Journey to the West: Start by rejecting the Guanyin layout

Chapter 3 Wukong pretending to be the Bull Demon King

But at this moment, when Lu Feng walked out of the room, Wukong immediately asked loudly: "Smelly Taoist priest, where did you hide my old grandson's Wishful Stick?"

Lu Feng had expected all of this, this is called stealing a chicken and losing money, losing his wife and losing his army.

"Monkey, the stick used by Dayu to measure the water depth is not considered a treasure to me at all. Where is it worthy for me to hide it?"

Although Sun Wukong was angry, he knew that this guy was powerful, so he wanted to run away without saying a word.

Lu Feng suddenly smiled.

"Pohou, let me give you a ride!"

Before Sun Wukong flipped over, he was kicked hard on the buttocks and flew another thirty miles.

Outside the cottage, Grandma's Restaurant was shaken violently and fell into a big hole.

In the big pit is Wukong. He looks at the sky full of stars and is silent.

Before encountering Qingniujing, he had taken away the golden cudgel many times, and it was useless to invite many fairy friends to help. Wukong felt extremely melancholy and didn't know how to deal with his diamond bracelet.

But now, thinking of True Immortal Ruyi, Wukong almost cried out of anger.

Since his debut, he has never been subjected to such a great humiliation. Thinking of the shattered golden cudgel again, Wukong couldn't help feeling as if a knife was being twisted, and tears streamed down his face.

Now it's not a question of magic weapon or not, it's just that you don't have enough skills to handle others.

I feel that the real fairy Ruyi is not at the same level as the monster I met, at least he is a big Luo Jinxian.

In the past, Sun Wukong also hoped to meet monsters, so that he could work harder and make more contributions so that he could become a Buddha in the future.

Looking at it now, the task of learning Buddhist scriptures from the Western Paradise is really not done by humans.

Bajie came out of the tavern with a big belly, "Brother, you have been beaten back again. If you can't do it, you can ask your mother-in-law to see where there are gentle and stable women. Find a few in advance, and there will be bursts soon." The turbulence was tight, and it seemed to be the pain of breaking the formation, and the child was about to come out."

Wukong said: "That's easy to say, let me go and find you all the good women with a radius of a hundred miles."

Bajie hurriedly apologized and said with a smile: "Brother Monkey, I was just joking with you. Why can't you get a bowl of spring water with your talent and such a big name? Did you get it to coax me on purpose?"

Wukong complained: "Idiot, I went to find water for you, and I suffered a lot. There is no credit but hard work. Don't play tricks, otherwise I really don't care."

Bajie didn't believe it, and shouted loudly: "Master, come quickly, this monkey has deceived his heart, I think that the demon Taoist who guards a fetal spring can be a bit capable, I think Brother Hou deliberately doesn't want to let him go." We are good, I just want us to give birth to a boy and come out to watch the jokes, and trouble the master to recite the tight-knit mantra dozens of times, so that the monkey will work hard."

Sanzang was tormented by the abdominal pain until now, and he was still troubled. Hearing Bajie's words, he questioned: "Wukong, you deliberately came here to trick you into being a teacher. If you don't hand over the water from the birth spring, you will have to recite the curse as a teacher."

Sun Wukong felt aggrieved: "Master, you really wronged my disciple. If my disciple brought water, I would have let you drink it."

Seeing that Wukong didn't seem to be lying, Sanzang was speechless and choked up: "If it is true as you said, what should we do? When we give birth, we will be men! Where can we open the birth door? How can we get out!"

Wukong said: "Master, don't be afraid, my old grandson still has a way. I think that the real fairy Ruyi has the letter of the Bull Demon King, so he feels resentment towards me. When I turn into the appearance of the Bull Demon King, he will naturally be able to coax him." Take out the water and come to save Master and Junior Brother."

Sanzang didn't have the idea of ​​a monk not telling lies at this moment, he said happily: "Very good, very good, Wukong go and come back quickly."

The next day, Wukong changed into the appearance of the Bull Demon King and flew to Juxian Nunnery.

In the early morning, Lu Feng's eldest disciple was sweeping the floor at the door, and a wave of evil wind dissipated, revealing the real body of the Bull Demon King.

The old sweeper hurried forward to say hello: "King Niu, you will not be here for a while, please come in quickly."

Wukong walked in with a shelf, went to the living room, and served tea.

"King Niu, wait a moment, I will report to Master."

"Ah."

Seeing that the old Taoist priest was very polite, Wukong thought in his heart that later he would use the name of Big Brother Niu to humiliate that hateful True Immortal Ruyi and give himself a bad breath.

After a while, True Immortal Ruyi walked over quickly.

"Brother Niu is here, but he has never greeted him far away, to atone for his sins."

Satisfied, Wukong stood up.

"Brother, don't come here without any harm?"

But he didn't want to, Lu Feng sized him up and said, "Snack! ' A heavy slap hit Wukong's face.

Wukong covered his face and froze on the spot: "Why is this, brother?"

Lu Feng said: "Sister-in-law got a letter a few days ago, saying that elder brother doesn't care about his son, and hangs out with vixen ghosts all day long, sister-in-law asked me to seek justice for her."

After Lu Feng finished speaking, he kicked again, kicking Wukong over, kicking and kicking on the head.

Wukong was beaten so sadly, with a grievance on his face, it wasn't my grandson who fooled around with the vixen?

Since my old grandson converted to Buddhism, he hasn't even touched a female monkey again. It's really wronged.

But right now, the most important thing is to deceive the spring water of the fetus, so I will bear with this beating first.

Wukong suppressed his anger, and said with an apologetic smile:
"Extremely extremely, my younger brother taught me the right thing, my elder brother was wrong, I will go home after my elder brother finishes his work."

Lu Feng then stopped kicking and helped Wukong up.

"Brother, don't blame me, this is all sister-in-law's will, and I beat you out of kindness."

Wukong was very sad and angry in his heart, but he didn't dare to leak the details.

"My dear brother taught me that it was the elder brother who made a mistake."

Lu Feng asked him: "Brother Niu, why did you sneak out of your busy schedule today and come to this small temple of mine?"

Upon hearing this, Wukong said: "My dear brother also knows that my elder brother has a lot of friends, just a few friends accidentally drank the water from the Zimu River when they passed by Xiliang Nvguo, and today they came to ask my virtuous brother for a few bowls of water from the Luotai Spring. "

Lu Feng laughed when he heard this: "What should I be? It's easy to say. Big brother wants it. Don't talk about a few bowls of water. It doesn't matter if I give it to you."

"Teacher, go fetch a bucket of water and let Big Brother Niu take it away."

"Yes."

Seeing the water coming, Wukong couldn't contain his excitement.

"My dear brother, the eldest brother will take his leave now."

Lu Feng grabbed him and said, "Hey, it's not going to happen, big brother finally came here once, not to mention staying for a few days, at least we should have a banquet."

"My dear brother, next time, next time, I will rush to send back the birth spring water, otherwise the child will come down."

"Okay, brother, next time you come to play, remember to bring your sister-in-law."

Wukong left Juxian Nunnery, Jiayun left, and came to the restaurant outside the village from time to time.

After showing his real body, Wukong couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Haha, True Immortal Ruyi, I thought he had great means, but he turned out to be an idiot, and he was coaxed by my grandson for such a simple matter."

Wukong Xing hurried out of the house with the bucket of water, only to see Zhu Bajie leaning on the door frame with his belly full, whimpering.

(End of this chapter)