agent stupid

Chapter 27

"Then what are you going to do? It's what you said yourself that you can't quit after entering the school. Don't you want to regret not teaching me martial arts now?" Leng Jie's only patience was finally worn out. asked coldly.

"Look, is this your attitude towards senior brother? It's so disrespectful! Did I say I won't teach you? Do you think I called you here so early to see the night view!"

To teach!You said it earlier!It took a few days for my sister to be on tenterhooks.Leng Jie patted her chest, let out a sigh of relief, a smile appeared on her face, and she blurted out nice words: "I knew that I wouldn't misjudge the person or vote in the wrong door. Senior brother is really upright and keeps his word." A true gentleman, a great husband! Wuming has decided to include you as an idol!"

After listening to the first half of the sentence, it was okay, but the latter was too irritating. I promised to teach her martial arts, and demoted me to a puppet?Qingfeng roared angrily: "Idol? Do you think I'm a puppet?"

"Ugh! The idol I'm talking about refers to the object of worship! There is absolutely no derogatory element in it!" Hearing that Qingfeng's tone was wrong, he realized that he had used the wrong modern word, and hurriedly explained.Seeing that the explanation was effective, I couldn't help but joked, "Brother, you are so humorous! Fortunately, you didn't directly explain it as a 'object of vomiting', otherwise, the consequences of my crime would be great, brother."

"You worship me?" This person who always deflates himself will worship himself?Qingfeng asked in disbelief.

"Hey! Brother, you don't seem to have confidence? You have strong martial arts skills and excellent medical skills. You are handsome and personable. You are young and promising, and you keep your word...Look at so many things that are worthy of learning and admiration. How can you not have self-confidence? What!" In order to learn martial arts, Leng Jie once again used her eloquence.

"Huh, who said that I have no confidence? I just don't believe what you say. Since you met you, you have to figure it out. How many truths have you said? You not only talk about people when you meet people, but You're talking nonsense, and even your face changes every now and then. Until now, I haven't even seen your real face!" Although there was some complaint in the words, the tone was indeed peaceful.Before Leng Jie could speak, he went on to say: "Forget it, stop talking nonsense, time is running out, you sit down cross-legged like the last time you expelled poison, and I will open up your tendons. It may hurt a little later, You have to hold back, if you turn your anger back, both of us will go mad. Do you understand?"

"Understood!" After answering, he immediately sat down according to Qingfeng's instructions.

Qingfeng sat with Leng Jie facing each other in the same posture.Gather the Qi of the dantian in the palm, and slowly inject it into Leng Jie's body, from the arm to the dantian.Then, pulling the powerful zhenqi in Leng Jie's body, he rushed towards the blocked acupoints...

After a while, cold sweat was dripping on Leng Jie's forehead.Clenched teeth, "clack" sound.A wave of hot air in the body is drawn by the pure wind and rushes around, and every time it reaches a large acupoint, it has to endure different pains.Sometimes it is as painful as a burning fire.Sometimes it is as cold as falling ice.Then there is the itching and pain like ten thousand ants eating one's heart.

"Oh my God! Is this called some pain? The punishment of hell is nothing more than that!" Leng Jie gritted her teeth, suppressing the pain, and wailed in her heart.

Finally, the qi rushed through Tianzhu, Fengchi, Yamen and Houding points to Baihui.Immediately afterwards, Leng Jie felt that the top of her head was sleeping for thousands of years, waiting for a thousand years of volcano to erupt suddenly. A hot flow, like billowing magma, flowed unimpededly to the limbs and bones of the body through the blood vessels.Where the heat flow went, it was painful at first, and then it was full of vitality like a stimulant.

"Okay! It's cleared up! The zhenqi in your body is at least sixty years old. As long as you can use it freely, maybe you can really learn something within a month. The heart formula I gave you the day before yesterday You remember it! After adjusting your breath for a while, use that method to circulate the zhenqi in your body for twelve weeks." Qingfeng wiped his sweat with his palms, and instructed softly.Seeing Wuming nodded in agreement, carefully adjusted his breath, and warned: "After practicing, wait here for me to come back from court to accompany you to the East Palace. If you let me know that you went to the East Palace alone, then you will be dealt with according to the door regulations. "

After speaking, without waiting for Wuming to answer, he got up and patted the sundries on his clothes, his elegant figure flashed and disappeared in the darkness instantly.

The resplendent and majestic hall is now as lively as a teahouse vegetable market.Officials at all levels are chatting together in groups of three, five, and four or six, and anecdotes about the universe.For example, which official has taken a new concubine, which brothel has a new girl, which adult is afraid of guilt, which family has a prodigal son, and so on.However, after talking about it, there is no one thing to say about the government and the common people.

With the shout of the eunuch Shili

"The Emperor is here!"

The noisy scene immediately quieted down, and all civil and military officials immediately lined up and took their positions, kowtowing in unison and shouting: "Long live the emperor! Long live!"

Wearing a golden crown and wearing a dragon robe, the expressionless emperor, accompanied by Eunuch Fu, stomped square steps and slowly entered the palace.After glancing at the ministers kneeling all over the ground with shrewd eyes, he walked leisurely to the spacious dragon chair of the superior.Stand on your feet, sit upright, and raise your hand to signal free courtesy.

When all the ministers got up, the Fu Gonggong next to the emperor said knowingly: "The emperor has a decree: if there is something to do, submit a memorial, and if there is nothing to do, leave the court!"

"Report to the emperor, the old minister has something to say!"

"Master Shui, the emperor said that if there is something to do, please make up for it." Eunuch Fu reminded.

"Your Majesty! The old minister wants to ask: Why doesn't the Emperor explain the confusion to the ministers face to face? The ministers have not heard the emperor's eloquence for ten days. I am very disturbed!" After speaking, one eye was fixed on the emperor's expression, and the other One eye squeezed together to wink at other officials.

The emperor went to court early for ten consecutive days without saying a word, and went into the imperial study every day as soon as he came to court, saying that he was concentrating on reviewing the memorials.But he refused to see anyone.Even his favorite concubine and queen mother were stopped outside the door.This has to arouse serious doubts among sensitive ministers.

Immediately, a few more officials ordered him to say: "Please speak to the emperor, the minister is uneasy!"

Said that all the officials were staring at the emperor's expression, and saw that the emperor's face remained unchanged, while the always solemn and prudent Eunuch Fu beside him showed a nervous expression.Officials appear to have accelerated their speculation.A fat-faced second-rank civil servant asked aggressively: "Is there something wrong with the emperor's voice? If that's the case, you must have the imperial physician diagnose and treat it as soon as possible! Thinking about my majestic and powerful country, how can there be an emperor who can't speak?" What about it? If other small countries know about this, what face will you have?" The implication is that if you are really dumb, you should obediently give up your seat early!
The face of the person on the dragon chair suddenly turned cold, and his cold and sharp eyes were like two sharp swords, piercing straight at the questioning official.The stabbing made the official feel cold, and after staggering, he knelt tremblingly and begged for mercy: "The emperor is angry! The old minister is also worried about the emperor! There is absolutely no difference!"

Seeing this, the others also knelt down.However, the doubts on the face did not diminish.

At this time, the emperor's complexion suddenly became warmer, and he smiled, and his tone was unusually peaceful, as if he was chatting with everyone: "Oh! Really? Worry about me? I really want to thank you all for your loyalty! It's just , I don’t know what you want to hear from me? Why don’t you tell me about you, Mr. Huang! I wonder how is the ninth lady of your family? Do you want me to decide for you to divorce your original wife Lin who prevented you from taking a concubine? Huh? And Mrs. Liu, your young master’s broken leg is healed. Would you like me to speak to the imperial physician for you? By the way, and Mrs. Shui, I don’t know if the new orchid in Yihong Court has our noble concubine Shui He is beautiful and gentle? Why don't you invite me into the palace and let me see it too? Your lord Wang..."

"Is there any adult who wants to listen to me? Let me just say enough at once, and then I will solve all the family affairs of all my loves. Perhaps, only in this way can you work hard for the court and know where there is a disaster? Where are the people suffering? Where are the officials neglecting their duties? Where are the..."

The ministers who were aggressive just now were already sweating and shivering from the emperor's soft words.It never occurred to them that all the gossip they had chatted with just now fell into the emperor's ears verbatim.At this moment, naturally, no one paid attention to the inappropriateness of the emperor's voice and mouth shape.Instead, he kept prostrate on the ground and confessed: "The minister is guilty! The emperor is merciful! The minister is guilty! The evil emperor is merciful!..."

"Huh! Those who are guilty, go to Dali Temple to receive the punishment immediately! Thirty for civilian officials, sixty for military officers. Father Fu, go for a medical examination. If there are any fraudsters, they will all be punished as deceitful."

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness!"

Xie Wanen, the delicate and fleshy civil servants supported each other's trembling bodies, and walked out of the hall tremblingly.Although the military officers were not as scared as the civil servants, they were also in a cold sweat.

Only Eunuch Fu was the happiest in his heart. This was the happiest day in his heart since the emperor took the throne for three years, except for the day when the emperor took the throne.In the past, all the officials in the court acted on the cold face, but later they changed to Shui Shangshu.And the emperor is just a decoration in their eyes.Today, Mr. Qingfeng finally vented his anger for the emperor.

When everyone left the hall, the person on the dragon chair suddenly shouted to the bottom of the table: "Come out! Everyone is gone."

After finishing speaking, he looked at a petite black body in a daze, and slowly moved out from under the table, and complained while moving: "Oh, why is this table made higher! It makes me lie on it and move." Can’t move! Brother, why are you rushing in a daze? Hurry up and help pull me out!”

(End of this chapter)