Transform into a koi girl

Chapter 215 Cross talk, the emphasis is on talking, learning and singing

Of course, Sun Wei would not refuse the little fan's request, and in the other party, Sun Wei also saw his own shadow.

Just after a little thought, Sun Wei thought of it.

"You said you wanted to play hip-hop

but hee hop is not hee hee ha
Give up your studies, do you think you are stupid?

Even the hip-hop circles despise you for being uneducated
The task now is to study hard

Instead of running away from home yourself happy

you have a dream we all know
But you don't have the ability to fall sooner or later
The world is so big

learn culture

the more you know, the more you can

speak politely
We don't just rely on lip service
But the small words make the audience 666
So don't go with the tide
That way you can only go home and graze cattle, not cattle at all
Parents are for your own good

you have to listen and run forward
only to find out at the end

The scenery is infinitely good

if you get ahead
come to realize the dream again
The infinite future is waiting for you to explore infinitely!
"

Sun Wei came to a brief paragraph, and Huang Zheng was full of heart when he listened.

"It's amazing, Sun Dashen, you are indeed the king of the battle world!" Huang Zheng said with admiration, and turned to look at his parents, and there was a look of support in the other's eyes.

Gao Tao looked at the other party: "Forget it, I still can't appreciate you. The words are good, but they are nondescript and ruined a good word."

Sun Wei doesn't mind either. Anyway, in this line of work, some people will appreciate it and others won't. You can't force others to agree with you, as long as you are yourself, that's enough.

As Gao Tao and Wang Zi left with Huang Zheng, who played the son, the skit also came to an end.

The audience responded with warm applause. In fact, some school leaders below did not appreciate it, but after all, this is still a promotion of positive energy, and it is also a relatively new type. The stage effect will definitely be good when the time comes.

So basically it was approved, as long as there are some minor changes at that time.

After Sun Wei and the others performed, the following program passed seven programs, and three of them were not approved for various reasons.

However, the result will not be notified immediately, but will be notified uniformly after all the performances are over.

Chen Xi and the others had been waiting outside for a long time, but during this time they recited the words twice.

Chen Xi was fine. She had seen big scenes when she was performing on the streets of Sichuan City, and she had been interviewed by TV stations, but she didn't have much stage fright, and she didn't have many lines.

On the contrary, Fan Tiantian usually speaks words fluently, but she is a little nervous when matching words. She has never participated in this kind of activity before, and nervousness is inevitable.

Chen Xi comforted Fan Tiantian: "Don't be nervous, just pretend that everyone sitting below is full of garlic. If you're still nervous, I'll teach you a song about garlic."

"How to sing?" Fan Tiantian felt that she urgently needed to relax.

There was a guitar hanging around Chen Xi's neck, and he leaned on the guitar and began to play: "

garlic garlic
salsa is garlic

Mengmeng is garlic

sweet is garlic

teacher is garlic

garlic garlic
It's all garlic. "

The singing was nondescript, and the chords were just a few chords, but Fan Tiantian burst out laughing when she heard it, and now she wasn't nervous anymore.

It's just that the lyrics are too sandy and seem to have a taste, which makes her a little bit rejected.

But the greatest tragedy in life is nothing more than this.

When you hear a saliva song, your first reaction is what kind of sand sculpture song it is, and then you will sadly find that even after only listening to it once, you already know how to sing it.

The host continued to announce: "We are all from all corners of the country, because of the love and longing for Fudan, we are together here. We are classmates, we are friends, and we are family members. Although after four years, we will still be far apart. , but our hearts will always be together, the world is so big, I want to see it, and I invite two students from the Department of Literature and Chinese Language and Literature to bring us a musical crosstalk: "The world is so big, I want to Go and see"

Now it was Chen Xi's turn to make their debut.

There are students who are assisted by the side to help them move the two microphones to the stage, and there is also a table dedicated to cross talk.

Chen Xi's guitar has been connected to the stereo.

The two wore dark red gowns and walked onto the stage. Fan Tiantian was on the right, and Chen Xi was behind the table on the left. This was also a popular position.

The two first bowed to everyone.

Then the cross talk started.

Accompanied by Chen Xi's chord, Fan Tiantian spoke.

Fan Tiantian: "Hi everyone, today, the two of us will give you a cross talk."

Chen Xi: "Yes, let's talk about cross talk."

Fan Tiantian: "Cross talk, what is important is talking, learning and singing."

Chen Xi: "That's right."

Fan Tiantian: "First of all, I would like to share with you the meaning of these four words."

Chen Xi: "Tell me."

Fan Tiantian: "Let's go first, let's talk about it, just as the name suggests, it's just lip service, that is, blah blah!"

Chen Xi: "Hey, wait a minute, what is it called?"

Fan Tiantian: "Just talking."

Chen Xi: "If you speak, you should speak well, don't be silly, it sounds weird!"

Fan Tiantian: "Oh, talk, let's talk about it, say this word."

Chen Xi: "Tell me."

Fan Tiantian: "Actually, I'm ashamed to say that I have always liked cross talk, but when I was at home, I thought about it. It is said that cross talk also needs to be learned. After you finish speaking, everyone applauds, then it is qualified, so I'm just thinking about it, thinking about it."

Chen Xi: "What have you figured out?"

Fan Tiantian: "Because of this, I have been thinking about it for three years, and I finally figured it out. I have to practice this basic skill well first."

Chen Xi: "Yes, that's right, basic skills are really important."

Fan Tiantian: "So I practiced hard for another three years, and finally learned the cross talk Guankou."

Chen Xi: "Would you like a paragraph?"

Fan Tiantian: "Okay, come as soon as you say it. Hey wait, you have to set a theme for me, otherwise I don't even know what to say."

Chen Xi laughed: "Haha, I still need a theme."

Fan Tiantian: "That's right, let's have a theme."

Chen Xi: "It's more popular now: the world is so big, I want to see it, how about you use this as the theme?"

Fan Tiantian: "Okay, the world is so big, I want to go and see it, so come if you say so!"

Chen Xi: "All ears."

Fan Tiantian: "The world is so big, I want to see it, if we say go, then let's go here."

Chen Xi: "Okay, let's drive away."

Fan Tiantian: "Take Songjiang, Zhejiang, Jiaxing, Shaoxing, Hangzhou, Jinhua to Jiangxi, Yongfeng Ruijin to Fujian. Go to Qingzhou, Liancheng, Sanyuan Nanping, Fuzhou, Quanzhou, Jinmen, Xiamen, Benshankou, Guangdong Province, Guangzhou Leizhou, Hainan Island, Kowloon, Hong Kong to Hanoi, Vietnam.

Chen Xi: Now go abroad.

Horses: Vientiane, Laos, Bangkok, Thailand, Yangon, Myanmar, Bangladesh, India, Kolkata, Mumbai, New Delhi, Pakistan, Afghanistan.Iran, Iraq, across the Sea of ​​Japan to North Korea.Busan, Daegu, Seoul, Sinuiju, Pyongyang.Cross the Yalu River and return to Dandong,

Yang: Back again.

Horse: Take Tonghua Meihekou, Jilin Gaoguanchun City, Yanji, Shuanghe Town, Ning'an, Mudanjiang, Linkou, JMS, Mulan Baye, Harbin. Take QHD, Beidaihe, Changli County, to Luanzhou, Guye, Kaiping to Tangshan. "

Chen Xi: "We've come to Tangshan."

Fan Tiantian: "Ningyuan, Zhangjiakou, Chaigou, Xiwan, Tianzhen, Yanggao County, Julebao, Zhoushizhuang, Datong. Ningxia Hui Autonomous Region, YC City, Zhongning, Lanzhou, Gansu, Xining, Liang Zhouzhou, Yongchang, Linze, Jiuquan, Yumen, Gorilla Gorge, XJ, Hami, Bali Kunmu, WLMQ, Dabancheng, Kulaishi, Maqikuqa, Wensu, Zebao, Kunlun Mountains."

Chen Xi: "How can we go?"

Fan Tiantian: "Enter XZ. Nielamu, Tashi, Lunbu, Doraben. Luoyang, SMX, Shaanxi, Lingbao, Tongguan, Huayin County, Xi'an, Xianyang, Yue County to Yan'an."

Chen Xi: "Okay, do you want to continue?"

Fan Tiantian: "Crossing the Yellow River from Longmen, Yuci County, SX Province, TY City. Caolaoji is Bengbu, Mentaizi"

Chen Xi: "Yo, I don't know this place."

Fan Tiantian: "Baiguan, Xiaoxihe, Shimen Mountain, Zhangbaling, Danzi Street, Citi Camp, Pukou and NJ City across the river. Longtan, Xiashu, Zhenjiang, Kunshan, Lujiabin, Wuxi, Suzhou, and return to Shanghai by plane. Take a taxi and go back to our school!"

Chen Xi: "That's right, I walked around the world."

Fan Tiantian: "Not bad, right? This, that is to say, is just lip service."

Chen Xi: "Your tongue is strong enough."

Fan Tiantian: "Then let's talk about learning."

Chen Xi: "Study well, I like studying the most."

Fan Tiantian: "We are students, and our task now is to study."

Chen Xi: "That's right."

Fan Tiantian: "What do you like to learn?"

Chen Xi: "Me, that's too much. I'd better learn."

Fan Tiantian: "Let's talk."

Chen Xi: "I learn to cook, do housework, sing, and play the guitar."

Fan Tiantian: "Yo, can you play the guitar? Can't you tell? It's rare to see so many beautiful people."

Chen Xi: "How do you talk?"

Fan Tiantian: "How about playing a bed for everyone?"

Chen Xi's face turned dark, and he stopped the guitar: "How about I play cotton for you? I also play a bed."

Fan Tiantian: "Play a song, you heard wrong, I just said play a song."

Chen Xi (continuing to play): "No, I'm just a fan today, it's not good to steal your limelight."

Fan Tiantian: "It's okay, everyone wants to hear it, come, come, play a song."

Chen Xi: "Then let me do it briefly."

Fan Tiantian: "Alright, let's see what kind of cotton Chen Xi can pop."

Chen Xi: "Guitar!"

Fan Tiantian: "Oh, Guitar, come on, everyone welcomes with applause."

After he finished speaking, he paused and waited until the applause from the judges below continued.

Chen Xi: "Then I'll give you a simple, Spanish matador."

Fan Tiantian: "That's good, liven up the atmosphere."

Then Chen Xi began to jump out slowly, sound by sound, with a clumsy look.

The teacher below thought that was the case, if so, it would be a little bit reluctant to pass.

Fan Tiantian: "That's it? My three-year-old cousin can also come."

Chen Xi: "I don't have a light here, so I can't feel it."

Fan Tiantian: "You said it earlier, the lighting engineer has been away for a long time, the lighting engineer is here to prepare, the sound engineer is ready, the host's microphone is stuffed in her mouth, and then start your performance."

Chen Xi glared at Fan Tiantian before putting his hands on the guitar.

First, I scanned twice.

Immediately afterwards, there was a rush of voices, and the melody of the Spanish bullfighter came out. I saw Chen Xi's left hand flying up and down, switching chords quickly, as if his taste could not limit Chen Xi at all, and his five fingers were too flexible.

At this time, Chen Xi's best fingerstyle piece was played by a guitar master on the Internet. She found the score when she returned home, and learned it after two months of hard practice.

Chen Xi's right hand is in charge of strumming and plucking the strings, and his thumb pats the piano board from time to time to imitate the sound of drum beats, and not only that, Chen Xi's fast hands seem to have afterimages, and with the brilliant Lighting, the effect is simply bursting!
The teachers in the audience were stunned. Looking at the single note played earlier, they thought Chen Xi was a bronze player, but suddenly changed the subject, and the bronze rank went straight to the king!

If they hadn't seen Chen Xi playing on stage alone, they would have thought there was a band on stage!

This time there was no need for the actors on stage to ask for applause, they all applauded spontaneously.

At the end of the song, Chen Xi felt his hands a little sore.

Fan Tiantian: "Yes, this quilt must weigh seven or eight catties."

Chen Xi: "Guitar!"

Fan Tiantian: "Oh, guitar, this guitar is not bad, let's talk about it next."

Chen Xi: "Wait a minute, you haven't learned yet? Why don't you try it?"

Chen Xi said that he had to find the guitar and hand it to Tiantian.

The result was rejected by Fan Tiantian.

Fan Tiantian: "No, no, I'm not used to using other people's, let's talk about the teasing in learning to sing."

Chen Xi was stunned, and then showed a helpless look: "Okay, let's have fun."

Fan Tiantian: "Everyone must understand that we are here to say that the audience must be happy."

Chen Xi: "Yes."

Fan Tiantian: "Speaking of which, I have a joke that has had a profound impact on my life. It was this joke that led me to the path of comedians."

Chen Xi: "Tell me and listen."

Fan Tiantian: "That is to say, once upon a time in the big forest, there was a little white rabbit and a little bear who were friends. One day, they went to poop together."

Chen Xi: "Poop?"

Fan Tiantian sighed: "It's just shit."

Chen Xi: "You'd better say poop."

Fan Tiantian: "After they finished defecating, the little white rabbit waited outside the grass after defecating, and then the little bear asked: Little white rabbit, are you afraid of getting dirty?"

Chen Xi: "What did the little white rabbit say?"

Fan Tiantian: "The little white rabbit said, don't be afraid, what's wrong? Then Little Bear picked up the little white rabbit and wiped his butt."

Chen Xi: "."

Chen Xi: "You will be cold when you say that."

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PY two books:
ps1: The author's name of "I'm Pregnant with a Sword" is He Ruxiu, as the name suggests, you can tell from the title of the book, the author is very handsome, and the meme is very 6, there is no doubt that it is a joke, I recommend everyone to check it out, Mature vinegar is currently chasing.

ps2: "Pretty and Charming" Recently, I really like you to read this kind of books, which is more in line with my noble temperament. This book is also a koi article, and it is still a bit young, but it is definitely worth chasing.

Below is an introduction:
Waking up from sleep, the spiritual energy is revived.

Flying with the sword, the show operation emerges endlessly, and the world pattern is very different.

The world is suddenly full of abilities, magic, desolate beasts, high martial arts...

Chen Xuan accidentally became the only koi in the heavens and the world, and was drawn into the group of big bosses.

Chen Xuan is different from others who use aura in their practice. He does not rely on qi in his practice, but relies entirely on show.

ps: This book is also called "I May Be a Fake Koi"

　After writing the freestyle at the beginning, Chen Vinegar felt that he could go to participate in the hip-hop. In order to write the cross talk later, Chen Vine listened to all the cross talks that Xiao Yueyue and Guo Degang could find, and almost laughed out loud every time on the bus. Fortunately, this vinegar is powerful.

　　
　
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