Feng Shui Anecdote

Chapter 45 The hair is gone

"Hey!!" The earth mouse on my body saw the two flames coming towards me, jumped off my body, and disappeared in an instant.

"boom!"

Then I felt a shudder and the first thought in my head was "I regret it!"

Is this Nima called pain?
Do not!
His grandma said that life is worse than death!

pain!
I don't know how to describe this pain in Chinese anymore!Maybe it can be described in English, but unfortunately I don't know English!

Those two groups of flames came straight towards my face, and got in through my left and right eyes respectively!

Oh my God!

Can't you just switch places?

eyes! ?Do you want me to be blind in the future?
If I'm fucking blind, why am I still a Feng Shui master?Find a pair of sunglasses and put them on, and then go to be a photographer!Then practice one-handed phrenology, specially for women to feel bones!

But, how can this palpation technique be so easy to learn! ?

Do I have to give massages to people in the future? ?
Cough, I seem to think too much!I haven't dealt with the situation yet!

After the flame entered through my eyes, it went straight down my head.

I can't tell you what it feels like!
If anyone wants to try this feeling, just go buy a barrel of gasoline and drink it, and then light a cigarette to calm down, and he will understand what it feels like.

The violent flame power seemed to set me on fire, from the inside out, as if to turn me into ashes.

And I couldn't even yell, couldn't move, I could only stand there in a daze.

Two flames!

Do not!
I can't tell the difference between the flames now, but it's the flames anyway, the bear's burning flames reached my throat, and then went down the throat.

I thought, maybe my internal organs, heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys have been burnt, right?Because I feel like I smell roasted kidneys at a roadside grill!
Lord Buddha, Bodhisattva, God, Guan Erye, Virgin Mary, Ozawa' Maria!

Help me, I regret it, if I knew it was so painful, I would not agree to it, whether it is a magical bird or not!
I begged every god I could think of! !

Uh... No, that Ozawa at the end doesn't seem to be a god!
Hey...wrong request!

Ask again!
Supreme Treasure, please save me!

Give me your moonlight treasure box to use once! !I also go back in time!

what!
Why is it still so painful?

Am I still wrong?Isn't Supreme Treasure considered a god?
I was going to ask again sincerely, but those two flames didn't give me a chance at all. At this time, they had already penetrated into my lower abdomen!
My mother!Don't go any further, if you go any further, she won't want me even if you are devoured by thousands of worms!

Fortunately, the two flames stopped in my lower abdomen.

boom……

All the power of the flame exploded instantly, and I felt like my whole body was blown to pieces, like it was split into pieces.

"call……"

A gust of fresh air instantly poured into my mouth, directly poured into my lung cavity, my body regained control, and my knees softened and I fell to my knees.

finished?Is it finally over?
I was gasping for breath!
"Buzz..."

At this moment, there was a strange sound in my lower abdomen, and then I suddenly felt that there seemed to be a mountain drilling machine in the lower abdomen, spinning in my lower abdomen.

The pain swept over like a tide in an instant, my head buzzed, my eyes turned black, and I felt like I was going to pass out.

"boom!!"

The tide of pain washed over my altar one after another, as if to submerge me in this ocean of pain.

At this moment, I curled up on the ground with my stomach in my arms, I didn't even dare to yell, I could only grunt, gritted my teeth and held on to a trace of clarity in my mind, trying not to let myself pass out.

Live like a year! ?
No, this word is not enough to describe my torment at this time, it should be like a second like a year!Yes, every second is like a year, and a second seems to be longer than a year.

suffering...

I have been suffering...

I don't know how long it has been!century?Or millennium?
Anyway, I think it's been a long time!
The pain in the lower abdomen finally began to slowly reduce, slowly reduce!

I don't know when it started, I felt warm in my body, as if I had been transferred from the volcanic magma to the hot spring. There was a sense of comfort in my limbs and bones, and the pores on my body seemed to be stretched!
"It's so comfortable!" I muttered like in a dream, and then fell into a deep sleep.

"Yukun! Yukun!!"

"Chang Yukun!!!"

"Wake up!! Yukun!!"

……

Amidst the loud yells, I moved my body, feeling like I was in a hot spring, I really didn't want to wake up!

"Yukun! Wake up! Yukun!!"

Calling me louder and louder!I feel very annoying, I'm sleepy, and I'm comfortable soaking in this hot spring, what are you shouting for!
"Yukun! I'm here! I'm here!!! Wake up!?"

A louder shout came from my ears.

Leaving?Uh... she's here, it's not good to see me running in this hot spring!
I was startled, and opened my eyes suddenly.

"Ah!!!" Liubuwu's face appeared in front of my eyes.

"Yukun! What's the matter with you? What's the matter?" Seeing me awake, Liu Buwu asked loudly while looking at me.

"Ah???" I haven't calmed down for a while, and looked at him blankly.

away?Didn't you say you're leaving?

Why do you see Liubuwu! ?

"What's wrong with you?" Liu Buwu asked me again.

"What's the matter? Where is Li? Isn't Li here?" I asked.

Liu Buwu raised his hand and slapped me on the head, and said to me in a low voice: "What is Li!? Brat, don't tell me that Li is coming, you are still awake, right? Look at yourself Well, what happened all of a sudden?"

When I heard this, I lowered my head and looked at myself!

my Lord! ! !Are you kidding me?What's going on with Nima! ?
I looked at my body and couldn't help but reach out and pat it.

My whole body was covered with a thick layer of purple-red stuff, and it fell off in one slap!My whole body is like being wrapped in a layer of chocolate.

One shot off a piece!
After I took a few shots, I immediately realized that I couldn't continue to shoot like this, because I didn't have any clothes!There was only this scab-like thing left on my body, and when I slapped it, my naked body was exposed.

Had all my clothes been burned to ashes, mixed in with these things?

I go!If I take all these things off my whole body, then I am not completely naked! ?

"What's going on here?" Liu Buwu looked at me and asked.

"How would I know!" I stood up and quickly rushed into Qian Yiming's house.I ran all the way, and those hard things on my body fell off along the way.

When I rushed to the bathroom of his house, the big pieces of those things on my body were basically gone.

I quickly turned on the faucet and rushed up!
"call……"

After flushing for about half an hour, I finally washed all those things off my body.

But when I look at myself in the mirror, I have a suicidal urge!
I've lost a whole lot of weight! ! !My whole body is snow white and snow white!The white skin made me shudder involuntarily.

Of course, it doesn't matter!
The important thing is that I am really clean!
clean!Nothing left!
That's right, there's nothing left!

Not even a single hair was left!
hair!there is none left!Head is bald and fucking shiny... I'll go!
Eyebrow!there is none left!The whole head is like an egg with its shell... I'm going! !

Armpit hair!there is none left!

Chest hair!there is none left!

Leg hair!there is none left!

What a hair!It's all fucking gone!
My whole body is white and slippery... Fuck me! ! !

Who the hell tell me what's going on! ?
Fortunately, my eyes are not blind, and other body functions are normal!It's just a circle of weight loss. Although I don't know why it happened, it's good to survive.

"Yukun! The clothes you want are here!!!" Liu Buwu knocked on the bathroom door and shouted to me.

"Oh! Thank you!" I opened the bathroom door a crack and reached out to take the clothes in.

Fortunately, it's not very late now, and the supermarket is still open, so Liu Buwu went out and bought me some clothes casually.

After getting dressed, I looked at my bald head, and I really couldn't laugh or cry.

I think, after those two birds entered my body, the flames burned my whole body, and also burned out some impurities and waste in my body, plus the clothes I was wearing, Only then did I form the thick scab that was wrapped around my body just now!
Moreover, I felt that my cultivation had improved by leaps and bounds, jumped two ranks, and directly reached the peak of the Nine Palaces Realm!If I go one step further, I can become a gossip realm alchemist!
It seems that I was a blessing in disguise!

But when I think of the pain before, my back gets chills. Just thinking about that pain makes me shudder.

It's better not to make such rapid progress, it's too uncomfortable, it's almost the same as dying once.

Moreover, it also caused the sequelae of hairlessness all over the body!

I don't know if the hair on my body can grow back, and then it won't grow back from then on, so it's really sad!
"Brother Six! Can you find me a hat?" Although I have put on my clothes, my head is still bald!If you go out like this, you won't be laughed to death!
"Hat? Why didn't you say that just now! I didn't buy it!" Liu Buwu replied outside.

Hey, I didn't know that I would become like this before!
"Can you give me your Taoist crown to wear first?" I said to Liu Buwu in a discussing tone.

"Daoguan? All right!" Liu Buwu replied.

Then he immediately went to bring me a Dao crown. After I took it in, I put it on and covered my eyebrows.

After I got dressed, I took a long time in front of the mirror over and over again, and finally mustered up a lot of courage before opening the door awkwardly.

"What's the matter with you?" Liu Buwu looked at me and asked.

"Uh... I... I..." I really didn't know what to say.

Seeing my faltering, Liu Buwu looked at me suspiciously, waiting for my answer.

And at this moment, Liu Buwu's cell phone rang.

He took out his mobile phone to answer the call, I couldn't help but heaved a long sigh of relief, thinking secretly in my heart, what should I tell him.

At this time, I heard Liubuwu shouted loudly: "What!?"

"how is this possible!"

"When did it happen?"

"Good! Good! We'll be right back!"

After he hung up the phone, his face looked very heavy, and he said to me: "Yukun, let's ignore the affairs here, we must go back immediately!"

"It's over here! I've settled it!" I said with a shrug.

"Solved?" Liu Buwu looked at me in surprise and asked.

I nodded and said, "Solved! It's gone!"

"That's good! That's good! Wait a minute, I'll go find Mr. Qian, and we'll have to go back right away!" Liu Buwu said.

Looking at Liu Buwu's back in a hurry, I couldn't help but mutter to myself: "What's the matter? Are you in such a hurry!?"

correct!Where is my cell phone?

It's over, burned up with the clothes! !

(End of this chapter)