bad mood. While secretly scolding himself for being cheap, he wished he could slap himself twice.

"Why don't we eat spiritual fruit today? It just happens to be of great help to your practice."

Fang seeks a tentative way.

"no!"

The girl put her hands on her hips and raised her brows upside down: "Brother Fang Xun praised his cooking last time. How can he eat spiritual fruits?"

Fang Xun wants to cry but has no tears. You didn’t eat the food you cooked last time. Of course you don’t know how bad it is, and I can’t really say it. I can only hide in the bathroom and hold the toilet in silence. How sad.

Thinking of this, Fang Xun suddenly found that the girl seemed to be teasing him on purpose, and every time she cooked, she would choose bigu for the reason of cultivation. Therefore, from the beginning to the end, she didn't know how unpalatable the food she cooked was. Naturally, he would not understand Fang Xun's mood.

Especially after tasting the delicious food made by Ning Qingzhu just now, the girl's food is simply a nightmare to the bone marrow.

In the end, Fang Xun still lost to the girl, and was dragged out of the small world by the ear of the other party, and then sat in the living room bitterly waiting for the girl's freshly baked dark dishes.

It is worth mentioning that Fang Xun was not the only one who suffered today, but also Yunhai Tianxiao and Xue Hao who were ruthlessly affected, and even Wuxiangshi was no exception.

Looking at the "exquisite" food exuding the smell of a skull in front of him, Fang Xun swallowed in fear, and said in a harsh voice, "Xiaoyu, I don't have a good appetite today, so I won't eat."

Yunhai Tianxiao and Xuehao on the side immediately nodded in agreement. As for Wuxiangshi, he foamed at the mouth after taking a bite of the "food" made by the best spiritual plant, fell to the ground and fell into a coma Almost 10 minutes.

Until now, the poor little guy still twitched once or twice from time to time, as if he had been poisoned.

Of course, Fang Xun was the most surprised. He had experienced the dark cooking of girls, but during this period of time, the girl seemed to be advancing instead of retreating, becoming even more terrifying. Even the treasure of chaos could not resist. As an ordinary person, I am afraid that he will die immediately.

"Brother Fang Xun, what did you say?"

The girl's eyes narrowed dangerously, which was intriguing, and Fang Xun couldn't help shivering in fright.

"No...it's nothing, haha, suddenly my appetite improved again, haha, hahaha."

Fang Xun rubbed his hands together, and smiled awkwardly. There was a hint of distress and humor in his compromising appearance, which could be called a collection of contradictions.
Seeing Fang Xun give up resistance, Yunhai Tianxiao looked desperate, and Xue Hao simply stuck out his tongue and pretended to pass out.

Unexpectedly, the girl grabbed Xue Hao, and then directly stuffed his portion of the meal into his mouth regardless of 21.

Two seconds later, Xue Hao rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth, almost identical to Wuxiangshi.

Fang Xun was stunned, until the girl cast her eyes on him, and then suddenly woke up.

"Brother Fang Xun, do you want me to feed you?"

The girl said softly and considerately, but Fang Xun felt cold all over, shook his head with difficulty, and said without hesitation: "No need, I will do it myself!"

Before the words were finished, a scream came from beside him. When Fang Xun turned his head, he found that Yunhai Tianxiao had buried his whole head in the bowl, and he didn't know whether he was alive or dead.

Fang Xun: "..."

Fuck, what kind of dark cuisine is this!
Thus, Fang Xun, who had just mustered up his courage, suddenly fell from the clouds to the bottom like a deflated ball.

"Xiaoyu, you've been busy all day, I guess you're hungry too, why don't you eat first?"

Fang Xun had a flash of inspiration, and said earnestly.

It's a pity, the girl had been prepared for a long time, took out a fruit with rich aura and took a bite, and said, "It's okay, I'm not hungry."

Fang Xun: "..."

He wanted to say that I wasn't hungry, but Fang Xun had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "Okay."

When the words fall, raise the bowl, which means to swallow the world with anger.

After a while, Fang Xun suddenly showed a strange look, as if he had seen a ghost.

"How is it, brother Fang Xun, is the taste okay? I learned this from Aunt Zhu yesterday."

Seeing that Fang Xun had eaten the meal, the girl couldn't wait to ask.

Hearing this, Fang Xun first glanced at Yunhai Tianxiao next to him, as well as Xue Hao and Wuxiangshi who were lying dead, and finally looked at himself, and said in astonishment: "This..."

"Isn't it great?"

The girl continued to ask.

"Indeed... not bad."

Fang Xun hesitated and said, to be honest, the food cooked by the girl is not amazing, it can only be said to be ordinary, but this is what surprised Fang Xun the most.

According to the performance of Yunhai Tianxiao and others, the food cooked by the girl is almost as poisonous as Fang Xun's. However, the bowl Fang Xun ate was not only not that exaggerated, but even quite delicious. Could it be that they ate the same portion?
"Hehe, luckily I made three copies first, although the first three failed, but fortunately, I made it."

The girl clenched her fists with both hands and said happily, as if she had accomplished something extraordinary.

Yunhai Tianxiao: "???"

Xue Hao: "???"

Phaseless Stone: "???"

Fang Xun: "..."

Hearing Nangong Yu's words, Yunhai Tianxiao and the others almost vomited blood out of breath. It turned out that the three of them were regarded as guinea pigs!

"If Brother Fang Xun likes it, I can make it for Brother Fang Xun in the future. Aunt Zhu has given me a lot of recipes. I can try them one by one. Anyway, there are three of them as free tasters."

The girl then added.

Yunhai Tianxiao: "???"

Xue Hao: "???"

Phaseless Stone: "???"

Hey, hey, is there any mistake, you want our lives!

"However, as compensation, Brother Fang Xun must reward them with something."

Fortunately, the girl is still very self-aware. Although this method is tormenting Yunhai Tianxiao and others, if there is a reward, at least it will be painful and happy.

PS: The first update, the next two updates will be later... Uh, no need to wait, you can watch it tomorrow.

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