Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 25 Snowman
The next day, early in the morning.

Fang Xun woke up in a daze, and saw Xue Hao lying by the window wagging his tail.

"It's extremely cold today."

Fang Xun took a deep breath, put on his clothes and got up from the bed. With his physique, basically any weather would not affect him, so there was no need to add clothes.

"Wow, it's snowing."

Standing in front of the window, Fang Xun saw that the outside was already covered in silver, a piece of snow-white, and the pure white snowflakes were still falling, adding a touch of dazzling color to this turbid world.

"Well, it's winter."

Patting Xue Hao on the head, Fang Xun smiled slightly: "Little guy, this winter is not peaceful."

The breakfast was very simple. I reheated the leftovers from last night and drank a bowl of porridge to fill my stomach.

In fact, there is no need for Fang Xun to eat, it's just that it makes him feel like an ordinary person, or in other words, it is one of the pastimes in his life.

Because it was winter, it was still snowing outside, Fang Xun didn't rush to open the door, but sat upstairs and watched TV.

This is a two-story residential building. The first floor is a grocery store, and the second floor is a two-bedroom apartment. Fang Xun usually lives in the bedroom on the left, and the TV is placed in the living room.

Six years ago when Xun moved to Pingyang City, he bought this building with money. In fact, Fang Xun only came here occasionally to live for a while, and no one knew his exact address. He didn’t settle here until three years ago.

As soon as the TV was turned on, a beating face appeared on the screen: "Yan Luo, I know you are near Pingyang City, I hope you can stand up to a duel with me like a man, otherwise I will apply to the alliance and erase you!" Your identity as the sword bearer!"

On CCTV TV station, Li Mingcheng said righteously: "Two days later, I will wait for you in a wild place outside Pingyang City. If you don't come, you don't deserve to be called a sword bearer!"

The screen turned back to the program group, and the beautiful hostess said: "Will Yan Luo, the former strongest swordsman, show up in two days? Next, we invite our guest for this issue, Wu Yubang, the deputy director of the Alliance Intelligence Department." We analyze."

Fang Xun blinked his eyes, always felt that this scene seemed familiar, oh, by the way, didn't that unlucky guy last night was crushed by him like this.

It's a pity that this time he can't find a bunch of hard-working thugs just by making a phone call like last time.

But having said that, it is unbearable to actually want to erase my identity as a sword bearer. Just wait, Dad will blow your dog's head off in two days.

Thinking of this, the more Fang Xun looked at Li Mingcheng, the more he disliked him, so he simply changed the channel.

"Last night, the Red Sea Cultivator Alliance Branch..."

Beep, keep changing the channel.

"Lin Wan'er, listen to my explanation."

"Long Aotian, you have disappointed me too much, I won't listen, I won't listen!"

"Wan'er~"

"Aotian~"

"Winter vacation 720 four-episode epic magic comprehension drama, "Long Aotian's Love, Hate, Love and Enmity", please look forward to it."

beep.

"Three hundred beds of stainless steel, two hundred..."

beep.

""Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf: Cultivation World 99"."

"Pleasant Goat, I have broken into a baby and controlled the laws of nature. Today is the end of Yangcun!"

Fang Xun took a bag of snacks, looked at it with relish, and laughed exaggeratedly from time to time, sinking into it.

After watching it for a whole morning, Fang Xun turned off the TV with a sense of satisfaction, then ate some lunch casually, went downstairs slowly and opened the door of the grocery store.

Snow has been falling, the atmosphere is not harmonious.

Huang Tao next door was tirelessly refining his boxing skills in the heavy snow, absorbing the aura of heaven and earth.

Seeing this, Fang Xun was extremely ashamed, and felt that the truly invincible person should be Huang Tao, not him, a super nerd who eats all day long and is lazy.

"Hey, come in for a break."

Fang Xun waved to Huang Tao.

Huang Tao turned around and made a silent movement, and then said seriously: "I feel it, I can feel it, I'm going to break through!"

Huang Tao raised his head to the sky and roared loudly, shaking the sky so that the snowflakes swayed to and fro, full of pride.

Boom!
A frying pan flew over from nowhere, and hit Huang Tao's head accurately, making a pleasant crisp sound, and then came a fierce voice: "What's it called? Hemorrhoids in your butt?"

Huang Tao rubbed his head, and quickly bowed his head to apologize: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I will pay attention next time."

Fang Xun couldn't help laughing loudly: "It's what you deserve, hahaha."

In the end, Fang Xunsheng dragged Huang Tao into the room, and then played games with Huang Tao all afternoon.

Just when the two were immersed in the game world happily, Fang Xun suddenly felt a chill on his neck, which made him take off the VR glasses quickly, and then he saw a mass of snow-white objects zooming in and out of sight.

Snapped!
"hiss."

Fang Xun gasped, only to realize that what hit him on the face was a cloud of snow.

"Hahaha, brother Fang Xun has become a little boy."

Outside, Ye Chixun pointed at Fang Xun and covered his mouth with a chuckle, obviously the culprit.

"Okay, just wait for me!"

Fang Xun glared at the girl bitterly, rushed out of the grocery store, grabbed a handful of snow balls and threw them at the girl.

"Ah!" The girl screamed: "Brother Fang Xun is bullying someone!" Then she fought back not to be outdone.

However, the young girl was Fang Xun's opponent, she was quickly beaten and disarmed, and fled. Just when Fang Xun was triumphant, Huang Tao also joined the battle circle, and chose to attack Fang Xun without hesitation.

"Huang Tao, what are you doing?" Fang Xun said angrily.

"A Xun, I'm sorry, appearance is justice!" Huang Tao said righteously.

Fortunately, Lin Huazhuan drove there in time and stood on the united front with Fang Xun.

The four of them fought back and forth, in full swing, and lasted for a full 10 minutes before they stopped exhausted.

At this time, Ye Chixun with red hands suggested, "Let's build a snowman."

Huang Tao immediately echoed: "Okay, okay, I'll make up the head!"

Lin Huazhuan: "I'll make up the chest!"

Fang Xun: "..."

Half an hour later, at the door of the grocery store, a huge snowman with a height of three meters stood upright, but it was not really good-looking, especially the head and chest, which were like two pieces of cake.

Lin Huazhuan clapped his palms with satisfaction, and looked at his masterpiece: "This is the first time this young master has made a snowman, and it's still with old...Brother Fang. I must take a picture as a souvenir."

Huang Tao nodded with deep empathy: "Since we piled it together, why not take a photo together as a souvenir. Come on, let's stand in a row."

Fang Xun and Ye Chixun reluctantly stood in front of the snowman, while Huang Tao and Lin Huazhuan stood on both sides. What made Fang Xun even more painful was that Huang Tao was actually older than the snowman hundreds of years ago. Scissorhands, followed by Lin Huazhuan's spiritual brain flew not far away and started taking pictures.

"eggplant."

　emmmmm
　　
　
(End of this chapter)