agent stupid

Chapter 1

In the Jinghe Dynasty, the third year of Jingxuan, on the eighth day of the ninth lunar month, it is suitable for marriage, marriage, fortune, and sacrifice.

Blue bricks and green tiles, carved beams and embroidered houses, jade-paved scenery and the palace, everywhere is full of joy.Up to the empress dowager, down to the court ladies and eunuchs, all smiles.Because this day is a good day for Jinghe's No. 13 emperor Xuanyuan Yunxuan and imperial concubine Shui Ronger to get married.

However, what was out of tune with it was bleakness everywhere at this time, and the bleak scene was the East Palace where the empress lived.All the court ladies have withdrawn from the imperial concubine's west palace, leaving only two young eunuchs guarding the door of the empress' bedroom.

The person on the bed slowly opened his eyes, and quickly scanned the surrounding environment with sharp eagle eyes.Even Leng Jie, who has always been known for his calmness and wisdom, could not help but be confused by the situation in front of him.The big mahogany bed with carved dragons and phoenixes, the mahogany kitchen shelf filled with all kinds of valuable antique toys, the window with stickers, the bronze mirror dressing table, and antique clothes, all of them are obviously antique.She couldn't help asking secretly, "What's the situation? I'm obviously dead! Is this heaven?" But the dark and cold air around made her immediately deny this childish and ridiculous idea.Could it be the legendary hell?However, the conditions are too good!It seems that this is a place between heaven and hell, then, isn't it the world?Am I not dead?But obviously because I accidentally discovered her husband's betrayal when I was performing a task.Accidentally, he was shot in the back.And the feeling of heartache at that time is still so clear now.Pressing her painful heart, Leng Jie couldn't help cursing inwardly: "NND, love is really a gut-piercing poison! Think of me as the Flying Eagle known as the Chinese version of 007—Leng Jie. Even the US FBI can't do anything about me. However, he was completely injured by this love word, and his body and mind were exhausted. He was accidentally killed by an unknown gangster." Leng Jie, who was about to stand up and observe the situation, had just touched the ground when a voice came from outside the door. The voice of neither male nor female sounds like the voice of the eunuch in the ancient palace shown on TV.

"It's unlucky! The whole palace is just the two of us guarding this cold East Palace. Do you think the idiot queen in it is dead now?"

"Should be completely dead! The emperor personally confessed that the top crane top red brought by the Ministry of Internal Affairs is the weight of two people. There are ghosts only if you don't die!"

As an agent, Leng Jie quickly figured out the current situation from the conversation between the two outside the door.This is indeed the palace, and the foolish queen they are talking about is none other than herself, because she is the only one in this room.Although she couldn't figure out how she became a foolish queen, she clearly knew that the emperor had ordered her to kill her.And what is it that a person who drank enough for two people and still survived is not a ghost?Leng Jie straightened up and stood up, making sure that this delicate body was not her own.Walking to the bronze mirror, want to see what this ghost really looks like?The blurry ghost image in the bronze mirror really startled her, her face turned pale and blue, her lips turned purple.A pair of big copper bell-like eyes are full of bloodshot eyes, and this is the only red that can be seen from this body.A waterfall of black hair is the only thing Leng Jie is satisfied with.Pure white silk underwear with water sleeves.If you find another pair of red embroidered shoes, then this ghost will be perfect.Leng Jie thought so.

"Little Qingzi, go in and have a look. If you're dead, we'll go to the Xinhe Hall to watch the ceremony. Today is the day of the emperor's wedding, and there will be a lot of rewards. I heard that the Shui Guifei is as beautiful as a fairy. She is the emperor's childhood sweetheart, and the empress dowager's own niece!"

"That's right, otherwise, how could the emperor not let this foolish queen go? Isn't it all to prevent the imperial concubine from being wronged! Think about it, let the emperor's favorite imperial concubine salute a fool, let alone the empress I can't bear it, even the emperor can't bear it!"

snort!Sure enough, men don't have a good thing. They have been a virtue since ancient times. It is their common problem to like the new and dislike the old.The voice of talking outside the door was getting closer, Leng Jie scanned the bedroom once again, touched a golden hairpin from the dressing table, held it in his hand, and quickly jumped behind the only blind spot door in the room.

The door opened, and the two walked into the room, one behind the other, walking and chatting.Suddenly the two of them stared wide-eyed, staring blankly at the empty big bed.How could the person who was supposed to be on the bed disappear?They clearly saw her drinking the medicinal wine and laying on the bed, and they had been guarding the door the whole time, never leaving, how could it be possible that she disappeared?Unless, unless there is...the two couldn't help shivering.Then came the door closing and a dark, ghostly voice from behind.
"Give me back my life? You guys are so ruthless! You won't even let a fool go!"

The two of them trembled in fright, their teeth creaked, their legs gave way, and they knelt down in disbelief, kowtowing desperately and begging for mercy: "My lord, please forgive me! The servants are also obeying orders! No! It's none of our business!"

"Hmph! Go back and tell the emperor that there is no way to get my life. I have a phoenix body and an immortal body. King Hades dare not accept my soul. No matter how much poison he uses, it will be useless. Even if I take my head If you cut it off, Ben Gong can still come back alive. However, once he kills Ben Gong, he will accompany the life of a person he cares about. If he doesn't believe it, let him try it. Tonight, Hades will take her away The soul and soul of the new imperial concubine, as a punishment!"

Originally, she just wanted to deal with these two people when they entered the door, but when Leng Jie found out that they looked scared when they saw the empty bed, she immediately changed her strategy.Instead of escaping from the emperor's pursuit after solving them, it is better to survive here as a foolish queen, and then make plans after finding out the situation.The superstitions of the ancients were the tools she could use now.As an excellent agent, the first condition is to be able to turn everything around into a tool that is beneficial to oneself.While they kowtowed, he quickly lay back on the bed, closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

The two eunuchs on the ground kowtowed and begged for mercy.Knocked until his head was bleeding, and he didn't dare to stop.When Leng Jie was about to fall asleep, they finally found the "corpse" on the bed. The two climbed up tremblingly, pushing each other, and no one dared to go forward to check whether the person on the bed was Really breathless.Leng Jie, who was waiting impatiently, opened her misty eyes.Facing the bloody faces of the two, he grinned and showed a foolish smile.

At this time, the two eunuchs completely believed Leng Jie's nonsense, their legs softened, and they knelt down again.While kowtowing, he begged: "Your Majesty, spare your life. I will report to the Emperor right away. The Empress is still a phoenix body, and ordinary people can't hurt half of it. From now on, the younger ones will definitely serve the good Empress and Master with all their heart."

"Hungry!" Leng Jie only uttered a single syllable in order not to show his flaws.

"Little ones, go and prepare good food for your empress, please wait a moment, your empress." The two eunuchs retreated tremblingly.

Looking at the back of desperately running away, Leng Jie sneered and said: Damn, I didn't expect that I, Leng Jie, also have the potential to be a witch!I don't know which dynasty this is?Which emperor?I don't know how stupid this body is?However, since it is now accepted by me coldly, it doesn't matter anything.Emperor, imperial concubine, this girl will play with you tonight!

For Leng Jie, who has been educated in special attacks since childhood, it is always the truth to seize the opportunity and take the initiative.Now that the letter of challenge to the emperor has already been issued, how can she disappoint him!

After the two little eunuchs left, the agent's ability to control everything at any time made the weak Leng Jie never idle for a moment.She began to quickly analyze the current situation in her mind, and tried to use her good hypnotism to perform self-hypnosis.Hope to get some effective information about this dynasty, this palace and this body itself from the brain cells of this body.

But no matter how hard she tried, all she could see was the ridicule of people, the abuse of court ladies, the spurning of eunuchs, and even the plot of her drinking poison was clearly and vividly remembered.But just can't find any useful information about the emperor, the palace and anything else.After several times of the same experiment, she had to come to the conclusion: the former soul of this body is really a fool.

However, during self-hypnosis, she unexpectedly discovered that there seemed to be a powerful force in this body, and it was this force that suppressed the toxins in the body, so after entering this body, she could still Breathe normally.It's just that she can't explain what kind of power this is, and she doesn't know how to use it.Not to mention trying to control it.

Unable to find clues from herself, she had no choice but to find another way. At this time, the footsteps of the little eunuch came from outside.Leng Jie's eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth curved slightly.It took only a moment to regain the expression that a fool should have.

The little eunuch quickly brought the food and respectfully put it on the bedside table.After seeing the fool, he still had disheveled hair, a dumbfounded look, and his fear and anxiety calmed down a little.Comforting myself in my heart, the silly queen must have been a ghost just now, that's why it was so scary.Now she is still a fool without fear, in order to test whether her guess is correct.The little eunuch deliberately poured the overnight cold tea on the table into the meal as usual.After mixing with chopsticks, he said in a high-pitched voice:

"Please make good use of your mother"

Leng Jie had a panoramic view of all his expressions.Following his will, he picked up the chopsticks.

The little eunuch stared closely at the silly queen's hand holding the chopsticks, trying to see if she was the same as before, eating whatever she gave.Not to mention the food mixed with water, even the food with sediment, she also eats it with relish.

The little eunuch's concentration brought Leng Jie a better chance.The chopsticks shook frequently in front of the little eunuch, and soon the little eunuch entered a hypnotic state, Leng Jie guided softly:
(End of this chapter)