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Chapter 186 A New Game of Carrot Squatting

Chapter 186 A New Game of Carrot Squatting (4000 words chapter)
The group had already notified the day before that they would gather at the playground at seven in the morning, and the instructors would teach them to tidy up the housework.

So they got up at six o'clock and started to wash, and then went to have breakfast.

It is absolutely impossible to skip meals all morning during military training.

When they came to the playground, Brother Cheng was already waiting there.

There is a quilt in front of each company.

"Hurry up, line up!" Brother Cheng shouted as he watched the sparse crowd.

The students were clever and quickly stood up according to yesterday's queue.

"stand at attention!"

"Look to the right!"

"stand at attention!"

"Take a break!"

After a series of actions, the queue has become a neat four rows.

They have only experienced the military training yesterday, and today they feel as if they have been played badly, their backs are sore and their legs hurt, but they also know the discipline of the army. No matter what happens to you, as long as you stand here, you are a soldier. To follow orders.

Xu Cheng looked at today's weather very puzzled, it was fine if it was overcast yesterday, why is there still no sun today?

After three years of military training, this is the first time I have seen such a situation.

There is no soul in military training without exposure to the sun and rain!

"Today, I will teach you how to fold quilts!" Cheng said, "Many people may say, what's so good about folding quilts? I also know that many of you don't know how to fold quilts at home. Even if you can, I will tell you, What you stacked before is the spicy chicken!
Stack the quilt squarely!There are edges and corners!I don't care what you were like before, and I don't care what you will be like in the future!But during the two weeks of military training, if anyone can't fold the quilt well, don't blame me for throwing your bedding downstairs! "

The instructor said it very harshly, but these are also understandable. I have experienced these in high school military training, and now I am just repeating them again.

After Xu Cheng finished speaking, he asked everyone to gather around and learn.

The quilt was a new quilt just picked up. Everyone watched Xu Cheng unfold the quilt again, and then began to teach step by step how to fold it, what is the proportion, and how to make edges and corners.

These become very easy in the hands of the instructor.

"Do you understand?" Xu Cheng asked.

Some made it clear, and some said it didn't.

If you don't understand it, you can submit it yourself and re-teach it step by step, and others will learn it again after watching it.

It took half an hour to fold the quilt, and there was training in the morning, so naturally I couldn't spend too much time on it.

Today Xu Cheng asked them to turn left and turn right, and then taught them to walk in unison and go forward.

Turning left and right is not a big problem, except for the occasional Muggle-brained wrong turn, and being pulled out to do five long push-ups, everyone can turn right afterwards.

Five boys and three girls.

The main problem is walking in unison. Due to the difference in height, the team is always uneven. There is also walking forward. Some students' legs are always not high enough, and they seem to have no energy at all.

"Didn't you eat at noon?" Xu Cheng frowned and looked at his team, "Now everyone has it! Stand at attention!"

"Take a break!"

"Since you can't lift your legs, then follow my password, one is the left leg, the other is the right leg!"

"one!"

After Xu Cheng yelled one, he didn't immediately yell two, but let them just carry it.

Then check one by one who has not lifted their legs.

Xu Cheng walked up to a girl.

"Raise your legs up!" Xu Cheng said.

The girl's legs are raised a little bit.

"25 centimeters from the ground, do you see that you are five centimeters?" Xu Cheng said sternly.

The girl didn't say a word after hearing this, and lifted it up another five centimeters.

"Why is your leg poured with cement?" Now Xu Cheng has become that frightening instructor again.

The girl gritted her teeth and lifted it up another five centimeters. She really couldn't lift it up. Since she was a child, her legs had a little memory. It didn't affect her walking, but she just couldn't lift it too high.

For example, when she took the physical examination in junior high school, she scored very low. She couldn't jump rope fast, run fast, or jump long.

When the girl raised her leg to fifteen centimeters, Xu Cheng suddenly felt something was wrong.He glanced at her meaningfully, then patted her on the shoulder: "It's ok, it's great."

Then I went to train other students without looking back.

In front of Sun Wei, Sun Wei had already worked very hard, but he could only get off the ground for construction. The fat on his body limited his range of activities.

It's not that the bones can't turn, but it's stopped by the meat.

When he arrived in front of Chen Xi, Chen Xi carried it back with great effort, fine beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.

"two!"

I can finally switch legs!
A sense of happiness welled up spontaneously. Chen Xi felt that his calf was about to be torn apart. It was much easier to switch legs, but this was only temporary.

After falling back and forth for 10 minutes, the instructor asked them to continue to stand in the military posture, and then went to other places by themselves.

At this moment, the sky unexpectedly began to drizzle.

It would be very annoying if it is placed in the water. It is not worth using an umbrella in this kind of rain. If you don’t use an umbrella, your clothes will be wet and uncomfortable.

But now this light rain is simply the gospel for them.

Not only can it cool down, relieve the heat in the heart, but also relieve boredom!

Watch as the drizzle keeps falling, then sinks into the ground and disappears.

Or the slight sound of hitting the brim of the hat, all formed a wonderful chapter.

"It would be great if there was such a light rain every day." Sun Wei sighed softly from behind.

Chen Xi suddenly felt that the fat man was a bit pitiful when he heard it in front of him. What a small and humble dream this is.

Just when they were wondering why the instructor hadn't come back, and whether they had been snatched away by some cute instructor, they suddenly heard a quarrel coming from the playground.

I looked over there subconsciously, and my instructor seemed to be arguing with the instructor of the physics major.

I can't hear what they said, but I just watched them quarreling for a while, and then the instructor led the girls in that class directly towards his class?

Everyone in the Department of Chinese Language and Literature: "???"

Didn't get hooked up by others, did this mean that he directly attracted all the girls from the family?

Awesome, my brother Cheng!

Xu Cheng returned to his camp with a group of delicate female students, only to see that some of those female students still had tears on their faces.

"From today, they will train with us!"

Those female students looked at Xu Cheng gratefully.

Just now they were teaching goose-walking, and the instructor over there saw them lazily and immediately got angry and asked everyone in the class to do push-ups, the kind that go down for 20 seconds and come up for another 20 seconds.

It's nothing, now it's raining, the ground is wet and slippery, another girl accidentally slipped and lay on the ground, her lips were scratched, but the instructor didn't care about it, and just came up and scolded the girl a meal.

Xu Cheng happened to be passing by and frowned when he saw this scene. He thought that the instructor wouldn't have to look at her like that, and let her rest for a while if her mouth was broken.

But the instructor might have quarreled with Xu Cheng directly because he was in a bad mood or something.

Then Xu Cheng directly brought all their girls over. Originally, there were only a few girls in their majors, but Xu Cheng brought only a dozen or so girls over. Now there are only more than 50 boys left over there. looked at each other.

After arranging a team for these girls, Xu Cheng said: "I brought you here, and you have to train me well, you know? Don't let me lose my old face!"

Chen Xi and the others just wanted to say that they knew, but it turned out that their 70-somethings were not as loud as the people behind them.

"Know!"

The girls behind shouted at the top of their voices.

"Brother Cheng, you have a handsome face!" I don't know which classmate shouted.

The atmosphere suddenly eased a lot.

In the afternoon, everyone worked very hard in the next training. They may express that they don’t want the outside class to see that they can’t do it, some don’t want to be unable to lift it in front of the girls, and some don’t want to let the instructor bring them here, and they can’t embarrass Brother Cheng!

By the time the training was over in the afternoon and we were disbanding, the rain stopped.

After dinner, we went back to rest for a while, and at 07:30 we had to gather again on the playground.

After standing in a military posture for a while, and walking back and forth, Brother Cheng asked them to start running on the playground.

"All of them, turn right!"

"Run for a walk!"

The instructor ran alongside.

"Run neatly, don't fall behind, I'll play a game for you tonight!"

When the students heard about the game, they immediately became energetic.

After running out of breath and standing in line again, Chen Xi was already exhausted. When had she ever exercised so vigorously before?
But when he saw the Tibetan boy Tashi Tsering, the other party just gasped a little.

"Okay, now we need five people to come up and play the game together. You decide on your own, first come, first served, and the winner of the final game will get half an hour more rest time tomorrow than everyone else!"

Sun Wei's eyes lit up as soon as he heard it, so he had to rest for half an hour!

This game, he won!
Ma Weiwei was also very interested in the game, so she also signed up.

Qin Yuan wanted to show off, so she naturally wanted to participate in this game.

There were still two places left, and one more girl came out from the news.

No one went up the last one for a long time, and everyone started calling Chen Xi again.

Chen Xi: "..."

In the end, Chen Xi had no choice but to go up.

The students cheered for a while, making it look like a cult scene.

Brother Cheng began to explain the rules to everyone: "The game we play is very simple. It's called Carrot Squat. Everyone should know how to play it?"

This game is really simple, that is, whoever is called by the name should just squat.

"But before that, I need to give each of you a cute name, and I'll just say it once, you have to remember it." Brother Cheng said as he walked up to the first Qin Yuan: "Your name is kuangkuang ( two beeps)."

Qin Yuan: "???"

"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed, the coach is too talented.

Brother Cheng walked up to the second Sun Wei again: "Your name is yangyang (second tone)."

Now the students laughed even harder. What kind of fairy name is Yangyang? It's too cute?
So Sun Wei got the title of sheep and sheep. For half an hour of rest, I endured it!

Brother Cheng walked up to the third person again: "Your name is guangguang (two voices)"

The next one is Fan Tiantian. Tiantian is looking forward to her own name. She hopes that she can also have a cute code name.

"Your name is biangbiang (second tone)"

"Hahaha!" Who can remember the name of the sand sculpture!
Fan Tiantian: "???"

"Coach, I ask for another one!"

"Request dismissed!"

But the instructor ignored her, and finally came to Chen Xi: "Chen Xi, your name is duangduang (two voices)"

The instructor gives everyone a good name, and then prepares to start the game.

Everyone remembers their names crazily in their hearts.

Everyone's name is in the second tone, the vowels are the same, and the pitch cannot be wrong, and two people cannot fight each other for more than five rounds in a row.

The first person to start, Brother Cheng ordered Qin Yuan.

Qin Yuan started first: "Qiangqiang squat, qiangqiang squat, after qiangqiang squat, niangniang squat!"

The girl from the School of Physics: "niangniang squat, niangniang squat, niangniang squat, biangbiang squat!"

Biangbiang is Fan Tiantian. She has been reciting her own name since just now. When she heard someone calling her, she quickly squatted down.

"Biangbiang squat, biangbiang squat, biangbiang squat finished..." Tiantian squatted and squatted, suddenly her heart skipped a beat, and she shouted "Oops, what are the other people called?"

I don't remember any of them!
Just remember your own!

"Biangbiang squatting... biangbiang squatting!"

Fan Tiantian was quick to wit, and called herself again.

There was no rule before that you can't call yourself, so you can give yourself a buffer time.

So Fan Tiantian did it again, but she still didn't remember it the second time.

Everyone laughed out loud, this operation is too coquettish, how can you call yourself yourself?

Xu Cheng was also laughing, but he wasn't organized, so he couldn't do more than five times anyway, and told everyone not to worry, if he did five times in a row, he would lose.

As a result, the sound of biangbiang continued to sound on the playground.

Until the fourth time, Fan Tiantian still didn't remember, the more she squatted down, the more anxious she became.

At this time, the people below couldn't stand it any longer, and prompted: "fangfang!"

Obviously this is a trap, there is no such thing as fangfang.

But where did Tiantian have time to think?

Just ask Fangfang to squat.

"Hahahaha!" After Fan Tiantian finished talking about Fangfang, everyone laughed happily, "It's wrong!"

It was only then that Fan Tiantian realized that someone was cheating on her, and came to an epiphany in frustration: "What is this! This name is too difficult, who can remember it! What biangbiang (two tones) duangduang (two tones) guangguang ( Two beeps) Yes, my brain is so cold right now!"

The students are laughing like crazy, the person who invented this game is simply a genius!

And the radish squatting can be so late, it has refreshed their understanding of radish squatting,
The first one to be eliminated was cross talk contestant Fan Tiantian.

There are four more people left on the top, and the game continues.

Sun Wei tried his best to win the championship, so he called a girl from the School of Physics for a long time, and then the girl asked him to squat back, not to be outdone.

As a result, Sun Wei suddenly called kuangkuang (two beeps) to squat for the fourth time, and Qin Yuan was eliminated immediately without reacting.

Not long after that, the two repeated their tricks and eliminated the cute Chen Xi.

There will only be two people left.

Now it is no longer a competition of reaction and memory, but has become a battle of physical strength and mental strength. If one party is exhausted or is the first to talk bald, then the game will be over.

Although the girls from the School of Physics are relatively strong in logical thinking, after all, Sun Wei is an underground battle player in Chang'an. As Sun Wei continued to speed up and put pressure on the opponent, it didn't take long for the girls to directly call sheep and sheep as empresses, and they were defeated. .

The underground battle emperor deserves his name!
 I used to play this game when I was drinking with my friends. I almost laughed like crazy. If you don’t believe me, you can also try it.

  In addition, the pinyin in it is only counted as one character, such as duandguang, which is counted as one character.

  
 
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