Journey to the West: Start by rejecting the Guanyin layout

Chapter 7 Who took my clothes
Suddenly, Guanyin took out the purple golden bell.

In a flash, fire came out.

Two shakes, smoke.

Three shakes, sand.

Seeing that there was wind, sand and fireworks for ten miles around, Lu Feng had nowhere to escape, Guanyin was satisfied, and shouted: "Evil, don't kowtow to admit your mistake!"

"Fuck your motherfucker!"

Fighting starts when there is a disagreement, can you be more shameless?

Zijinling is powerful, but it can only be used against Taiyi True Immortal, and its effect against Daluo Jinxian becomes very limited, not to mention Lufeng also has Tiangang 36 Changes.

"Back to the wind and back to the fire."

The blowing wind instantly rolled back, and the burning flames also shrunk back.

"Flying sand and rolling stones."

The sand flying in the sky and the rolling stones were all under the control of Lu Feng in an instant.

"how can that be?"

Avalokitesvara was stunned, this little-known demon Taoist actually knew how to change Tiangang 36, and he was so proficient in practicing it!
Seeing the wind and sand that covered the sky and the sun, Guanyin barely escaped with clouds, but at this time, Guanyin was a little embarrassed, with a lot of wind and sand on his clothes, and the Buddha-free crown on his head was also broken, and his hair was disheveled. Look, how can there be half a cent of immortality?
"Damn evil, I want your life!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was so angry that he tilted the jade bottle in his hand, and the divine water came out, like a galaxy pouring down.

"This amount of water is worthy of Guanyin Bodhisattva, much more powerful than King Hebolong."

Wukong was amused when he saw it. This is still the divine water that can hit the face with three flavors of real fire. Now it seems that the Milky Way is pouring down, which is enough to drown the real fairy Ruyi.

"Hmph, let's see if your Jade Purification Ping is powerful, and I am even better than my Sixiangshen Fire Pot."

Lu Feng sacrificed the divine fire pot with the immortal method, and in an instant, Lu Feng seemed to turn into a Vulcan, his whole body was wrapped in flames, and then a burst of fire shot straight into the sky and shot at Guanyin.

"There is fire that can wash away my divine water, what kind of fire is this?"

Also in this instant, the fire wave has spread over the surface.

"Oops!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was so panicked that he couldn't even care about the lotus platform of eighth-grade merit and virtue under his feet. His hand slipped, and the Yangzhi jade purification bottle and purple golden bell fell off, and they just flew out of the fire net at full speed.

Even so, it was still a step too late, the hot flames kissed her clothes, and when the Bodhisattva escaped from the fire, most of the clothes were burned away, exposing a large piece of skin.

Her hair was full of burnt smell, and her fair face was turned into black charcoal. I don't know whether it was from the fire or from anger.

"Oh, poor Bodhisattva."

Wukong covered his eyes, whether to look or not to look.

"Bodhisattva, don't blame me. Although my old grandson has seen some, I am only interested in female monkeys. I have always been calm about human race."

"My old grandson is an honest person. When he was in trouble with the Heavenly Palace, he stopped the Seventh Fairy and didn't even touch her."

"Let you pretend to cover your eyes, I will burn your hair off, and eat me!"

Lu Feng turned the Sixiangshen fire pot, this time the spout of the pot was aimed at Monkey King.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's complexion changed drastically, and he shouted quickly:
"Wukong, what are you thinking about, don't hurry up."

"Oh, if my old grandson loses his monkey hair, wouldn't he be as ugly as a human being? Then he won't have the face to call himself the Monkey King. This Ruyi Immortal is too vicious."

Wukong felt like he was going into a somersault, and he didn't know where he turned.

The Bodhisattva also immediately flew into the clouds, and left Juxian Nunnery while avoiding it.

At this time, the Bodhisattva looked at his naked plump body with a dazed expression on his face. What he thought in his mind was, who am I, where am I, and what happened just now?
God, this is definitely not me, I am Guanyin Bodhisattva, how could I have fallen into this situation!
When he was far away from Ruyi Zhenjun, Guanyin Bodhisattva looked down quietly in the cloud, and when he saw no one, he ran down and stole some clothes to put on, trembling all the way, for fear that someone would see a bare buttocked Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Fortunately, no one stole the clothes, sneaked into the room, and when changing clothes, Guanyin Bodhisattva wiped tears and talked to himself angrily.

"That Ruyi Immortal, I must kill him, I must cut him into pieces!"

"Who are you going to kill?"

The sound was very soft, but to Guanyin's ears, it was no less than a sudden thunderstorm. She looked up and saw that Ruyi Zhenxian was lying on the beam of the house. She was in such a mess that she didn't even know anyone was in the room.

Lu Feng sat on the beam, looking down cheerfully, he had discerning eyes, Guanyin naturally couldn't escape his eyes, but Guanyin's clothes were disheveled, so he deliberately slowed down his pace so that she could dress up and fight again.

"The bodhisattva puts on the clothes of a peasant woman, and it has a different style."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was extremely ashamed and indignant: "I will treat you as a pervert..."

As he said, he was about to come up and fight.

Lu Feng suddenly said, "Someone is here."

Avalokitesvara listened carefully, and it seemed that a peasant woman passed by, and then began to curse.

"Who, who took my clothes? Why are you so shameless, stand up if you have the ability!"

After listening to Guanyin, she didn't dare to hit her. If the woman saw that she was wearing her clothes, would she be ashamed?
Lu Feng shook his head: "It turns out she's a shrew, don't worry about her, let's fight again."

Guanyin gritted her teeth and looked at Lu Feng: "I'll let you go today, but you remember, I will pay back ten times the shame of today sooner or later."

Lu Feng said: "You have said that, then I can't let you go, we have to make a distinction."

Guanyin's face flushed again: "You know that I am inconvenient now, so don't bully others too much."

"Damn, it's really shameless to say that I'm bullying too much. If I can't beat you, I'm afraid I'll die."

Guanyin was speechless, thinking, even if you can beat me, you are dead.

Lu Feng continued: "As long as you promise to release the red boy after you go back, I will not make things difficult for you. Otherwise, I will let everyone know that Guanyin Bodhisattva ran away naked under my hands."

"You...you mean..."

"I'm just stating the facts. Why don't you say you're cruel? If the divine water in the Jade Cleansing Bottle really poured down, how many people in my Immortal Juan, and the souls of Xieyang Mountain, would die?"

"Me too"

Guanyin Bodhisattva is too lazy to listen to this, and now just wants to get out as soon as possible.

"Okay, I promise you to let the red boy go."

Only then was Lu Feng satisfied: "That's fine, you take the red child to Juxian Nunnery, and I'll give you birth spring water, and leave."

Lu Feng jumped off the beam, and burrowed into the ground with a 'whoosh' sound.

Use the technique of diving into the abyss and shrinking the ground to return to Juxian Temple.

"The powerful Earth Dungeon Dafa, and the difficult Ruyi True Immortal, I must report this matter to Tathagata Buddha immediately."

But no matter how urgent he was, Guanyin Bodhisattva had to go back to the south to change his clothes. When he saw the still proud red boy, he became very angry and gave him a hard lesson.

After washing and dressing up, he rushed back to Lingshan and reported the situation to Tathagata Buddha.

(End of this chapter)