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Chapter 322 Love is a fart
Back at the Bureau of Motion Management, the smell on the three of them made everyone avoid them.

Liu Xiaohong from the certificate processing center knocked on the glass, and said to the three of them with a look of disgust, "You guys just went to investigate dung beetles, didn't you? I can smell the smell of septic tanks through the glass."

"Sister Hong, there is still an opening on your glass!" Wu Ai'ai said helplessly, "We are investigating an explosion, not a dung beetle!"

The three came to the information processing center.

The director of the center, Duan Weiran, did not get much useful information after some monitoring and investigation, so he could only suggest that they check the composition of the qi and first determine which subject the prisoner is a reformer.

"Birds and fish do not have the ability to fart due to their own reasons, so only terrestrial animals have the possibility. The range of terrestrial transformants that can cause a vector explosion of this scale is very small, only skunks, weasels and the like Yes, it is easy to determine the subject of the prisoner." Zhang Jin said.

Wu Aiai looked at him in surprise: "Yes, you have a lot of knowledge, so what kind of animal do you think it is?"

"fox."

"Fox? Isn't a fox a dog?" Hao Yun asked suspiciously.

"Why do you think it's a fox? Don't tell me it's intuition." Wu Aiai asked.

The best excuse was blocked, Zhang Jin had to think for a while, and replied: "From the spread of the arrow gas explosion and the number of victims, it is obvious that the lethality is low. If it is a skunk like a weasel Do, the number of unconscious victims should be more."

Wu Aiai agreed: "Although your analysis makes sense, I still have to test Xiaojuan."

"Of course, no matter how accurate the speculation is, it cannot be used as evidence." Zhang Jin nodded.

"Come on, take a sample of Kamiyaki and follow me, good helper!" Wu Aiai said to Hao Yun.

Hao Yun pointed to himself: "No, leader, why do all this shit go to me?"

"Because you are the most useless." After Wu Aiai finished speaking, she turned and left.

"Who said I'm useless, didn't I move the fart back and out again!" Hao Yun could only comfort himself.

The three came to the good helper sex shop across the street.

Wan Xiaojuan was sitting on a high stool in the store, lying on the counter and playing with her mobile phone. Her figure-7 posture showed her graceful curves to the fullest.

Seeing the three of them walking in, she jokingly said, "Hey, are the three of you here to take care of the business of my store today?"

"I'm not kidding, I'll ask you to test the qi and see what subject's transformation person released it." Wu Aiai said.

Wan Xiaojuan sat upright, and said sympathetically, "No wonder the smell of perfume in my store can't hide the smell on your body."

The four came to the hidden studio, and Wan Xiaojuan took the bottle containing Yaqi from Hao Yun's hand, and injected the Yaqi inside into a special testing instrument.

"Wait a while, you will know the answer soon."

She suddenly looked at Zhang Jin and said, "It was fine last night. One against four, we have never even drank you! How can you drink so much as a hamster spirit? Have you practiced it? Let's have a chance to learn how to drink, have you? interest?"

Seeing her say these words, Wu Aiai immediately reminded her: "Xiaojuan, I'm a colleague, don't you rabbits pay attention to not eating grass beside the nest?"

"It also depends on whether the grass grows well. When there is a shortage of food, we can't take care of so much." Wan Xiaojuan blinked charmingly.

"You also suffer from food shortages?" Wu Aiai showed an unbelievable expression.

Maybe others don't know it, but she knows it clearly. The woman in front of her is a well-known heartthrob in the circle of Mingde Transformers, with countless suitors.
There are many handsome men among the suitors, and there is a group of people queuing up to deliver them to the door with a tick of a finger. How can there be a shortage of food?Compared with other ordinary female transformants, they really smell like dog food from a wealthy family, and the road is full of dead dogs!

Beep!The detector job is complete.

While Wan Xiaojuan was going to check the test results, Wu Aiai whispered to Zhang Jin, "I warn you, don't think too much about Xiaojuan, otherwise you will definitely regret it."

Before Zhang Jin could speak, Hao Yun on the side said, "Leader, it's not suitable for you, this one was demolished, plastic sisters!"

"What do you know, I'm trying to maintain the harmony and stability within our three bureaus. Office romances affect work, especially dating Xiaojuan, which requires a lot of courage and psychological endurance." Wu Aiai said.

"Isn't Stationmaster Wan just a little prettier and a little better in shape, how much pressure can he have? Besides, Zhang Jin's figure is not bad, you look at the pectoral muscles, the abs, the buttocks... Uh, I mean Biceps, the whole Chinese captain!" Hao Yun said.

"I'm too lazy to talk about it, anyway, as long as you have a little self-knowledge." Of course, it is impossible for Wu Aiai to tell others about the fact that her girlfriend is the king of the sea.

"I know, I will pay attention." Zhang Jin nodded.

It's not that he doesn't know Wan Xiaojuan's title of love master and king of the sea in the demon world.

However, although the other party is dating multiple men at the same time, they are really just enjoying the process of being in love, and are not taking the opportunity to seek financial and material benefits for themselves, nor will they upgrade their love to marriage.And every man she interacts with will be told these things in advance by her, if they agree, they will come, if they don't, they will leave, free and easy, and never nostalgic.

In her own words, she has neither a sense of security nor a lack of money. Even if she wants to get married, she still needs to find someone she likes very much, so it is very important to expand her social circle!

"What are you talking about, but why don't you come and see the result?" Wan Xiaojuan said to the three of them.

"What's the result?" Wu Aiai was the first to walk over and asked.

"Yagi contains thiol, thiol nitric acid, and methylquinoline, which are unique ingredients in the smelly liquid of smelly gland transformers."

"A skunk or a weasel?"

"No, it's a fox."

"Fox?!" Upon hearing this answer, Wu Aiai turned her head to look at Zhang Jin in surprise.

Hao Yun also looked at Zhang Jin with admiration and said, "Wow! That's amazing, my brother, you actually guessed it right! The one who farted is indeed a fox!"

"Knowing that Yaki was released by foxes, it would be much simpler. There are not many vixens in Mingde City, only a dozen or so, and all the investigations will not waste much time. Let's go back and get their information immediately!" Wu Aiai immediately Go to the door.

Wan Xiaojuan patted Zhang Jin lightly, blinked and said, "Remember to discuss how much you can drink when you have time."

"Accompany me at any time." Zhang Jin said with a smile.

Back at the Bureau of Motion Management, Hao Yun was arranged to go to the household registration center to find Liu Xiaohong to apply for access to the file of the vixen in Mingde City, while Zhang Jin and Wu Aiai came to the information center again.

"I don't think it's necessary to collect the farts of every vixen for testing. As long as the vixens that appeared in the shopping mall on the scene were found during the time of the incident, the scope of the criminal can basically be determined." Zhang Jin said, "Duan Teacher, please investigate the monitoring content to see if there is any vixen at the scene."

"Wait a minute. I'll immediately switch to the monitoring content at the entrance of the mall that day and the monitoring of the jewelry store. It will take a while to compare the portraits." Duan Weiran clattered on the keyboard.

In the original plot, it may be to show some funny bridge breaks, or it may be to show that the level of investigation by the Bureau of Motion Management is not very good. In short, it is actually very slothful to investigate such things one by one.

Of course Zhang Jin would not waste time on this now, but he wanted to complete the challenge of becoming the head of the Monster General Bureau, so naturally he had to show unusual skills in solving cases.

While waiting for the results of the comparison, Hao Yun had successfully retrieved all the files of Mingde's vixen from the other party by buying pine nuts for Liu Xiaohong.

"Wow! Mingde has a total of thirteen vixens, known as the Mingde Thirteen Beauties, all of whom rely on their faces to make a living!" Hao Yun walked into the information center and shared the gossip he had just learned with the three.

"Bring it to me." Wu Aiai took the documents from Hao Yun's hand and opened them one by one.

Zhang Jin and Hao Yun watched from the sidelines, commenting unavoidably.

"I'm going! Is this a vixen? She looks so ordinary, and she doesn't have the charm of my landlady!"

"This is actually an internet celebrity anchor? Steamed bun face, elephant legs...I threw up!"

"These are all crooked melons and dates. It really subverts my perception of vixen. Aren't vixen all young ladies with beautiful bodies?"

"Hey, this Wang Luxi looks pretty good. Compared with the previous ones, she is much more normal. This is a vixen!"

Wu Aiai glared at the chattering Hao Yun, and said angrily, "What are you doing? We are investigating criminals, not a beauty pageant! Is it important what someone looks like? It's none of your business! Besides, who All foxes must be beautiful? It’s just that famous vixens are all beautiful, and looking at their faces is the only truth that has never changed since ancient times!”

"Leadership education is right, listening to what you say is better than reading a hundred years of books." Hao Yun quickly complimented.

But Zhang Jin said: "That's not necessarily the case. Who said that famous vixens are very beautiful? None of us have seen them with our own eyes. We all know from the records in ancient books, and the authors of those ancient books are also hearsay. Can't it be Because of being famous, did later generations beautify the vixen's appearance when recording the incident?

After all, in a love affair with a huge gap between a shemale and a monster, most people think that it is because the goblin is beautiful and polite that people fall in love with the goblin.Otherwise, goblins are just ordinary or ugly, why should people take huge risks to be with each other? "

"So you think those vixens are all average-looking?" Hao Yun asked.

"No, I'm just saying don't be black and white." Zhang Jin said with a shrug.

At this time, Duan Weiran suddenly said: "The comparison result is out!"

Wu Aiai immediately asked, "Who was there?"

"There was only one person at the scene that day, Wang Luxi, and she happened to go to the jewelry store in the center of the explosion!" Duan Weiran called up the monitoring screen, "Look, this is the scene at that time."

In the picture, Wang Luxi and a man came to the jewelry store to choose a ring. Halfway through the selection, the man answered the phone and planned to leave first. The two seemed to have some disputes, and Wang Luxi finally dropped the card and left.

"It looks like a couple quarreling." Hao Yun said while rubbing his chin.

"Who is this man?" Wu Aiai asked.

Duan Weiran made some investigations and gave information: "Li Jialin, the president of Huineng Company, has been dating Wang Luxi frequently since last year, and the several fashion events Wang Luxi participated in were all sponsored by his company."

"Oh, it seems that this is the father behind Wang Luxi!" Hao Yun couldn't help laughing.

"Is Li Jialin married?" Wu Aiai asked.

Duan Weiran replied: "Married."

Hao Yun clapped his hands suddenly and said: "The matter seems obvious. Wang Luxi has an ambiguous relationship with the married man Li Jialin and went shopping in the mall, but Li Jialin might have to leave because of family business on the way, and the clerk's discussion and attitude towards her made it even more complicated. Confusing the dissatisfaction in her heart, Wang Luxi fired arrows and caused an explosion in a fit of anger to retaliate. How about it, leader, is my analysis okay?"

Wu Aiai looked at him in surprise: "Okay, I didn't realize that you still have such an IQ."

"Of course, otherwise, how would I be able to get into the veterinary major of the University of Pennsylvania! Although I don't have Einstein's IQ, it's no problem to be 20 points higher than ordinary people!" Hao Yun pretended to be modest In fact, he laughed shyly.

"Didn't you buy your University of Pennsylvania diploma for 500 yuan?" Wu Aiai mercilessly exposed him.

"How is it possible! Stop joking, leader!"

"Later, you added money to buy a veterinary qualification certificate and several fake pennants, a total of seven hundred and five."

Hao Yun saw that she said it clearly, and was shocked: "How do you know? That false certificate dealer disappeared after finishing my order!"

Wu Ai'ai sneered and said, "Of course it disappeared. This guy, relying on his ability as a transformer, made the false certificates look like real ones, affecting human society. He was arrested by our Bureau of Labor Affairs and is still in the prison of the General Administration. Do you want to To visit?"

"Uh...forget it, I'm not familiar with him, I'm not familiar with him!" Hao Yun quickly waved his hand.

Seeing that he was cowardly, Wu Aiai stopped pursuing the matter, but said, "Get ready, we'll go to Wang Luxi's house right away. Remember to bring the fart storage tank, I must get the evidence this time!"

"Okay! Leader!" Hao Yun smiled all over his face.

Zhang Jin turned his head and said to Duan Weiran: "Teacher Duan, please check the surveillance on the scene carefully, especially after Wang Luxi left, to see if there is any similar figure."

"Okay." Although Duan Weiran didn't know what he was going to do, he still nodded in agreement.

Half an hour later, the three of them drove to a villa complex and stopped beside Wang Luxi's residence.

"Wow, there are so many fans, you are indeed a celebrity!" Hao Yun couldn't help sighing as he looked at a group of men and women holding up Wang Luxi's support signs in front of him.

"Celebrity? Heh! Come with me!" Wu Aiai curled her lips in disdain, and walked towards the door of Wang Luxi's house first.

"Hey, you said that Wang Luxi is not a good star, why did she commit a crime!" Hao Yun said to Zhang Jin casually.

Zhang Jin shook his head and said, "Just like what I said before, the legendary fox spirits are not necessarily all beauties. It is not certain whether Wang Luxi committed a crime. Before there is no conclusive evidence, she is only a suspect."

Hao Yun was surprised by his answer, and asked curiously: "Then did your intuition tell you whether Wang Luxi is a criminal this time?"

"My intuition tells me that she is not a criminal." Zhang Jin replied.

"So sure?"

"My intuition has never been wrong." Zhang Jin smiled confidently.

Unless there is a change in the plot, how could he be wrong who is familiar with the plot!

Hao Yun shook his head and said, "I still stick to my previous reasoning, Wang Luxi is the criminal."

"Wait and see!"

(End of this chapter)