agent stupid

Chapter 39

Because of Xuanyuan's good looks, too many people stared at him since he was a child.Therefore, he hates people staring at him.Being stared at by Wuming like this made him very uncomfortable, he frowned unconsciously, and at the same time got goose bumps all over his body.I couldn't help but stop him and said, "What kind of eyes are you looking at? Don't look at me like that, look at people!"

After a while, Leng Jie suddenly asked: "Your Majesty, has anyone ever told you that you are beautiful? You are really beautiful, even more beautiful than the most beautiful woman I have ever seen!"

Xuanyuan's face turned red, then purple, and finally blue.Then she stared at Leng Jie, opened her mouth, moved her lips a few times, but never spoke.

After listening to Leng Jie's words, Eunuch Fu, who was always by the side, immediately thought of the fact that the emperor was always praised by the empress for being beautiful when he was a child.Can't help laughing out.Suddenly saw the emperor's face and knew that the emperor was angered again, so he hurriedly said, "The emperor is handsome, how can he describe it as beautiful?"

Leng Jie teased: "All good-looking things can be described as beautiful. Of course, beauty can also be divided into internal and external. Having a good skin like the emperor, and a heart that loves the people like a child can be regarded as both internal and external." Beautiful. Like you, Mr. Fu, you don’t look very good on the outside, but you are really loyal and loyal, which can be regarded as inner beauty.”

Before they agreed, he continued with a half-smile and said, "May the emperor ask you a question? Why are you so resistant to concubine concubine matters? Why are there no maids in your Dragon Palace? It can't be because you have special hobbies." Bar?"

Xuanyuan's face turned black, comparable to Guan Gong's.The veins on his forehead were about to burst.The cold air emanating from his whole body froze the air within three feet around him.His cold eyes glanced at Eunuch Fu, then fell on Leng Jie and stopped.It seemed that he was going to freeze his mouth, which was always capable of bringing life back to life, with cold air.

sky!Does the emperor have any special hobbies?Could it be that?Eunuch Fu was first startled by Leng Jie's words, then shuddered by the emperor's glance, and then realized that he was not helping again, so he glanced at Leng Jie resentfully.He said "Old slave is going to make tea" and hurriedly fled from this place.

Leng Jie seemed to be immune to the cold, but she still met Xuanyuan's stern gaze with a smile on her face, and told him with her eyes that she was just curious and had no malicious intentions.

Xuanyuan was even more dumbfounded, finally with a grim expression on his face, he gritted his teeth and said, "Wu Ming, do you know what you're talking about? Is I being too indulgent to you? Now you are not paying attention to me more and more. You can I know that your senior brother has never been so rude to me."

Leng Jiemian finished the last bite of steamed stuffed bun without changing his expression, stood up and said, "Look! I knew the phrase 'A companion is like a tiger' is the truth. It's okay, you don't need to pamper me, let alone feel wronged. "Then pointing to his neck, he stretched it out in front of Xuanyuan and said: "This head is here, you can take it anytime you want. But can you tell me first, where have you and my senior brother developed? Let me die Satisfy your curiosity now!"

Seeing that Xuanyuan's face was pale with anger, his tongue was tied up, and the hand holding the spoon was trembling.Leng Jie continued: "But brother, it's true, you are so beautiful and treat him so well, why would he still want to go out and wander the rivers and lakes?"

"Wuming! You, you, you are so hateful! If I had known this, I shouldn't have saved you yesterday!" Xuanyuan finally broke out before vomiting blood.

Seeing that the heat had come, Leng Jie took the opportunity and said naively: "Look, I'm just not likable. When I was in Tianmu Mountain, my master often vomited blood because of anger, so he drove me to my senior brother. If I If you continue to stay, I really don’t know what trouble it will cause you? How about this, I will leave my senior brother to you, and you let me go to the rivers and lakes by myself?"

What does it mean to leave a senior brother to him?What was going through his mind at a young age?If you haven't seen his unique insights and those incisive strategies.Just because he is always eccentric and teases himself with a glib tongue, Xuanyuan may drive him as far as his master did.But now, Xuanyuan would rather endure his occasional indiscriminate language raging than let go of a rare talent.Of course, it would be better if Qingfeng could teach him to be more obedient.

Leng Jie saw that Xuanyuan's phoenix eyes, which were wide open just now, narrowed into a line.I knew the plan had failed.But she's not the type to back down when trouble strikes.When one plan fails, another plan is made. During the time of the morning court, she had already thought up several plans for going out of the palace in an upright manner.

Without waiting for his answer, she got up and walked to her workbench, pushed away the rice paper, and picked up a pen to practice calligraphy.It is said that words are a person's face and a person's spiritual outlook.After being treated as illiterate once, she decided to practice brush calligraphy that can be as smooth and graceful as her hard-tipped calligraphy.Let's see who dares to laugh at her again.

Seeing Wuming, Xuanyuan quietly returned to his seat to practice calligraphy seriously, as if the person who asked the question just now had nothing to do with him at all.Can't help but be confused: what does he mean by this?Haven't you promised him yet?Why are you acting like a normal person?Xuanyuan couldn't help but said: "Now is the time when Jinghe Dynasty is employing people, and I won't let you go. No matter what you say, it doesn't matter, anyway, I have already learned about your 'unpleasant'. And, even if you Don't worry a million times, I won't separate your glib little mouth from your neck."

"I know." Leng Jie didn't stand on the stage, and responded lightly, still concentrating on practicing her calligraphy.

Facing Wuming's plain expression, Xuanyuan suddenly felt an inexplicable panic.He couldn't help asking himself what's wrong?Could it be that he is used to teasing and teasing from nameless, big or small?Instead, you're not used to him talking to yourself in such a serious manner?

At the end of September and the beginning of October, Jinghe Dynasty ushered in the second happy event of the year.No matter the court or the folk.There are lights and festoons everywhere, full of joy.The cold, handsome and majestic emperor is finally about to choose a concubine.This news has aroused many young girls who dreamed of flying on the branches and becoming a phoenix, and their spring hearts sprouted.

But contrary to that at the beginning of September, this time the whole palace was filled with joy except for the scenery.From the empress dowager to the lowly court ladies and eunuchs, none of them showed a trace of happiness on their faces.Of course, there are two exceptions, that is Qingfeng, the imperial doctor, and Lengjie, the silly queen.

The most desolate palace is not the East Palace, but the West Palace.The east palace is still cold and cold, but because the stupid master doesn't care about someone coming to rob her of her husband, the palace slaves still easily live a life of being ignored.It seems that the happy events in the palace have nothing to do with the East Palace at all.

And Nishinomiya is different, she won the emperor's favor for less than a month, and she has not even seen the emperor's face a few times, so she wants to share her beloved man with many sisters.Just thinking about Shui Rong'er makes her angry.If there is nothing to do, she ran to her aunt the queen mother (because she dared not go to the emperor|) to make a big fuss.No matter how much the queen mother persuades, it will not work.In the end, the Empress Dowager had no choice but to confine Concubine Shui to the West Palace.

The Empress Dowager's ears are quiet, but she has suffered a lot from the slaves in the West Palace.It's the lightest thing to scold you if you don't like it, and it's a big punishment if you don't move.In short, if it doesn't make others scream again and again, it's just that she herself is complaining constantly.Since the emperor announced the selection of concubines, the palace people in the West Palace have been struggling in dire straits.Those palace slaves who worked so hard to jump over from the East Palace to enjoy the blessings now regret it even more.

Some palace people commented that today's West Palace is like Qingfeng Yaolu two years ago.It has simply become a purgatory on earth.These words happened to be heard by Leng Jie who was passing by.She was very curious why those palace people compared the West Palace to the Qingfeng Medicine House two years ago?And what she has always been puzzled about is why all the palace people, including Eunuch Fu, seem to be afraid of the breeze?In the past, she thought it was because the emperor was covering the breeze.Listening to it now, it seems that there must be another reason.

Go back to find Qingfeng to solve the problem.

Qingfeng had no choice but to tell him all over again how the servants sent by the queen mother were used as medicine men when he first entered the palace.After speaking, he looked at her expression worriedly, thinking that she would blame him for being cruel.Unexpectedly, without even blinking, she took his hand and flew towards the West Palace.He said he wanted to see what it was like.Qingfeng didn't understand what was going on, so she was dragged to the West Palace.

On the wall of the West Palace, the two people stood side by side, watching with interest the good performances in the West Palace one after another.

Leng Jie pointed at the servants below who were ordered to be whipped by Concubine Shui, and asked, "Are they as unlucky as your medicine men?"

Qingfeng shook his head and replied: "It's not the same. I never hit people with my hands. What they have to bear is the force of medicine, not force. But as long as they survive, their bodies will be stronger than before. Now those palaces in Qingfeng Residence Slaves, they were all sent by the Queen Mother at that time."

No wonder Mr. Fu is so afraid of him. Look at the servants in Qingfengju who are either dumb, deaf, or pockmarked and blind.Don't be afraid of him!Leng Jie rolled her eyes secretly.It seems that people really can't be judged by appearances!A boy as cute as Qingfeng also has such a cold side.Not to mention this narrow-minded Shui Rong'er.Leng Jie pointed at Shui Rong'er who was hysterically beating a court lady and said, "Oh! You see, this is the tragedy of pinning your hopes on men! I think she will be driven crazy by herself before those rivals show up. gone."

Don't women depend on men?Qingfeng was stunned for a moment, and then replied after a while: "Since ancient times, men have had three wives and four concubines, let alone the emperor. This Shui Rong'er is too jealous. She wants to monopolize the emperor with the power of the Shui family, how is it possible?" ? Don’t say that the emperor doesn’t like her in the first place, even if it’s a romantic relationship between the first empress and the first emperor, wouldn’t she be favored for a long time? The first emperor will still expand the harem.”

(End of this chapter)