The monkey that will cross in the journey to the west

Chapter 133 The sage monk of the Tang Dynasty said that he was poor, and Bailongyi knelt into the Taoist gate.

"Ahem!" Tang Seng straightened his appearance and said solemnly.

"Let me introduce, Tang Xuanzang, the poor Taoist, came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, shouldered a great mission, and cut through thorns and thorns all the way to the west.

Pindao was ordered by the King of Tang to go to the West to teach the scriptures and preach, to enlighten the monks in the West, and to get rid of the confusion. "

Zhu Yan: "???"

Zhu Yan almost bald the monkey hair on his head.

I gave you the system just to make you sick of the Tathagata, but you still have to take the scriptures. What are you thinking?
To unravel the Western monks?
Is this ambition too lofty?

Little White Dragon: "???"

Little Bailong almost knelt down to Tang Seng.Xin wondered if he heard it wrong, but he is a monk at the level of a fairy, how could he hear it wrong.

As the prince of the Dragon Clan of Xihai and a neighbor of Daleiyin Temple, he knows the dominance and cruelty of Buddhism.

Those monks went to the West Sea when they had nothing to do, and converted a group of pythons attached to the Dragon Clan as Buddhist slaves, known as the Heavenly Dragons.

Even if they bully the mountain gate like this, the Xihai Dragon Clan dare not take care of them, and they don't want to provoke these monks. Are you going to enlighten and educate them?
Xiao Bailong looked at Tang Seng and thought, are you mentally retarded?

He turned his head to look at Zhu Yan, only to see Zhu Yan's big eyes staring round, and he didn't seem to know the bald man's lofty ambitions.

Zhu Yan was only surprised for a moment, then laughed, and said in his heart: Well, well!

Jin Chanzi is going to preach at Daleiyin Temple, and Zhu Yan can't wait to see the expression of Buddha Tathagata.

It's a pity, it's a pity, only some Taoist classics and magical powers were put in the system at the beginning, it would be great if we could put the anthology of later generations against Buddhism in it.

It's just that at that time, Zhu Yan didn't expect Tang Seng to be crooked like this.

Tang Seng saw Xiao Bailong's surprised face, smiled slightly, and said: "The road is long and long, and the road to the west is full of demons. The poor road needs righteous people like Mr. Long to join."

"I won't go!" Before Tang Seng could finish speaking, Xiao Bailong flatly refused.

Going to the Western Paradise to preach the scriptures, is there still life?

"Mmm! You really have a benevolent heart!" Tang Seng said.

Then he reincarnated and looked at Zhu Yan: "Brother, what do you think!"

Zhu Yan looked at Xiaobailong's handsome face and proud appearance, and said, "If you don't accept it, give me a beating!"

"How is this possible! We are civilized Tang people! We must convince people with reason.

oops!Urinary urgency! "He was talking in his mouth, but turned his back.

Seeing Tang Seng's back, Zhu Yan immediately understood that Tang Seng was asking him to make a move.But you don't act like you're in a hurry to pee.

"Hey!" Zhu Yandao felt indifferent.

Seeing Zhu Yan's obscene and obscene smile, Xiaobailong turned around and wanted to run away, but Zhu Yan's supernatural powers were even better. He stretched out his finger on the ground, and the moment it bloomed, the grass on the ground grew wildly, binding Xiaobailong to the ground.

"You little loach, I've been annoyed by seeing you for a long time. The old Jade Emperor looks better than me. I dared to smash the door of his house, but you still dare to hang around in front of me. Today I will give you a plastic surgery!" Zhu Yan found a random reason and punched Xiao Bailong in the face.

"Prince Taoist, please forgive me, Taoist priest, please forgive me. Your appearance is determined by heaven, so you can't blame me!" Xiao Bailong begged for mercy loudly.

"Oh! You mean I'm not as good-looking as you are, right? You little loach, how dare you mock me!"

"Ahem! Brother, we are civilized people from the Tang Dynasty, so we need to persuade people with reason." Tang Seng pretended to be a rescuer, and pulled Zhu Yan and said.

"That's right! I, Zhu Yan, have always used reasoning to convince people in my actions! Just see if my word for reason is big!" Zhu Yan stretched out his right hand, with four fingers together, and there was a big word for reason written on it.

Tang Seng: "..."

"Brother, please sit down first. Brother Bailong and I will talk in detail about the development of Xiniu Hezhou and the great revival of Xitian culture."

Zhu Yan's white face singing was so fake that Tang Seng couldn't stand it anymore, so he asked Zhu Yan to stand aside so that he could sing red face.

Oh no!It is to appease the little white dragon.

"Brother Bailong, don't blame it. The eldest brother is a monkey demon fairy and has a quick temper. If you become our brother and go west with us, he will never trouble you. Look at the impoverished jade tree facing the wind, and the wind is suave, and the eldest brother will not." Do you want to make a move?" Tang Seng comforted Xiao Bailong.

Zhu Yan curled his lips in the back, despising Tang Seng, your face is not a problem, the key is that your head is too unconventional, no matter how weird it looks, it is still good-looking.

Xiaobailong is suffering mentally, can you pretend to be more obvious?Obviously it was you who made the Taoist priest beat me up.

It's a pity that Xiao Bailong didn't dare to say it, he blinked his eyelids, and said: "It's not that I don't want to go west with the Taoist priest, but I have a mission, and I have already promised others!"

"Who did you promise, let's hear it." Tang Seng asked, Xiao Bailong was concerned about his mission, so he had to pay attention.

"I was originally the third prince of the West Sea, but I burned the orb bestowed by the Jade Emperor on a whim, offended Tian Yan, and went to the dragon-cutting stage!" Facing two Taoist priests with abnormal brains, let's call them Taoist priests.

Xiao Bailong tried his best to look miserable, and by the way talked about the process of being green.

"Hmm!" Tang Seng's expression didn't change much. He grew up in a temple, so he has never seen anything. Is there a more suitable place for cheating than a temple?
Zhu Yan knew about Xiao Bailong's situation, so he was not surprised at all.

Xiao Bailong saw that the faces of the two did not change, so he could only continue to preach.

"I thought I would die on the Dragon Terrace in this life. Fortunately, Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea interceded for me. The Jade Emperor mercifully punished me in Yingshoujian. Let me wait here for a monk from the Tang Dynasty."

Tang Seng's eyes lit up and he said: "The monks from the Tang Dynasty are poor! It's right to follow me."

"No, Master!
What I want to wait for is a monk, a monk from Tang Dynasty! "Little Bailong hastily argued.

"Isn't it like being poor?" Tang Seng touched his bald head and said doubtfully.

Little White Dragon: "..."

"You're talking poor, how can you still look like a monk?" Zhu Yan interjected.

He stared at the Tai Chi picture on Tang Seng's bald head, every time he saw it, Zhu Yan felt the urge to laugh three times.

Xiao Bailong looked at the Tai Chi tattoo on Tang Seng's head, the Confucian shirt on his body, and the Tang knife hanging on his waist.

Xindao, apart from having no hair, you don't look like a monk.

"Master Daoist, what I'm waiting for is a monk who learns Buddhist scriptures!" Xiao Bailong emphasized.

"That's right! The King of Tang asked me to go to the Western Heaven to learn the scriptures and come back to save the evil spirits in the world. Guanyin Bodhisattva also asked me to go to the Western Heaven to learn the scriptures and come back to teach the world to be good.

I thought about how the evil spirits of Datang had been meridianized by my Infinite People, and they still let them go to the West Paradise.

I think it is false to learn from the scriptures. They probably want me to spread this (Taishang Dongxuan Lingbao Unlimited Human Top Grade Wonderful Sutra) to the West.

So what you have to wait for is me, Master Xuanzang of the Tang Dynasty. "

"Pfft!" Zhu Yan burst out laughing, it's really wonderful.

Hahahaha!

"Brother, why are you laughing?" Tang Seng asked solemnly.

"Your brother's words are right. I have also been reminded by the Bodhisattva that if I meet a monk from the Tang Dynasty, I will guarantee him to go to the west! I guarantee with my conscience that he is definitely a monk from the Tang Dynasty!" Zhu Yan told Xiaobai Long said.

Little White Dragon stared at Tang Seng with wide eyes, especially the Tai Chi pattern on his head, did the Bodhisattva choose the wrong person?

"Brother, give me the yellow paper for the incense stick!" Tang Seng asked Zhu Yan for the yellow paper for the incense stick.

Put the yellow paper joss sticks on, and pull the dazed little white dragon to kneel down.

"Come, come, let's kowtow and pray, and read after me. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but we want to go to the western heavens in the same year, the same month, and the same day!"

Zhu Yan: "..."

(End of this chapter)