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Chapter 55

"Can we sit here?" Leng Jie asked politely.

The person who was drinking was stunned for a moment, then suddenly looked back, his handsome facial features were divided in two by a long scar.The centipede-like scar ran from the corner of the left eye across the bridge of the nose to the corner of the right mouth.The deep pool-like eyes stared in surprise at his elegant visitor.

Immediately, there was another burst of astonished "hush" in the hall.

Only the two fairy-like men in front of him were not intimidated by his appearance.The girl always kept a polite smile, while the boy still kept his brows cold.The man raised his eyebrows and nodded to show no objection.

Leng Jie gave him a slight smile, expressing his gratitude.Then he pulled out a chair and hugged Xiao Shiyu onto it.Then he sat down opposite the man.

The dishes came out quickly, and as expected, they were all vegetarian.Leng Jie and Shi Yu ate a little dry food all day.At this time, they no longer looked like gods, and the two starved ghosts were reincarnated. In less than a moment, a table full of vegetarian dishes was wiped out.

The audience was dumbfounded, how could such a eating image appear on those two godlike and immortal people?

Only the shopkeeper Fat had a happy face and thought that the dishes in his shop were really good, which made these two godlike people eat so happily.Now his signboard is preserved.And the people who were at the same table with them were still drinking his small wine without changing their expressions.It seemed like nothing was about him, or that he thought everything was normal.

"Are you full?" Leng Jie asked Xiao Shiyu who was hiccupping.

"No, I don't feel full even when my stomach is bursting." Xiao Shiyu pursed her mouth cooperatively and complained.

Leng Jie blinked at him and gave him a look of appreciation.He raised his head suddenly, his complexion changed suddenly, and two sharp eyes pierced straight at the fat shopkeeper who was secretly happy like two sharp swords.

"Shopkeeper, did you hear that? My younger brother said that the food here made his stomach so full that he didn't feel full. Did you deliberately add some medicine to the food so that he wouldn't feel full after eating it, okay? Tell everyone to eat more and buy more, so as to make huge profits." The voice was as cold as ice, conveying doubts word by word.After a pause, the shopkeeper opened his mouth to explain.But Leng Jie didn't give him a chance, and turned to face the diners who were looking at her in astonishment and said loudly: "Please be quiet. Please listen to my little girl. As the saying goes, there is no profiteer, no business. But in order to make huge profits, They are crazy enough to add something to everyone's food that makes people feel hungry all the time. As far as I know, if you eat less of this kind of thing, it doesn't have a great impact on the human body, and you don't feel much. But if you eat a lot There will be a lot of side effects. The most common one is that it will grow like a fat pig like the shopkeeper. The other will be like a monkey like that Xiaoer. The third situation is that you will feel very hungry. Very hungry, and then just keep eating, and keep eating until your belly bursts."

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked.Immediately someone ordered He said: "No wonder I have eaten several times more meals in this inn than usual at home these two days, but I still feel very hungry. It seems that I can't get enough to eat. It turns out that you are a black shop!"

"Yes, I feel that way too."

"I also have this feeling"

"This is a black shop!"

"Black shop!"

"Small this black shop..."

For a while, a pot exploded in the hall.Everyone accused the fat shopkeeper of being an unscrupulous boss, accusing him of being an unscrupulous shop.The shopkeeper and the waiter had already been stunned by Leng Jie's words, wondering if they were really poisoned as she said?
Leng Jie dragged Xiao Shiyu's hand upstairs and returned to her room.As soon as the door was closed, I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Xiao Shiyu glanced at Leng Jie who was laughing, took off her coat without saying a word, climbed onto the bed and pulled the quilt away to sleep.

Leng Jie laughed enough to realize that the little guy had already slept on the bed.She turned around and prepared to carry the quilt from another room. As soon as she opened the door, the little guy immediately jumped up from the bed.As if afraid she would go away.Leng Jie looked at him in astonishment for a while before explaining: "I'll go get a quilt, don't worry I won't take the opportunity to lose you, all my baggage is here!"

"I'll go with you." Xiao Shiyu quickly put on her shoes and followed.

Leng Jie rolled her eyes helplessly in her heart, it seems that it is really not easy to get rid of this little tail!Maybe the guy said he was afraid, but he was actually afraid that she would dump him.

When Leng Jie came out with the quilt in her arms, she bumped into a wall of people.

"Oh! I'm sorry!"

A polite apology blurted out, and when she looked up, she saw the scarred man looking at her with a smile on his face.

"Is that you? Do you live here too?"

"It's me, I live here too."

Is this an answer?I don't know if I asked a strange question, or he answered it strangely?But no matter how you listen to it, it feels awkward.Leng Jie smiled at him and was about to move forward, but the man refused to give way.Leng Jie asked him with his eyes if something was wrong?
He stared straight at Leng Jie for a moment before asking: "You've stirred up a mess of smoke here, don't you just want to watch a good show? But why did you leave first? Those who believed your words are just talking about it." I am so angry that I want to tear down this store."

"Hehe, I'm not interested in going to theater, I was born to be a director." I didn't expect to be exposed by this person at a glance, but Leng Jie didn't feel embarrassed.This is a very simple matter, but there is only one reason why so many people believe her nonsense: that is the beauty effect!Those guys have long been mesmerized by her appearance.I don't have the brains to tell if it's because I haven't eaten in the past two days and just ate vegetarian food.That's why I always feel hungry!
The little one behind squeezed out and stood between Leng Jie and the man with the scar without saying a word, expressing his dissatisfaction.

Although the man with the scar didn't understand what director she was talking about?But from her smile, he saw a mischief.He bowed his head and glanced at the little one, then took a few steps back to make way for the passage.

"Thank you!" Leng Jie walked past him towards the door.A magnetic male voice came from behind
"We will meet again."

Leng Jie turned her back to him and shrugged, but didn't turn around and didn't reply.Follow the little boy into the room.

The farce in the lobby of the Ronghua Inn, directed by Leng Jie, ended with Fat shopkeeper agreeing to waive all board and board fees.The fat shopkeeper, who had regained his composure, finally realized that he had offended an expert by kicking on the iron board.That fairy-like girl not only played tricks on him and everyone else, not to mention causing him to lose money, but also smashed down the golden signboard of the first place in the capital that he built with great difficulty.

He has always been the one who tricks people, and the fat shopkeeper who is playing with people naturally refuses to let it go.The two bubble eyes blinked and narrowed into a line.The fat pig's mouth, which was tilted to one side in anger, pulled hard to the other side a few times.A poisonous plan came to mind.

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Xiao Shiyu climbed into the bed and hid under the quilt when she entered the house.Two black pearl-like eyeballs glided away as if he didn't exist coldly.The little girl blushed and watched as she took off the skirt and robe on her body like no one else, and put on a black dress.Then he skillfully laid out the quilt, carefully placed the burden under the pillow, turned off the lamp and closed his clothes to sleep.

"Why sleep in night clothes?" Xiao Shiyu couldn't help asking.

Leng Jie turned around and pulled up the little guy's quilt, wrapped him tightly before softly replying: "You can rest assured to sleep! If you hear any noise at night, don't make a sound. Now that sister If I take you with me, I will definitely protect you."

Xiao Shiyu nodded, "Yes".Then obediently close your eyes and sleep.

The cold wind is howling, and the long night is slow.Just after the knocking sound of the third watch outside the window, Leng Jie was awakened by the sound of "Xi Xi Shu Suo" outside the window.She immediately turned over and got off the ground, first wrapped the little guy who was still sleeping soundly in the quilt, picked him up together with the quilt, and gently put it under the bed.Then put the pillow into another comforter for a fake sleep look.She took out the silver needle from her waist, held it in her hand, and walked to the window.

Just as Leng Jie hid herself, the wooden bolt of the window was pulled out from the outside.The two windows opened gently, and then two black figures jumped in through the windows.Then the two gleaming sharp swords rushed straight to the arched quilt on the bed like two silver snakes.There was no unexpected feeling of piercing into the human body, the two men in black were stunned at the same time, and the two pairs of mouse eyes looked at each other. The word "deceitful" just came to my mind, and I didn't have time to call it out.Both of them felt a numbness in their bodies at the same time, followed by two muffled grunts, followed by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.

Taking advantage of the moonlight coming in through the window, Leng Jie picked up the man in black who had fallen on the ground and threw him on the bed.Then he took off all the clothes on them.Then make the naked two people embrace each other.Then tie their hands and feet behind each other with their own clothes, and gag their mouths with their footbindings.After they were done, Leng Jie smiled and covered them with a quilt.

"Why not kill them?"

The clear and crisp child's voice with a strong taste of killing suddenly entered the ears, startling Leng Jie who was proud of his masterpiece.Then he gave the perpetrator who crawled out from under the bed a vicious look.He lowered his voice and said sharply, "Why did you come out? Didn't I tell you not to make any noise?"

After the training, without waiting for the little guy's reaction, just put a little on him.Throw him under the bed again.

The little guy couldn't make a sound, couldn't move, and could only express his extreme honesty with two stern gazes.However, Leng Jie didn't look at him at all.Because she was staring intently at the door at this moment.A slender bamboo tube was slowly protruding from the slit by the door, and then a wisp of green smoke slowly drifted out from the slender tube.

Leng Jie said in her heart: "It's really time to come!" She casually grabbed a piece of clothing that was spilled by the man in black, and quickly put it into the washbasin filled with washing water to soak it.Then he held his breath and jumped to the door, using a damp cloth to block the green smoke back.Immediately, there was a violent coughing sound from outside the door.Leng Jie pursed her lips and sighed in her heart: "It turns out that the ancient techniques used in assassination and black shops are really only these two kinds of indiscretions! I really don't understand how Sun Erniang can hunt so many stuffed buns?"

(End of this chapter)