Feng Shui Anecdote

Chapter 27

"Grandpa, can grandma do it? Why is it taking so long?"

My grandpa and I have been waiting outside the door for almost an hour, but grandma still didn't let us in.

"It looks a bit troublesome!" Grandpa stroked his beard and said.

"So what?" I asked.

"What can we do? Just wait!" Grandpa shrugged and said helplessly.

Hey... Grandpa said to wait, so I had to wait obediently.

At this moment, the door of the elevator next to him opened, and a person came out. When he saw Grandpa, he smiled and shouted to Grandpa, "Hehe! Lao Miao, what are you doing squatting here?"

The visitor looked to be in his 60s, with snow-white short hair, and wearing a white Tang suit, he looked really inscrutable.

As soon as grandpa saw this person, he immediately stood up and greeted him warmly: "Hey! Li Shenxiang! What kind of wind has brought you here!"

"What's the wind!? It's not your precious grandson!" The old man called Li Shenxiang by my grandfather pointed at me and said.

"You mean..." Grandpa pointed to the door away from home, and then pointed to me!

Li Shenxiang nodded and said a word: "Yes!"

"Thank you for your hard work!" Grandpa said, cupping his hands at Li Shenxiang.

After Shenxiang Li waved his hand, he knocked on the door without saying anything.

It was grandma who came to open the door for him, and grandma took him in enthusiastically. When he was about to go in, grandma blinked at our side and said in a low voice: "Wait a little longer!"

After grandma finished speaking, she hurriedly closed the door and went in.

Only me and my grandfather, grandparents and grandchildren were left outside the door.

"Grandpa, who was that person just now?" I asked my grandfather.

"Master, a very great master." Grandpa replied.

"Then he said just now that he came for me! What's going on?" I asked.

"Hehe, it should be your grandma who persuaded that old Gu woman, but that old Gu woman is still very upset, and found Li Shenxiang to give you a face!" Grandpa said with a smile.

"Ah!? Why do you want to meet me?" I asked suspiciously.

"What do you think?" Grandpa looked at me and said with a half-smile.

Looking at grandpa's expression, I smiled embarrassingly and said, "But do you agree?"

"Whether the girl agrees or not is not our business. We are only responsible for getting the old Gu to agree. You young people's affairs, you can handle it yourself!" Grandpa raised his brows and said with an old and unscrupulous look.

Not long after this time, about six or seven minutes, the door opened, and grandma stood at the door and shouted: "Old Miao, hurry up, bring Yukun'er in!"

Grandpa took me over quickly.

I was still carrying big and small bags of gifts in my hand, and I followed into the door unnaturally.

After entering the door, my grandma didn't help me take the gift in my hand, but took me directly to the center of the living room, pointing to the people in the living room and asking me to call someone.

There are three other people in the living room besides grandpa and grandma.

One is Li Shenxiang who came in just now.

The other two are Li and her grandma.

I glanced at them, and Li's grandma was not as scary as I imagined.

She looks about 50 years old, wearing a Miao costume, although there are many wrinkles on her face, she looks like a kind old lady, but she looks at me coldly with a calm face, which makes me feel a little uneasy .

And Li next to her didn't wear their Miao costumes today, but a long white dress with her hair tied into a ponytail, looking very pure.

"This is Grandma Benha!" Grandma pointed to Li's grandma and said to me.

"Grandma Benha! Hello!" I hurriedly greeted!
Grandma Benha glanced at me lightly and said nothing, but I saw that her eyes seemed not as cold as when I first came in.

Maybe it's because she sees me as a talented person, so she has a little more favorable impression on me!

"You should call this Grandpa Shenxiang!" Grandma pointed at Li Shen and said to me.

I quickly turned around and greeted Li Shenxiang with a slight bow: "Grandpa Shenxiang, hello!"

"Not bad! This kid is polite!" Li Shenxiang said with a smile.

"Your sister Li! I won't introduce you, say hello yourself!" Grandma pointed to Li and said to me.

I don't know which nerves suddenly became deranged, or because of the atmosphere at this time, which made me confused for a while, I actually bowed slightly to Li Ye and shouted: "Sister Li, hello!"

Li Yuan had no expression on her face, but when I called her out, she burst out laughing "puchi", then quickly covered her mouth with the back of her hand, and the expression on her face quickly returned to its original state.

"Hahaha..." Shenxiang Li and grandma laughed out loud.

When they smiled, the corner of Grandma Benha's mouth curled up into a faint smile.

Looking at grandma and Li Shenxiang laughing loudly, I also murmured in my heart: "Didn't I just call 'Sister Li'? Is it so funny?"

"Brother, I'm sorry to trouble you!" Grandma Benha said to Li Shenxiang in her hoarse voice.

"Hmm! It's okay, I have a good relationship with this baby, I just took a look, this baby shouldn't be too bad!!" Li Shenxiang stopped laughing, and said to Grandma Benha.

"Baby, come here!" Li Shen waved to me.

I hurried over and stood in front of him.

"Boy, can you put down the thing in your hand first? What do you mean by carrying it all the time? Do you still want to take it away?" Li Shenxiang said to me with a smile.

Hey, I am also confused!
I quickly turned around and put the things in my hands on the table not far behind.

"Why is this baby so dumb!?" Grandma Benha said.

When grandpa heard what Grandma Benha said, he immediately didn't want to. He looked at Grandma Benha and said, "Why are you so dumb? My grandson is very smart. Didn't he see you nervous?"

Grandma Benha was furious when she heard the words, pointed at grandpa and shouted: "Huh, did I talk to you? If it weren't for seeing that you have been nice to girls these years, I would have given you a Gu King and gnawed you away." entrails!"

Grandpa pursed his lips when he heard the words, and said, "Hey! You're always going to lay a spell on people. Fortunately, back then..."

He didn't finish his sentence, and was interrupted by his grandmother: "Hey, you are quite old, why are you still talking about your youth?"

The grandma Benha next to her seemed to be irritated by her grandfather's words. She pointed at him angrily and yelled, "Miao San, let me tell you, if I hadn't already had a girl back then, I would have poisoned you to death a long time ago!!! If you don’t believe me, I won’t let you out of my house today!!”

Seeing that grandma Benha got angry, grandma glared at grandpa, then turned her head and said to grandma Benha with a smile: "Okay, sister, we are already at this age, it's not good to mention those things in front of our grandchildren! ?!"

Oh? ? ?
Is there still a story between Grandpa and Grandma Benha when he was young? ?No wonder he didn't dare to enter the door just now, and waited outside with me.

At this time, Shenxiang Li smiled and said: "Hey! What do you mean in front of the grandchildren? You have demoted me for two generations!"

"I...I mean the two of them!" Grandma hurriedly pointed at me and Li and explained.

"Then you have to make it clear! I thought I was of the same generation as them!" Li Shenxiang said with a chuckle.

Hearing Li Shenxiang's words, everyone laughed.

Grandma Benha also laughed. After she laughed, she quickly gave Grandpa a gloomy look and said nothing.

"Oh, some things are predestined by heaven! Your two families have been quarreling all your life, I think it's time to resolve it now!" Li Shenxiang pointed at me and Li and said.

"Hmph, what are you resolving? I won't resolve it with him even if I die!" Grandma Benha glared at Grandpa and shouted.

And grandpa pursed his mouth, shrugged his shoulders, and looked foolish.

Shenxiang Li shook his head, with a helpless expression, then he waved to me and said, "Baby, come here!"

I heard this, and obediently walked in front of him.

"Sit down! Stretch out your left hand!" Li Shenxiang pointed to a small bench beside him and said to me.

After I took the small bench and sat down as promised, I stretched out my left hand.

Li Shenxiang stretched out his hand to hold my hand, and looked carefully at my palm prints.After watching for a while, he kept looking at my face again.

"How is it?" Grandma Benha asked nervously.

And from the side, her eyes also showed anticipation.

"Wait a minute!" Li Shenxiang frowned slightly.

Seeing him frowning, everyone including me became nervous.

Li Shenxiang took out a palm-sized metal compass from his bag, and said to me, "What is your date of birth!?"

I quickly reported my date of birth.

After Li Shenxiang heard the words, he stretched out his fingers and counted.

He calculated for a while, only to see him nodding for a while, and shaking his head for a while!
Although we were all nervous, no one dared to disturb him.

"Baby, take off your coat!" He said to me again after at least 5 minutes of calculation.

I looked at my grandpa and grandma and saw that they all nodded, so I had no choice but to take off my coat in front of everyone.

Li Shenxiang stood up, lifted my clothes, reached into my clothes with his rough hands, and touched them.

How embarrassing!
In front of so many people, he reached out and touched me.Pressing my back for a while, pressing my ribs for a while, makes me feel really embarrassed!

Fortunately, he took out his hand after touching it for a long time, and then motioned for me to put on my coat.

After he sat back on the sofa, he looked at the compass in his hand and calculated. After about 5 minutes of calculation, he let out a long breath and said to Grandma Benha: "Benha! It's okay, don't worry about it from now on!"

"Ah? What's the fate of this baby!?" Grandma Benha asked Li Shenxiang.

Shenxiang Li shook his head, and then said with an inscrutable look: "Don't say it! Don't say it!!!"

After he finished speaking, he immediately stood up and said, "Okay, I'm leaving!"

All of us are blank.

Grandma Benha wanted to ask something more, but when she saw that Li Shenxiang had stood up to pack her things, she swallowed back the words that came to her lips.

The same goes for grandpa and grandma, who seemed hesitant to speak.

Shenxiang Li was about to leave, Grandma Benha and the others wanted to get up to see him off, but Shenxiang Li stopped him: "Don't send me off!"

He then pointed at me and said, "Son, send me off!"

When I heard this, I hurriedly followed him outside respectfully.

I opened the door and followed him out.

After entering the elevator, he patted me on the shoulder and said, "Baby, I will give you a word. When you meet a man with three heads and six arms in the future, no matter what he does, you must forgive him three times!"

(End of this chapter)