Meow Ba

Chapter 451 Lightweight Kungfu That Can Lose Weight
"Hey~, who is it?"

"Who is calling me?"

In the warm tiger's lair, senior brother Shizi is taking care of two little furballs, watching them suck the mother moose's penis.

"Ding Ling Ling Ling~"

A crisp bell rang, and two flexible sables came over carrying an 8848 rugged mobile phone.

The mobile phone was given by Sha Luo.

Persimmon is very satisfied with this mobile phone, it is shiny golden, thick, and has the fragrance of cowhide.

It is said that only the top successful people in human society can use it.

"Jingle bell~"

The bell is still ringing.

Looking at the phone number displayed on the screen, Persimmon scratched his neck with his hind legs, and nodded to Sable who was holding the phone beside him.

The understanding little sable pressed the answer button, and the persimmon moved his mouth closer.

"Roar----"

The deep roar of the tiger was threatening, and the wind rushed into the sound hole of the mobile phone, and the hair of the little sable in the front was blown all the way to the back.

It lasted for a full 30 seconds before Persimmon stopped speaking in satisfaction.

This is one of his bad tastes.

Sha Luo also helped to apply for the phone number.

Every year, there will always be a few daredevils who make the wrong number. As long as the big brother Shizi meets him, he will answer the phone, and output as wildly as before.

Thinking that the daredevil on the other side of the phone was frightened by the terrifying roar coming from the sound hole, and cut off the call connection while pissing off, Persimmon was in a good mood.

It's just that today's follow-up development is a bit wrong.

The phone line beeped and continued.

After a while, there was a crackling sound from the opposite side, quite rhythmic.

"Clap clap clap~"

"Eldest brother, I am Tangerine~"

"Do you have any lightness skills? An inner seed that can lose weight..."

"..."

"Roar~"

"It turned out to be an orange~"

"I thought it was the wrong call made by that blind person~"

"Why did you suddenly ask about Qinggong?"

"Also, isn't it exercise that can lose weight? It shouldn't be light work~"

Persimmon was a little confused.

As a big brother, Persimmon has the most kung fu to pass on, including a piece of light work called Treading Xue Wuhen, but when did light work get hooked on weight loss?
"Clap clap clap~"

"Brother, the situation is like this~"

"Last time you told me to go to Swahili to find my second senior brother, and some things happened. My crouching tiger has improved a bit."

"It's just that with the progress of the crouching tiger pile, my weight has also risen sharply. Now I can't even climb a staircase or get on a bed until the wooden boards creak, let alone enter the cat's nest."

"Aren't those light exercises shown on TV that can fly high with a single jump? I thought, light exercises should also be able to lose weight, otherwise how could they fly so high~"

"..."

Ron's nonsense made Persimmon laugh for a while.

However, in the end, he passed the light work to Ron-not in Morse code, it was too slow.

Persimmon still uses his strongest kung fu of communication, sound transmission into secret.

I don't know how this kung fu works, anyway, the phone suddenly lost its sound, but the senior brother's calm voice rang in Ron's ears.

"Guard the dantian, flow like the wind..."

Unconsciously following the senior brother's instructions, Ron's Qi and blood from the crouching tiger pile flowed all over his body, and the sunken bed began to rise slowly.

"Meow~"

Hehehe, you also said that light work can't lose weight, how about fooling the cat?
Seeing the change in the bed board, Ron felt sweet in his heart.

However, when the senior brother's sound transmission on the mobile phone ended and the blood flowing through his body subsided, Ron heard a light creak from the bed board again in disappointment.

"...'
It seems that the Qi and blood must be circulated in accordance with the circulation of light work, and at the same time maintain a certain flow, in order to be able to resist gravity.

The cycle of light work has been remembered. Ron guided it independently this time, and the bed board slowly rose again, then fell, rose again, and fell again...

It crunched all night.

…………

Practice is a bit tiring.

The next day, when the sun was high, Ron came out of Lorraine's room.

Everyone has something to do, and the house is quiet.

After eating the breakfast that Aunt Susan put on the table for Ron, the mellow Ron deliberately weighed himself.

forty kilograms.

Not over the top, but not light either.

By the way, Ron also tested the effect of light work.

He let the qi and blood circulate all over his body, turning according to the cycle of light work, and then the LCD numbers on the weighing scale began to beat, decreasing little by little.

When Ron's Qi and blood circulation stabilized, the LCD numbers also stopped at thirty kilograms.

"Meow~"

okay~
It only took one day of practice to have this effect. If you practice more in the future, your proficiency will increase, and you will definitely lose a lot.

Wagging his tail and getting off the scale, Ron barely got through the cat hole—although he had gained a lot of weight, but in terms of size, Ron had lost some weight.

Originally, he couldn't get through the cat's hole, so he could only open the door and go out.

Outside the room, the sun was shining, the sky was blue, and it was another beautiful day.

"Orange, good morning~"

"Long time no see, Tangerine~"

I haven't seen oranges for more than a month, and the old people in Fox Hill are very enthusiastic.

Even more enthusiastic are the pets of the elderly.

Since Ron left, no cat has been able to lead the pets of the entire Foxhill community, not to mention the cat and dog parade, and even gatherings of three or five cats are not common.

Now that Ron came back, the cats and dogs of the old people were barking excitedly, trying to break free from the dog leash and the old man's holding hands, and followed the boss for a walk together.

"Ow~"

come if you want~
Cat and dog parade, start~
Excitement will be passed on, affected by the calls of the pets, Ron's emotions are also let go.

He yelled loudly and stood on the sidewalk on the side of Community Avenue.

"Wow woof woof~"

"Meow, meow..."

One by one, cats and dogs came out of the bushes and followed Ron, ignoring the quarrel and fighting, and obediently waiting for Ron to drive away.

Two Maine Coons are still bodyguards, followed by a large group of tabby cats and shorthair cats, Bengal cats covered in money stripes and Ragdoll cats are tricky together.

They are really together.

Beside him were several kittens with money markings and puppet long hair.

Looking at the size of the kitten and the time of the cat's pregnancy, Ron estimated that it was no less than half a year.

Apparently, hooked up when Ron was working as a police cat in the police station.

That small appearance also reminded Ron of missing his three cubs.

I don't know how they are doing at Selena's house?
"Meow~"

departure~
Selena's house is just in front of Community Boulevard.

Putting away his thoughts, Ron turned his head to see that there were a lot of cats behind him, and he whined again, wagging his tail, and started walking.

A large group of cats meowed behind them, making the momentum even stronger.

The boss is patrolling the streets, all the evils give way!
(End of this chapter)