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Chapter 45

At the beginning, because the silly queen's face was as pale as a ghost, and because she was pretending to be a low-key eunuch, Leng Jie always applied a kind of herbal juice on her face that made people look unnutritive.Now that she doesn't have to act like a eunuch anymore, Leng Jie washes off the sallow concoction on her face, rubs on her homemade cream, and then thickens and lengthens her eyebrows.Put on the well-fitting fuchsia royal robe and boots.The hair is tied with jade bandits on the top of the head.Inside the blurry bronze mirror, a hazy ancient handsome man is ready to emerge immediately.

At this time, Qing'er's voice calling for dinner came from outside: "My lord, it's time for lunch. Mr. Hu is waiting for you in the front hall!"

"Just come!"

Leng Jie patted her delicate and smooth face lightly, and got up to eat in satisfaction.But as soon as he opened the door, he was blocked by Qing'er outside the door.

What a handsome boy!Qinger thought nympho.But it took only a moment for her to realize that this is her son's room.

"You, you, who are you? Why are you in the son's room?"

Seeing Qing'er's dumbfounded expression, she laughed coldly and teased, "Qing'er, your saliva is coming out!"

Qing'er swallowed unconsciously, and asked again: "Who the hell are you? Why are you in the son's room?" Qing'er suddenly covered her mouth with her hands, and then suddenly realized: "Oh! I know!"

Leng Jie was about to tease her again, seeing that she recognized her so quickly, she couldn't help feeling bored.Pressed lightly on her head, and walked past her to the front hall.But as soon as she stepped out, she was stopped by Qing'er's super high decibel scream.

"There are thieves—! Catch the thieves—!"

Leng Jie turned around abruptly, her eyes had grasped everything within a mile of her surroundings.Except for the two of them, there is not even a mouse here, where are the thieves?But Qing'er's screams were not fake.Is there another expert like Ziying appearing?
"Where is the thief?" Qingfeng, who heard the sound, flew over and landed beside them, asking eagerly.

When Qinger saw the breeze coming, she became more courageous.Stretching out his finger to Leng Jie, he said, "He, he is a thief!"

Qingfeng followed Qing'er's fingers and looked over, just in time to meet Leng Jie's astonished eyes.This glance made Qingfeng startled, is it her?This is her real face!No matter how she changes, he can always recognize her clear, crystal-clear eyes full of wisdom at a glance.Qingfeng widened her gaze, her pink face, delicate nose, and moist vermilion lips.All the facial features are more exquisite and perfect when put together, just like a fairy boy who has accidentally left behind.Just like a boy who spreads wealth carved in powder and jade.

Don't be surprised that Qingfeng doesn't think of her as a fairy, but as a boy.Because she is now dressed in men's clothing.It really doesn't match up with fairies.

"I'm a thief? You said 'oh, I know!' for a long time, that means you know your son is a thief!" Leng Jie pointed to her nose and asked Qing'er dumbfounded.

Hearing this, Qing'er You's eyes suddenly opened, and the two black grape-like eyeballs almost fell out.His mouth was so open that he even forgot to breathe, and the finger pointing at Leng Jie was trembling.I couldn't speak a word for a long time.

Qingfeng was the first to come back to her senses, looking at her dressed as a prince, an unspeakable sourness flashed in her heart again.He immediately put on his usual gentle smile, held his breath, and teased Qing'er: "You girl, you don't even recognize your own master? You're screaming so loudly, now the whole palace knows that Qingfengju is causing thieves, right?" !"

"That's right, don't even think about it, what kind of thief dares to come and break into Mr. Hu's Qingfeng Residence! Unless he is lighting lanterns in the latrine." Leng Jie continued with a smile.

Qing'er finally put her eyeballs back in place, breathed out the carbon dioxide pent up in her stomach, and took a few breaths of fresh air.Then he asked, "How do you say it?"

"Look for death!"

"Hehe...hehe...Young master is funny again."

"However, why does the young master change in a blink of an eye? But he has become really good-looking! Qing'er is the most beautiful person I have ever seen except for the emperor and Mr. Hu."

Halo, how many men has she met in total?
Qingfeng and Lengjie looked at each other and made a twinkle in their eyes.Let Qing'er ask and answer by herself with a smile.

"Oh, I see, because the young master is wearing the new clothes given by the emperor. Hey! Why is the young master missing?"

When Leng Jie and Qing Feng came to the front hall by the wind, the food had already been served.

Because Leng Jie didn't eat breakfast, she was so hungry that her chest stuck to her back.After washing hands, sit down and start.

Qingfeng saw her wolfing down, looking like a storm.Can't help but think of seeing her eating in the East Palace twice.He couldn't help frowning and asked, "Are you hungry?"

While chewing a piece of braised pork, Leng Jie replied: "Yes! If you don't eat breakfast now, you will feel starved to death." Because this body is still developing.

It must be because after I got angry at her in the morning, she was so angry that she didn't eat breakfast!A pang of guilt slowly rose from the bottom of my heart, and then completely occupied Qingfeng's brain.It made Qingfeng feel more and more that he was wrong.How could he blame her?She was also approached by Xuanyuan because she became his junior, didn't she?If he hadn't found out that she was pretending to be stupid, if she hadn't sent Qing'er out of the palace, if she hadn't saved Xuanyuan and him.If... But how can there be so many ifs!It is impossible to start over from what has happened.But mistakes can be made up for.Therefore, Qingfeng said to Leng Jie solemnly: "I'm sorry! I was wrong in the morning, I shouldn't be so fierce to you."

"Uh..." Leng Jie was really puzzled by Qingfeng's sudden sincerity.She didn't even take what happened in the morning to heart.Why should he apologize?It's not like his personality, is it?In her eyes, Qingfeng is not the kind of person who would sincerely apologize for a trivial matter.Did he do anything to apologize to her?Leng Jie swallowed the food in her mouth, and replied: "Why do you apologize? I forgot what happened in the morning when I came out of your room. You don't need to apologize."

After speaking, he continued to fight with the food in the bowl.

"If you like to be a prince, then be it! I will help you, and try not to expose your identity." Qingfeng said again.

Leng Jie stopped again, staring at Qingfeng's face for a minute, making sure he had no conspiracy before asking lazily: "Who said I like being a prince? Who said I'm going to be a prince?"

Qingfeng didn't answer, but just shifted her gaze to the eye-catching purple-red royal robe.

Leng Jie glanced at the clothes on his body, and said lightly: "This is the prop for the afternoon."

"What are props?"

"You'll know when the time comes. But just don't be scared by me when the time comes."

What do you mean by not being frightened?Was he less frightened by her?Qingfeng asked suspiciously: "What do you want to do?"

"You will know this when the time comes, as long as you don't tear down my table." Leng Jie replied while eating, seeing that Qingfeng was only staring at herself to eat, she couldn't help teasing: "Hey! Why don't you move your chopsticks? Could it be that you want to wait for the imperial banquet tonight with an empty stomach?"

Qingfeng froze for a moment, then picked up the chopsticks and put a piece of green vegetables into his mouth.

Leng Jie took a piece of leftover braised pork and five-spice beef into the Qingfeng bowl and said, "That's right, eat quickly, the banquet tonight is still early!"

Does she think he is a gluttonous child?Qingfeng laughed while eating Leng Jie's meat, "I never attend that kind of imperial banquet."

"Why? Too noisy? Don't you like eating with those ministers?" Leng Jie asked casually, looking at Qingfeng.

Qingfeng nodded, indicating that she had guessed everything right.

Leng Jie stopped, stared at Qingfeng earnestly for a while, and concluded: "It's understandable, you don't understand human affairs and accidents, and you like to do your own way. It does look a bit like otherworldly things."

He doesn't eat fireworks?If he really has that kind of transcendence, how could the master drive him out of the mountain!He just couldn't get used to those oily-faced, pious ministers.But she summed up his character quite rightly. He really doesn't understand human affairs, and likes to do his own way.But how come it comes to this?Qingfeng suddenly asked: "Are you dressed like this for the imperial banquet at night?"

Leng Jie nodded and said: "Well, not only me, you also want to participate." Before Qingfeng objected, he said seriously, "If I guess correctly, the emperor will reward our two beauties back. You know Giving a beautiful woman to me is also a waste, why don't I give you my share too! Let you enjoy the blessing of being equal to everyone. Who made you my senior brother!"

Qingfeng's face turned red suddenly, and then he looked at her suspiciously.Is she really a girl?Is this what you ladies look like?After a long time, he said: "You don't have to worry, I have already negotiated with the emperor, he will not give you a marriage."

At this time, Leng Jie had finished eating, put down her chopsticks, wiped her mouth with a towel, and asked casually:

"Oh! What do you say?"

Qingfeng then repeated the content of the negotiation between him and Xuanyuan, and after finishing speaking, Qingfeng saw that she was always indifferent.As if the matter had nothing to do with Ben and her, she hurriedly said:

"You have the most ideas, so hurry up and help think about it. How can Xuanyuan pass this afternoon's draft? He is waiting in the imperial study room for a perfect plan!"

"Hic!" Leng Jiehao hiccupped invisibly, and touched his distended stomach with his hand.He said lazily: "Let him wait! I have already thought of a plan, not only can he avoid the woman's troubles, but I can also get away safely." The laziness was swept away, and in an instant, he put on a cautious expression and asked: "Do you want to leave the palace? If you want, I can help you by the way. I don't think you are really suitable for this place. As for the emperor, he has a heart It's much more than you. Don't look at him always condescending in front of you, in fact he has a dark belly. So, you don't have to worry about him being unable to handle it. "

(End of this chapter)