Begging in late Ming Dynasty

Chapter 76 Beware of ghosts!

The bandits in Funiu Mountain really turned into a big snot, and they couldn't get rid of it. More than 1000 bandits set up shacks at the mountain pass of Shazigou Valley. During the day, the villagers went out to work, and they came to make trouble. At night, they touched the village and threw a few stones, bricks, etc., disturbing people's life.

Go out and beat them away, the strong men in the village are only in their early [-]s, and they can't beat them, the sporadic bandits, they run away as soon as they go out with firecrackers, and they can't be caught, which makes Song Qingshu tireless.

"Funiu mountain bandit brothers! Aren't you hungry? Aren't you cold? Don't you need to take care of the fields at home? Come home! Your mother told you to go home and farm! If you don't go home, your baby should have the last name." King!"

At the gate of the stockade, two crooked iron horns were erected there, behind the horns, Song Qingshu yelled loudly and emotionally.I used to watch TV, and when the People's Liberation Army was suppressing bandits, I used a loudspeaker for political propaganda. This is a dead horse as a living horse doctor. I will learn from Liu Bang and see if he can sing the hearts of these bandits.

Who knew that just as the loudspeaker uttered the words, the bandits stealing corn immediately yelled back together.

"Your baby's surname is Wang! Your whole family's surname is Wang!"

"Hand over the food and silver, and we will go back!"

"There are women! Hand over your wife!"

"And your big robe, I want it! I'll leave you a set of underpants too! It's kind enough!"

"It's shameless!" He didn't arouse the bandit's homesickness, but made himself look good, and angrily threw his sleeves against the wall. Song Qingshu turned around and left. After walking a few steps, he turned around and blew again. Beard stared and yelled: "Call me! Scold these local thieves to death!"

Li Tiezhu was already trapped and furious, and Li Tiezhu went up and started yelling and cursing loudly. He has been in Liaodong for a long time, and this guy's curse words are actually a mixture of Shandong accent and Shaanxi accent.

"Funiu Mountain's little maidservants, I will take care of your mother, steal your mother's donkey dung, if you don't get out, I will kill you one by one and kill the crickets in the ravine!"

This one completely teared up his face and scolded, and the bandit on the other end was not polite, and all kinds of obscenities were thrown up, but it created a wonderful scene in the valley of Shazigou, with hundreds of gentlemen sitting opposite each other more than 100 meters away. On the hillside, they open their mouths and swear endlessly, and all kinds of swear words are passed around in novelty elsewhere, but they have the demeanor of Shanghai men in later generations, who can use their mouths but never move them!
Cursing and scolding, this meaningful day passed like this again, holding a tin horn and scolding smoke in the throat, but never scolding the bandits, Li Tiezhu simply opened his pants angrily, and rushed to the fool's ditch Soaked in soapy water, and while pulling up his trousers, he yelled hoarsely: "Fuck me, piss on me!"

Not to mention, the same scolding bandits with dry throats really lay down on the lower reaches of the Shazigou River for a while, and the Zhuangding villagers on the top laughed loudly, and each of them followed suit in a good way, and they heard the bottom after a while Shouts of surprise.

"******, why did the river turn yellow?"

It can be regarded as regaining some face before the evening, the sun is about to set, and the village men who can’t go out to work are all laughing and going home for dinner. Although they have no work points for the past two days, they can be heard everywhere at night. The old men in the village boasted to their wives, mothers and sons how brave they were, and the voices of the bandits who scolded them in the afternoon brought some joy to the small village.

There are no electric lights these days. After the fifteenth day, the moon gets smaller and smaller, and the night gets darker. After seven o'clock, the whole ravine is already dark, and there are only a few lights in the landlord's compound. After tossing and tossing a few lamps for several days without a good sleep, the village guards who are used to it also lazily lit a few braziers, and then leaned against the wall to get confused, and there were no patrols with lights back and forth. , the only silence in the village is the hissing of crickets.

In the silence, the side room of the landlord's courtyard was suddenly pushed open, and a fat black figure led a few people to sneak out of the house on tiptoe, through the side door of the courtyard, and just walked west along the small private house After walking a few steps, there was a sudden sound from behind, which made several people tremble in fright.

"It's so late, where is Master Li going?"

He almost fell to the ground, but Fatty Li turned his head sadly, but he was lying on the fork of the big locust tree in the big yard with his scarred face like a mountain leopard. I really don't know if he was a thief. Get used to it, this guy is dangling his legs while savoring a bag of wine, completely unaware that this shady person can scare people to death.

Forced to put on an ugly smile, Fatty Li hurriedly pointed to the west end of the village, his fat head shaking his head as he explained: "The task assigned by Village Chief Song is to watch the gate at the west end of the village!"

"That's right! That's right!" Several dogs from Longhu Village also nodded and bowed to cooperate.

He yawned greatly, and took another sip of wine, but Scarface looked undisciplined, and shook his head in a daze: "Master Li, you are really dedicated to your job! The bandits are scared of being beaten up at night. , I dare not come here if I borrow their guts, the place is smelly, why don't you sleep at night and stay there?"

"Yes, I found out that there are two households in our village who used to be prostitutes. Let's go to have a good time. Didn't the ancients say that what is life like when you drink wine?"

Scarface has always had a gloomy face, and he never thought that he still has this side. Fatty Li was stunned for a few seconds before he realized it, and quickly shook his head again and refused: "How can I do that?"

He patted his chest in a serious manner, Fatty Li straightened his chest full of positive characters: "My brother is the county magistrate, and our Longhu Li family is also a scholarly family, how can we not do what we promised?"

Scarface smiled noncommittally, and suddenly the scarred face stretched forward, half of the illuminated face looked extraordinarily eerie, and even the voice had a hint of ghost.

"I forgot to tell you that the west side of this fool ditch village is haunted by ghosts. It is said that in the middle of the night, there will be ghosts haunting you. I heard that if anyone has a guilty conscience, he will be dragged into the ground by him as if he were the same kind, and buried alive. When the village was a child, more than twenty corpses were dug up in that field!"

This gloomy voice, combined with the ghostly expression, almost everyone in the Zhuang Ding of Longhu Village shuddered, especially Fatty Li, cold sweat was streaming down his forehead, but suddenly his scarred face was gone again. His expression changed, he jumped down from the tree, patted Fatty Li on the shoulder with a smile, and said close to his ear: "Of course, Mr. Li is straight and not afraid of that kind of brat! Brother, I'm going to drink Now, you are busy!"

Seeing his scarred face wobbling around, he wobbled back to the house with his wine bag in his hand, Fatty Li, who was sweating all over his back, couldn't help but spit and scolded: "Damn, what does this ugly bastard mean? "

"Fa, Fa, Fa, Brother Fa, let's, let's, let's go, do you want to go?" The teeth were rattling in fright, and the pig's liver face looked at the dark road in the west of the village, no matter how you looked at it, it felt like a ghost Heavy, couldn't help trembling and asked Fatty Li, who knew he didn't finish trembling!Fatty Li was so furious that he slapped him on the back of the head, making his face stagger.

"Your mother has a guilty conscience! Your whole family suffers from kidney deficiency! What kind of ghost, he must be a slab first!"

But looking at the dark village road, Fatty Li, who was walking in front, was still stunned, and then grabbed the unlucky pig's liver face and kicked him on the buttocks for several meters, yelling viciously: " You baby go first!"

He was kicked into the darkness, his pig liver face almost didn't pee out, he wanted to run back even after crawling, but he trembled again when he saw Fatty Li's dark face under the lamp, in desperation I can only recite Amitabha Buddha and walk forward step by step.

The west end of the village is really quiet and there are no ghosts. Although there is a big public toilet, the villagers are not willing to get up here at night to smell it. If there is no light, they accidentally fall into the cesspit. Everyone is installed in the toilet. I fell here the next day, and one big night, only Fatty Li squatted here, blowing the mountain wind and smelling the "fragrance".

Superstition is heavy these days, and the pig liver faces are still staring at their feet tremblingly, for fear that some unintentional ghost who has ripped open their stomachs will drag them to the ground, while Fatty Li squats by the door, looking uneasy, and just goes on like this One more day, around eleven o'clock, suddenly, there was a sudden and aggressive knock on the door of Xitou Village, which had been closed tightly.

The pig liver face and the others were so frightened that they almost fell into the cesspit. The angry fat man slapped him several times, and immediately he slapped three times nervously and rhythmically. After a while, five times came from the same rhythm. There was a knock on the door, and a smile appeared on Fatty Li's face. He knocked off the lock with an ax and opened the gate.

"Master Li!"

The pig liver faces rubbed their eyes in disbelief, but no, they have long beards, although they look old, but their faces are full of flesh, and they wear short gowns, revealing their strong arms and legs full of age spots The ferocious old man is the old man Li, the head of their Longhu village.

And it's not just him, the hulking-backed man next to him is carrying two large knives in his bare arms, with a fierce look on his face, he looks like the bald head of the classic bandit image in the movie. The thirty or so shirtless men following behind are also the most capable men in every village!
"How's the situation?" Mrs. Li's voice was as harsh as emery cloth grinding glass, and he didn't dare to neglect it. Fatty Li hurriedly clasped his fists and bowed and replied: "That idiot Song has been completely paralyzed, and the small place where the grain is hidden in the village has been found. Yes, but that fool hid the money near here, and my nephew couldn't find it after searching for two days!"

"That's okay! Catch that kid and beat him until he vomits! His grandma, these mud-legged bastards killed so many of my subordinates, they won't show any mercy to my subordinates! Cut anyone off!" The sound of the sky is enough to make people think of bears!The murderous look on his face almost froze, and the bandit leader savagely swung his knife forward: "Little ones, kill!"

This small sound included old master Li and the masters of Longhu Village. The old master frowned obviously displeased, but waved his hand without saying anything. He rushed into the gate of the village fiercely.

In the distance, Shazigou still seems to be in a deep sleep, dazed and ignorant.

Suddenly, a cluster of flames leapt up, illuminating the entire west of the village...

(End of this chapter)