Chapter 341 Hiding Liu Guodong

"Get out of here, everyone! Hurry up!" Wan Xiaojuan held up a broom and drove a group of idiots and local tyrants out of the shop, "No one is allowed in without my permission!"

"Xiaojuan, I knew you wouldn't fall in love with them, you would definitely choose me, right!" Bian Liang, the only one who stayed in the store, had a happy face on his face.

Wan Xiaojuan walked up to him, with a charming smile on her face: "Of course I will choose you! Take it, stand at the door, and call me out if anyone dares to come in!"

Bian Liang looked at the broom in his hand and couldn't help being stunned.

Wan Xiaojuan ignored him, but turned to Zhang Jin and said, "Look at it for me, I'll take your friend down to arrange a wash."

"Okay." Zhang Jin nodded.

Wan Xiaojuan walked up to Bai Xianchu, looked her up and down, her lips curled into an arc, and praised with a smile: "What a beautiful beauty! Come on, come with me to take a bath and change clothes, I promise to take you Dress up nicely!"

Bai Xianchu followed Wan Xiaojuan to her underground bedroom, leaving Zhang Jin and Bian Liang staring at the two men in the shop.

The suitors outside the door, who were paying attention to the situation in the store, saw that the charming Wan Xiaojuan and the mysterious woman who was as beautiful as a fairy disappeared.

These local tyrants returned to their luxury cars and supercars, and began to use various means to investigate the origin of the mysterious woman.

"Give you 5 minutes, I want all the information on this mysterious woman!"

"Boss, I don't even have a photo, how can I find it for you?"

"I can't do this little thing well. I raise you for nothing! Isn't what I just described clear enough?"

"Boss, according to your description just now, we only found two mysterious women who almost meet your requirements."

"Tell me, who are they?"

"Uh...they are Xiaolongnv and Wang Yuyan."

"... You guys who eat dry food are not afraid of choking to death!"

"Boss, let us paint a colorful black..."

"Drawing and drawing, I only know how to draw all day long, and draw a good boy!"

"Okay boss, what size do you want?"

"roll!"

In the good helper special supplies store, Bian Liang heaved a sigh of relief when he saw all the suitors outside the door disappeared: "Finally, I don't have to be this door god anymore!"

He leaned the broom on the counter next to him, turned around and came to Zhang Jin, and asked curiously, "Is that beauty you were chasing today? She has good eyesight, but does Mingde have such a beautiful girl? Why haven't I seen her before? What kind of outline is she, and her temperament makes people feel different!"

"Why are you asking so many gossips? Xiaobai and I are just ordinary friends, so don't get it wrong. She just came to Mingde for a period of time. What's wrong with me being a landlord!" Zhang Jin said.

"It's fine if you don't say anything. I'll find out when I go back and find Teacher Duan to check."

"Xiao Bian, don't gossip too much, do you want me to help you wash off the paint on your face?" Zhang Jin threatened.

Bian Liang touched his face, shocked in his heart, how could the other party know that the pink on his body was painted with paint?I obviously painted it at home before going out, so I shouldn't be found out!

Zhang Jin stretched out his hand and squeezed Bian Liang's shoulder, and said, "As a human being, the most important thing is to be single-minded, don't you think so?"

"That's right." Bian Liang nodded with a smile on his face.

"What are you talking about?" Wan Xiaojuan's voice suddenly sounded, and after a burst of high-heeled shoes from far to near, the beautiful figure returned to the store.

"Hey, where are those people outside the door, have they all left?"

"Xiaojuan, now you know who is the one who loves you the most! That's right, it's me!" Bian Liang took the opportunity to give away the rose in his hand and confessed affectionately.

"The roses are pretty good. They are fresh and elegant. They were the first ones to pick off this morning." Wan Xiaojuan leaned closer to smell the bouquet, and praised with a smile, but she didn't take the roses.

She turned to Zhang Jin and said, "Xiaobai, I've already made arrangements. Are you waiting for her here?"

"Let her stay with you first. I'll pick her up after I go back to the bureau and finish my work." Zhang Jin has already considered this issue, "By the way, Xiaobai's thoughts are relatively simple. If you are chatting, please don't talk She's lost her mind."

"Don't worry, I understand what you mean. I never indoctrinate others with three views and ideas." Wan Xiaojuan laughed.

"Okay, then I'll go back to the bureau first, call me if you need anything."

After speaking, Zhang Jin turned and left.

"There are so many people getting married and divorced today, why don't you go and help?" Wan Xiaojuan looked at Bian Liang.

Bian Liang said: "In the past, Inspector Wu and I helped Sister Hong. This year, there are three people in their security team, which is enough. Besides, my heart is here, and it would only be a disservice to help them."

Wan Xiaojuan smiled noncommittally, turned around and walked into the counter.

Holding a bouquet of roses, Bian Liang hurriedly followed and asked, "Xiaojuan, are you free tonight? Let's have dinner together. I've already booked a restaurant. How about we go to the movies after dinner?"

"Let me think about it again." Wan Xiaojuan took out her mobile phone and responded casually.

Zhang Jin returned to the third game, and was caught by Wu Aiai as soon as he appeared.

"Where did you go, take a courier and disappear for so long!"

"What's the matter, what happened?" Zhang Jin saw that she was holding her breath and wanted to hit someone.

Wu Aiai said angrily, "It's not that guy Liu Guodong!"

"What's wrong with him? Didn't I introduce Aunt Sun to him? Doesn't he stop?"

"It's the Aunt Sun you found for him. He saw it. Now he is looking for someone to give him advice. How can he successfully talk to Aunt Sun? Xiao Duan has banned him from entering the main control room. I'm almost annoyed by him!" Wu Aiai said.

Zhang Jin asked, "What about others?"

"I was sent to harm Old Li."

"You let Liu Guodong harm the president? You are not afraid that the president will be angry and deduct your performance!"

"What am I afraid of? The overall situation is extremely busy, and he is the only one hiding in the office playing games. If he doesn't contribute, who will contribute?" Wu Aiai said in a nonchalant tone.

"I'd better go and have a look." Zhang Jin said, Wu Aiai has a strong background and a straightforward personality, and is not afraid of offending the leaders, but he is different. He also wants to have the opportunity to get Li Zhengzong to support him as the director of the General Administration.

Although this opportunity seems very slim at present, at least it is better than doing nothing.

Zhang Jin came to the door of the president's office, and before he knocked on the door, he heard Li Zhengzong's roar from inside, and then Liu Guodong's clamor.

"I fought with you!"

"Come here, come here, chop here, chop, chop quickly!"

Fuck!No one will die!
Zhang Jin didn't even have to knock on the door, and quickly pushed the door to go in, for fear that Li Zhengzong would be furious if he went in late.

As for Liu Guodong's life safety, he wasn't worried. Besides dying of old age, who could kill the tardigrade? !
Boom!

Zhang Jin pushed open the office door and broke in, but what he saw was an extremely harmonious scene.

I saw Li Zhengzong sitting in front of the computer, with one hand on the keyboard and the other holding the mouse, wearing headphones with a hideous expression on his face.Liu Guodong next to him moved a small stool and sat beside him, pointing at the screen with his hands, more excited than Li Zhengzong!
Zhang Jin was a little stunned, what happened to these two people? !

"Cut him, chop him! Go up and open it, a real man is fearless... No, why did you flush the spring water?"

"You said that real men have nothing to fear!"

"I... Then I'll change it. A real man has nothing to fear, except spring water."

"..."

"It doesn't matter, we won this round anyway."

Li Zhengzong and Liu Guodong gave a happy high-five!

"Hey, Zhang Jin is here, what's the matter?" Li Zhengzong only noticed Zhang Jin who broke in at this time.

Liu Guodong stood up in surprise and asked, "Is there any news about Ms. Sun? Has she rushed over? Are you here to inform me to meet her? Should I change my clothes and buy a bouquet of roses!"

"Don't get excited, Aunt Sun is still on her way." Zhang Jin quickly explained, and then asked suspiciously, "What's going on with you two, Lao Liu, didn't you come to ask our president about how to strike up a conversation? , why are you playing games together?"

"It's just him! Let me tell you, no!" Liu Guodong looked disgusted, "I originally planned to ask him for tips on how to strike up a conversation, but I didn't expect this guy to be a single dog in his old age. What is there to ask? I am also a person who has been married several times, and asking a single magician, isn't it lowering my level?"

"..." Li Zhengzong was speechless in embarrassment.

Liu Guodong continued: "Later, I saw him playing masturbation and masturbation. He was very addicted to food and beeped all day long to instill wrong ideas in team battles to his teammates. I couldn't help but give some pointers. That's why I got you." what I saw just now."

Li Zhengzong praised: "Zhang Jin, don't look at Lao Liu who is looking for death and life all day long in reality, but in the game he is unparalleled in bravery. A real man and Juhuaxin are very good. I have won five games in a row with these two heroes, haha ! Oh, by the way, Lao Liu is a platinum level master!"

"That was all three years ago. I've stopped playing, and I'm afraid I'm only at the silver level now." Liu Guodong said modestly.

"I can't see that you are still playing this kind of reaction-eating game at your age." Zhang Jin asked curiously.

"Hey! Didn't I read the news report that a group of young boys had a violent conflict because of this game, and it also caused bloodshed. I thought about going to the young boys to provoke them and torture them bloody, maybe I would encounter some If a young man with a bad brain can beat me to death, then I will be free." Liu Guodong recalled.

Zhang Jin and Li Zhengzong looked at each other. It turned out that they wanted to die. If they couldn't commit suicide, they would commit suicide by borrowing someone else's hand?

At this moment, Zhang Jin's contact bracelet suddenly rang, and after connecting it, it was discovered that it was Duan Weiran.

"Aunt Sun has arrived at the gate of our third bureau, you can take Liu Guodong down to pick it up."

As soon as Liu Guodong heard the news, he immediately jumped up from the stool: "After waiting for a long time, I finally waited until today, Ms. Sun, here I come..."

"Okay... Hey, Lao Liu, wait for me!" Zhang Jin hurriedly chased him out.

"Hey, it's great to be so energetic at such an age." Li Zhengzong said with emotion, then put on the earphones and changed his tone, "President Wang, was my performance okay just now? Hey, you didn't Feeling of participation in the game? Don’t worry, I’ll choose you as a jungler, and I’m sure to stay on the road to escort your bear..."

When going down the stairs, Liu Guodong stopped suddenly, turned his head and asked Zhang Jin, "Do you think my current outfit is okay?"

"Okay, it's okay! Anyway, you don't have any other clothes to change, let's go, let nature take its course." Zhang Jin said.

"Then what should I talk to her about later? I can't just say hello and say nothing?" Liu Guodong asked again.

Zhang Jin recalled the situation when the two met in the plot, and said: "Then...you can talk to Aunt Sun about a hundred ways to commit suicide. This is the only topic you have in common right now."

"It makes sense!" Liu Guodong rummaged through his pockets and took out the Suicide Book, "It's all up to you!"

After the two walked the last few steps, they left the gate of the third round, and saw a woman about the same age as Liu Guodong standing outside.

"Hello, is this Aunt Sun?" Zhang Jin stepped forward and asked.

"Hello, I am."

"Oh, I'm Zhang Jin, an agent from the third branch of the Mingde Animal Management Bureau. I take the liberty of inviting you here this time. I want to introduce you to a teacher with rich experience in suicide, Liu Guodong, Teacher Liu!" Zhang said. Jin Long introduced Liu Guodong.

"Hello, Mr. Liu!" Ms. Sun said curiously, "May I ask, why does Mr. Liu have a lot of experience in suicide?"

"because of him……"

"Because I'm looking for the meaning of life and death, which is a very interesting question in philosophy. For example, how small a planet is to the universe. Life is insignificant to a planet.

What is precious and priceless, those are all advertisements for selling diamond rings.After death, the body rots, microorganisms decompose in the land and air, and return to the earth. You and I are just a temporary carrier in the process of energy cycle. In the end, all we have is loss. What is the point of existence? "

Ms. Sun was confused by Liu Guodong's speech: "Although I don't understand it very well, it sounds very reasonable."

"You are very savvy. I have a suicide book here. I rely on it to help me explore the meaning of life and death. If you are interested, why don't we make an appointment and find a time to have a good chat. I believe it will definitely inspire you." Liu Guodong took out the Suicide Book and put it in her hand.

"Okay, how about now, I don't know if Teacher Liu is free." Ms. Sun asked expectantly.

"Okay, no problem, I like to be my teacher most." After Liu Guodong finished speaking, he turned his head and blinked at Zhang Jin—it's done!
Zhang Jin was dumbfounded, "Old Liu, you are really hiding something. If it weren't for looking at your face, I almost thought Lu Ziqiao was there in the conversation just now!"

As expected of a man who has married twelve wives, 500 years, his life was not in vain!

Watching Liu Guodong and Ms. Sun leave in a taxi, Zhang Jinchang heaved a sigh of relief. Liu Guodong, an annoying man, has finally been dealt with. I don't know how much goodwill and merits this matter will add to his leadership and the leadership of the General Administration.

"Zhang Jin." Zhang Jin turned his head, and found that Bian Liang was walking over with a dejected face, all the pink on his face had faded.

"How did you do this? You didn't wash your face, did you?"

"I... all blame your friend Xiaobai, who sprayed all the water on my face, causing me to be exposed in front of Xiaojuan, and I was kicked out!" Bian Liang looked at him resentfully.

"Why did Xiaobai spray you with water? She has no reason to do that!"

"Because I told her a bad joke."

"Aren't the cold jokes you told funny? But it's not enough to spray you with water!"

"It's not that it's not funny, it's that her reflex arc is too long, she doesn't smile when she says it, and it took a while to react. It happened that Xiaojuan made tea for us, and then sprayed the tea on my face."

"..."

(End of this chapter)

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