The monkey that will cross in the journey to the west

Chapter 114, thinking too much about plotting hurts the original intention, often sitting on empty mountains and doing fake things,

After Kong Anzhi had breakfast, Zhu Yan took out the scalper and started on the road.As for Zhao Mingcheng and Big Yellow Dog, who cares what they are doing.

Zhu Yan was whistling, in a happy mood. Kong Anzhi looked at Zhu Yan's back, and saw from him the appearance of that cheap monkey, that wild monkey who spit at every turn.

In the rear, Zhao Mingcheng may have fed the big yellow dog with spiritual materials and treasures, and set off as well.

Zhao Mingcheng was cursing, and the big yellow dog followed behind him, trembling on all fours.

"You bitch, you worthless thing, you're the one to suffer when your origins are exhausted and your Yuanyang is exhausted." Zhao Mingcheng's face was very ugly. Although he and Zhu Yan had no intention of gambling, the big yellow dog was killed. It was so miserable that he still felt that he had lost face.

Face is a very mysterious thing. He can do a lot of shameless things without feeling ashamed, but sometimes someone says a word, which makes him feel ashamed.

All the way to the north, the two of them fought and fought for the lower limit. When it was time to rest again, in order to save face, Zhao Mingcheng found some happy Niu sisters for Lao Niu: "The Sajia is called treating others in the same way as others." You are welcome, old calf."

Moo!
Several cows rubbed against the old cow, looking very affectionate.

The old cow is vigilant, it remembers what Zhu Yan said, a cow is a tiger.

After Zhao Mingcheng left, the old cow stood up, and the big cow's hooves glowed with a little blue light.

Bang bang bang!
Several cows were stunned by the hooves, their heads bulged and fell to the ground.

"The cows are all bad guys, they want to eat my essence, dreaming!" The old cow kicked the cow lying on the ground aside, and lay down on the ground to practice the exercises taught by Zhu Yan.

On the second day of the trip, Zhu Yan had a smile on his face, patted the old cow on the head to praise him, and rewarded him with a small spell by the way.

Zhao Mingcheng's face was ugly. Seeing Zhu Yan's complacent look, he felt even more depressed. He couldn't help but want to kick the big yellow dog. It was too embarrassing.

The big yellow dog walked with his legs pulled, but he hadn't recovered yet.

Zhao Mingcheng was depressed and hung far behind Zhu Yan. He suddenly saw two children playing beside him, and one child was shooting a bird with a slingshot.

"Little baby, come here." Zhao Mingcheng smiled. Although he looked ferocious, the monk's robe and bald head made people not resist him so much.

Monks still have a lot of face in the world.

"I have met the master." The two children were very polite.

Zhao Mingcheng nodded, this is normal, people are living in misery these days, it is hard to find beef tendon for making bowstrings, and those who can play with slingshots must be wealthy families. "Ancient slingshot, search Erlang Soushan map that I have never seen before"

"Xiaowa, how about you help me with something, and you will be paid."

As Zhu Yan moved forward, he was always cautious about Zhao Mingcheng's conspiracy. At this time, he also saw Zhao Mingcheng touching the two children.

Conspiracy, this is Zhu Yan's first reaction, how will this bald man use these two children?
Zhu Yan has formed a conditioned reflex, as long as Zhao Mingcheng makes a move, Zhu Yan will first guess his purpose, two little kids, what can they do?
"Young brother stay here." Zhao Mingcheng called Zhu Yan after talking with the two children.

Stop your sister!
Zhu Yan pretended not to hear, and dragged the old cow away.

Zhao Mingcheng left the big yellow dog, walked past, and stopped in front of Zhu Yan.

Zhu Yan was cautious and immediately took precautions.

"Young brother, go slowly, the Sa family has something to discuss with you." Zhao Mingcheng smiled sincerely, stopped in front of Zhu Yan and bowed his hands.

"Brother called my younger brother if he had something to do, and my younger brother went to visit immediately, how could I trouble my elder brother to come here!" Zhu Yan bowed his hands and returned the salute, with a friendly expression on his face, full of complaints.The mind is cursing.

Kong Anzhi was speechless when he saw the two people who were polite, like brothers, and said to himself: Here we go again, I just don't know who will plot against whom, and who will suffer.

Zhao Mingcheng was also cursing in his heart.If you listen to me, I still have to catch up.

The two maintained a superficial affinity and talked about things.

"What did the elder brother call me?" Zhu Yan asked.

Zhao Mingcheng patted his oily head, and said with a little embarrassment: "It's not a big deal, I just think about borrowing some pills to strengthen the foundation and cultivate the vitality, so as to supplement that dog."

ghost letter!

Zhu Yan's heart turned sharply, this bald and shameless guy must have a conspiracy.

Zhu Yan suddenly thought of those two children.

Zhu Yan was only on guard against Zhao Mingcheng, and didn't pay attention to the two human children, so he turned his head hastily.

Moo!
The old cow let out a tragic howl and ran like crazy.

Ah~~

Kong Anzhi was caught off guard and screamed on the back of the bull.

Zhu Yan quickly looked over and saw the old cow running wildly with its tail between its legs. He turned his head and saw a human child holding a slingshot.

"Despicable!" Zhu Yan couldn't help cursing.He hurried to chase the old cow.

"The shot is quite accurate." Zhao Mingcheng rubbed his head, looked at the old cow running with its tail between its legs, and grinned loudly, his mood suddenly became happy.I have never been so happy to practice breakthrough before.

Shameless, so despicable!
Zhu Yan's face was livid, and he kept cursing in his heart.Shooting cow eggs, is this what people should do?
Kong Anzhi had already dismounted from his horse, and walked ahead with his face covered.The image of a monk who used to be immortal has refreshed the lower limit of her cognition time and time again.

Zhu Yan circulated his mana and cast spells to heal the old cow.

Moo!
The old cow burst into tears, what a disaster.If it wasn't for Zhu Yan's pulling, he would have turned around and killed those two bastards.

Zhao Mingcheng happily handed two books to the two children and sent them away.

On the road again, the fight became more intense.

"Old cow, take a shit." Zhu Yan patted the scalper's head.

Moo!
The old scalper yelled and nodded. Its eyes were angry, and it was very cooperative. If it didn't, it would force it out.

Zhu Yan rubbed out a landmine, dug a hole and buried it on the road where a big tree obscured his view, and filled it with cow dung.

The fighting between the two escalated, affecting the cow and the dog.

The big yellow dog and the old scalper's eyes were red. If they hadn't developed a little wisdom and were pressed and comforted by Zhu Yan and Zhao Mingcheng, they would have gone crazy long ago.

Zhu Yan left all kinds of thunder along the way, and cow dung flew all over the sky.

Zhao Mingcheng continued to cast Gu, Zhu Yan's Dao body scrapping speed increased sharply, and Lao Niu also often had diarrhea and hallucinations.

The two restrained themselves to some extent, but they had no lower limit, and frequently resorted to various insidious methods.

Kong Anzhi witnessed all this, and remembered the production process of Zhu Yan's explosives, as well as various magical mine-laying methods.

Time passed day by day, they traveled farther and farther, Zhao Mingcheng forgot what he was doing here, and his mind was full of how to spray Zhu Yan with stinky shit.

Xushan False Cave
Zhu Yan's true self sat cross-legged in the cave.

This is the mountain he drew using his supernatural powers. It has been placed here for almost a month. He has spent a lot of energy arranging it, even changing the surrounding terrain, gathering silly monsters, giving them dreams, changing their subconscious mind, and making them think that this mountain is Eternal existence.

As for the clever little monster...

"Report...report to the king." A little deer demon hurried in.

"What is it?" Zhu Yan opened his eyes.

"Reporting to the king, the team of oxen carrying girls you mentioned is here, the oxen, the girls, the bald heads, and the yellow dogs are all right.

It's what you said, it's not right for a handsome man to lead a scalper.This person is kind of ugly! " said the little deer demon.

"Shut up!" Zhu Yan slapped the little deer demon away with a slap.

"Come on!" Zhu Yan shouted.

"Your Majesty is here, what do you want from us?" The leader of the tiger demon came over with a steel fork.

"Beat the drums to gather monsters, follow me to capture the little fairy!" Zhu Yan said.

"It's the king!" The tiger commander ran out with a steel fork.

Just as Zhu Yan was about to leave, he saw the little deer demon squatting in the corner drawing circles.He waved a little demon and said to it, "Go and sew its mouth shut!"

(End of this chapter)