agent stupid

Chapter 63

He was sure that the fat boss who had suffered from their dumbness would never let it go.He wanted to speak out to remind them.But seeing how weak they were, he gave up.He decided that he would protect the only pure people in the world.So, when he went to sleep at night, he paid special attention to the movement outside.When the waiter choked on his own scent, he woke up.

But what happened next surprised and confused him again!Can a pure person think of making two men look like that?Moreover, how can a person who can subdue two first-class masters taught by Tsing Yi in an instant without making a sound, and still make them poses in a hurry, how can he be weak?And they seem to have evaporated from the world overnight, disappearing without a trace.Even Tsing Yi Sect couldn't find them.

He saw a child about to be hit by a carriage just now, and he rescued him.Then he saw her clear eyes with sly and sharp looks looking for someone, and he looked at the child in his hand who had just returned from wandering around Lord Yan's side. Fear, although a little absent-minded, but that look is definitely not scared.Only then did he suddenly realize that the two of them had changed costumes.

"Brother Duanmu, Duanmu Xingchen! Duanmu!" Seeing that Duanmu seems to have lost his soul, Leng Jie called him several times, but he didn't come back.Then the two palms suddenly hit his ear, and there was a "snap".

"Uh..." Duanmu stared blankly at the enlarged face in front of him.

"Oh, I finally came back to my senses!" Leng Jie sighed, and sat back on the chair again.

Realizing that he was distracted just now, Duanmu smiled awkwardly.The smile squeezed the scars on his face together, making him look even more terrifying.Fortunately, Leng Jie and Xiao Shiyu didn't even look at his smiling face.Instead, he stared closely at the already full dishes on the table.

"I didn't expect there to be meat here! However, when I was on the first floor yesterday, I also asked them to serve the best dishes, and they actually served all the vegetables, radishes and tofu." Leng Jie pointed at a table of dizzy vegetables with chopsticks in amazement Said.It seems that thanks to Duanmu's blessing, the treatment on the third floor is really different.

Duanmu and Xiao Shiyu looked at her as if they were aliens at the same time, and then laughed out loud at the same time.

"Haha..." "Hehe..."

Did she say something wrong?Leng Jie looked at them in astonishment, and asked, "What are you laughing at? Although I know that the floors for eating here are divided into different levels, but I don't know that they even divide the food into different levels! Do they think The ones downstairs must not be able to eat expensive food? Besides, isn’t it forbidden to stun orangutans now? Could it be that this only bans commoners but doesn’t ban these rich people?”

"You've already said that you can't stun the orangutan. How can there be meat here?" Duanmu Xingchen suppressed his laughter, raised his chopsticks and picked up a chicken leg and put it in the cold cleaning bowl. "Try and see what it is?"

Not to be outdone, Xiao Shiyu gave Leng Jie a piece of braised pork and put it in her bowl, saying, "Eat and see what kind of meat this is?"

Isn't this meat?Could it be that she hasn't eaten meat for half a month, and her eyes can't even recognize meat?Leng Jie looked suspiciously at Duanmu who was expecting her to eat the chicken leg, then at Xiao Shiyu who was smiling sarcastically, and then looked down at the burnt yellow chicken leg and red meat in the bowl.Is this really weird?A word "vegetarian chicken" suddenly flashed in Leng Jie's mind

"This chicken leg is not made of tofu, is it?"

The light in the eyes of the two people who were waiting to see the surprised expressions suddenly disappeared.Such an interesting thing, how could it be unveiled so soon.

Leng Jie already got the answer from the expressions of the two of them.She picked up the chicken leg and bit down on it.

"It's indeed made of tofu skin, but it tastes like chicken. It tastes better than real chicken."

Then she put the piece of braised pork into her mouth again, frowned slightly, and then praised with satisfaction: "It's made of wax gourd and taro, the fatty meat made of winter melon is smooth but not greasy, and the lean meat made of taro is tough but not greasy." Sticky teeth. Good food, it’s much better than braised pork made from pork. The most important thing is to make them look like meat, it’s so creative. The chef here is so smart that he thought of using ‘Wang Rou’ It's such a high-level move."

Leng Jie gave a candid comment while eating.She looks like a food expert at all.He looked completely different from the countryman who saw the vegetarian chicken as a real chicken just now.But her appearance really infected the other two.

"Is it really that delicious?" It can't be better than your cooking, right?Xiao Shiyu picked up a piece of "braised pork" and put it in his mouth.Just took a bite and stopped.

"How is it? Is it really that delicious?" Duanmu looked at Xiao Shiyu and asked curiously.

He looked at Leng Jie with a smile on his face, and then at Duanmu with an expectant face.Then he closed his eyes and swallowed the meat.Then he smiled and replied: "It's delicious, it's so delicious, it melts in your mouth. Brother Duanmu, you should eat more." While talking, more than half of the plate of "braised pork" has entered Duanmu's bowl.

"Oh! Let's eat it if it's delicious." Duanmu sincerely divided half of the good things in the bowl into the cold and clean bowl.

"Little brother, you are growing up, you should eat more." Leng Jie poured it to Xiao Shiyu without hesitation.It is completely the image of a good sister who loves younger brothers.Pointing to the dishes in the Duanmu bowl, he said, "Brother Duanmu, this is Xiao Shitou's love for you. You can eat it quickly!"

Duanmu smiled back, took a piece of "braised pork" in the bowl and put it in his mouth, bit it down, and frowned unconsciously.

Only now did he realize that he had been teased by the siblings.How can this have the taste of wax gourd and taro?It is clearly a piece of radish wrapped in flour, and it is salty and sweet, and I don't know what it tastes like.In a word, it is as unpalatable as it is.He glanced at the siblings who were giggling from the corner of his eyes.He really admires them both, especially her, she can really break up!Just because they laughed and she didn't tell the truth from the fake, she was able to describe such an unpalatable food as a delicacy in the world to attract them to taste it.

"Hehe, is it delicious?" Xiao Shiyu asked Duanmu jokingly.

"How did you offend Tsing Yi?" Duanmu didn't answer, but asked instead.But he was thinking in his heart, according to their mischievous characters, let alone offending the Tsing Yi Sect, he would believe that they offended the emperor.Look, you can treat him like a savior like this.

"It's nothing? Their two protectors wanted to rob us, but we accidentally picked up the tendons of our limbs." Xiao Shiyu answered easily, and put a vegetable in his mouth.

"What?" Duanmu Feng's eyes suddenly opened, and he blurted out incredulously, "You two picked out the limbs and veins of two Tsing Yi teaching guardians?"

Did he hear wrong?The eight protectors taught by Tsing Yi are all the top masters in the martial arts, whoever is pulled out, there are only a handful of people in this world who can resist it.Even he could only tie with one of them.However, they are a weak girl, a child.

"Little Shitou, how do you know that those two people are Dharma protectors? Maybe there are only two little Luoluo?" Leng Jie also asked.

Shi Yu glanced at Leng Jie with the eyes of an idiot, curled his mouth, and said with blame in his voice: "You have been running around for so long, and you don't even know that the guardians taught by Tsing Yi use a green sword with a green front and a golden handle. Is it? And those little Luoluo are Qingfeng silver handles, copper handles, iron handles or wooden handles according to their ranks."

Is there such a thing?Leng Jie looked at Duanmu Xingchen for confirmation.

It's true what they say!Duanmu Xingchen looked back at Leng Jie in astonishment, not paying attention to her eyes asking for confirmation.He was guessing who these siblings were?And what amazing abilities are they hiding that seem weak?

But the two of them staring at each other without tacit understanding at all, in Xiao Shiyu's eyes, it turned into a glaring flirt.

"Cough!" Xiao Shiyu coughed dryly, took a vegetarian chicken leg and put it in a Duanmu bowl and said politely: "Brother Duanmu, eat quickly!"

Duanmu took a bite of the vegetarian chicken in response, although he was really disappointed with the taste of the "braised pork" just now.But he still has hope for this vegetarian chicken.No, it should be said that he was hopeful about Leng Jie's evaluation.

However, he was destined to be disappointed.In this era without chicken essence and monosodium glutamate, it is impossible to kill chickens to cook chicken soup.How is it possible to make tofu skin and gluten taste like chicken?

"Brother Duanmu is not from the capital, right?" Leng Jie looked away and asked casually.

"No, I'm in the capital for some errands, and I'm leaving tomorrow." Duanmu replied sullenly, chewing on the dry vegetarian chicken in disappointment.Suddenly, he looked at Leng Jie with piercing eyes and asked, "I'm going to Jianzhou to participate in the martial arts conference, are you going?"

Leng Jie and Xiao Shiyu looked at each other, do you want to go to Jianzhou with him?
Seeing that they were silent, Duanmu continued to say: "Now the Tsing Yi Sect is looking for you everywhere. Although you two have changed your outfits, the goal of one big and one small is too obvious. As long as you walk together, someone who is interested will go to you." That association. Don’t you wonder how I recognized you? To be honest, I really didn’t recognize Xiaoshi at first. Later, when I saw you looking for him anxiously, I recognized you from your eyes Why don't we walk together, so that two adults and a child will not think about it."

What do you mean two adults bring a child?Even if he really wanted to go back to Jianzhou, he didn't want to go with this Duanmu Xingchen.Xiao Shiyu gave Duanmu a hard look with his eyes.Then he quietly glanced at Leng Jie again.Although he didn't want the three of them to go together, if she wanted to agree, he didn't seem to have any objection.

Go to Jianzhou with him?It's a good idea, but Shi Yu's curse has not been solved, so it's useless for him to go back, right?Besides, as for Duanmu's face, he can't be noticed, right?Maybe it would be more dangerous to follow him?Leng Jie thought while eating.

(End of this chapter)