Violent Fairy Fairy: Sweeping the Handsome Guys of the Three Realms

Chapter 76 The Good Pig and Eggs in the Farmhouse

The subsequent developments were completely beyond her expectation. Boy Yuxiu stood in the field calmly, surrounded by guards who fell all over the ground like flowers blooming. Without moving, if it wasn't for the eyeballs still moving, I almost thought they were all killed in seconds.

Most of the bystanders don't even know how he made the move!
When did this old boy with mouse guts become so powerful? !
The official saw the strange situation of his subordinates, he was the only one left standing in the field, he really became a bare commander, all official prestige was thrown out of the blue, he pointed at Yuxiu boy tremblingly, and said in a trembling voice: "Monster...monster! "

"I am an immortal of the Wind Clan, what a monster! Bullying kindness and extortion hurts the way of heaven, you go!" Yuxiu boy flicked his sleeves, and fluttered to Ning Yujiang's figure, full of fairy demeanor.

The "zombies" on the ground suddenly came alive, struggling to get up one by one, rolling and scrambling to run for their lives.The leading official yelled twice in a bluff, no one cared to pay attention to him at all, and now he didn't care about his face, turned around and ran faster than his subordinates.

Some bold villagers opened their doors to wait and see, wondering whether the old and young in front of them were immortals or demons.

Ning Yujiang didn't care so much, pulled Yuxiu boy and teased softly: "You are very good! But the ability to fool people is too low-level, why not fix them first, why bother to make up lies to scare that dog What is the use of an officer?"

Tongzi Yuxiu stared and said, "I didn't mean to scare him, he does have a monster aura!"

"Huh? There are monsters in his house? How did you get the monster aura?" Ning Yujiang was really curious.

"You haven't fully transformed into a fairy body yet, and you can't see it with your naked eyes. Hurry up and practice, and you will be fine in a month or two."

Pooh!Why do you make her look like that little white-faced Tang Seng who has no knowledge and no good heart?Ning Yujiang glared at the old boy angrily.

In the past, the old boy should have shrunk into a ball in fright and begged for mercy, but now... shrugged and walked away, with a suspicious arc on the corner of his mouth-this guy dared to make fun of her!
"What should we do now? Shall we continue on the road or follow that dog official to see the monster?" Ning Yujiang asked while hooking the old boy with one hand.She never thought that monsters must be bad things, and there are good monsters. If you want to destroy a monster, you have to analyze the behavior of that monster first.

Boy Yuxiu rubbed his chin, and said: "Yesterday you said that the pearl grass is used to make poison, and these servants came here specially to collect this kind of grass, probably it has something to do with that monster. We had trouble today and wanted the pearl grass The person behind the scenes is expected to come forward soon, we just wait here."

Sure enough, the old boy not only looks more and more immortal, but also has the tendency to predict things like a god.

In order not to hurt the innocent, Ning Yujiang sent the four members of the aunt's family to pack up their belongings and take refuge elsewhere temporarily. She and the old boy stayed where they were and waited for the Lord to come to the door.But after waiting for more than an hour, they heard the noise of people and horses coming from the other side of the road.

After waiting for so long, there is finally a fight to fight!

It is estimated that all the officials of the nearby small county town were mobilized. Nearly a hundred officers surrounded two carriages and walked all the way to the front of the village in a mighty manner. The people were already so frightened that they were all huddled in the house. Apart from frightening a few chickens, ducks, cats and dogs wandering in front of the house under the eaves, no one paid any attention to them.

The team stopped in front of Ning Yujiang and the others, and a fat magistrate in official robes who "rolled" out of the first car shouted, "Where is the demon? How dare you do it in broad daylight?" If you commit murder in public, do you really think that there is no one in Jixi County?! Today, my official invited the Lei Clan Shangxian, who knows how to come out and confess your crime quickly, otherwise you will end up waiting for the five thunders to strike and you will die without a whole body!"

Ning Yujiang moved out a rattan chair from the house earlier, sat crookedly, looked up and down the county magistrate for a while, and said, "I don't know how much minzhimin ointment I ate, and I ate it like this fat pig. At least four hundred catties of fat Meat!"

Boy Yuxiu nodded solemnly and said: "Maybe it weighs five hundred catties. You can see that his head is of moderate size, with big nostrils, wide forehead, thin ears but hard ears, round and bright eyes, and a flat back and waist. But it is straight and long, with a big and full abdomen, and there is no posture of hanging down, it is clearly a first-class...good pig!"

The county magistrate was so angry that they sang and sang, but he remembered that the guard had said that these two "demons" were powerful in sorcery, so he had to endure it for a while, ran to the car behind, and said loudly : "Your Majesty, please ask the Immortal Elder to show up and kill demons!"

"Hmph!" There was a cold snort from the car, and there seemed to be a thunderclap in everyone's ears, and everyone was shocked.

As soon as the car door opened, a middle-aged man with a clear appearance and dressed in black got out of the car. From a distance, he looked like a fairy with a real temperament.

It's a pity that this elegant entrance ceremony is ruined by an egg... three eggs to be exact!

The man in black stood still, when he felt two gusts of wind blowing towards his face, he thought it was a sneak attack from a hidden weapon, but he knew that the incoming force was not very strong, so he pretended to be cool and took a step to the left, calmly dodging a hidden weapon, With his right hand in the shape of twisting flowers and brushing leaves, he flicked another hidden weapon gracefully... To prevent the hidden weapon from being poisonous, he specially raised his fingertips and only touched it with his nails.

It's a pity that he underestimated the ability and strength of his opponent's spoof. Although he dealt with two eggs with great demeanor, he didn't expect that there was another one waiting for him above his head...

When he realized that something had knocked on the top of his head, he was shocked and reached out to touch it. What he touched was a sticky egg white and egg yolk broken eggshell!
What kind of fairy demeanor and high human temperament were all destroyed by this little egg!
Ning Yujiang didn't know if this fairy was real or not, so she tried it out with her own method. The first two eggs were false, and after the last egg was thrown out, she used her magic power to make it land on top of the person's head Going up, peeping at the right time and smashing down on the head, it was easy to succeed with one blow!
Right now, even mortals with the naked eye can tell that this guy is just a magic stick with no skills!

The county magistrate stared blankly at the embarrassing posture of his backer egg white noodles, not knowing how to react!Ning Yujiang and Tongzi Yuxiu had already collapsed laughing while pounding the stool.

The man in black was furious, he raised his sleeve and wiped the top of his head, and said bitterly: "Bold and evil, how dare you use such a naughty trick to tease this immortal?!"

Ning Yujiang pointed to his nose and laughed: "As a monster, you can't be so shameless. With your virtue, you are still a fairy? You are obviously a fake fairy! Honestly speaking, you have collected so many pearl grasses and took them away. What are you doing, I'm in a good mood, maybe I can keep you alive!"

The man in black stomped his feet, without saying a word, took out a small drum from his sleeve, shaped like a child's toy rattle, and took a very miniature drumstick, waved it on the spot, and the small drum became the size of a tabletop. It turned into a round-headed mallet that was as high as the eyebrows.

The green totem on the drum surface looks exactly the same shape as the rest assured meat mark on the forehead of the Lei Clan's direct descendants!
Ning Yujiang and Yuxiu Tongzi looked at each other, wondering: "Is this guy related to the Lei Clan? What is the origin of this super rattle?"

Yuxiu boy frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly turned pale with shock: "Stop him quickly, don't let him play the drum..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard the strange laugh from the man in black, he plunged the long handle of the big drum into the ground more than a foot, and swung the big drumstick to hit the drum vigorously!
There was a loud "dong", and the sound waves seemed to spread out from the drum in all directions. The officers and soldiers in the field fell to the ground as if they were struck by lightning.The houses and trees near the drum collapsed like dominoes one by one in the opposite direction from the drum.

When the drum was about to sound, Yuxiu boy didn't care about anything else, he threw Ning Yujiang to the ground first, and stretched out his hands to tightly cover her ears.

Ning Yujiang immediately realized that the sound of drums must be a sharp weapon to attack others, so he opened his mouth to relieve the impact of the sound on the eardrum.

The celestial power in her is already among the top [-] in this world, but as Boy Yuxiu said, her body has not yet completely transformed into a celestial body, and her body's ability to withstand is weaker than that of ordinary celestial beings. Coupled with the lack of experience in dealing with the enemy and limited understanding of various spells, once encountering a strong and powerful strange spell attack, basically they only have to be beaten.

Fortunately, Tongzi Yuxiu took the first step to resist her. Although Ning Yujiang felt his heart was hit hard by a big hammer, dizzy and tinnitus, but in the end he didn't suffer any real damage.

Tongzi Yuxiu was miserable. In order to protect her, she only had time to protect her body with the most common celestial power. She didn't have time to cast any defensive spells, and her celestial power was restricted to only [-]%. A mouthful of blood mist.

Ning Yujiang turned pale with shock, but the most important thing at this moment is to get rid of the man in black first, otherwise he will not be able to save himself, let alone rescue him.

Carefully stretching out his hands to support Yuxiu boy's body and laying him flat on the ground beside him, he turned his head to look, only to see the man in black panting like a cow, holding the big drumstick and looking exhausted.

Ning Yujiang's thoughts flashed, and the man in black couldn't even avoid the eggs she threw. It seems that his own ability is very limited, but he just relies on the power of this magic weapon, and he is so tired after just playing the drum. It must be drumming It takes a lot of energy or a lot of mana...then don't be polite to him!

When the man in black saw that Ning Yujiang stood up as if nothing had happened, he knew it was going to be bad!This magic weapon of his has a lot of history. If the drum is played by an immortal, even if he does not die, he will be seriously injured. His magic power is low, and beating the drum once is his limit. But since he stole this drum, he has never touched an immortal. Can act as if nothing happened after the drum beat once.

(End of this chapter)