Team Joe is probably in love.

Chapter 1 Preface: An Indecent Interview About the Heroine (Prototype)

The new story is a stalk that Sister Ruoruo accidentally mentioned during the meeting. As the soft and cute editorial department, Weiwei was named on the spot, and she will become the number one female after passing five stages.

Soft and sweet on the outside, but very thoughtful on the inside.

It can be said to be "Weiwei Benwei"!

So, on this sunny and cloudless day, I decided to interview my editor, who is the prototype of the heroine of this article, Lou Wei...

Welcome to the heroine.

(Manual clapping: clap! clap! clap!)

Vivi: Smile. [Lady skirt corner.jpg]
Mori (laughing, rubbing his hands secretly): Weiwei, as the heroine, would you like to be written by me?
Vivi: I don't want to.

Well, the whole show is over.

click!
Pinch off, pinch off.

This segment cannot be played.

Restart.

Mori: Do you have anything to say about the heroine?
Weiwei: I think I'm cuter than her. [Serious and cute.jpg]
Mori: Of course!You are the cutest, you are the most invincible and super giant!

Weiwei: Do you think that if you praise me, you won't be urged to publish?Innocent. [Put your tongue out and roll your eyes.jpg]
Mori (embarrassed by being found out, he tactfully changed the subject): By the way, let’s have an interview, what do you think of our hero?Is there such a person around in real life?

Weiwei: Are you losing your memory?What do you seem to have forgotten?
Mori: Huh?

Weiwei: I want to expose the chat records where you said that I was gossiping with ××× (a very cold little brother in the office who didn’t want to reveal his real name)!Don't stop me!
chat record:

Senmu 17:03:12
I want to write a new story hot, Lou Wei-style soft girl and ××× (manual coding, hereinafter collectively referred to as ×××) style high-cold

Zifeiyu 17:03:26
Yes wow!One is soft and cute, the other is indifferent, they are the original form!
Senmu 17:03:39
I need you to help me imagine the collision of these two people!

Zifeiyu 17:03:56
××× is written all over your face, stay away from me and don't approach me!

Xiao Weiwei: Can you help me?

×××: Not possible.

Xiao Weiwei: Just help me.

×××: I don’t want it.

Xiao Weiwei: I beg you!
×××: ...All right.

Senmu 17:05:02
No no no, he should be like this: (cold face.jpg) Get out!

Zifeiyu 17:05:05
Hahahahaha!So real!

Morimu: To be honest, I am quite curious about what shocking (shang) heaven (tian) moving (hai) earth (li) things you have done with your soft and cute appearance?

Weiwei: The old man who sold duck necks at the gate of our school used to think I was cute. Every time I bought duck necks, he would give me two duck feet.And the aunt at the barbecue stall, I miss her so much, every time she grills fish and eggplant, she chooses the biggest one for me.The uncles, grandmas, and aunts who sell food at the gate of our university all know me. When I graduated, I went to eat my last meal of wontons. When the uncle who sold wontons heard that I was leaving, he confiscated my money.

Mori: I also want to be a cute girl... I feel like I wasted my time in college...

Weiwei: Also... When I first came to Changsha, I went to visit Hunan University. The aunt who sold Chongqing noodles in the snack street was tearful when I met my fellow villagers, so she gave me two fried eggs. (No wonder I'm fat again, that's why!)
Morimu: So, are all the people you act cute as aunts and uncles?
Weiwei: Because I can't sell my cuteness to good-looking boys, and good-looking boys are for viewing! (That's probably why I'm still single...)
Mori: Hahaha!

Weiwei: It's the first time it's written in a book, and the object of the cuteness is the handsome policeman brother, tsk tsk, I'm so excited to think about it!Thank you, Miss Mori!Fist!bow!

Morimu: Hahaha, I can (squeeze) give you any boyfriend you want... (cover your face with a wry smile.jpg)

Well, today's embarrassing chat is over.

Zifeiyu next door, you can play the ending music now.

Oh yes, almost forgot something.

Miss Lou Wei is the most beautiful, the best, and the cutest (I heard that Weiwei was praised for [-] cents, so I will praise a few more and accumulate the bill)!

(PS: Weiwei's cry - don't make useless things, please ask the author to find a boy who is the same as the hero in the story to let me fall in love! Thank you!)

——Senmu Island

(End of this chapter)