Uncle Nine

Chapter 4 Sorry, I Can Only Draw Turtles

Perhaps it was the movement of his throat that startled Xia Yu, Xia Yu sat up in a hurry, and ran out as soon as she saw Zhao Shuo.

Zhao Shuo was not annoyed either, Gu Zi walked towards the bed, "Go out with your front feet and chop off your front feet, go out with your back feet and chop off your back feet, you don't want your arms and legs, so just get out!"

Xia Yu's eyelids twitched, and she made it clear that this "uncle emperor" did not intend to kill her for the time being.

So—she was back where she was.Suddenly he knelt down in front of Zhao Shuo with no bones, put on a miserable appearance, and sobbed two or three times, "Uncle, you don't remember villains, please let me go!"

Zhao Shuo had black lines on his face, "It's the emperor's uncle, not your uncle."

Xia Yu frowned, "Aren't they all uncles?" She secretly despised her, she had never seen anything before, especially shameless men, there were so many flowers in the building.

"Shut up." Zhao Shuo said coldly.

Xia Yu curled her lips, what is Uncle Huang?Yue Mo is the emperor's uncle.As long as it's not the emperor, it's easy to handle!

They all say: Don't be afraid of hooligans playing hooligans, but be afraid of hooligans who are educated.

Fortunately, this hooligan, apart from being glib, has no great culture.

To sum it up in two sentences: I don't know a lot of big characters, and I will immediately oil my feet when things happen.Don't be ashamed to gossip with people, talk about it today and forget it tomorrow.

"What's the name?" he asked.

Just as Xia Yu was about to speak, Zhao Shuo added, "If you dare to lie to me, you will know the consequences?"

Hearing this, Xia Yu nodded reluctantly, "Xia Yu! Well, it's the truth, I didn't lie to you. My mother was born in the rain, so she called me Xia Yu. If you don't believe me, I can't help it .”

Zhao Shuo gave her a disgusted look, and went to sleep peacefully.

There are guards outside, she wants to run, unless she is like a mouse digging a burrow, otherwise she can only sleep obediently.Fortunately, Xia Yu never wronged herself, and when she came, she was at ease. Seeing that Zhao Shuo didn't make trouble for her, she was also happy and at ease.

This night was safe and sound, but in the future, it was Zhao Shuo's headache!

In fact, Xia Yu made a fool of herself the next day.

Zhao Shuo said that she was asked to register and enter the army book, and Li Huan led her to the camp.Asked if she could read and write, she said yes.

But when she picked up the pen, Xia Yu approached it with a flattering smile, "Lord Li, please do me a favor, my handwriting is not pretty."

"If it doesn't look good, you have to write it yourself. This is the rule." Li Huan looked at her condescendingly.

Xia Yu bit the pen holder and dawdled for a long time, and finally threw the pen out with both hands, "I can recognize some, but I can't write. But I can draw a turtle, how about I draw a turtle on it?"

As soon as these words came out, the stewards around all laughed secretly.

Xia Yu snorted and thought, "What are you laughing at?"My aunt is a woman, and if she paints turtles all her life, she can't be a turtle bastard!

Li Huan gave her a disgusted look, and finally helped her write her name.

"Report to Huotouying." Li Huan turned and walked out, as if thinking of something again, "Now that you are registered, if you want to run, you are a deserter. If you are caught as a deserter, you will—" He made a slap on his neck Clicking movement, "Understood?"

Xia Yu swallowed, then touched her neck, "Understood!"

Along the way, Li Huan held his breath, Xia Yu beside him was really noisy.For a moment, he really wanted to slap him.

For example, Xia Yu asked like a cannonball: When I go to Huotouying, do I light a fire and cook?How many people are in your camp?How much rice do so many people eat?How many dishes do you want to eat?How much salt to buy?To eat so much, how many huts have to be built?And there's-

"Have you finished asking?" Li Huan stood in front of Huotou Camp's tent, his brows wrinkled into Sichuan characters.

Xia Yu sucked her lips, "I—actually don't know how to cook."

"Then what do you do?" Li Huan stared at her.

"hungry."

She answered truthfully.

The corner of Li Huan's mouth twitched, he turned his head and walked away, his face black as ink.

(End of this chapter)