Journey to the West: Start by rejecting the Guanyin layout

Chapter 268 Heavenly Soldiers and Generals Difficult to Find a Match
"General."

Just as the shouting stopped, a voice rang in his ears.

"Lu Feng, what's the matter?"

Lu Feng said: "The war is over, I want to ask for leave to go back and see my family."

Tiansha persuaded: "Since you have ascended to heaven and become a god, you should no longer miss your relatives, lovers, and friends in the world. You must cut off all emotions and six desires, defend the heaven, and devote yourself to martial arts. The strongest way of heaven is."

Lu Feng said: "That's right, but I went out for a trip and came to Tianzhu Mountain by accident. I was forced to take part in the assessment, just to hide from my enemies. I didn't expect to be selected to become a god. Now I have been away from home for several years. You can't be so vague, even if you die, you should leave a message to make the parents at home give up."

"Of course, if they knew that they were working in the Heavenly Court, they might be happy and wouldn't worry about it anymore."

Tian Sha was noncommittal, the matter of asking for leave had been mentioned to him a long time ago, but this opening could not be opened.

"Lu Feng, now that the mission is complete, everyone has to go back and report back. Let's talk about it when we have a chance."

Lu Feng said: "General Tiansha, if you let me go back, I will make as much wine as you want in the future!"

Tian Sha stood up abruptly: "Really?"

"As long as you don't sell out, I will cover all the wine you drink. What do you think?"

It's not a day or two for Tiansha to be greedy for spirits. After drinking spirits, drinking other wines feels like it has no taste or energy.

Going back to see the old parents, it is human nature, it would be too ruthless to refuse, Lu Feng is still a hero, this condition should be met.

Tian Sha said: "Okay, the mission has just been completed. I will let everyone take a three-day holiday and go to the mortal city for entertainment. After three days, we will meet up at Qilin Villa and we will go to heaven together."

"Thank you, General."

The rest of the heavenly soldiers and generals were all overjoyed when they heard that it was a holiday. Everyone said that gods are good, but ordinary people don't know that gods envy ordinary people.

As soon as the holiday order came out, there were many people who had good relations with each other on weekdays, and they made an appointment to go to the brothel together to have a good time.

Three years in the army, a sow competes with Diaochan, and the same is true for heavenly soldiers and generals.

Huaxing also found Lu Feng and asked him to go to Yihonglou together.

"Lu Feng, let's go, it's so interesting to visit brothels together, it's much better than standing guard and patrolling in the heavenly court, and how much it will cost, I invite you."

Lu Feng said: "I won't go, I'm afraid of contracting the willow disease."

Hua Xia said: "Lu Feng, it's meaningless for you to say that. You're cursing me intentionally, right? Besides, with our current cultivation base, are we still afraid of Hualiu disease? Even if we do get Hualiu disease, we can use internal strength to force out the poison. If you can’t shirk it, it’s not because you’re afraid of guilt, right?”

Lu Feng reprimanded: "Are you kidding me? When I was at home, I always said one thing and she dared not say another. Looking around, no one dared to disobey me. Forget it, I won't tell you anymore, I have to go gone."

Just kidding, my wife Chang'e, concubine Yang Yuhuan, and countless fairies and goblins are waiting for my favor, do I still need to go to brothels?
Dude, it's not that I look down on you, your rank is really too low.

Hua Xing said: "Hey, don't fall into Ruanrou Township and you won't be able to get out, remember to come back."

"Crap."

Lu Feng rode away on the cloud, and soon returned to the Hall of High Heaven. The people who set out for the expedition have not yet returned, and the Hall of High Heaven seemed deserted.

"Who?"

As soon as Lu Feng stepped into the inner courtyard, a trident was pointed at his throat, as if he could pierce three holes in him at any time.

Lu Feng had spotted her a long time ago, and said slowly:

"Mochou, it's me."

Mo Chou's face changed from indifference to surprise: "The Immortal is back, that's great, Fairy Chang'e, the Immortal is back!"

For a while, the inner house was full of joy, and Lu Feng felt the wind blowing under his feet. He arrived at Chang'e's room without stopping. Chang'e was chatting with Yang Yuhuan, Princess Peacock, and Princess Longji. When they heard that Lu Feng had returned, they were all waiting at the door. , and soon saw Lu Feng's figure.

"Husband."

"lady."

Chang'e threw herself into Lu Feng's arms, and Lu Feng hugged her tightly. Smelling Chang'e's fragrance, she felt that the most beautiful thing in the world was nothing more than this.

Immediately there was a thought of leaving everything behind and being with Chang'e forever.

Chang'e's cheeks were flushed, Lu Feng smiled and patted Chang'e's shoulder, and said to the people next to him: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have something to say to my wife in private, please go to your own business first, wait for me to spare some time, after Let’s chat with everyone.”

The girls understood and bowed to leave one after another. Lu Feng took Chang'e's hand and went back to the room, then hurriedly put down the curtains.

Chang'e was a little shy: "Husband, it's still daytime, don't be like this."

Lu Feng said: "What about the daytime, no one cares, I'm making out with my wife."

Without any explanation, she threw Chang'e to the ground.

Three days later, Lu Feng left the High Heaven Pavilion with a somewhat weak body.

On the way, I thought: Too much indulgence, fortunately it was only three days off instead of three months off, otherwise, I would definitely lose my cultivation level.

Lu Feng first went to the battlefield and walked around. The troll man was too big and his corpse was not easy to contain. Basically, his corpse was left in the wilderness, eaten by wild beasts, and his bones and blood were used as nourishment for the earth.

I can also see many ordinary people coming here with hatred. When they come here, they just want to eat a mouthful of the troll's meat, or use a whip to beat the troll's corpse a few times, so as to vent their anger in their hearts.

The major sects have already dispersed, and Lu Feng saw Nuwa Tongtian and others who led the troops back two days ago.

However, after the war, the situation was actually not optimistic for Lingxiao Pavilion. This battle, Yanyuemen, Fenglei Pavilion, and Yunlan Pavilion saw that the three major sects in the south were no longer worthy of their names.

They all seemed to put aside their prejudices and plan to invade the south together.

Although Lu Feng left Nuwa Tongtian and the others with a lot of secret methods, weapons and treasures when he left, although with their talents, they would definitely be able to surpass their master Hongjun and reach the realm of Hunyuan Wuji.

But Nuwa Tongtian and the others were not Lu Feng after all, they hadn't been hacked, they could only cultivate step by step, if any family suddenly launched an attack, they didn't know if they would be able to withstand it.

Lu Feng turned around and came to Qilin Villa, where Hua Xing, Li Yusheng, Ma Yongjia and others were lying on the grass bragging and chatting.

Hua Xing seemed to be reminiscing about what happened yesterday: "That girl is too strong, I'll let you try next time."

Li Yusheng didn't believe it, "Is it that powerful? You can't do it right. A girl can still suppress the heavenly soldiers and generals?"

Hua Xing immediately retorted: "I can't do it? I've been holding back for more than half a year. I'm hungry and thirsty. It's the time when I'm in full swing. How can I not do it?"

Li Yusheng sighed and said: "My little lady is really weak, she doesn't have much cultivation, her body is too weak, and I'm afraid I'll crush her if I try too hard. I'm too unhappy, I can't go on like this, I can only solve the problem for a while. Hurry up, I have to find a fairy."

Hua Xing said: "Those fairies are respectful in front of the heavenly gods, or the gods, but they just ignore us, the heavenly soldiers and generals, and they are very high-pitched. You want to find a fairy , is harder than marrying a princess in the mortal world."

"Besides, there are regulations in the heavenly court. We ordinary heavenly soldiers and generals cannot get married. At least we have to become commanders to be eligible."

"Gan!"

Li Yusheng was quite unhappy, being a commander, it seemed that he was already a centurion now, and he was only one step away from being a commander.

However, among the 3000 people in the Doubu, there are hundreds of centurion commanders, but there are only three thousand commanders.

It's easier said than done.

Those who can become commanders are all serious senior commanders with real power. They are powerful, courageous and resourceful. If you want to become commanders, you must pull one of them down.

Because, among the six divisions of the Heavenly Court, there are only three titles of Commander-in-Chief.

A difference of one step, for most people, is a gap that cannot be crossed in a lifetime.

This also means that the vast majority of heavenly soldiers and generals can only be single dogs forever, and only occasionally go down to the earth to do tasks, and they can find brothel women to relieve their fire.

Of course, in fact, there are also many people who find a girl to marry in the mortal world when they can't find a partner in the heavenly court, and secretly give birth to a baby.

Heaven cannot completely prohibit this phenomenon, because many people were married before ascending to heaven.

Therefore, Li Yusheng thought, should we just find a mortal partner to do the work.

(End of this chapter)