The Strongest Cultivation Small Farmer

Chapter 34
"Hehe~~~ Li Si, I'm not talking about you, you just need to remember this sentence, the more deceitful the 'magic operator' and 'feng shui master', the more mysterious they will be. And I, Zhao Xiaofei, I I'm a monk with real talent and learning, I don't need to engage in those fancy things." Zhao Xiaofei smiled very proudly, and then ordered, "Li Si, don't say anything, don't do anything, hold a flag and stand I'll do it behind my back."

"Okay!" Li Si didn't dare to say no, so he had to stand behind Zhao Xiaofei with a tree branch.

Under the breeze blowing, the strips of white cloth lifted up slightly, and the five big characters of "Mai God's Fortune Teller" were unusually conspicuous.

Although there were not many pedestrians, occasionally someone would look towards Zhao Xiaofei, and sometimes someone would point and point.

Time gradually passed.

It can only be said that the ideal is very rich, but the reality is very skinny.

Zhao Xiaofei and Li Si have been waiting on the spot for more than an hour, but no one came to tell the fortune or look at Fengshui.

Li Si got impatient and tired of standing, so he sat down and asked doubtfully, "Boss, I think...how about we change places?"

"Which place? Shush—don't talk, someone is coming." Zhao Xiaofei hastily stopped him.

Li Si was taken aback, looked up quickly, and saw two elderly people in their 60s coming over.

They are a man and a woman, two husband and wife, both with white hair, wearing common clothes, walking very powerfully, and seem to be in good health.

someone is coming? ? ?

Li Si was overjoyed, and immediately stood up, standing straight and straight, secretly happy in his heart: finally came to business!

The second elder came to the front, first looked at Zhao Xiaofei and Li Si, and finally set his eyes on the white cloth.

The old man said: "May the magic fortune teller in linen clothes, look at Feng Shui, and cast down demons?"

Zhao Xiaofei immediately nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, yes, sir, I don't know if you want to ask me for Fengshui, or for me to look at physiognomy?"

Unexpectedly, the old man showed a contemptuous look, and said loudly: "Two young big men, who quit their business and made troubles, actually learned from those charlatans. You think we are two old men , don’t we understand anything? Hmph, it’s really shameful to be deceived!”

"I..." Zhao Xiaofei was stunned for a while, he didn't expect that the old man didn't come to see him for Feng Shui, but to find fault with him.

Even Li Si, who was standing behind Zhao Xiaofei, was speechless for a while, blushing at the words, wishing to find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

"What me?" The old man continued to yell, "young man, do you have hands and feet? No one with a disability will be cheated like you. I think you should close the stall quickly and find some work." !"

"I..." Zhao Xiaofei really wanted to cry without tears, and hurriedly explained, "Master, I...my skills are real, I didn't cheat, I made money by my own ability."

"Yes, you are relying on your own ability to make money, but you are relying on your own ability to cheat money! Two melons, deceiving melons." The old man said contemptuously.

"Okay, old man, since you don't believe me, I'll show you my hand." Zhao Xiaofei was very helpless, pinching his fingers with both hands, silently recited a mantra, and then injected true energy into his eyes.

At this moment, Zhao Xiaofei's eyes were like a magnifying glass, he could see every fine line on the old man's face, his wrinkles were intermittent and messy.

This is not a good sign.

Moreover, Zhao Xiaofei can also see a kind of 'Qi' that others cannot see. This old man's head is surrounded by a black air.

This kind of black air is not hostility or resentment, but mildew.

This shows that the old man's recent bad luck has come.

And looking at this strong musty smell, I'm afraid it will be life-threatening!
Putting away his true energy, Zhao Xiaofei hurriedly said: "Grandpa, there is mold around your head, it is estimated that there will be a big mold recently, I have a 'substitute talisman' here, which can be your substitute and help you transfer the mold. That way you'll be safe and sound."

Zhao Xiaofei took out a yellow Dao talisman from his pocket, and said with a smile: "Hehe~~~ My lord, this 'substitute talisman' of mine is usually extremely difficult to buy, and ordinary people need tens of thousands of dollars, and rich people want it." He charged hundreds of thousands, and today is the first time I open my business, otherwise, I will give you a discount, and you can just give me 8888 yuan, okay?"

"8888 yuan? Pooh!" The old man spit on Zhao Xiaofei's face, "Guazi, are you cursing me? I said you are the one who is in bad luck, you melonzi, I told you , you posted me 8888 yuan, I will not even take your stinky note!"

"Exactly! Absolutely not!" At this time, the old lady said unhappy, "Gua Wazi, didn't my wife just kindly teach you a few words? Do you need to curse us like that?"

"I...old man, old man, I didn't curse you, it's true, what I said is true, the old man's bad luck is really coming, it will kill him." Zhao Xiaofei wiped the With a slobber on his face, he explained embarrassingly.

"Damn! Wife, let's go, ignore them, two melons who are ignorant, cheating money, I curse them for a lifetime." The old man vomited on Zhao Xiaofei's clothes again. He took a sip of saliva, then pulled the old lady around and left.

Zhao Xiaofei was extremely embarrassed by the two old people who were walking and swearing. Seeing that the two were about to leave, he shouted at the old man: "Old man, otherwise, since you refuse to give me the money, I will give you this 'substitute talisman'." Give it to you? Just think that I did a good deed for free and save your life, okay?"

"Damn! Who cares?? You are the only one who has problems, and you will die early!" The old man spit on the ground, and then walked away quickly.

"Ah!" Zhao Xiaofei sighed when he saw that the two old people didn't want this 'stand-in talisman', "This old man is full of bad luck, and his life is in danger!"

Hearing this, Li Si, who had been standing behind him, swallowed his saliva and asked, "Boss...boss, is what you said true or false?"

"Will I lie?" Zhao Xiaofei looked up at Li Si, then looked back at the old man's back, and said with a wry smile, "Oh! I don't know good people, and I suffer in front of my eyes. I'm sorry, old man, in this world There are many, many unlucky people, I have already given you a chance, but since you don't cherish this opportunity, you can't blame me."

Li Si frowned.

Although Zhao Xiaofei is very powerful in martial arts and can use some magical Taoist talismans, it doesn't mean that he really knows how to tell fortunes and look at Fengshui.

Maybe, Zhao Xiaofei was talking nonsense, that's not necessarily the case.

Up to now, Li Si can only maintain his opinions on these matters, half-believing.

What Li Si admired was only Zhao Xiaofei's martial arts.

(End of this chapter)