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Chapter 386 Let's explode!Piss cow balls!

Chapter 386 Let's explode!Piss cow balls!

On Temple Street, after closing the stall in the middle of the night, Feixue and the others got together to have a drink or two and chat casually.

"Hey, Fei Xue, Immortal, Rib Gu Zhuang, what are you talking about, so happy!"

A familiar voice suddenly sounded from behind the three of them, making them suddenly surprised and delighted!

"Sister Turkey, why did you leave the hospital early without notifying us!"

"That's right, Sister Turkey, I wanted to take care of you!"

"Did you sneak out, or did you leave the hospital with the doctor's permission?"

"Wow, Sister Turkey, congratulations on restoring your appearance three years ago. You have become so beautiful. From now on, people chasing you may have to line up from Square Street to Saigon Street!"

Hearing what the three of them said in a hurry, Sister Turkey waved her hand and sat down on the vacated stool.

"Of course I was discharged from the hospital with the doctor's permission, and I didn't lose my nerve!"

"Come on, Sister Turkey, I'll fill you a glass and wish you a smooth discharge from the hospital!" Fei Xue hurriedly took a new glass and filled it with clear yellow beer, then raised her glass and said.

Sister Turkey rejected his proposal: "Drink it yourself. When I was discharged from the hospital, the doctor told me not to drink alcohol for a month. I will wait until the reexamination shows no problem."

"That's a pity, why don't you eat some skewers, Jin Zai baked it himself, the taste is very good, you have to try it!"

"I can still trust Jin Zai's craftsmanship." Sister Turkey took a bunch of roast beef and asked while eating, "Did any major events happen in Temple Street during my absence?"

"If it's a big deal, of course it will!" Feixue said.

"Tell me about it!" Sister Turkey said to the fairy, "Bring me a bottle of Coke, how can I eat barbecue without some ice!"

"Say..." Feixue hesitated.

"Why are you hesitating? Is there anything you can't tell me!" Sister Turkey looked at him suspiciously.

"It's not that you can't say it, but you have to be mentally prepared."

"What mental preparations are you doing? Could it be that the goose head died in the street?" Sister Turkey looked disapproving.

"That's not true, it's Jin Zai."

"What happened to Jin Zai?"

"He's fine, but he's gotten very close to a person recently, and he's attracted that person to our Temple Street catering industry. That person is Stephen Zhou, the God of Cookery." After Feixue finished speaking, she stared at Sister Turkey her reaction.

Hearing this news, Sister Turkey froze on the spot as if petrified!
"Sister Turkey, the Coke you wanted." The green-haired fairy came back and put a can of Coke on the table, then turned to look at the other two, "What's wrong with her?"

Before Fei Xue and Po Gu Zhuang could answer, Sister Turkey suddenly asked, "Fat Xue, you are not lying to me, are you?"

"Of course not. How could we lie to you? We all saw it with our own eyes. It is indeed Stephen Zhou."

"Yeah, yeah! I heard that Jin Zai is working on peeing beef balls with Stephen Zhou. It seems to be very powerful and can make a lot of money!"

Feixue and Rib Zhuang told each other about Stephen Zhou's visit to Temple Street recently.

After they finished speaking, they saw Sister Turkey stand up abruptly, turn around and walk away.

"Hey, Miss Turkey, where are you going?"

"Go meet my idol."

"Do you know where he lives?"

Sister Turkey stopped and looked back at the three of them: "Who of you know?"

The three looked at each other, and said in unison: "Jin Zai!"

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"So you came straight to the door?"

Zhang Jin looked at Sister Turkey, who had returned to her normal appearance, and felt very speechless.

"Sister Turkey, you have recovered your appearance now, can you be a little more reserved and gentle, for example, when you knock on the door, don't act like a usury who came to collect debts, let's not talk about our family, the neighbors upstairs and downstairs Woke up by you."

Sister Turkey said disapprovingly: "What! I have always been like this, the neighbors in Temple Street don't know my character!"

"Yes, the neighbors in the neighborhood know your character, but Stephen Zhou doesn't. Don't you want to make a good impression on him?" Zhang Jin said.

As soon as Stephen Zhou was mentioned, Sister Turkey immediately restrained herself a lot, and said nervously: "You have had the most contact with him, do you know what kind of woman he likes?"

"A tolerant woman." Zhang Jin said casually.

In fact, he doesn't know what kind of woman Stephen Zhou likes. The two of them are discussing peeing beef balls together. The matter of making money is important, so there is no time to talk about women.But men, except for a small number of perverts, most of them like tolerant women.

"A tolerant woman?" Sister Turkey touched her cheek, "Am I pretty?"

"Uh..." Zhang Jin is not easy to comment, everyone's aesthetics are different, but judging from the ending of the movie, the turkey sister who recovered her appearance should be Stephen Zhou's favorite type.

"Quickly tell me! I'm pretty like I am now, will the God of Cookery like it?!" Sister Turkey slapped the wall.

Crash!The paint on several walls can't help but fall off!
Zhang Jin blinked and said, "Stephen Zhou likes women who are gentler. Sister Turkey, don't shoot at every turn. This will make you look very irritable. Keep your voice down when you speak, and don't speak too sharply. Slow down, be reserved, show self-restraint, just think about what the high-society daughters in TV dramas are like, and you can follow suit."

"So that's it, I understand! Be reserved, be gentle, and learn from the high-class daughter..." Sister Turkey suddenly realized, turned and left muttering.

After finally fooling Sister Turkey away, Zhang Jin wiped the sweat from his brow, he looks like this before meeting, and it's okay when we meet! ?

"Hey, Sister Turkey, she's been a little out of sorts lately!"

"What's wrong?"

"She actually started to study cosmetics, and asked me to go shopping in the mall together!"

"What! She actually asked you to go shopping together? I haven't seen her go shopping since three years ago, something really happened!"

Sister Turkey's strange behavior quickly spread in Temple Street, and became a topic of discussion among neighbors after dinner.

However, because Sister Turkey has a good reputation, the neighbors' discussions are all kind, and after learning that she is dressing up for her sweetheart, they all offer advice and suggestions for her.

Zhang Jin, who also lives in Temple Street, heard all kinds of news, and knew that Sister Turkey was serious this time, and planned to take down his sweetheart Stephen Zhou in one fell swoop!

Although the matter of Sister Turkey was considered a big event in Temple Street, Stephen Chow didn't feel anything about it. Firstly, he didn't know Sister Turkey. Mind other things.

After a lot of hard work, Stephen Zhou finally made the magic peeing cow balls!
After testing, Zhang Jin was sure that this was the pissing cow ball in the movie, so at the urging of Stephen Zhou, he contacted Goose Head Guy and Sister Turkey as the catering person.

As for the goose head man, he said that he had a big profitable business and wanted to discuss cooperation with him.As for Sister Turkey, he only said that Stephen Zhou wanted to cooperate with her.

Therefore, the two agreed to his invitation to meet and talk on the spot.

That night at 03:30 in the morning, after the Temple Street Night Market closed.

Zhang Jin and Stephen Zhou arrived first, and then Goosehead and Sister Turkey arrived almost at the same time!
"Hey, Jin Zai, do you have any big business plans to make money?" Goose-headed man stretched out his foot and hooked the stool, then sat down imposingly, glanced at the other three people present, and then widened his eyes in surprise. eyes!
"Damn it! Turkey, what kind of dress are you wearing? You're gorgeous. People who don't know will think you're here with the boss!"

"Hey! Goose head, you..." Sister Turkey was furious, and was about to scold the other party, but out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of Stephen Zhou who was looking at her, and the words Zhang Jin said that night suddenly appeared in her mind .

So, she swallowed the words abruptly, and forced a smile: "You naughty ghost! What are you talking about, it's so annoying!"

As soon as these words came out, except for Zhang Jin and Stephen Zhou, everyone else was shocked and got goosebumps all over their bodies!

The goose-headed guy even said with an unbelievable expression: "Turkey, have you taken the wrong medicine? You actually called me a naughty ghost, and you still use this tone. You want to disgust me to death!"

Facing such provocations, Sister Turkey stood still, sitting firmly on Mount Tai, with a smile on her face, and the years are quiet!

"Damn it! You went to the hospital to fix your buck teeth, wouldn't you also have your head fixed?" Goose-headed man felt a strange terror when he saw Miss Turkey, who behaved differently than usual.

"Why are you talking so much nonsense, Jin Zai, let's talk about business!" Although Sister Turkey was speaking to Zhang Jin, she kept her eyes on Stephen Zhou.

"Miss Turkey, right? Hello, hello!" Stephen Zhou was terrified by her gaze, and forced a smile to say hello. Attracted by his handsome appearance?
Zhang Jin knew that Sister Turkey would not be able to resist the fight with the goose head guy if we continued talking, so he clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention, and said, "I called everyone here today, just for one thing, to do it together as a partner." Business. As for business, Stephen, show them the samples."

Stephen Zhou nodded, opened the plastic box in front of him, took out a meatball from inside, and said while showing it: "This is the pissing cow ball!"

"Pissing beef balls? How is it different from ordinary beef balls?" asked the goose-headed man.

"The first difference, elasticity!" Stephen Zhou lifted the meatball high and let go, letting it fall and hit the plate in the center of the table.

Bang bang bang!Every time the peeing cow balls landed on the plate, they would bounce upwards, like a bouncing ball, and the bouncing lasted for almost half a minute before stopping.

"This elasticity...how can it be so good?!" Goose-headed man exclaimed in surprise.

"Because the center of the ball is empty, the reason is the same as the current sneakers with air soles." Stephen Zhou said.

"Then can I have a bite?" Goose-headed man couldn't help but want to have a taste.

"Of course it's no problem, eat whatever you want, I have plenty here." Stephen Zhou pushed the plastic box to the center of the table, "Sister Turkey, do you want to try it too?"

"I think she looks more like you!" Goose-headed man teased, picked up the peeing beef balls in the box and took a bite.

"You really know how to joke!" Stephen Zhou brought the matter over with one sentence.

Sister Turkey didn't say anything, but still stared at Stephen Zhou affectionately.

After the goose-headed man took a mouthful of peeing beef balls, he couldn't help saying, "It's delicious!"

"Delicious, right? Of course, because the average beef needs to be beaten nearly [-] times to make such chewy meatballs." Stephen Zhou said.

"But how do you pee with peeing cow balls?" the goose-headed man asked again.

"You put him whole in your mouth." After Stephen Zhou finished speaking, he immediately lowered his head and hid under the table.

Seeing this, Zhang Jin quickly dragged Sister Turkey to hide.

Sister Turkey hid under the table and looked at Stephen Zhou. The distance between the two of them was shortened in this small space, which made her feel so happy that she fainted!

Goose-headed guy was the only one left on the table, he bit off the pissing beef ball in his mouth, and suddenly, sizzling——

A stream of juice sprayed out from the cracked meatballs, splashing all over the table!
The goose-headed man quickly covered his mouth, so as not to make a fool of himself again.

Zhang Jin waited under the table for a while before saying to the other two, "Okay, it should be over."

Stephen Zhou poked his head quietly, and saw the goose-headed man with his eyes closed, his face intoxicated, it was so cool!

Zhang Jin and Sister Turkey also sat back in their seats.

"Hey, wake up, brother goose head!" Stephen Zhou reached out to wake him up.

The goose-headed man suddenly woke up from his dream, and his first words were praises: "This is amazing! The freshness of the beef, the sweetness of the pee shrimp, and the taste of the mixture are even better than the mouse spot.

You don't know, when I ate it just now, it felt so fresh and refined, more poetic than my first love, as if I was wearing a gauze and running against the wind on the beach..."

"Stop, stop!" Zhang Jin quickly stopped the other party, "We are not interested in your hot-eyed reverie at all."

"Well, this pissing cow ball will definitely make us rich!" Stephen Zhou said confidently.

But the goose-headed man said: "You are crazy, how can it be so easy to get rich, you think I am a fool! We have a lot of delicious food in Temple Street, how many people get rich? Turkey, are you right!"

"I believe him." Sister Turkey looked crazy, "What should I do?"

Stephen Chow said: "Of course, we need to open a store first and make the first money..."

Goose-headed man interjected: "If you have money, you can buy a building and collect rent, that's absolutely right!"

"Of course! But if I change it, I will open branches. One store will become two stores, two stores will become four stores, four stores will become eight stores, and eight stores will be listed. After listing, I will raise funds, and then I will trade in stocks, and then I will trade in stocks." The land, and then it will be listed separately, and I will make a lot of money just by collecting dividends! Hahahaha!" Stephen Zhou became more and more complacent as he said it, and couldn't help laughing out loud at the end.

The goose-headed man looked bewildered, turned his head to look at Sister Turkey, and found that the other party was committing a nympho, as if he didn't listen to what he said just now.So he turned his head to look at Zhang Jin and asked, "Jin Zi, do you understand what he said?"

"Understood, what about you?" Zhang Jin nodded.

"I don't really understand it, but it sounds pretty good!" Goose-headed man couldn't help laughing out loud after he finished speaking.

There are four people at a table, two of them are laughing, one is a nympho, and the rest has a meaningful expression.

(End of this chapter)

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