Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 22
"I heard Xiaoxun say you can't practice?"

Mother Ye said casually.

Fang Xun shuddered slightly, and said calmly, "Yes, that's why I opened a grocery store and lived an idle life."

Mother Ye said again: "How about coming to work in my company? I will arrange a job for you. You don't need to do anything. You can just stay with my daughter and get the salary every month."

Hearing this, Fang Xun was taken aback for a moment, shook his head with a wry smile and said, "No, auntie, I think this is fine now." Mother Ye obviously meant to let him be a nanny, what a joke, he is a majestic seven-foot man, how could it be possible Will be a babysitter.

"Okay, I won't force you either."

Mother Ye said kindly, but her words were surprising: "Then when do you plan to get married?"

"puff!"

Ye Chixun spit out all the water he just drank, looked at her mother in disbelief, and couldn't believe his ears.

Fang Xun also choked on a mouthful of food, and took a while to swallow it: "Auntie, what did you say?"

Mother Ye said patiently: "I said when will you marry? Or, when do you plan to join our Ye family?"

"Mom, what are you talking about? I'm still in high school, a minor."

Ye Chixun protested.

Mother Ye glanced at the girl, and said flatly, "It's not your turn to speak here."

"Uh..." Ye Feng was also taken aback by his wife's astonishing words. He considered his words and said, "Wife, you..."

"To shut up."

"Oh." Ye Feng closed his mouth honestly, gave his daughter a helpless look, and buried himself in the food.

Fang Xun felt that he had a bit of a toothache. Mother Ye was the master of the emotional family. Even Ye Feng, the chairman of the famous Ye Group, was beaten to behave like a schoolboy by a single sentence. Women are indeed the most powerful creatures.

"Uh, ah, um..." Fang Xun opened his mouth to think for a moment, and finally gritted his teeth: "Auntie, we have only met for the second time, why do you suddenly want to marry your daughter to me? Besides, Xun is only 15 years old, and she is not yet married. adult……"

Three years to start, the highest death penalty!

Although Fang Xun is invincible, he is a law-abiding citizen!
"I think you have misunderstood." Mother Ye said flatly, as if chatting with a friend, "I didn't marry my daughter to you, but you married into our Ye family. After all, our Ye family has great achievements but only Xiaoxun is a daughter, so naturally she cannot marry off."

"As for Xiaoxun who is underage, hehe, you can get engaged first, and when she becomes an adult, you can directly move into our Ye family."

Fang Xun was speechless, this is too crazy.

Fang Xun rubbed his eyes and looked at Ye Chixun, with clear features, red lips and white teeth, an absolute beauty, he didn't understand why Mother Ye acted like a super ugly girl who couldn't get married, and couldn't wait to sell her daughter.

Fang Xun opened his mouth and said tactfully: "Auntie, it's not that I don't want to, but that Xun is too young. I'm already 22 this year, seven years older than her. Besides, I'm a disabled spirit who can't cultivate. Kaoru is the seed student of No. [-] High School, with a bright future, even if we are really together, then I will be old and she will be in full bloom, wouldn't it be even more painful."

Mother Ye seemed to be moved by Fang Xun's words, and nodded thoughtfully, just when Fang Xun was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Mother Ye said: "It's okay, this is the era of cultivation, maybe Xiao Xun will get How about a spiritual fruit that can live for hundreds of years if you eat it?"

"Uh..." Fang Xun showed embarrassment.

Seeing Fang Xun's refusal, Ye Chixun's eyes darkened slightly, and he said sharply: "Mom, can you stop talking nonsense, brother Fang Xun and I are just friends, and brother Fang Xun also has someone he likes."

"Gah?" Fang Xun was completely dumbfounded, since when did I have someone I like?
Mother Ye frowned slightly: "Ah? How do I know I'm not lying to me."

Ye Chixun said without giving in: "It's a girl named Fang Yu, if you don't believe me, look at the photos." Ye Chixun took out his brain, casually tapped it, and popped up several holographic projection photos, one of which was Fang Yu. Looking for the picture of holding Nangong Yu.

Fang Xun: "???"

What the hell?When did this girl secretly take a photo?
Mother Ye stared at the photo for a long time, and suddenly said: "This girl looks far from our little Xun, Ah Xun, do you really stop thinking about Auntie's suggestion?"

The corner of Fang Xun's mouth twitched, and he simply agreed: "Auntie, forget about it."

Mother Ye sighed regretfully: "In this case, let's let this matter go."

Fang Xun: "???" Does this mean you haven't given up yet?I, a small grocery store owner, are so precious?
If Mother Ye knew his real identity, Fang Xun could understand a little bit, but obviously Mother Ye didn't know his real identity, at most she felt that he was stronger.

It's a pity that Fang Xun didn't know that the scene of him tearing the black iron with his bare hands yesterday left a deep impression on Mother Ye, it was not something that could be done by pure strength.

After lunch, Father Ye left because of the company, and Fang Xun followed Ye Chixun into her room.

Until now, Fang Xun still hasn't calmed down. To be honest, this is the first time someone has raised such a thing with him. An ordinary lunch feels like a blind date.

"Brother Fang Xun, don't take my mother's words to heart. She doesn't know why she's going crazy today, maybe it's menopause."

Ye Chixun tried hard to hide his disappointment, and smiled lightly.

Fang Xun rolled his eyes and said with a smirk, "If I really agree, wouldn't you be my bride?"

"I hate it." Ye Chixun kicked Fang Xun: "Next time I will ignore you like this."

Fang Xun shrugged, pinched Xue Hao's little face, and said, "See, your master has been bullied, don't hesitate to bite this woman."

"Meow."

Xue Hao licked the girl's palm and chose to ignore Fang Xun.

Fang Xun's seven orifices were filled with smoke, and when he was thinking about how to deal with it when he went back, Ye Chixun interrupted his thoughts: "Brother Fang Xun, come in."

This is a fairly spacious room, with blue patterned wallpapers, clean and tidy. There is a big pink bed near the wall, and there is a cute doll on it.

Generally speaking, the layout and facilities in the room are not beautiful and elegant, but they have a fresh taste. Compared with Fang Xun's pig's nest, it is a paradise on earth.

As soon as Xue Hao entered the room, he jumped onto the girl's bed, stretched himself, and lay down comfortably.

After following Fang Xun for more than two years, it has suffered a lot, sleeping on a hard wooden board all day, and today it has to enjoy it.

Fang Xun also jumped happily on the girl's big bed, but was kicked by Ye Chixun and flew out. He could only watch Xue Hao condescendingly look down on him, showing a strange smile.

"Oh, people are not as good as cats."

Finally, Fang Xun sighed faintly.

(End of this chapter)